>let's kill off cinema's most popular character
What the frick were they thinking?
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>let's kill off cinema's most popular character
>let's kill off cinema's most popular character
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The character died with Connery
*Brosnan
Craig's is just another generic action franchise with the name and logo slapped on because the people at EON don't know how to make Bond movies anymore.
Casino Royal was the best Bond of all time
Not even close. That was GoldenEye. CR was just some lame Bourne rip-off with a good supporting cast and theme song but a miscast Bond and butchered ending.
I think you mean Octopussy, pleb.
In what bourne movie does he go play poker for 20 minutes
The movie is clearly fricking Bourne, having Bond run through walls and take on 5 guys at once in quick shots. It's just a lame copy of a franchise most people have forgotten about. So shortsighted and lame.
>The movie is clearly fricking Bourne, having Bond run through walls and take on 5 guys at once in quick shot
Bourne doesn't run through walls and Bond doesn't take on 5 guys at once in quick shot. He takes two minutes to fight just one guy in a stairwell.
Was a good movie, but no bond movie
Is Brosnan any good? Only seen Connery ones and one Dalton (gay) and one Moore (clown).
In interviews Brosnan appears to be a stuck up pretty boy and not in a good sense like Connery
Only goldeneye was any good
the rest were shit
Brosnan Bond suffered from bad script writing not himself acting as Bond. Brosnan is a close second to Connery being the best bond.
Definitely. I see some Dalton love but for me, no one has come close to Connery except Pierce. The deal with Bond is wanting to emulate him and be like him and only Connery and Brosnan are that cool. The rest don't have that X factor.
Brosnan's movies are the most succinct Bond experiences, they have everything good about the movies in one while being fast-paced and extremely enjoyable experiences with no fluff. He's my favourite even though I didn't grow up with him. He looks the coolest, no question.
Where did this revisionist shit come from? All of them are incredibly enjoyable and entertaining, especially TWINE which features easily the most SEXOOO Bond girl ever, Elektra. All of them are great, even DAD. I'd rather watch that than any Craigslop.
Uh oh his finger is on the bangy button. A real spy would practice proper finger discipline.
Acting like you hate Bond is in vogue at the moment.
Considering how you feel about Dalton and Moore I think the mcu is more your speed
Only people who enjoy watching poker livestreams believe this, anyone claiming otherwise is 10K in debt due to there poker addiction
>((Bond)), you need to le play poker with this guy and risk financing terrorism because we gotta get that Amerimutt money by replacing the high-class Baccarat with literal pleb card game like Texas Holdem for marketing even though we have him already dead to rights and can arrest him.
Idiotic movie made for fricking soulless bugmen.
Bet he could survive that. That's why you got to buckle up.
Yep
Yeah
>were THIS close to officially casting was Henry Cavill
>The director and co-producer settled on Cavill but Barbara Broccoli (the nepo heir) made them cast Craig
Your headcanon. Cavill was a contender but was too young.
He was young and a bit chubby in his stomach but his audition was 'tremendous' (director's words) and the revisioniusm about how close he was or wasn't came after Craig got cast to manage public opinion. Campbell wanted him and he was within a breath of the role but since the woman, unfortunately, held more power so he got strongarmed into making statements downplaying Henry's chances to make Craig's casting received more warmly by idiotic audiences.
>He was young and a bit chubby in his stomach
He wasn't chubby in 2004
>the revisioniusm about how close he was or wasn't
This is your headcanon
>Campbell wanted him and he was within a breath of the role but since the woman, unfortunately, held more power so he got strongarmed into making statements downplaying Henry's chances to make Craig's casting received more warmly by idiotic audiences.
Your headcanon
I like Cavill but he's not a good actor.
It's sort of interesting but not clear what he means by comparing it to Quantum of Solace. It deserved acknowledgement so I just said "ok"
it was a good modern take on bond, but not the best bond movie.
>le grimdark Bond with ball torture
What really killed Craig's era was the serialization. If they had just moved on from CR and did another story unrelated, forgetting about Vesper, it'd be infinitely better. That's what will date the movies so much, you can't watch one without the others and the opposite is why Bond has been relevant for 60 years, you can watch any one movie with no strings attached. No one will bother with his movies in years to come.
Craig's Bond, at least in the first three movies, was just based on the Bond from the movies, where Bond's charisma and womanizing attitude is just a facade and is actually just a psychopath willing to kill civilians to get the job done.
