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I chuckled more than once.
Shut the frick up awkwa you ugly c**t
I genuinely have no idea who this person is and who they voiced. then again the last cartoon that i watched was pretty much kung fu panda. dont remember anything releasing past year 2014. do you morons actually keep up with all this soulless modern cartoons?
I thought this awkwafina person is some sassy negress and thats why you are all seething, but its some asian b***h, lol
Oh i remember i watched all the Cars, the new monsters inc where they are in a college and Toy Story 4. Thats all.
You will know her voice because she's a 40 year old Asian chain smoker putting on a stage black accent and they keep casting her in voice roles.
Im talking about the fact that people on Cinemaphile somehow know her already. it implies they consume moron-homosexual zoomer oriented media, which is quite sad
oy stop noticing things
Awkwafina's voice has been ruining animated films for years.
which ones?
no genuinely, which ones? have you honestly watch "animated films" ? all this moana, let it snow, elsa etc minions, how to train your dragon etc shit ? jesus christ,,how old are you?
Once you've heard her hideous voice you will never forget, it's truly one-of-a-kind.
you fricking know her by name and youve heard her somewhere, unless it was from Renfield then you are a degenerate
She was also in Shang Chi
Anon she's been in multiple movies the last several years, not just animated ones. You are on a board about movies and tv for crying out loud.
>which ones?
>no genuinely,
you are a homo
>knowing things is cringe and ignorance is cool
just frick off
She's been acting for years. Just because you live under moron Rock doesn't mean the rest of us do, too
WOULD
>40 year old Asian
She's only 35.
kek I pictured her to be ugly based on the voice but not this ugly
>kek I pictured her to be ugly based on the voice but not this ugly
cringe
She was in renfield, she deducted screentime away from Cage playing a wonderful dracula.
I refuse to believe she doesn't just worship ever director's wiener to get a job. Like she has a white wiener and worship fetish and uses it for her pleasure and to move forward her career.
>Jack Black
>Jaquan White
I've had a newfound respect for him ever since he started thouroughly embarassing celeb actors since Jumanji.
>no Tigress
>another harvesting chi/life force villain
>Po training a successor and still doesn't even seem to remember his lessons in the prior movies
Not looking good tbh.
this is the same movie plot as the one before and you can't convince me otherwise
With a significantly less cool villain who is voiced by a black woman instead of jk simmons.
>>no Tigress
There goes any remote interest I had in ever seeing this
>boring furhomosexual bait with rehashed characters
nah
unironically pure fricking kino incarnate and SOVL infusion into my veins
frick off shill
We're not so different you and I
>it's another well loved character passing the torch to a female character no one cares about movie.
This has almost never been something popular, why do they keep doing it?
>I-Is that a female being close proximity of the hero?!REEEEE SHE GONNA TAKE HIS PLACE!
Holy frick stop being such drama queens...You arent suposed to be the strong males?
Don't pretend it hasn't happened a shit load.
>is that exactly the same setup we've seen dozens of times before??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
Yes.
>You aren't supposed to be the strong males?
GOOD MORNING ESL SIRS!!!!!
>You arent suposed to be the strong males
nice parapraxis
cope.
Dreamworks used to be all about trope subversion, if they were smart they’d start subverting modern tropes, and leaks seem to suggest that might just be the case, with the chick being set up through the whole movie to be the next dragon warrior only for the story to pull a bait and switch at the end and have it be Tai Lung
The dragon warrior is not a person... it's a state of mind. We're ALL the Dragon Warrioress *cue rap music*
Are leaks actually suggesting that Tai Lung is the Dragon Warrior? That just seems like a Cinemaphile cope.
I don’t think they do, just that the chick doesn’t become the dragon warrior
"Subversion" is a semitic social construct.
Yeah well, I never claimed that I was a fan of
>”what if, the dragon warrior was a… le fat moron?! XD”
or
>”what if the dragons were actually… le good and the vikings were wrong in defending their village from monsters?!”
but it is what it is
That be 10/10 if Tai Lung gets a redemption arc after being overhyped for his entire childhood
>tai lung becomes the vegeta of the series
I'm shooting ropes
to destroy your childhood and break your white supremacist spirit of course
thank you blackrock and hrc, VERY cool
>can't have a white male as lead
>gets replaced by wigger asian box office poison
Jack Black is fricking israeli
Even worse, he's half israelite half mexican.
I'm more of a Shark Tale person
ummm kino tale much?!?!?
they were mogged
it's great you can identify the actors, and after decades and decades it will look way better than anything done with facescans.
sex with the girl fishes
you sick frick!
