>Kraven The Hunter
>The Fall Guy
>Nosferatu
>28 Years Later
>James Bond
Why are they pushing this guy so much? Is it his granny wife?
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>Kraven The Hunter. >The Fall Guy. >Nosferatu. >28 Years Later. >James Bond
He has the right connections…
of the semitic equation.
>granny wife
???
Macron tier?
Even worse. She's branded him like a slave.
This is so hot I wish I was him or had a relationship like that
gitwm
I just realized how dumb you have to be as a movie star/"leading man" to get a tattoo as obvious and glaring as that. Studios will have to fork out hundreds of thousands of dollars to CGI it out in any role he plays with his shirt off. What a fricking moron.
They can just paint it over, can't they? Plus, if he's going to be Bond, he won't be shirtless so it wouldn't matter.
>doesn't have to be shirtless for Bond movies
So no more sex scenes? No more ball torture??
>Studios will have to fork out hundreds of thousands of dollars to CGI it out
Or there's this thing called makeup, moron-kun.
>Aaron Perry Taylor-Johnson (né Johnson; born 13 June 1990) is an English actor.
For any new Bond, we could have done worse, a lot worse.
The worst thing is his wife is soooo mid
I know this term has been ruined by normie misuse and overuse recently, but having a quintessential symbol of masculinity and old-school values played by a guy married since he was 22 to a woman almost old enough to be his mother and who hyphenated her surname to his seems like the kind of humiliation ritual they'd pull.
he's israeli too
>since he was 22
You mean 18
>After Johnson met filmmaker Sam Taylor-Wood in 2009 on the set of their film Nowhere Boy, when he was 18 and she was 42, the two began dating and were married in the chapel at Babington House on 21 June 2012. They subsequently changed both their surnames to Taylor-Johnson. They have two daughters, and he is a stepfather to her two daughters from a previous marriage.
yeah getting this instead of Cavill is definitely intentional
eh Cavill wouldn't have been that much better, considering his suspicious gay friendships background and kind of weird personal life (though he's finally having a kid now at least)
Horry chit.
I get the milf thing as a horny teenager but marrying her is insane.
>when he was 18 and she was 42
It's OK when women do it!
17 actually
Pretty sure she was his teacher when he was in third grade so around 9 or 10 actually
that's Macron
The Red Sox had a player who actually did this.
Mary Kay Lethorneau knew her pupil since he was in 1st grade. She waited until he was 12 to rape him.
Brosnan did more or less the same thing though.
How?
there's a big difference between a 29-year-old (when they met) woman 5 years older than him and what the other guy has. Still kind of weird and not what you would expect from a prime man like him, but it's nowhere near as unnatural.
Hugh Jackman's wife is 13 years older than him
People have been ragging on his wife for years, saying she's a beard (which might be true) but she was extremely hot when younger.
EDIT: Apparently they got divorced????
They look the same age. OP israelites wife looks like his grandma.
>EARLY LIFE SECTION
I liked him in the original Kick-Ass, but nothing else I've seen him in. Does marrying a mommy ruin one's ability to act?
no, he can still act and act well. watch Nocturnal Animals and Bullet Train.
Bros do you think she took his virginity? Is she the only woman he's been with? What if she makes him wear a wiener cage to further show how she completely owns him...
He has a massive penis and a hot mommy wife who will make him one of the famous actors on the planet. And he gets to raise her kids as his own!
Truly, good sir, you have won at life!
Kraven is the lead. Calm your breasts
He's got great pits and that's someone in casting's fetish.
>have a big movie coming out
>hire a guy who's not that famous, but you think the movie can carry it without a big name lead (Spiderslop)
>sign him to 5 more big flicks in the hopes the first one makes him famous, but you still get him cheap for the ones you locked him in for
>push a media blitz so it helps all of those movies
>don't pay huge Tom Cruise money
It's pretty simple
>Why are they pushing this guy so much? Is it his granny wife?
Dude, you really need to adjust your israelitedar, with nose and psychopathic look it should be obvious.
Just look at holocaus picture - no not for laughs - just to get a sense how a israelite looks like.
I like this guy as an actor and think he's very gifted and a chameleon so people saying they don't see him as James Bond will probably be astounded with how he transforms into that role. I don't know what's going on in his head with his wife and marriage but that's besides the point, I'm not a gossiping woman. Although, he's of the same ilk as Craig and this doesn't bode well. You can tell he wants to do some big movies for money but wants to do artsy fartsy stuff aswell so doing Bond would ruin that but I think he'll cave in because no matter how high on your own farts you are, you don't turn down a role like James Bond.