Why does everything need to be so serious nowadays? I hope you get your ass fricked by whatever Black you want to, gay
>Why does everything need to be so serious nowadays?
>nowadays
What? I've already said that he's based on Ian Fleming's Bond, which is way more grounded than most movie Bonds, mostly because Ian Fleming was an actual, real spy.
Idgaf. I want stupid, little cuties and a chill, smirking guy seducing them while killing cartoonish villains. Frick your LE realism. Go jerk off to The Wire like you other gays
Not my fault Hollywood ruined James Bond with all those moronic superhero movies.
Yes that's true. I came to the conclusion that you're probably not a gay.
SHUT THE FRICK UP moron!
>muh books
>muh Fleming version
>muh Jason Bourne-esque action
Nobody cares, we are talking about movies here.
>The Bond movie where fricking nothing happens for 2 hours is the best one
I like craigs action, but they dont give his bond any bond specific qualities. hes the guy to get it done and that's absolutely it.
they could have given him a bruce wayne batman thing where he turns on the charm in a room, people would have eaten that up. all the give him is intensity. his fights are good, the movies look slick, but everyone is cosplaying a bond villain or a bond sidekick.
Brosnan, pleb
The character started with Connery
The character peaked with Dalton
The character died with Brosnan
>What the frick were they thinking?
"Weet ik"
They were thinking they could shove the black b***h down everyone's throat as a new 007.
Only good Napoleon movie ever made.
Worst looking Bond.
craig was objectively the best bond
arguments can only be made for the others through the lens of subjectivity, aka the domain of homosexuals and leftists
if you're right wing, you rate craig as the strongest bond
>a weak, emasculated cuck who is a confirmed homosexual is the most based Bond
You're hopelessly deranged.
>Here's your masculine icon, everyone! (I'm hoping if I give him enough money and creative control over my franchise, he'll sleep with me)
~Barbara Broccoli probably
>a Bond actor getting a producer credit
Her father would have been fricking livid. The only media property I give two shits about has been reduced to THAT. I hate reality so much. I'd like Henry as JB but he had dignity to refuse the role if it meant being Barbara's boy toy.
Poor roastie probably sang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-fmDQ4TgPQ after he blew her off.
Lefties are homosexuals right
But right wings are cucks or/and simps.
Centrists is the way. Means all women are prostitute. Is ok with it. Fricks them and doesnt give a damn about his "reputation".
Connery embodies this pretty good
I stand with the architect. All women are prostitutes but they should also be overweight!
>friend of mine sleeps with a fat girl
>says sex will never be that good again
Pierce was right. He was right all along.
I’ve spent many sleepless nights thinking about how I’m supposed to make my redhead gf gain a lot of weight willingly. I wonder if she will look as nice as BDH eventually
pregnancy
Try cumming inside of her pussy while she is ovulating.
Convincing argument.
However; your mother is fat.
Show me the body
i'm just here for Weet ik
Too masculine, cool, and strong
Too white
Too classically liberal
Too forward-looking with tech
Those kinds of characters won't prep you for life as a slave under one of the establishment's Karen stooges (an extremely under-examined facet of all tyrannical societies, BTW), represented by the characters who tear him down.
>craig
>popular
>what were they thinking
They were going to replace him with the black woman until they heard a world wide outrage about it and decided to tone it down a bit by replacing him with a black man instead and now nobody cares about the upcoming movies anymore
The killed him off as soon as they hired this gay to play him.
Based.
I'm talking more about the character of JB himself but then again, Craig's version is all but confirmed to be a random guy with the name of Bond as a codename given NTTD retconning Skyfall and making Dalton/Moore movies canon. I don't mind that he's dead, he was a cuck anyway.
Nah, that was never going to happen. How else will the subversion work? Have the white chad ubermensch power fantasy be a black guy? No, sir, have him played by a gay white guy like THIS and have him humiliated and subverted.
>Craig's version is all but confirmed to be a random guy with the name of Bond as a codename given
false
No other way to make sense of it. They have Moore/Dalton's M as canon in NTTD by having his picture and them keeping Dench's M is one supporter of this. Plus, the inconsistency with Bond's childhood between CR and Skyfall (Vesper called him a peasant trying to appear high class but in SF he had a huge mansion indicating royalty). The codename theory shouldn't touch any other Bond but Craig;s.
ATJ's voice is too high pitched for Bond.
Was this guy the pilot in Dunkirk?
