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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for Duke Thomas

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cassandra is sperging again
      >Duke is leering
      >I'm a wagey for the LoA
      >Question is magic now?
      >your feet hurt
      >I wish I had my pirate bandana

      >Duke
      What?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Batman and the outsiders. Cass says she noticed Duke's attraction to her mother. Duke replies that everyone thinks she's hot. Shiva approves. That comic had a lot of implied shipping between asian girls and blacks. I think the writer is black himself.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was normal though for Jefferson and Tatsu’s direction to are each other. And normal for hot blooded teenager like Duke to admit to Cass that her mom was a milf. And Shiva accepts all forms of validation.
          It’s not like the writer had Sofia going for a black teammate as well.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh it's that guy? Yeah he's not very subtle about his fetish. Every fan and writer just ignores his shit anyway

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh it's that guy? Yeah he's not very subtle about his fetish. Every fan and writer just ignores his shit anyway

            Is it really more of a fetish than every other asian woman in DC having a white love interest at somepoint?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It sounds less pathetic to frame it as a fetish than to admit black men are usually sexier then white males.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know this is a shitpost, but you could at least try to present a plausible scenario.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              asian women with a white boyfriend has more basis in reality than them having a black one

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cassandra is sperging again
    >Duke is leering
    >I'm a wagey for the LoA
    >Question is magic now?
    >your feet hurt
    >I wish I had my pirate bandana

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That can't be good for kung fu fighting, she's gonna get winded!

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn't look like Shiva
    Shiva doesn't look like the type to smoke.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and now that one's a gay? frick reboots

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I'd expect Shiva to be fairly health-conscious for obvious reasons.

      Built for raping boys

      Shiva actually didn't give Cass anything except a womb and half of her genes. She abandoned her daughter immediately after birth and didn't meet her again until she was already an adult. It was David who raised her, trained her and loved her.
      Always annoys me when people get that wrong.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        David Cain barely exists as a character anymore.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and that's bad, because he was an interesting character on his own and a crucial part of Cass's story. They rarely let a villain genuinely love someone and still remain evil. Mr. Freeze is the only other one I can think of.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you homosexuals like feminine women for fricking once?

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That isn't anything like Shiva, in either appearance or demeanour.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to lady shiva's cult. Because she used to very much have her own thing with the cult that worshipped her as the mortal reincarnation of shiva. then she had that thing in Cambodia with sin and the evil old martial arts lady now she's just LoA baby momma no 3.

    feels very disjointed is all.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiva was ruined ever since she became Ra's goon.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also ridiculous that Selina could ever take Talia.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah Talia is a jobber

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Talia
            >Raised an educated with limitless resources, the wisdom of someone that's lived centuries and access to the greatest teachers, trained in the art of DEATH itself

            Selina
            >Sold herself, got beat up, used coupon to get trained by Wildcat for 2 days

            Selina is a terrifying beast!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Talia isn't a girlboss, she was just Ra's daughter for most of her history. Turning her into a master assassin is partly what ruined her character

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just gullible and fell for her charms like she wanted men to.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just gullible and fell for her charms like she wanted men to.

                I can buy Talia being a master assassin in the sense of how it was typically done, infiltrating her way into the social circle of a specific target, slowly charming and manipulating her way into that person's good graces until she gets the chance to poison or slit their throat or something like that. Not a generic superninja fighter.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you can buy the prostitute beating up the Flash?

                lmfao...

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No b***h that's a whole new sentence

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really think Ra's would just let Talia leech off him if she had nothing to offer?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Her body itself is enough, like any daughter of a noble, to be given to a son-in-law worthy enough to continue his legacy. At most she should be drop-dead beautiful, and just enough of a sweet-talker to keep her eventual husband in line with her father's ambitions. Anything more and she starts to be a potential threat rather than an asset.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But how would she defend herself? Wouldn't it make sense to train her to be a killer so she can take out her husband if he strays from the path or tries to kill her? That way, the son in law never suspects she could be a threat and does not put up a front

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But how would she defend herself?
                A global and ancient conspiracy of power composed of trained killers who would give their lives to protect talia.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah i think Ra's would prefer his assassins to be working, not playing bodyguard. There are 0 downsides to training Talia.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Beingbbodyguard would be working because he's gaming on that womb.
                Teaching her self-defense is only gonna give that womb the wrong idea of what is expected.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah Talia is a jobber

          These days, there is no way that Catwoman would lose to Talia or Lady Shiva. She's 00s Deathstroke.in terms of plot armor.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Talia
          >Raised an educated with limitless resources, the wisdom of someone that's lived centuries and access to the greatest teachers, trained in the art of DEATH itself

          Selina
          >Sold herself, got beat up, used coupon to get trained by Wildcat for 2 days

          Selina is a terrifying beast!

          Catwoman has always been the better fighter between the two, just look at her 90s series.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Selina slept with a radioactive man so she is empowered by her stds!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is no way anybody actually thinks this. It’s okay to meme about horrid writing like

            [...]
            These days, there is no way that Catwoman would lose to Talia or Lady Shiva. She's 00s Deathstroke.in terms of plot armor.

            but don’t be moronic.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There is no way anybody actually thinks this
              Why not? Catwoman was incredibly athletic to begin with and has only sharpened her combat experiences.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                By stealing and running away from people? It's canon that regular mooks and thugs are able to take her. People with no training.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >By stealing and running away from people?
                From training and combat experience.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Selina prostitutes herself and gains power from stds she accumulates

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really doesn't matter to Shiva. At most they're useful idiots. If anything it's amusing that a cult exists around Shiva and she doesn't really care

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shiva: I wonder if this is how Star Trek alumni feel.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m so sick of Twitter trannies drawing everyone completely off model and out of character. Shiva and Talia “fans” don’t like anything about them and just wish there were both completely different characters.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no it's Lady Shiva haha I sure hope she doesn't beat me to within an inch of my life hahaha

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for raping boys

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman couldn't even defeat Oroku Saki but I should expect Catwoman to take Talia?

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      we need to summon the katana drawchad this upcoming friday

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine her blowing smoke on your dick causing it to nut

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't even look asian

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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