Villian looks good, Tai Lung coming back is interesting, everything else looks like slop. Gppk8
Seems like it's retreading old ground
>Tai Lung jobs in the trailer
Kek, he’s not the dragon warrior for a reason
>awkwafina
>Aquafina
>drinking bleach
what did Nathan mean by that?
Remember when this studio made CG masterpieces by taking their proper time instead of working on multiple projects simultaneously? I miss those days.
Shrek director is working with Alan Menken and Lasseter on a musical. Comes out next year.
Spellbound?
Wouldn't it make more sense for Po to mentor either Tai Lung (and redeem him) or raise maybe Tai Lung's abandoned son, in a mirror of what happened to Shifu
Could have worked so well. Po getting fricked over because he's not serious enough and doesn't go all out. Tai Lung mentoring him on how to be ruthless as he needs to be to go up against an army. Po learning how to balance the two sides.
I doubt he's going to have more than a few minutes of screen time.
I can't wait to see him have the exact same growth story he had in the previous film.
>design cute character
>voiced by Awkwafina
why does this keep happening?
still would
Of course, she's cute and I'm not made of stone. I just wish she could have a cute little foxy voice to go with her design.
The first one is a masterpiece and I'm one of the few people that actually liked the second one.
This... this doesn't look good, inspired or interesting in the slightest.
That's not an unpopular opinion. The second one is probably more well liked than the second one. The third one however...
What sucks is that they're doing the whole "stealing their powers" thing again.
There's some autist on Cinemaphile that always seethes about the second one kek. It's much more kino than the first. Not even watching the trailer for this one, the 3rd was dogshit.
>It's much more kino than the first
You are moronic
Seethe harder, autist.
>Appears as soon as someone praises the second movie
R E N T F R E E
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It was the biggest letdown of 2011
>There's some autist on Cinemaphile that always seethes about the second one kek. It's much more kino than the first. Not even watching the trailer for this one, the 3rd was dogshit.
out of all the languages, you chose to speak based
>KFP2 is darker than the first one and then they walk it back in the third one
>HTTYD2 is darker than the first one and then they walk it back in the third one
Will dreamworks ever provide us an edgekino sequel ever again? TLW was at least darker than the original PiB so there’s that
Hated the second film, as well as that live action film by the same woman director.
awww did you hate it because it reminded you how shitty your parents were?
>Awfulfina
FRICKING GOD DAMNIT STOP GIVING THIS STUPID FROG b***h VOICE ACTING ROLES
I would prefer tai lung returning by himself tbh.
First film was directed by John Stevenson/Mark Osborne and produced by Melissa Cobb. Only Melissa returned for the sequels (also as producer). John and Mark left the series after 1.
I assure you that 2 and 3 would've turned out much better if they had the directors from 1.
>awkwafina
Why are they pushing this b***h in these movies? She fricking sucks. Also, who the frick is she, I only saw him appearing in Jumanji 3 onwards
feels like sequels would work in the 80s where they were basically unrelated to the previous one and for some reason none of the previous characters or love interests were around anymore.
in other words, it feels bad. i dont want to watch it
Good thing KFP never had love interests then, huh?
WHERE THE FRICK ARE THE FURIOUS FIVE?
Voice actors say they hadn't even been contacted.
I she see has Renfield in acting credits , so if its the asian cop she done a prety good job in that movie
But its sad to see that someone who sings degenerate songs is voicing roles in cartoons for children
>they gonna replace po as the dragon warrior with a female fox that needs no master
you cant make this shit up
Third one was quite a let down, this looks half funny and half lame.
What are they gonna do with Tai Lung?
Memberberries
On a serious note they already showed him getting beaten easily and his soul stolen in the trailer, so probably nothing. They probably just used him to show how powerful the new villain is
He will mating press Master Tigress in a graphic 20 minute long sex scene and she will bear and raise his tiger-snep hybrid cubs.
This movie sucks. Just as bad today as in 2011.
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Suck a dick, moron.
You won't gaslight me into thinking that 2 was good. I've seen it enough times to know that i don't like it at all outside of the three James Hong scenes.
Nobody gives a frick, quit spamming you dickless moron.
NO TIGRESS
NO BUY
Shame how some of you haven't realized yet that this movie was a piece of crap.
Incorrect, it was the best movie in the franchise.
Why do you keep spamming this board with that fricking sequel? We already know it sucked bricks. Frick off.
Awkwafina has the worst blowjob voice I've ever heard
It would be nice to redeem Tai Lung and make him the next dragon warrior. Like Piccolo and Vegeta, the potential is absurd; on a more technical level, I don't think they would have brought back the original actor just to be absorbed and forgotten again
>chameleon
where my imitation chads at
Shit dude. The trailer is on freaking IGN. Next time post the studio channel's trailer so thay we don't give clicks/views to IGN.
