Let's talk about Bond 26.

Let's talk about Bond 26. What are your ideas, fancasts and predictions on the upcoming reboot of the James Bond film series?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The name's Bond, Treasury Bond.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >For England, James?
    >No, for Israel.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should have him team up with macron and they can talk about those old ass ladies that molested them

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, but israelites aren't a race though?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mmmm israeliteslop

        Is arabic not a race?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is only when convenient

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know a family member of his. He's not israeli in any way. He is feigning israeli heritage for roles in Hollywood, much the same reason why he's married to a 53 year old woman. When he becomes a bigger star, he'll divorce her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didnt he convert for his 70 year old wife? isnt that basically a zachary levi situation where hes israelitemasking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      racist James Bond fan here. He should never be Bond. He is short, ugly and bald. I’m referring to Daniel Craig

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What we know from the leaker anon:
    >ATJ is the new Bond
    >Bond 26 will start shooting in Fall 2024
    >late 2025 release in November
    >Ewan Mitchell, Freddie Fox, Sydney Chandler, Sophie Wilde, Niamh McCormack, Emma Appleton, Steve Toussaint, Niv Sultan, Tanya Reynolds, Eddie Marsan are up for roles.
    >Ralph Fiennes will be the only Craig-era actor to return
    >episodic with a lighter tone and they plan on filming movies back to back if the first one is succesful to keep up the 2-year release window
    >new timeline but still keeping Fiennes' M
    >title is either Devil May Care or Killing Moon but either of these could be placeholders
    >no Nolan type directors, they want Marvel-type journeymen
    >Neal Purvis and Robert Wade have written a script

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with a lighter tone and they plan on filming movies back to back if the first one is succesful to keep up the 2-year release window
      Sounds good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>ATJ is the new Bond

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bond 26 will start shooting in Fall 2024
      >late 2025 release in November
      That's bullshit. A movie does not take a single year to fully produce and release. It takes a LEAST 2 years. We're talking non-Marvel movies here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forgive me, I mixed it up. He said 2026.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        apparently Eon wants to release Bond movies cheaper and quicker again (unsure if they actually will, but that's what they want)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Eddie Marsan
      I already typed that he was in No Time To Die as the scientist, but decided to double check.
      For frick's sake, no, it was a different actor. But Marsan was in a basically identical role in fricking Hobbs & Shaw lol.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr. Nose
    >The Interest is Not Enough
    >Lie Another Day
    >The Man with the Golden Calf
    >Diamonds are Forever
    >Goldenisraelite
    >License to Shill

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the new Bond theme should be like this. A mix of rock and ballad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically have sex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sex is for reproduction only, you fricking subhuman.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What are your ideas
    A gritty spy drama focused on espionage on the moral ambiguity that comes from covert proxy warfare
    >fancasts
    Someone who isn't super famous and/or a meme actor
    >predictions on the upcoming reboot of the James Bond film series?
    That it will be a tonally confused action film that takes heavy inspiration from The Avengers as well as Oppenheimer and Barbie in presenting a moronic blockbuster experience that's riddled with plot holes and stupidity for the sake of meme villains and explosions.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That it will be a tonally confused action film that takes heavy inspiration from The Avengers as well as Oppenheimer and Barbie in presenting a moronic blockbuster experience that's riddled with plot holes and stupidity for the sake of meme villains and explosions.
      That sounds a lot better than your gay pseud shit premise that has nothing to do with Bond.
      >A gritty spy drama focused on espionage on the moral ambiguity that comes from covert proxy warfare
      You only forgot to mention you're trans at the end of that, m8.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine unironically typing this and not feeling so embarrassed that you immediately commit suicide.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bond is not an exploration of actual real world spycraft, you fricking mongrel. It's an action adventure pulp blockbuster franchise.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >being illiterate as well as moronic
            Coincidental correlation or causation?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >according to
    >allegedly
    >our sources say
    >supposedly
    Israel lost btw

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your new M

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BECAUSE HE WAS CAUGHT WITH CHEWING GUM ON HIS PUBIS

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should keep the story set in the 60s. bond doesn't work in modern day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish there was a button to permakill every idiot who says this. GoldenEye specifically disproved this and established Bond as a hero for all seasons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the 1990s is a different beast from the 2020s

