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>James Bond

Why are they pushing this guy so much? Is it his granny wife?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has the right connections…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      of the semitic equation.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >granny wife
    ???
    Macron tier?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even worse. She's branded him like a slave.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is so hot I wish I was him or had a relationship like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gitwm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's got great pits and that's someone in casting's fetish.

        I just realized how dumb you have to be as a movie star/"leading man" to get a tattoo as obvious and glaring as that. Studios will have to fork out hundreds of thousands of dollars to CGI it out in any role he plays with his shirt off. What a fricking moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They can just paint it over, can't they? Plus, if he's going to be Bond, he won't be shirtless so it wouldn't matter.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't have to be shirtless for Bond movies
            So no more sex scenes? No more ball torture??

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Studios will have to fork out hundreds of thousands of dollars to CGI it out
          Or there's this thing called makeup, moron-kun.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Aaron Perry Taylor-Johnson (né Johnson; born 13 June 1990) is an English actor.
          For any new Bond, we could have done worse, a lot worse.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing is his wife is soooo mid

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know this term has been ruined by normie misuse and overuse recently, but having a quintessential symbol of masculinity and old-school values played by a guy married since he was 22 to a woman almost old enough to be his mother and who hyphenated her surname to his seems like the kind of humiliation ritual they'd pull.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's israeli too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >since he was 22
      You mean 18

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >After Johnson met filmmaker Sam Taylor-Wood in 2009 on the set of their film Nowhere Boy, when he was 18 and she was 42, the two began dating and were married in the chapel at Babington House on 21 June 2012. They subsequently changed both their surnames to Taylor-Johnson. They have two daughters, and he is a stepfather to her two daughters from a previous marriage.
        yeah getting this instead of Cavill is definitely intentional

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          eh Cavill wouldn't have been that much better, considering his suspicious gay friendships background and kind of weird personal life (though he's finally having a kid now at least)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Horry chit.
          I get the milf thing as a horny teenager but marrying her is insane.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >when he was 18 and she was 42

          It's OK when women do it!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        17 actually

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure she was his teacher when he was in third grade so around 9 or 10 actually

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's Macron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Red Sox had a player who actually did this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Red Sox had a player who actually did this.

            Mary Kay Lethorneau knew her pupil since he was in 1st grade. She waited until he was 12 to rape him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brosnan did more or less the same thing though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's a big difference between a 29-year-old (when they met) woman 5 years older than him and what the other guy has. Still kind of weird and not what you would expect from a prime man like him, but it's nowhere near as unnatural.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hugh Jackman's wife is 13 years older than him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People have been ragging on his wife for years, saying she's a beard (which might be true) but she was extremely hot when younger.
                EDIT: Apparently they got divorced????

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They look the same age. OP israelites wife looks like his grandma.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >EARLY LIFE SECTION

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked him in the original Kick-Ass, but nothing else I've seen him in. Does marrying a mommy ruin one's ability to act?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, he can still act and act well. watch Nocturnal Animals and Bullet Train.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros do you think she took his virginity? Is she the only woman he's been with? What if she makes him wear a wiener cage to further show how she completely owns him...

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has a massive penis and a hot mommy wife who will make him one of the famous actors on the planet. And he gets to raise her kids as his own!

    Truly, good sir, you have won at life!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kraven is the lead. Calm your breasts

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's got great pits and that's someone in casting's fetish.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have a big movie coming out
    >hire a guy who's not that famous, but you think the movie can carry it without a big name lead (Spiderslop)
    >sign him to 5 more big flicks in the hopes the first one makes him famous, but you still get him cheap for the ones you locked him in for
    >push a media blitz so it helps all of those movies
    >don't pay huge Tom Cruise money
    It's pretty simple

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are they pushing this guy so much? Is it his granny wife?
    Dude, you really need to adjust your israelitedar, with nose and psychopathic look it should be obvious.

    Just look at holocaus picture - no not for laughs - just to get a sense how a israelite looks like.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like this guy as an actor and think he's very gifted and a chameleon so people saying they don't see him as James Bond will probably be astounded with how he transforms into that role. I don't know what's going on in his head with his wife and marriage but that's besides the point, I'm not a gossiping woman. Although, he's of the same ilk as Craig and this doesn't bode well. You can tell he wants to do some big movies for money but wants to do artsy fartsy stuff aswell so doing Bond would ruin that but I think he'll cave in because no matter how high on your own farts you are, you don't turn down a role like James Bond.

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