Let's talk about Bond 26. What are your ideas, fancasts and predictions on the upcoming reboot of the James Bond film series?
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Let's talk about Bond 26. What are your ideas, fancasts and predictions on the upcoming reboot of the James Bond film series?
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>The name's Bond, Treasury Bond.
>For England, James?
>No, for Israel.
they should have him team up with macron and they can talk about those old ass ladies that molested them
Wait, but israelites aren't a race though?
Mmmm israeliteslop
Is arabic not a race?
It is only when convenient
Yes.
I know a family member of his. He's not israeli in any way. He is feigning israeli heritage for roles in Hollywood, much the same reason why he's married to a 53 year old woman. When he becomes a bigger star, he'll divorce her.
didnt he convert for his 70 year old wife? isnt that basically a zachary levi situation where hes israelitemasking?
racist James Bond fan here. He should never be Bond. He is short, ugly and bald. I’m referring to Daniel Craig
What we know from the leaker anon:
>ATJ is the new Bond
>Bond 26 will start shooting in Fall 2024
>late 2025 release in November
>Ewan Mitchell, Freddie Fox, Sydney Chandler, Sophie Wilde, Niamh McCormack, Emma Appleton, Steve Toussaint, Niv Sultan, Tanya Reynolds, Eddie Marsan are up for roles.
>Ralph Fiennes will be the only Craig-era actor to return
>episodic with a lighter tone and they plan on filming movies back to back if the first one is succesful to keep up the 2-year release window
>new timeline but still keeping Fiennes' M
>title is either Devil May Care or Killing Moon but either of these could be placeholders
>no Nolan type directors, they want Marvel-type journeymen
>Neal Purvis and Robert Wade have written a script
with a lighter tone and they plan on filming movies back to back if the first one is succesful to keep up the 2-year release window
Sounds good.
>>ATJ is the new Bond
>Bond 26 will start shooting in Fall 2024
>late 2025 release in November
That's bullshit. A movie does not take a single year to fully produce and release. It takes a LEAST 2 years. We're talking non-Marvel movies here.
Forgive me, I mixed it up. He said 2026.
apparently Eon wants to release Bond movies cheaper and quicker again (unsure if they actually will, but that's what they want)
>Eddie Marsan
I already typed that he was in No Time To Die as the scientist, but decided to double check.
For frick's sake, no, it was a different actor. But Marsan was in a basically identical role in fricking Hobbs & Shaw lol.
>Dr. Nose
>The Interest is Not Enough
>Lie Another Day
>The Man with the Golden Calf
>Diamonds are Forever
>Goldenisraelite
>License to Shill
the new Bond theme should be like this. A mix of rock and ballad.
Unironically have sex
Sex is for reproduction only, you fricking subhuman.
>What are your ideas
A gritty spy drama focused on espionage on the moral ambiguity that comes from covert proxy warfare
>fancasts
Someone who isn't super famous and/or a meme actor
>predictions on the upcoming reboot of the James Bond film series?
That it will be a tonally confused action film that takes heavy inspiration from The Avengers as well as Oppenheimer and Barbie in presenting a moronic blockbuster experience that's riddled with plot holes and stupidity for the sake of meme villains and explosions.
>That it will be a tonally confused action film that takes heavy inspiration from The Avengers as well as Oppenheimer and Barbie in presenting a moronic blockbuster experience that's riddled with plot holes and stupidity for the sake of meme villains and explosions.
That sounds a lot better than your gay pseud shit premise that has nothing to do with Bond.
>A gritty spy drama focused on espionage on the moral ambiguity that comes from covert proxy warfare
You only forgot to mention you're trans at the end of that, m8.
Imagine unironically typing this and not feeling so embarrassed that you immediately commit suicide.
Bond is not an exploration of actual real world spycraft, you fricking mongrel. It's an action adventure pulp blockbuster franchise.
>being illiterate as well as moronic
Coincidental correlation or causation?
