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SPENNY'S DRUNK
THAT'S FRICKING GREAT
>KENNY, I LOVE YOU
>Becoming Kenny Hotz, even for this short period of time, I think it's damaged my soul
did people actually watch this? i always assumed it was like commercials or something just trying to pad the time
It's fricking kino
its the best thing canada has ever produced
rewatched this episode yesterday, best part was Kenny shitting his pants and Jamie kicking in the door.
What does the crew do nowadays? Without them the show wouldn't be as funny as it is.
Kenny is still friends with Sebby and Donny and a few others. He had a falling out with Brendan, over a woman apparently. And all of them collectively hate Spenny.
>And all of them collectively hate Spenny
I really wonder why he didn't kill himself allready.
This is something I wonder myself, I know I wouldn’t have the strength to go on if I were him. This is a real tattoo he got I’m not even trolling, I saved this from a live stream they did a year or so ago while on the road on tour. It’s supposed to be a tribute to the Marx brothers but Kenny’s face says it all
>an actor wouldnt get a tattoo for a bit, it HAS to be real, I NEED it to be real
There’s weak b8 and then there’s this where I can tell you’re not even remotely trying
How is that less convincing, or different, than this
? If anything my pic is more sincere since not all of the actors were also producers
Kenny's kind of Saddam Husseinmaxxing
kenny and sebastian are doing commentary on each episode
I think the crew gets overhyped, quite honestly. Sebby has literally no personality, Jamie is that one homosexual who thinks he's funny but just comes across as obnoxious, Brandon is the only one who's actually fun to watch and unfortunately he's the one Kenny had a falling out with.
Brendon is 100% the most based crew member and Donny is a homosexual
Hahahahaha
Wasnt Trey Parker and Matt Stones "Terrence and Philip" based off of their relationship to Kenny? Like it inspired the whole "canada toilet humor" gag on Southpark?
naw t+p predate kenny meeting them. south park is late 90's and kvs was early 00's, kvs on comedy central a few years later
Anon are you US based? I felt the same way but apparently this shit is huge in Canada.
>KTTND
it wasn't 'huge' when it was new. it's great but it flew under most people's radar
Yeah pretty much 95% of teenage guys saw it but don't think it was popular very much outside of that and younger adults. Most people here do know what it is though.
Dude this shit is honestly awesome and I'm not even Canadian. I don't go on Cinemaphile much but if KvS is regularly on here then I am proud
Yes people watched shows 10+ years ago homosexual zoomer.
No… not really zoom zoom. We were all reading books back then Mostly, only nerdy incels watched talmudvision
>starts screeching about muh zoomers without it being relevant to the topic at hand
Yeah. I saw one clip on youtube 14 years ago and I was hooked.
You have to somehow believe even a small portion of the show isnt scripted. Pick an episode out of a hat and watch it objectively, 93% of it is obviously staged. But you have people
that are able to sit there drooling and shitting their pants from laughter at a fake reality show. Its almost as insulting to the audience as Kitchen Nightmares.
>the challenge is you cant bathe yourself for a week!
>spenny gets dirty and complains
>kenny gets someone else to wash him and laughs while spenny said he cheated
Its just that over and over with the producers staging the scenes before the camera rolls
I’ve never encountered anyone who missed the point of KvS entirely as much so as you have… until now. Also, while there clearly are reshoots and scripted moments in the show, saying anything more than 25% of it isn’t real is just disingenuous. Trust me, I’ve met Spenny and that dude can’t act for shit - every time he spergs out and gets mad, violent, flips his lid, any of that, that’s all genuine. The dude is an actual sociopath lest we forget the situation with his weird little cooler.
He talks specifically about it being a character. If the point was that they were playing characters on a scripted reality show, yes I do get the point. Knowing its scripted, knowing they are playing characters, how can you enjoy it? Do you just grab a bag of chips and lie to yourself? Looking at the show with any objectivity, it is obviously fake. And they weren't doing the Reno 911 type of fake reality, they excpected people (like yourself) to actually be slow enough to fall for it. But sure, I missed the point
See:
inb4
>he’s just that committed to the character
No, Spenny is actually a drug addicted alcoholic piece of shit and the OG of what we now call “virtue signaling.” I’ve met plenty of Spenny type dudes in my day who want you to think they’re the most honest and genuine dudes but deep down they’re really scummy people so I guess in that sense you’re right but if anything, the whole idea of it being an “act” with Spencer is just some bullshit to make him look like slightly less of a dweeb
I never said "he's just that committed to the character". I said it is a character, and he has said so. So, it's an "act" (your words) to make him look a certain way, while he is a producer of the show, but it totally isnt staged
>Yeah no I'm not a moronic sperg in real life it's a character
Spencer rice is a WORTHLESS actor
There's no proof to the contrary
I'm sure a lot of KvS is manipulated or reshot but the fundamental character of spenny is realgak0vw
>Spencer rice is a WORTHLESS actor
He fooled you. Give him some credit
off the top of my head i can only think of the xray machine next to spennys room being totally staged and fake as frick. nothing else comes to mind.