>Was this guy the pilot in Dunkirk?
yeah, he has already worked with nolan
He could be ok, haven't seen him in anything else thoughever. I don't know that he'd be a convincing murderer.
>Doesn't matter
Yeah it does
>he was headlining movies back in 2010. He's recognizable and has done a lot of stuff
That's not good for a Bond actor
>Guy you posted is a Bill Tanner guy
I didn't post anyone.
This is true, and Craig is peak Bond in the first couple movies he did
>Craig is peak Bond
Frick off back to TikTok and die.
>"uuhhh bluuuhhh zoomuuh tigtog bleeurrgh I'm old and dying"
That's what you sound like
You don't like Bond. You don't know what Bond even is. He's ''peak'' to you because he's the most recent one and that's all the thought your NPC mind put into this.
Again, frick off to TikTok forever.
Casino Royale is the best Bond movie and Craig in Casino is peak Bond. If it were about recency I'd prefer his more recent films too, moron.
You haven't had a fricking original thought in your life. Not a single actual thought that came from your own mental capability, staring at a screen all day and regurgitating whatever rhetoric you see just to feel a part of something and stating these insane things. CR is not Bond and it's not peak Bond, it's the antithesis of Bond. Just say you like the movie and Craig in it but not because it's Bond.
Yes even goofy more is better than than Craig. The brooklyn/Miami voodoo thing was actually pretty entertaining
Moore was pure SOVL. His movies were so popular because for 2 hours, people had the time of their lives. They didn't care about Bond having trauma of being buttfricked in capture or his daddy beating him, they wanted to see him do cool shit for an evening's 2 hours and go on with their lives. LALD is in my Top 5, Solitaire and the black turtleneck with the brown holster is the coolest Bond look of all time.
>You haven't had a fricking original thought in your life. Not a single actual thought that came from your own mental capability, staring at a screen all day and regurgitating whatever rhetoric you see just to feel a part of something and stating these insane things.
Weird projection. There's nothing less original than your middle aged seething at Casino Royale.
>CR is not Bond and it's not peak Bond, it's the antithesis of Bon
It's peak Bond.
Literal NPC cattle. May God have mercy on your soul.
They will make AI generated Roger Moore capers for you in the retirement home, old man. Don't rage so much, it's bad for your heart.
Just shut the frick up and kys.
No. The Connery/Lazenby/Moore/Dalton/Brosnan iterations are the same character in the same timeline and story. Craig is a failed reboot since they keep the same M and fricked the whole continuity up.
Is it a shifting timeline deal too? It's funny because this is one of the few series were you could get away with replacing the main character and have it make sense in the story and they didn't.
The technology will be advanced enough for AI generated Roger Moore to turn to the camera and say "Oldgay Anon, thank your for being my number 001 fan all these years". as he's skiing down the mountainside in a bright yelllow jumpsuit. Make sure the nurses know not to accidentally change the AI film generator setting to "Daniel Craig as James Bond" lest you have a heart attack from witnessing actual kino.
Mental illness.
He does frick in the next movie, though. They don't address it whatsoever. Then again, neither do the novels but he was hit by a carpet beater in that which you'd think would cause less damage than a rope.
>Mental illness.
Yes, you'll be suffering from one of those too. Some kind of dementia, I imagine. But I'm sure the sweeping score of AI generated John Barry will stir something in your diiseased mind and bring some joy to even an old sclerotic man.
Whatever, I still lived in a better time than you and you'll die by jerking yourself to death over AI hologram femboys while watching TikToks on the side.
You think about tiktok and "hologram femboys" more than I do. Sick man!
Also
>Whatever
The middle aged man's favourite concealed concession of impotence. Maybe throw in a "man" or "dude" in there next time to complete the radical attitude.
Doesn't matter, he was headlining movies back in 2010. He's recognizable and has done a lot of stuff but doesn't have that ONE big leading franchise which is Bond. Guy you posted is a Bill Tanner guy, not James fricking Bond.
He has a nine inch wiener and a 50 year old wife.
And that's why my gf loves him.
>Weet ik
The frick did he mean by that?
Also
>let's kill off cinema's most popular character
They didn't kill him off moron, the missile lands near him, he 100% survived and will probably come back to the role once the Idris Elba flops or whoever they'll get to play him next.