>Kung Fu Panda 4
>Battlefield 1 Trailer
moron
You forgot one
in every kung fu panda thread here and on Cinemaphile there are an incredible amount of posts about how the second one sucks like its director. Please I need to know: is one guy spamming this opinion or there are multiple people so frustrated about that movie?
It's one guy; he's an autistic wienersucker called Sharktalegay who's buttmad that nobody likes Sharktale, so he constantly spams about how he hates KFP2.
....what does kfp2 have to do with shark tale?
I don't know, I guess he just thinks that insulting something Cinemaphile generally likes will somehow make things even for everyone hating Shark Tale.
soulless goyslop complete with the stronk diverse whamen character
>Awkwafina
how does she keep getting work
my guess would be CCP connections
That makes a startling amount of sense
I never thought I'd quit on a King Fu Panda announcement. It feels boring, genetic. Just like 3.
3 wasn't boring or generic.
>trailer has new characters and comedy so on the nose it rivals a modern marvel movie
>character quirks are forced in your face and don't flow naturally with the story.
>Antagonist references other "villains"
Its so over. the Kino-plex has shutdown.
Didn't this just happen in the third movie? A kung fu legend or what not, goes around collecting kung fu moves? It's literally the plot of the third movie
>1:57
Kek it's that fricking "YEEEEAHHHRRRR" Sound
>no tigress
gettar82s gonna freak
There was a Kung Fu Panda 3?
kuck fu
Trailer seems all over the place, like a bunch of clips from the movie mashed together. Also no furious 5 and annoying "cool" female side character.
Looks kino. Only zoomers who haven't seen Kung Fu Panda are hating on this.
Are you moronic? Kung Fu Panda is a zoomers' cartoon
It's millennial. Zoomers haven't seen it.
I'm an european zoomer and I've seen all the films, even my 50 y.o. prof referenced the film in class
No, actually.
Is ... is no one even going to touch on Viola Davis voicing the main chameleon villain? We’ve got Akwalung doing her Black person voice, and VD doing a ching chong voice. At the very least fricking switch their roles lmao.
>villain wants to steal all the kung fu masters' powers using chi magic
didn't we literally just get this?
Also
>bringing Tai Lung back only its not actually Tai Lung just the villain wearing his face
also lame
why aren't they showing the real villain in the series?
who do you think keep funding this crap?
and how do you think this bug
got a major role?
Is that a spunky, female, BIPOC-voiced sidekick from the school of hard knocks who can pickpocket, outwit, and out-sass (and ultimately, symbolically usurp and replace) the old and incompetent male protagonist? Oh my Ginsberg, take my money now!
The third one wasn't just a great movie but a perfect conclusion, why the frick would they do more? What would be the point?
Have you heard of this thing called money?
But then they would need to change a lot of things and shit on others to make it work, is it worth it? For starters Po was already a spiritual leader, he already got his army, we are supposed to ignore the entire last 20 minutes of the previous movie?
>perfect conclusion
>Po didn’t impregnate Tigress
No, it wasn’t
>Aquafina
hard pass
ah yes, nothing like watching that israelite, Jack "kill all white people" Black
and that annoying asian chick with that annoying voice
Second film with the peawiener is awful. Rise of the Skywalker tier execution.
Eat shit.
KFP2 has a Phantom Menace/The Rise of Skywalker quality script. Cope.
Frick off.
Are you guys furries? Why are you keeping up with children's films?
awkwafina has nice feet but i guess you can just chalk it up to her being asian
To the people who like Kung Fu Panda 2, what did you think of the only live action film by that director?
there is a lot of autism in this thread
It’s a movie about talking animals, what else did you expect? Furshit brings out the worst autism, just look at Sonic.
>we need a ch-
>she just signed the contract
christ. there are cute asian girls but and some on the border but she is squarely in the not weird looking c**t box
demonic
>-ink
>awkwafina character opens mouth
>sounds badly overdubbed where you can hear her standing in a studio
holy frick she is shit at this why do they keep casting her?
She probably recorded this shit in her bathroom during the pandemic.
While on the toilet.
They animated a whole brainstorming here. A lot to say and nothing well said.
Franchise ended at 2
>Awkwafina
Who even asked for Dark Po?
>KFP1: Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Ian McShane, Randall Duk Kim, Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu, David Cross, Seth Rogen, Jackie Chan, James Hong, Michael Clarke Duncan, Dan Fogler
>KFP2: Gary Oldman, Michelle Yeoh, Danny McBride, Dennis Haysbert, Jean-Claude Van Damme
>KFP3: Bryan Cranston, J.K. Simmons, Kate Hudson
>KFP4: Awkwafina, Viola Davis, Ke Huy Quan
The fact that both directors of first film didn't return for the sequels in any way (not even as executive producers) implies that they weren't on board with Dreamworks making sequels. Keep in mind that neither of them directed another Dreamworks work after KFP1.
