>le popcorn movie from 20 years ago is.

>le popcorn movie from 20 years ago is…. no masterpiece
>runtime longer than the actual movie
>part 1
>6 billion views

Why is this so common?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MauLer did it best, pure autism kino, perfect background noise for wage slaving

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this guy a bit more than Mauler actually. He goes into way more of an autistic deepdive + he corrects whatever error he made in the next part and mentions things that he missed but the audience pointed out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mauler's better for when a shit movie is given a free pass from the mainstream, for whatever reason.
      His style of autistic overanalysis fits for pointing out each and every detail that is being ignored when someone calls it a masterpiece.

      For everything else, it doesn't work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. People's attention spans are so fried they need this sort of thing as background noise just to accomplish simple tasks

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i need background noise so that i don't go insane from the oppressive silence

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MauLer did it best, pure autism kino, perfect background noise for wage slaving

      Genuine npc behaviour

      Almost as bad as low iq normalgays who always needed the tv running in the background.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >from 20 years ago
    12.

    Unless you're such a moron/zoomer you don't know the difference between the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >12

      holy frick...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait until you find out that Return of the King is old enough to legally drink in America.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what went wrong?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't give Jackson the preptime he didn't, and demanded he extend the two movies into three, and went back on various promises for plot (like promising Lily that there wasn't going to be a love subplot). Jackson straight up said he didn't know what was even happening on a day-to-day basis.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Everything in this. Add to it the baffling decision to turn that albino orc from a costume to CGI entirely, wtf?

          But just the decision to make 3 films instead of two I think is the biggest contributor to its downfall.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a bunch of losers. I thought this was reddit's reaction at first.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >less than 700k views
    >11 months ago

    these are considered chump numbers now

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this so common?
    Videos like these are the result of failed directors. They never accomplished their dream, now they're making hack YT videos to cope.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nerds love to talk/listen to other nerds talk about their favorite/most hated thing(favorite-hate) and explain to each other precisely why they love and/or hate it.

    women do this shit too. just with shoes and hair products bruh. go google 'youtube shoe reviews, 234823453846348567 results, also with 8 hr long videos of some broad talking about the stitching inside the sole of her shoe for 2 hours'

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people like talkinga about things that interest them
      ...yes anon. what a revelation.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le popcorn movie from 20 years ago is…. no masterpiece
    the previous entries in the franchise are some of the most beloved and acclaimed films of all time, The Hobbit not being anywhere those in terms of quality is a huge letdown

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you need to waste this much time explaining how bad something is, you're either a fricking moron or a youtube video essayist.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like the hobbit: an unexpectedly shit movie that I'll never watch again

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because that's one of the few things the algorithm rewards, unfortunately.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the algorithm
      lmao what year is it again. get new material.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you seriously suggesting that the YouTube algorithm doesn't favour certain types of content (not to mention creators) over others, and that countless YouTubers don't tailor their content accordingly?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm calling you moronic for talking about this as if it's relevant or new.
          >DID YOU GUYS KNOW...
          replace with anything that everyone already knows and talked to death

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't suggest it was a new phenomenon. As for "relevant", did you miss the topic of the thread, Black person? Just because you're *bored* of some fact/phenomenon, that doesn't mean it's no longer true/a thing. So why do *you* think ridiculously bloated video essays about mainstream films are so common, genius? Better not bore me with your answer...

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Just because you're *bored* of some fact/phenomenon, that doesn't mean it's no longer true/a thing.
              >just because you're bored of talking about thing that's been talked about more than sliced bread
              >how awful you don't want to talk about it!
              >my word!
              slowpoke homosexual lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument. What's your alternative theory? If you don't have one, why are you even in this thread? Dumb twat.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not an argument.
                inb4
                >I accept your concession.
                also noticed that like all the pseudo-intellectual parrots you wear out phrases that come half a decade before kek

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re a fricking moron homosexual
            Frick you, the way your mind works angers me.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bots botting bots. Who cares they are outjewing the advertising israelite.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank god I know about a world before Youtube and social media

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen the Hobbit movies.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's PatricianTV's 20 hour long Skyrim masterpiece

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      feels a bit phoned in after the quality of his oblivion and morrowind retrospectives but i could be biased

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think there is a clear improvement over time, the morrowind video is his worst one because he was still mainly doing plot summary as he was inexperienced. Oblivion, Skyrim and Starfield have shown a constant improvement in the contents on the video even as they get significantly longer and thus one would expect more padding

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    man children millennials will watch anything as an excuse to not hit the gym/have sex

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this so common?
    Because it's more enjoyable than watching the movies.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >runtime longer than the movie
    >he doesn't watch his youtube vids on 2X
    >he's still pointlessly wasting his life time watching 1X

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we still pretending we read The Hobbit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a hardcover copy gaynot everyone is an illiterate n word like you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon, books are obsolete
        there is nothing to gain from reading the story from some mentally stumpted third worlder

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no child, these are your delusions speaking

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anon, books are obsolete
          I try to explain this to people and they don't get it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They don’t get it because your reduced vocabulary and linguistic shortcomings make it difficult for you to relay information to others.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn’t read the hobbit as a kid
      >he’ll never actually “get” middle earth

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the hobbit isn't even canon, it doesn't count.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The average consumer is now too stupid to recognise pseudo-intellectuals. This is relatively new. Even idiots back in the day could tell when something was pretentious, even if they couldn't tell you why. Now it's a bunch of jelly brained young adults accepting literally anything people tell them so long as it's popular or has the apperance of being popular. Is it the pill? Is it pornography? Is it a lack of testosterone during puberty? Is it the capitalists again? Who knows. But it's happening.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wasn't supposed to be a documentary!

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    600K views isn't all that hard, sloots whispering in microphones get those numbers.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is still better than 95% of what Hollywood shits out today all though that isn't a very high bar

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    some sketch comedy show did a skit about a budget theater where some guy just describes the movie.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 hr 20 minute video essay what kind of loser watches this stuff?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the hate for the hobbit films. They were good. Pretty sure the hate is just a meme from the early 10s from the same people who posted about le bacon, zombie apocalypse, etc.

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