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very true but that makes the challenge even more worthwhile. To prove that despite killing him off (or an imposter, at least) that Bond will always be relevant. It's been 20 years of nothing but subversion and grimdark Craigslop. If they came out with a fairly typical Bond movie from the Brosnan days right now, it'd be viewed as revolutionary because zoomers don't know any better. I'm sure lifestyle grifters would adopt Bond immediately.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically go frick yourself and never comment on the franchise ever again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 50s

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The boycott still stands.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homosexual OP

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped caring about this franchise after brosnan, from the looks of things there is no reason to ever watch another one.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are no new Bond stories.

    There are no new Harry Potter stories.

    There are no new Lord of the Rings stories left to tell.

    There are no new Star Trek stories left to tell.

    There are no new Star Wars stories left to tell.

    There are no new Marvel Universe stories left to tell.

    There are no new DC Universe stories left to tell

    It's all over. Do something new.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they reboot it back to the 60's era. Maybe Russia being an antagonist on the world stage would make people more open to Cold War espionage.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it'd be interesting if the next Bond girl was 20-25 years older than him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Craig Bond have it mentioned at one point he lost his virginity to an older woman at 14?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sean Connery - not his Bond, but the actor himself - spoke about this exact thing. I guess Bond-related trivia melded together in your head.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't it Connery when he was 7

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a James Bond / Lara Croft crossover.

    But, a Casino Royale-era young(ish) Craig Bond, and a classic Core Design era Lara character-wise but tweaked to be less cartoony and more in line with Craig Bond to exist in his world.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jew
    Not going to watch.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't Bond supposed to be a black woman or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amazon bought the rigfts and were scared if their first bond out the gate gave a backlash, so now they hired some israeli actor who will comment on how women need to be treated with respect and allow for all of his counterparts to solve all of the problems. then once he is trivial in his own movies theyll replace him. cant have a striaght white male solving problems on his own can we?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >M:you destroyed a wall while you disguised yourself as a migrant to get into the country which led to thousands of rapists, murderers, human traffickers and the drug business to flourish. Had sex with a 13 yr daughter of the criminal we're after, set their house on fire, killed half the bicycle marathon with your car chases and poisoned an entire villages water supply Bond!

    >m: I'll have you out by 2pm and you better not let me regret it.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still not entirely convinced that Anya Taylor-Joy and Aaron Taylor-Johnson are two separate people.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Berg.
    >Jacob Berg.
    >00J

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch it when it comes to streaming providing there us a free trial at the time. The Bond series has had some quite frankly unbelievable lows and No Time To Die completely blew those away, and that was on the back of Spectre being on par with The Man With The Golden Gin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I recently rewatched Die Another Day and I thought it was a fricking masterpiece compared to modern Bond.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah its a bad one, but they were at least trying to have fun and Pierce carries that burden as well as possible, and better than any of the other Bond actors could have. Spectre was bizarre, like they weren't interested in anything, during a car chase they just have shot reverse shot close ups of people on a phone call? NTTD is just an absolute train wreck and about 3 hours of it too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The good news is that Y2K "aesthetic" is back in almost full swing. Will be in full swing by the time Bond releases, so I'm fairly certain that they'll be aiming for it.

        It's not only about the music or the fashion, but also about the "tone" of movies. People are more open to goofy / escapist films, including action films. Remember when Bourne and then Casino Royale set the tone for the "grounded and gritty" approach of human action? It lasted for like a decade and a half, but the pendulum is swinging back.

        (there's a few exceptions in Fast & Furious and stuff like Transformers, but I mean the more traditional action movies that are about people chasing people, fighting, etc)

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >landraker

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they casting this nobody, so they don't have to pay an actual star like my boy Hiddleston?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hiddlecuck can stay in Disney hell

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, a paid shill actually managed to steal quads. Anyways, sage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not a paid shill, just an obsessive homosexual who wants to gossip about his gay obsession

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It should be like fallout where James says okey dokey but also respects pronouns.

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