>Australian actor Jacob Elordi is being considered as the franchise's next 007 as they are looking for a younger face.
https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/122907911.html
Thoughts? Is 6'5'' beanpole Bond going to look ridiculous?
Lanklet zoomer Bond incoming
Every Bond needs his Bond girl...
Jaw + shoulders + arms + bulge. yikes
>jaw
Jaw is completely fine, a lot of Germanic women have sharper jaws. A lot of super models tend to have sharper jaws as well. If you do not like women with a well defined and sharp jaw you're either 1. not white or 2. you're a weeb whose anime consumption has rotted his brain. You want Chad sons? This is the only way.
>shoulders
This happens when a troony starts HRT too late in his life. This is the easiest giveaway as to whether or not you're dealing with a man or a biological woman.
>arms
big hands are also, like shoulders, a dead giveaway
>bulge
he still has his penis?
Not when that "girl" is obviously a man.
sametroon
>bond girl reveals her "secret weapon" and reveals she was the villain all along
>Bond fricks xer to get information on the main villain
>xhe confronts him at the climax
"I-I thought you had feelings for me!"
"Darling, that was for Queen and Country. And besides-"
>Bond shoots her
"There's always a reason I come out on top"
>Looks right in the camera
"Fricking troons"
damn look at those booba
He's too young looking to be bond
James Bond is becoming worse than fricking Marvel. If this is true it's most likely to attract interest from younger gens. Bond is boomercore.
>zero charisma
>australian
>doesn't look like Bond
DOA
>Australian
>didn't do either of the soaps
Not truly Australian.
Anon, they are both being cancelled.
He looks weird and has the type of face that doesn't age well
He looks like a moron with deformed face. If he wasn't tall and didn't play in a subhuman zoomer show, no one would look twice at him.
I would take this high-test acromegaly freak as Bond over another zoomer twink any day of the week. At least he looks masculine.
Looks like a child. He get carded walking into a casino
>Australian Bond
It'll never happen.
It already did happen, idiot.
The Boomer fears the tall gay Gigazoomer.
ladies and gentlemen, your next james bond
>"Oy, come have a drink with me, ya c**t"
>*villain walks over*
>"Veee Beee LONGneck"
>*shoots villain in the head*
>"Get that up ya"
It's a well-known ultra famous actor so the cast is not that cringe. He's a good actor, he's tall, lanky. He can play wienery, and pull some weight and he'll be good, he still have that zoomer happy face tho
Not a well-known ultra famous*
I'll only watch if he's a quippy, double-entrendre Bond like Roger Moore and they cast pic as his Bond girl.
That would be highest kino but if they go with white Bond then the girl will almost certainly be black or Asian.
bond girls need attractive faces, not big breasts
>Boring incel
Shaddup
We've had both before.
booba
>basque bond
Weird choice
i thought a woman was James Bond now
was that fake news
The nigress from Dr Strange was given the '007' callsign for a time in the new movie but there's not a woman James Bond.
EON Productions are an independent studio so they quite literally can't afford to go woke unlike the likes of Disney.
Basically they gave some random agent his identification number while Bond was absent from work for a while. There is no female Bond.
Lanklet zoomer bros..
Our time is now!
What mode is this?
mutant monkey mode, he will age like shit. not even kidding.
How's the weather down there, little guy?
Pretty good, considering I'm a normal height and weight
Only brits should be allowed
just let idris elba have a crack, only 2 movies
Regardless of who they cast as the next James Bond he will get shit on initially. Daniel Craig was harassed before his first film came out and people didn't really accept him as equal to the previous iterations until Skytall came out. Sure there's a possibility they cast someone who's LGBTQ, female, non white or a combination of the three, and that would just not be James Bond anymore the same way Doctor Who isn't Doctor Who anymore. However what's far more likely is that they do cast a straight white male and the movies aren't so good, not because of any fault of the actor but because the writing was utter horseshit.
No time to die was really bad and I don't expect them to make a rebound any time soon. Btw this Aussie Zoomer James Bond is by far one of the best suggestions we've had considering everyone else is either to feminine and weak for the role or they're too old to play James Bond for more than 2 or 3 films.
I don't think it would be that bad to have one off Bonds for a while.
Bond. James Bond.
wtf he looks like the protagonist from GTA 3
I support. He seems like one of the good one bros. Is a big fan of older movies, studies Brando, etc etc. I hope he maintains some integrity and doesn't become Marvel/Star Wars shit.
Bond should always be a Brit