Also
>cinema's most popular character
Bri'ish power fantasy is not cinema's most popular character, you absolute moron
No one cares about homosexual characters like Superman or Indiana Jones or whatever the frick, James Bond is global culture canon and is easily the coolest character in fiction.
No one outside of Britain cares about that gay, Bong. Even Hairy Shprotter is more popular outside of your shithole, man. Take the glasses off.
Potter is for homosexuals and women. Bond is for men and men only.
Not even close.
>Bond is for men and men only.
That is correct, he is for homosexuals, that's who he's for.
>Not even close.
Bitch, there are movies and shows about Sherlock made outside of Bongland, by other countries, other takes, like there are ones made in the US and in the USSR, that ALREADY puts him on a higher step in popularity than both Potter and Bond.
Nah, he's right. Sherlock Holmes is an actual cultural canon. James Bond is israelitewood SCHLOCK.
Not a single person on the street would be able to recall much about him beyond that he's a detective archetype while they'd easily recall everything memorable about Bond. His tuxedo, his gun, his car, his villains, everything about his iconography.
The frick are you talking about? Holmes, Watson, Moriarty, 221B street, Lestrade, the pipe, the hat. Everyone fricking knows that. You are pulling shit out of your ass.
Bullshit, I couldnt tell you a frickin thing about Sherlock Holmes other than what Star Trek has shown me
That's says more about you tbh senpai
You can really tell its yuropoor hour posting in here. Americans dont know shit about Sherlock other than 'no shit sherlock' and Iron Man played him in some really shitty frickin comedy movies
Yeah, figures.
I bet they don't know Poirot either.
Hell, even fricking Sherlock Holmes has more of an impact.
>Verification not required
looking like Joe Biden
Craig's entire "arc" makes no fricking sense.
>in Casino Royale he's a new 00 agent
>in Quantum of Solace he's about to quit, but doesn't
>in Skyfall he's already too old for the job, manages to get M killed and they still let him have the job, which he's super happy to have at the end of the movie
>in Spectre he's shot on the job and presumed dead and too old for all this shit, but comes back
>in No Time to Die he dies
Dont forget haunted by pussy he barely ever had despite drowning in it constantly
It's Eva Green, I get it.
You know why that is? The movie was specifically written for a new young actor to take on the role and the actor they wanted and were THIS close to officially casting was Henry Cavill who would be able to make Bond movies for a decade plus AT LEAST at that age. It was written for a youthful, wienery Bond. Not a fricking man going on 40. The director and co-producer settled on Cavill but Barbara Broccoli (the nepo heir) made them cast Craig because she has a thing for him, obvious by her demeanour with him in premieres and the way she's spoken about him. We were robbed of utter KINO, he could have been doing movies in the 2030's. Frick's sake.
Whats stopping them from getting Henry now, other than the obsession with blacks and women being Bond now that, god willing, passes soon
Because Henry is 40 now too.
So frickin what? He still looks great and could do the wienery younger bond if he wanted. If we can have a 25 year old play a high school spiderman and nobody give a shit, we can have him do Bond
And because Broccoli signaled that they need to make Bond more progressive so he probably will end up being a black woman next.
They wouldn't want him due to being too based and ideal for the role. They have to subvert. He wouldn't do it even if they asked him, though. The boss of the franchise is a nepo baby woman who doesn't care or know anything about movies or Bond beyond what she's been told. She doesn't care at all and Craig's casting was just her trying to get a fling with him which obviously didn't pan out and they were stuck with him and passed on the perfect choice, Cavill. He's not too old by any stretch, 40 is a perfectly acceptable age too. This is the kind of Bond they want.
This.
Bullshit. You're clearly a Sherlock fan, stop being so disconned from reality, the average man wouldn't be able to tell you shit about Sherlock while they'd recite Bond.
Good post. 40 in 2023 isn't old for Bond though.
What happened? Connery looked like 40 when he played it first. Is it that people drink more water today?
Smoking and alcohol are big reasons as to why people aged as they did.
