Let's shit on each other once again. Return of the Jedi is shit.

Let's shit on each other once again.
Return of the Jedi is shit.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to complain about Two Towers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to complain about Two Towers.

      frick 'em, my right fellas? xD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely shit-tier taste, this must be a troll image. Go get turned to stone, b***h.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1 - full bar
      2 - same as pictured
      3 - same as 2

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic park is like a perfect movie. completely discredited

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    godfather 3 was a big fall off but it wasnt unwatchable dogshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Saved by cousin fricking.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single sequel mentioned there is better than the original.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Terminator 2 > 1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not even close.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok
          Terminator 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            More like Terminator 2 = Terminator but shittier

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              T1 is alright, but it aged poorly.
              T2 is eternal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                t2 aged like shit with the smartass kid and non diagetic soundtrack

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is an obvious troll, they aren’t even the same movie besides the most bare bones premise. Let me guess that you also think alien and aliens are the same exact movie too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.
      T1 > T2
      Alien > Aliens
      etc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Godfather II >> The Godfather

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lotr 1 is so much better than 2 and 3

      The 2 Towers is a little better than The Fellowship.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In what world is thunderdome better than the first mad max?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >First mad max
      >"Oi wanka, that bloody bloke is speeding the damn 'roos! I'm gonna go CUHHRAZEEE!"

      >Thunderdome
      >complex worldbuilding and lore, nothing way over the top. Redemption story.

      Why would anyone consider the first mad max as anything but a big shitpost?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was first, i guess?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also Tina Turner is pretty believable as a psycho chimptress!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mad Max 3 that high
    >all Jurassic Parks that low

    Incredibly dumb opinions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mad max 3 was much better than first slop
      in retrospect what was it even about?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its not a story based movie.
        Its just some cops vs some gangsters in the twilight of the world.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    alien was significantly better than aliens, which was (fun) slop
    Jurassic Park is indeed a perfect blockbuster
    Fellowship is the best LOTR

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If that is referring to the classic planet of the apes movies, 3 should be way above 2.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man 3 really wasn't that bad.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the kino?
    The Human Condition trilogy
    Three Colours trilogy
    Before trilogy
    Tetsuo trilogy
    Vengeance trilogy
    Dollars trilogy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Where's the le homosexualry?
      in the trash where it deserves to be

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I promise you those trilogies wipe the floor with the slop op posted. Learn media literacy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dollars trilogy
      This would count as one of the very few examples of the successive films getting better, no? Though guess it's a bit of a cheat as it's anthology.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen Bullet Man, but Tetsuo: Body Hammer was basically unwatchable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >asks for Kino
      >lists cinema and film

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >star wars that high
    manchild thread, stopped reading

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a hidden rules stipulating the third one is always the worst (exception being LOTR) ?

    Even true for Kitano's Outrage thinking of it, which I'll rate as Blade on OP's graphics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Writers who don’t plan for an ending always fated to end it in shitty ways

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s just that at that point oftentimes the filmmakers are just out of ideas and don’t have the same creative spark that led to the first film become a hit in the first place. Notice how many third entries in famous trilogies are essentially a remake of the first movie in a lot of ways

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is so fricking stupid.
    >Jurassic Park being that low
    >Die Hard 2 better than 3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Die Hard 3 is a great film untill they find out Simon's riddles are bullshit. After that it turns into a pile of shit. And the ending is anti-climactic as frick. At least Die Hard 2 is consistent the whole way through.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >star wars
    first one slightly lower, third one same
    >indiana jones
    second one is lower than third and first
    >jurassic park
    first one should be a full bar
    >spiderman
    first one should be higher, second full bar, third half way
    >LOTR
    first one full bar, and then very gradually descending into the second and third
    >mad max
    there is no way thunderdome is better than the first that is just moronic
    >alien
    3 really isnt that bad honestly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there is no way thunderdome is better than the first that is just moronic
      Most people don't know Mad Max from the first movie. It's not surprising that their opinion is stupid.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can we admit that shitting on matrix 2 and 3 is just to sound cool at this point, of course the first is better, but they're not bad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. Same with Spiderman 3. Way too overhated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll agree with you on matrix reloaded but the dance shit and a bunch of the goofy shit in 3 really hurt the movie also the blatant Jesus stuff was too on the nose

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Blade 2 is better than Blade
    what the frick are you smoking freedrick?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. Frick Gordo Del Taco.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it bad that I've never seen any of these complete trilogies? I mean I think I've seen one of the old jurrassic park movies. I remember the raptors but I couldn't tell you a single plot point. I fell asleep during godfather so I never finished it. I think I've seen all of star wars via osmosis. Hell, I didn't even know there were 3 superman movies unless we are counting justice league.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and you should feel bad as well

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no Bourne

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      first one is sorta watchable, the rest are capeshit slop disguised as muh grim cloak and dagger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you are not totally wrong.
        Whatever: it's a trilogy.
        it has to be rated as such.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No Arcane

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This chart is shit.
    >Beyond Thunderdome better than Mad Max
    >LotRs rated worse overall than the original Matrix and Die Hard
    >Aliens over Alien
    >Jurassic Park not topped out and rated lower than fricking any science fiction film on this list
    Redd*t is responsible for this, I'm fricking certain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thunderdome better than Mad Max
      You serious? That was too Hollywood.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the first mad max is ass

        homosexual opinions. The original Mad Max is a grindhouse classic with one of the best revenge climaxes in the genre. The movie's end is flawless and only morons could argue otherwise. Thunderdome is okay, but it's a bad Mad Max film and tonally dissonant with the franchise - especially after the brutality of the first two films.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the first mad max is ass

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs all of them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      White is the only good one. Blue is pretty mid and Red is nauseatingly bad.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >LotR movies lower rated than star wars

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How was Dark Knight that bad?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Godfather III and Alien 3 are kino. gtfo

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fellowship is the only cozy LOTR. I usually watch it without the sequels.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last Crusade is the best Indiana Jones movie.
    >Raiders is 8/10
    >Temple is 6/10
    >Crusade is 9/10
    >Crystal Skull is 4/10
    >Won't watch the new one, thanks.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lotr 1 is so much better than 2 and 3

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >batman returns that low

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yet still mogs ever other movie after it.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blade 3 is kino. It embraced the early 2000s cringe in a way that is endearing and entertaining.
    Terminator 3 and Aliens 3 are nowhere near as bad as that image implies, either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically praising a movie with a 3 minute ad for iPod in the middle of it

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow
    are you actually serious with this shit?

    great bait, goddamn

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never much liked Die Hard 2. I thought 3 was miles better.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Last Crusade being equal to the far inferior Temple of Doom
    >Jurassic Park not being at the high top
    >Back to the Future Pt. II not being higher than Pt. III
    >Rambo: First Blood Part II and III not being at the bottom
    >Aliens being higher than Alien

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >LOTR stay being the retention king
    LOTR chads, we stay eating good eternally. Every LOTR movie is just as good as the last. Contrarians need not reply.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Incorrect. The first film was truly great, the second and third were good but just a porridge of CGI.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blade 2 is nowhere near as good as the first and I'm tired of people pretending like it is.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This graph is fricking moronic, some of these are not even trilogies, let alone being the actual concept of a trilogy.

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