>Knock at the Cabin has two gay dads
>Last of Us produces one of the best episodes of television ever, featuring two guys
>Greatest detective franchise ever reveals lead detective is a gay
It's out time homokings. We own cinema now. Let's frick the metaphoric shit encrusted butthole that is the box office with our aids ridden dicks (movies) and keep making bangers
sherlock is gay?
Who the frick is Sherlock?
Also this
Jessica Fletcher is gay?
My guy.
How does Daniel Craig somehow look older than Pierce Brosnan? He's at least 15 years younger than Pierce.
Bong genes vs Irish genes
Jewesses suck your life force
She looks like a hardened Kardashian. God gave The Wall too much power.
Alcohol. He has that red puffy face it tends to cause.
and OP is gay too
Daniel Craig looked really dried out and bogged in that movie.
>knock at the cabin
shamalamadinngdong is a hack and his movies are unwatchably bad
>last of us
it’s a streaming adaptation of a video game about fungus zombies featuring big hairy gay men buttfricking each other, you’re just a big homosexual so you have preference bias
>worlds most famous detective is gay
Is that what sir arthur conan doyle said? oh, no? just some israeli homosexuals who didn’t create the character? cool story
>shamalamadinngdong is a hack and his movies are unwatchably bad
Unbreakable remains the greatest comic book movie of all time. Split is perfection. Glass makes sense in its universe. 6th Sense is pure. Signs is kino.
detective franchise ever
It's true tho
There's only one man I'm gay for.
Holy frick, I was weirdly attracted to Jake all throughout that one, too. I like Neytiri, but, but then as soon as I think about fricking her, it's like "damn, I'd never want to frick my cats, there like my babies." With Jake it's like, "that's a cool looking fella, right there."
>cat person is a mentally ill homosexual
too much toxoplasmosis. many such cases.
A1 Jake was hot too, but the tired dad energy he has in 2 is just so hot.
Thanks for the heads up.
Was going to watch the Shaymamamlan flick for some grungy fun, but I don't want to see homosexualry propaganda
Columbo is gay?
he has a wife though
never seen her
Inspector Clouseau is gay?
Poirot is gay?
Only way for movie to have competent white male lead is to make them gay.
>Let's frick the metaphoric shit encrusted butthole that is the box office with our aids ridden dicks (movies)
surely your dicks would be ticket sales in this ANALogy?
>the being on the left is Daniel Craig
Wtf what happened.
And I meant right. I'm moronic.
Just pretend you meant stage left.
>remove woman
>quality goes up
>Greatest detective franchise ever reveals lead detective is a gay
Auguste Dupin is gay?
Die of AIDS you revolting child molester. I fricking hate you.
I thought that was a servant.
Rust is gay?
You homosexuals have been controlling Hollywood for years through the power of little boy actors buttholes. This isn't new.
He was gay, Sherlock Holmes?
A better edit of TLOU.
There was no artistic need to see any rutting bears, which was purely sociopoliticial.
Cry more.
Matlock is gay?
>Greatest detective franchise ever reveals lead detective is a gay
Literally who
Remember lemon party? That site with old dudes sucking eachother off that everyone grossed eachother out with in school in the 00s? The same people are now praising that TLOU episode. I feel like I can see through everyone. I remember lemon party and I know deep down everyone finds old dudes sucking eachother off funny and gross but now they're all pretending that it's all beautiful and emotional. How do people live with such dishonesty.
I remember that and meatspin was the most shocking shit ever to people but now its basically nothing. Now they put that shit on Netflix
>Greatest detective franchise ever reveals lead detective is a gay
I can't believe they turned Hercule Poirot into a fricking nancy.
He was already French.
>french
Same frog, different croak. Literally cannot care less about the differences between tiny homosexual euro countries.
>Bros forgotten so hard it isn't even mentioned in this thread
When these fail it will be another you reap what you sow situation btw
Of course, still they won't stop rebooting old franchises and turning the characters gay
It's funny, because no hard you try to make sex sound unnapealing, you will actually never have any experience with it because you're a loser. LOL