World Wars and STDs. Mainly the former. Younggays forget back then most actors had fought in a war before moving to Hollywood. Christopher Lee for example is on record having personally killed at least five enemies during wartime, and many Briton scholars argue it was higher
Skyfall was the one that fricked everything up. Bond went from an origin story straight into being too old for the job. We never got a single movie of him in his prime
I have an idea
>bond villains plan is to use a giant space ray to make every woman on the planet at least 50 lbs overweight
>he is played by pierce
>maniacal laughter as he tests the ray on women in his laboratory
>giant space ray is finally finished
>james bond is now a white british twink that has to save “humanity” by stopping this voluptuous ray
>its more about saving his skinny model girlfriend
>bonds black sidekick turns on him at the end because he likes thick women with big booties
>end credit scene with le chiffre and craig bond on the beach with a sunset in the background being happily married
Daniel Craig was never Bond
I'm glad he got incinerated by loads of missiles
It's over for him
Based. THIS is NOT James Bond. Frick the marketing psyops and normalgays for accepting this raging homosexual as the world's most beloved masculine archetype.
Raging homosexual??
He has admitted to going to gay bars and coping publicly about that not to mention he has like 2 upcoming roles and both are gay characters plus he's done theater and TV stuff where he's gay.
His face screams I SUCK wiener and my gaydar starts pinging every time I see his wiener sucking face.
>Please, le chiffe! PLEASE don't strip me bare and tie me to a chair! And CERTAINLY don't whip my bollocks raw again and again! I'd hate it SO MUCH! if you tortured my testicles with that little rope of yours you devil
>is hit by THAT in his testicles, bare naked
>instead of passing out and dying from shock immediately, he has the strength and composure to make marvel tier quips
Shit movie back then and even more now.
he definitely has permanent damage from that for the rest of the movies. No wonder his body count was so low
>I'm gonna bust your balls, Mr. Bond!
>kissed his co-star for no reason
>calls being gay normal and acceptable
>goes to gay bars and admits it publicly while being a married man with kids (())
>made them do a scene in Skyfall insinuating Bond was gay or bisexual and refused to let them cut it despite it being about 4 seconds and inconsequential just for his fetish.
https://www.starobserver.com.au/news/daniel-craig-reveals-why-he-kissed-rami-malek-and-prefers-going-to-gay-bars/206468
I hate this fricking guy so much.
all of the above and more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwEP3l5LHS8
Humilation ritual. I'd rather die than do it.
Blessed and correct post.
i dont think hes humiliated at all. i think hes a raging homosexual https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/daniel-craig-glass-onion-gay-b2251861.html
What's wrong with this?
i didnt say there was anything wrong with it. i just think its interesting how blatantly gay he is, but also being very coy about it. like the dude has a wife yet he seems to have all these little gay outlets in the roles he plays and things he gets up to sometimes. also being most famous for playing an iconicly heterosexual icon is slightly funny also.
I think you're just projecting your homolust.
whilst that may be true theres enough evidence here that he'd willingly reciprocate
homosexual
so's your favourite bond im sorry
I have the best candidate for Bond girl. Resurrect Craig and give him this cutie to bone.
We all agree she was the hottest Bond girl villain? Fapped to her as a wee lad
Top 5 for sure.
She killed millions. Brosnan had the best Bond girls, it's not even fair to the rest. This scene awoke me/.
She was great. So was Miranda Frost, Denise Richards, and Natalya.
>almost had prime Monica Belluci and Lucy Liu in Tomorrow Never Dies as Paris and Wai Lin but the producers for some ungodly reason went with Teri Hatcher and whoever that Chinese woman was
He would have 4/4 the best Bond girls ever. Damn shame.
Shame. Oh well one man cannot have it all.
I was never big on Liu tbh, Michelle was about the same tier, it should have been Joan chen.
Absolutely the hottest bond scene besides Xenia trying to bang/strangle you.
This was the weirdest f'ing scene.
Brosnan's villain girls consistently mogged his hero girls.
Denise Richards is hard to be mogged but damn, almost was, and was if you're into femdom.
Denise Richards is easily mogged by Marceau, it's not even a competition. TND has the worst pair of Bond girls in the series but almost had the best.
dr. christmas jones was the finest piece since honey ryder in dr. no u frickin gay
She was fricking hot to be sure but Marceau had that exotic Euro blueblood beauty and she is the patrician's choice although Richards is pure apex female.
I agree. Marceau is easily one of the hottest Bond girls in the entire series.
>that accent
>her laughing when Bond escaped, probably wet from the excitement and taunting him while running up the stairs
Best Bond girl ever for my money. It was ingenious ideas in the franchise to have James fall for another Tracy (rich girl with a death wish) and then she turns out to be the villain and he has to kill her.