>according to
>allegedly
>our sources say
>supposedly
Israel lost btw
>here's your new M
>BECAUSE HE WAS CAUGHT WITH CHEWING GUM ON HIS PUBIS
they should keep the story set in the 60s. bond doesn't work in modern day
I wish there was a button to permakill every idiot who says this. GoldenEye specifically disproved this and established Bond as a hero for all seasons.
the 1990s is a different beast from the 2020s
Very true but that makes the challenge even more worthwhile. To prove that despite killing him off (or an imposter, at least) that Bond will always be relevant. It's been 20 years of nothing but subversion and grimdark Craigslop. If they came out with a fairly typical Bond movie from the Brosnan days right now, it'd be viewed as revolutionary because zoomers don't know any better. I'm sure lifestyle grifters would adopt Bond immediately.
Unironically go frick yourself and never comment on the franchise ever again
The 50s
The boycott still stands.
Homosexual OP
I stopped caring about this franchise after brosnan, from the looks of things there is no reason to ever watch another one.
There are no new Bond stories.
There are no new Harry Potter stories.
There are no new Lord of the Rings stories left to tell.
There are no new Star Trek stories left to tell.
There are no new Star Wars stories left to tell.
There are no new Marvel Universe stories left to tell.
There are no new DC Universe stories left to tell
It's all over. Do something new.
I hope they reboot it back to the 60's era. Maybe Russia being an antagonist on the world stage would make people more open to Cold War espionage.
I think it'd be interesting if the next Bond girl was 20-25 years older than him
Didn't Craig Bond have it mentioned at one point he lost his virginity to an older woman at 14?
Sean Connery - not his Bond, but the actor himself - spoke about this exact thing. I guess Bond-related trivia melded together in your head.
Wasn't it Connery when he was 7
I want a James Bond / Lara Croft crossover.
But, a Casino Royale-era young(ish) Craig Bond, and a classic Core Design era Lara character-wise but tweaked to be less cartoony and more in line with Craig Bond to exist in his world.
>jew
Not going to watch.
wasn't Bond supposed to be a black woman or something?
amazon bought the rigfts and were scared if their first bond out the gate gave a backlash, so now they hired some israeli actor who will comment on how women need to be treated with respect and allow for all of his counterparts to solve all of the problems. then once he is trivial in his own movies theyll replace him. cant have a striaght white male solving problems on his own can we?
>M:you destroyed a wall while you disguised yourself as a migrant to get into the country which led to thousands of rapists, murderers, human traffickers and the drug business to flourish. Had sex with a 13 yr daughter of the criminal we're after, set their house on fire, killed half the bicycle marathon with your car chases and poisoned an entire villages water supply Bond!
>m: I'll have you out by 2pm and you better not let me regret it.
I'm still not entirely convinced that Anya Taylor-Joy and Aaron Taylor-Johnson are two separate people.
>Berg.
>Jacob Berg.
>00J
I'll watch it when it comes to streaming providing there us a free trial at the time. The Bond series has had some quite frankly unbelievable lows and No Time To Die completely blew those away, and that was on the back of Spectre being on par with The Man With The Golden Gin.
I recently rewatched Die Another Day and I thought it was a fricking masterpiece compared to modern Bond.
Yeah its a bad one, but they were at least trying to have fun and Pierce carries that burden as well as possible, and better than any of the other Bond actors could have. Spectre was bizarre, like they weren't interested in anything, during a car chase they just have shot reverse shot close ups of people on a phone call? NTTD is just an absolute train wreck and about 3 hours of it too.
The good news is that Y2K "aesthetic" is back in almost full swing. Will be in full swing by the time Bond releases, so I'm fairly certain that they'll be aiming for it.
It's not only about the music or the fashion, but also about the "tone" of movies. People are more open to goofy / escapist films, including action films. Remember when Bourne and then Casino Royale set the tone for the "grounded and gritty" approach of human action? It lasted for like a decade and a half, but the pendulum is swinging back.
(there's a few exceptions in Fast & Furious and stuff like Transformers, but I mean the more traditional action movies that are about people chasing people, fighting, etc)
>landraker
Are they casting this nobody, so they don't have to pay an actual star like my boy Hiddleston?
Hiddlecuck can stay in Disney hell
Damn, a paid shill actually managed to steal quads. Anyways, sage.
not a paid shill, just an obsessive homosexual who wants to gossip about his gay obsession
It should be like fallout where James says okey dokey but also respects pronouns.