I'm taking a look at their filmographies
Mark Osborne has some interesting stuff and his last known film is Little Prince from 2015.
meanwhile John Stevenson has been making slop like Sherlock Gnomes and Scarygirl
I'm wondering if Kung Fu Panda 1 was a fluke from both of them.
>zoomers don't know Seven Nation Army
grim.
I'm 43
Zoomers don't even know what Kung Fu Panda is. We're all millennials here.
>Zoomers don't even know what Kung Fu Panda is
I think they do. Doesn't KFP have an animated show that ran during zoomies' childhoods?
>THE CHAMELEON
T.U.F.F.PuppyGOD
I really dislike CGI films that are boring to watch.
You know what hurts these two films the most? The comedy. Tons of jokes that should've been cut. They don't fit with the dark subject matter.
they're kids movies you stupid fricking autist
I need more genocide references so I can feel like a big boy for watching them (I can't watch anything that's actually R and live action though, it makes my tummy hurt)
>Bro they are children movies bro they watch anything with cool colors bro, bro don't think too hard, bro, like bro, kids don't think bro, just makes 90 minutes of fart jokes bro, they are just children bro.
who enjoys this shit and why is there 4 of them? i am a zoomer who saw the first movie in theatres and it was complete shlock
>The Chameleon
I know all the movies had characters with names that are just the animal they are, but this still feels dumb
I am so tired of epic trailer music.
>Have Tai Lung redemption kino right there staring you in the face
>Go with passing the torch to annoying female sidekick story
That's what you get for shilling these moronic cartoon Spider-Man movies
>1998: Antz
>2001: Shrek
>2004: Shrek 2, Shark Tale
>2005: Madagascar
>2006: Over the Hedge, Flushed Away
>2007: Shrek 3, Bee Movie
>2008: Kung Fu Panda, Madagascar 2
First film was easily one of the best CG Dreamworks films at the time.
You can tell that Antz and Shrek were made in the 90s. Kinda different from what came after.
Over the hedge is nothing like the news paper strip. Not that it would of been a better movie if it was.
Shrek was nothing like the short book by William Steig either.
Shark Tale is better with the latin american dub. It's called "El Espantatiburones" in spanish speaking countries.
Not it isn't you fricking Hispanic. Imagine dubbing Martin fricking Scorcese and defending it. LOL
And of course the Furious Five got completely shafted!
It's so blatantly obvious that even the director himself attempted (and failed miserably) to damage control/sugarcoat it and honestly made it sound even worse, since he basically heavily hinted that they'll just show up for like 5 seconds in the beginning of the movie and then pretend they never existed for the rest of the movie.
This movie is probably end up being considered the black sheep of the KFP series that people will actively go out of their way to pretend doesn't exist and scrub it from the canon, cause it'll completely ruin/undermine the perfect ending of KFP3.
how old and fat are you?
1 was kino. Rest are dogshit
>awkwaf-
Dropped
>no attractive female furries
It's over.
Had to look it up, this is a new producer, new writers, and new directors. No one involved was involved in the original 3 (who all had the same writing team and producer).
>Bringing back the old villains for le "everyone is here!" and nostalgia
>Asian girl
>It's the most Black persony Asian box office poison they can find and they keep shilling her
This movie sucks
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Only first movie was kino. Rest of them are shit with gay cartoony villains.
>[YouTube] Kung Fu Panda 4 - Official Trailer (2024) ~~*Jack Black*~~, Awkwafina, Viola Davis, ~~*Dustin Hoffman*~~ (embed)
He's not wrong, y'know.
2 is shit. 3 is forgettable.
Trips of truth.
I watched the third one once and only remember there was a lot of green and yellow.
Second one can't be forgotten because they literally just stole the story of Moses.
I don't remember either villain's name.
I only like the first film. Tai Lung is a great character.
Wasn't the plot of this leaked a few months ago?
>"we're not so different you and I"
How to immediately know the product is dogshit
Imagine writing this cliche shit in 2023
Only the first Kung Fu Panda was good.
I recently watched all 3.
Second one didn't take its villain seriously and made him a joke throughout the entire movie.
Third one ALSO didn't take its villain seriously (extra characters were making fun of him), but on top of that it had Marvel-tier writing.
There were FIVE shots where I correctly predicted what was going to happen/be said. It was THAT bad.
In the first one, Tai Lung was a serious threat throughout the whole movie. And when he reached Shifu, we saw a heartfelt and sad backstory. It was only at the end when he fought Po that he was made a sort of joke.
>Awkwafina