>ENTER
I finished reading The Spy Who Loved Me. All in all it was about like Quantum of Solace. Once you get through the first couple of chapters which are a woman fretting about womanly things, you actually get some decent suspense. What would have made the novel all the better is if he did the “girl’s POV of Bond” and it was a full Bond Villian’s girl instead of a victim of circumstance to some mafia guys. Imagine a novel from Domino’s, Solitaire’s, or Tiffany’s perspective, that’s what it should have been.
ok
Based and interesting post, anon. Ignore the other guy.
Craig wanted out after Spectre but the producers wanted him back to complete his bullshit arc that actually makes no sense since he's a young rookie in CR but suddenly a dinosaur in SF. Craig's condition for coming back was killing off his character and for some reason the producers granted him that- probably because they thought that since Craig's movies were their own separate continuity that it wouldn't have any impact on the character overall.
The whole Craig era has to be an even bigger clusterfrick than the DCEU or Dark Universe. Just an utter horid era of the franchise. They need to come up with GoldenEye x10000 to save the franchise from utter irrelevance. THIS is James Bond. I hope they remember that.
The 2030 New World Order requires the killing off, or tarnishing, of iconic protagonists belonging to the "old world order." This is both a rite of passage, and a way to psychologically or subliminally transition existing generations to the new world order, by breaking their beloved, nostalgic and/or collective ties with the previous one.
Most of Cinemaphile doesn't comprehend this, but Hollywood is also deconstructing and relocating itself out of America ahead of 2030, in anticipation of new hubs specifically in the Middle East, but also India, Korea, New Zealand. But movies altogether are on the way out replaced by more immersive and globally collective mediums of entertainment. A lot of movies currently available online and on streaming will be permanently scrubbed and banned by 2040, a good percentage of movies and series will be viewed as problematic relics of the "un-enlightened" old order, similar to how Nazi imagery is banned and taboo today.
This is a smaller reason for drops in quality, though it's not widely or even moderately known, because there's less incentive on quality when the expiration date is so near. You also see unreleased completed movies being permanently shelved, or older works being unceremoniously removed from services, sort of like dissidents or certain books in a Communist or Fascist country. Disappearing will be the norm after 2030, history will be rewritten.
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message to whitey; we control your heroes. Same with Star Wars - 4 billion was not too much to kill/demoralize whitey's heroes. The value of subverting all of Western civilization, even in small ways, is priceless.
they'll bring him back, younger and hotter
This guy is a meme choice and has no charisma or screen presence or X factor. Complete meme. ATJ is gonna be the guy.
he's going to make bond history by being the first bottom bond
The Bond you grew up with will always be your favorite. Give it another decade and zoomers will start claiming Craig is peak Bond.
Not really. Back then, you had no choice because the only Bond you had any exposure to was the guy with movies currently being made now with the internet and it being LAUGHABLY easy to watch all of them in the internet, no one gives a shit about Craig not even zoomies cause he has no charisma or X factor and they can just go and watch Brosnan or Connery.
no one cares about 007. john wick replaced him.
Same shit back in the 90's. See when they finally announce the new one, it'll break the internet in every sense and no one will give a shit about Redditman.
There's no single Bond movie that is as utterly moronic as any John Wick movie.
>I le heckin killed your flesh and blood son because he le heckin killed my doggo
This movie and character being popular with 'people' was the biggest blackpill I've had to the stupidity of the average person.
Same.
the concept of bond is dated. no one cares about a suave dude with a cool car getting the babe, its a tired concept. morons ITT acting like bond movies were high class films for smart people.
t. schlomo from tel aviv
Everyone still cares about seeing cool fricking dudes being cool and living vicariously through them. Bond will come back in a massive way.
>t. schlomo from tel aviv
wow im really mad i left out implying you treated bond movies like classic pro-masculinity film and that killing off the series is actually some weird israeli conspiracy to weaken whitr men. everyone on this site is a fricking charicature.
Did you miss Andrew Tait being the biggest celebrity in the world for 2 years?
WEET IK
the best bond movies are goldeneye, moonraker, the living daylights and goldfingered. the rest are between ok and shitty
>Dr. OH HELL NAW
>From Chiraq With Love
>Coalfinger
>Thunderchirp
>You Only Bang Twice
>On Her Momma's Secret Stash
>Diamonds Are For Sale
>Live And Let Breathe
>The Man With The Golden Strap
>The Baddie Who Loved Me
>Buckraker
>For Your Wings Only
>Octobussy
>A View to A Bang
>The Living Alarmchirps
>License to Pick
the only issue I have with the last five Bond films is the lack of a reallt good villain.
Mads was great, but LeChiffre was just a bagman, a money man.
Dominic Greene was a decent villain but the guy who played him was nothing special.
Silva was hilarious, but nowhere near Sean Bean's former agent out for revenge villain.
Waltz is fine but they truly fricked up with the "Blofeld is my step-brother" bullshit.
Safin was supposed to be the next Dr No.
These guys weren't bad, but they weren't great villains. Craig wasn't bad, but he wasn't Bond.
His Bond girls were like 3 at most. Shit era that's been memoryholed immediately after NTTD.
Bond peaked in the first half of The Living Daylights
One of the worst decisions in recent memory. Took the movie down from an 8 to a 6 and I blame Craig for pushing this ending, which probably hurt the box office too
Even worse, the movie ends not even 3 minutes after. No time to sink it in, the MI6 staff barely give a shit he died and then the b***h he died for smiles while riding his car and her bastard spawn and that's it. It's over. Bond died. Show's over. It's easily the worst decision in recent moviemaking memory. Bond is the apex of cinema characters, you don't do this for no fricking reason or justification.
Could never get into the Craig era. I don't know what it is about him, but he's just not James Bond. I actually think him being chosen as Bond robbed us of a more interesting career.
He really regretted getting it shortly after CR and said so publicly. It would be better if he was a Lazenby one-off with CR and then someone else took over. Layer Cake was kino and he was good in it. No one could take him seriously as Bond, ever. People just tolerated him. He definitely shot his career in the foot. All he has now is lame netflix slop and gay pandering indie slop to his name. If you're not a good James Bond, your career is pretty much dead as Lazenby and Craig have proven but if you're a good one, you're set for life (Connery and Brosnan)
Isn't that the implication from previous 007 actors not reprising the role, that they have died?
No Time Do Die is not canon
James Bond is just like Godzilla, he will return.
The shitty thing is that Bond would never die for a b***h.
I took the original snapshot for this meme and this utterly incompetent OP snapshotted his entire screen with my crop on it lmao
Next movie he will return as a villain and Sean Connery will make a cameo as the teacher ot the new colored 007.
Nice fricking digits but ol' Sean has passed unless you're talking AI.
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why couldn't he be satisfied with crazy jungle sex with grace jones every night
Imagine just not letting Bond retire with a hot ass wife and drinking Vespers on the beach and maybe having to help out a younger spy with a couple cameos
The movie is dogshit, the worst Craig bond movie. But it ends with JAMES BOND WILL RETURN like every other movie
I couldn't believe that they included after that after killing him off but then again it's fourth wall in that the character will be back and he will be a femboy asian.
That was Brosnan and Connery's Bond, who were utter alpha males with no emotional gay shit like Craig. They did heroic things but were not good guys, they killed in cold-blood and lived lives of pure vanity and self-fullfiliment and the heroic shit they did was just work to them. Hence why they're the best Bonds. Dalton is said to be le dark and le serious but he has too much of a good guy aura. Pierce and Sean's Bonds were lovable bastards with no real heart on the inside, making Bond an anti-hero of sorts. Craig's Bond was a moralgay after his opening sequence.
Which maybe is better with all the technology induced sociopathy nowadays. People should be blue pilled and have morals.
Perhaps, I believe the next Bond will be a goody two-shoes moralgay who even doubts the MI6 as being 'fascist' in line with woke shit of today and go rogue because they're le hurtin minorities. Like Ethan Hunt who's obsessed with doing the right thing and whatever.
Which I'd really like. Would make it even easier to frick all their girls
>That was Brosnan
What the frick am I reading? Brosnan movies were borderline comedy.
>no emotional gay shit like Craig.
That shit only started with Spectre, which is why I was talking just about the first three.
That scene in Skyfall where the girl Bond fricked in the shower gets shot in the head and his only reaction is joking about what he was drinking is pure Fleming Bond.
Fleming used to frick little children when he was based in Russia
The plot of his movies is divorced from his characterization. Christopher Lee, the creator's cousin and close friend, said Pierce was the closest to the novels publicly.
>That scene in Skyfall where the girl Bond fricked in the shower gets shot in the head and his only reaction is joking about what he was drinking is pure Fleming Bond.
Mongoloid moronic take. And the scene before which insinuated Bond allowed himself to be sodomized for missions? Not Fleming in any way shape or form. Good line but the writing is futile if the actor speaking the lines looks like Putin's bastard son and not a James Bond type of actor. Pierce would have driven that line home.
>The plot of his movies is divorced from his characterization. Christopher Lee, the creator's cousin and close friend
And that guy's a moron because Brosnan is the epitome of turning Bond's larp into his actual personality, which is Hollywood's sole contribution..
The whole point of Bond in the books is that he'll pretend to be charming and seduce women to get information out of them, but in reality he doesn't have any problem with killing them, or anyone, if he has to.
It's what the "license to kill" is all about.
Hell, the whole point of Casino Royale is that Bond gets emotionally invested in the mission and this causes him to frick up, it's him basically learning that he needs to be a complete sociopath to be good at what he does.
Which is why Spectre and No Time to Die make no sense, Bond would never even consider marrying a woman, let alone having a family.
>Christopher Lee is a moron
>Bond would never marry a woman
>does so in one of the novels after CR
>Craig's Bond is pure Fleming
Don't ever talk about James Bond again.
>Bond would never marry a woman
He wouldn't, Bond doesn't give two shits about other people, I think the only person in the novels that he has shown to care slightly about is M, and that's just because it's his superior.
>Craig's Bond is pure Fleming
No, just some moments, the only movie that I'd describe entirely as Fleming is Casino Royale, mostly because the entire theme is, as I said, him learning to be completely ruthless.
James Bond isn't supposed to be a hero, he's supposed to be like an unstoppable force of nature, like a Terminator.
By that metric, it's Connery who's the most faithful. Only actor to know Fleming personally.
Connery was close, but there's still that all his "charm" is part of his personality for real, instead of just being a manipulative trick.
Craig is the only one who's actually shown complete disregard for civilians, even if they turned him into a moralgay in the last two movies.
Who was the closest in your mind then? Dalton?
If you talk about Bond on it's own, I'd say Dalton, if you are talking about movie as a whole I'd go for On her majesty's secret service.
I'm not sure about whether he's a psychopath, but what differentiates Bond from the movies and the novels is that in the novels he's just angry all the time, there's so much internal dialogue that it's just him seething in his mind and takes everything completely seriously.
If anything he'd be a sociopath, since psychopaths tend to be pretty cold minded.
Fleming Bond done 100% loyal would be THE 'literally me' character to end them all. He's pissed off, shits on feminism and the sexual revolution, I think the closest a film has gotten to capturing that is Croupier with Clive Owen who does look like a dead ringer for how Bond acts and is described to look in the books. Give it a watch and you'll see what I mean.
So novel bond was a chud
No, he was based. Had some Travis Bickle type monologues in there. Pure power fantasy. No wonder Fleming got so absorbed in writing them that he pretty much ignored his family for days.
>Travel Bickle
Basically the chud archetype
Yes, he was based.
Le Samourai was based. He didn't talk in his mind, mumbling about all the gays around like a fat alcoholic. He fricked his girls and did his job without trying to be the nazi MLK. Scorsese couldn't stand the coolness of this character. So he tried to pull it through the mud and making his character the most moronic person ever you you ate it up. Also Connery fricked more than Fleming. So who's the real Bond? Be based, don't talk based
No because Bond actually gets stuff done.
"Charm" is what a salesman has. It's the slimy, dog-like, low-status behaviour. The word you were looking for is "charisma", which is very disarming and a useful tool in every sociopaths arsenal
They made Connery sing a bit in Dr. No thanks to Darby
>does so in one of the novels after CR
He does, but the whole thing the marriage does is convince him that getting emotionally invested in someone was a mistake.
It was more like a plot point to make him want to kill Blofeld.
Die Another Day sucked but I remember going to see it in the cinema when I was about 7 and it was the first time I felt sexual lust without really understanding what my penis was telling me. I just knew I wanted to look at her and touch her
ok
shut the frick up
No way
Nuh uh
have a nice day
Weet ik.
Her best Bond work
Its a shame he killed the franchise. You just fricking know they are going to recast Bond as a nonwhite and it is going to bomb like marvels did
>No, I don't want that! Madeilene with another man?? I want her to think of me and only me. I want to be at the front of her mind for a while, 10 years at least!!
Is this a Naruto reference?
>Don't talk bad about Blofeld, he was the coolest guy!
This way they can say 'James Bond is just a code name' and replace him with a woman and or non-white. Then complain when they bomb like the marvels or wish.