The gorilla suit thing
It's canadian jackass, not a summer blockbuster
Yeah the x-ray machine was a bit much but clearly just used as a visual gag. Kenny did a lot of fricked up shit to Spenny but definitely didn’t give him ball cancer and I’m also pretty sure the old woman he fingered in the who can go further with the others mother episode wasn’t actually Spennys mom.
Wasn't the Xray machine something kenny made to frick with spenny when he looked at the footage that somehow made it into the actual show
Something like that but even then it was just so outlandish. That is a thing that happened on several occasions though, Spenny would go into the production shed in the yard and demand to see daily’s even though for the sake of the show he wasn’t supposed to but he would use his credit as “director” (like he has been saying over and over in this thread) as leverage. Times when he suspected Kenny had been cheating he’d watch the footage and they would purposely film shit like that to frick with him.
Dont say shit that makes sense or provide details. This show is 100% real
And then you (Kenny Hotz) would include it in the show and try to pass it off as legitimate?
Its a 100% real show. Lemme go out in this gorilla costume for a week. Brb
>Reality shows. Pthmph.. Those are activities for simpletons. an intellectual such as myself would NEVER partake in tomfoolery such as that
Reality shows that are obviously scripted are condescending. I understand if you want to "turn your brain off" and watch Hell's Kitchen. The way its edited is like the TV version of Candy Crush. What I dont like is when I am expected to believe it isnt staged/produced, ie Kenny vs Spenny where they are both producers on the show. These shows are just Reno 911 but you're supposed to believe them
Spenny wasn’t actually involved with a majority of the production of the show, he just showed up to film and then would frick off to LA when it wrapped
So a producer of the show who would fly in to act. Maybe it was all real....
>Spencer Rice is a producer of KvS
You know that’s just a throwaway credit and title that Kenny gave him to throw him a bone right? Spencer wasn’t involved with any of the production beyond showing up and being on camera.
Oh true. Must be real then. Its not like they were the directors as well or anything.
Oh....wait.
>reads the credits via a google search but doesn’t actually watch the thing(s) they pretend to be oh so knowledgeable of
Yikes
Let me just ask you, what exactly is it do you think that Spencer directed on the show?
The show. He also produced it.
Can you be a little more specific instead of quoting a wiki, saying “yikes” and posting a screenshot? What hand did he play?
I didnt quote a wiki. I posted a screenshot from the show that he directed, showing that he directed the show. He produced and directed the show.
>what hand did he play
He produced and directed the show. I said he did, you said I just used google, I posted a screenshot from the show, that isnt good enough. Im not sure how else to help you. Its in the show's own credits.
Are you still saying the two main actors, who also directed and produced the show, had no hand in staging the reality show they starred in? I'll.point you back to this
>t. has never seen Single White Spenny
Yeah I’m gonna call it like I see it, Spenny definitely had very little to do with the “directing” of KvS pal
Just keep moving those goalposts huh?
>he didnt direct it
>yes he did
>yeah but you used google
>here's a screenshot of the show's credits
>well ok but much did he direct?
>he was the director and producer, so almost all of it
>well ok, but you havent watched this OTHER show!
Id love to know what community college you failed out of. No where else for this conversation to go, I blew your ass out. So have as good of a day as you can
>So almost all of it
that's a unsubstantiated leap of logic
Nobody is moving the goalposts except yourself. Spenny is not the mastermind comedic acting extraordinaire you think he is but hey if you want to keep sticking up for a guy who rapes pugs and squirrels, go for it.
Stfu Spencer
spenny isnt acting. he is too much of a sperg. but i think he knows when he being a loser is funny so he rolls with it for the shows sake
This would make sense if they both didn’t have projects where they were actually acting. I’ve seen Kenny and Spenny acting, they’re both shit. Spenny may be the worst actor of all time ( see Single White Spenny ). That’s enough to convince me it isn’t fake.
Fricking this. Anyone who wants to act like Spenny is “in on it” and “just acting” has obviously never seen it but Single White Spenny makes Testees (which is a fricking awful show, I have it on DVD and watch it every once in a while as a guilty pleasure) look like well written fine art.
youre on Cinemaphile. this place is even worse than "turn your brain off" tv
Oh quit being such a homosexual. You sad mole.
its actually pretty fun albeit a bit fricking disgusting sometimes
Hey can you rape victims get off the thread and go back to homosexualsville or wherever the frick you come from
Kenny has episodes with commentary tracks both from the DVD's and new ones he's making on his youtube btw
Fricking love the show but these commentaries man... It makes me actually like fricking Spenny. Kenny went on like a 20 min rant on how Spenny got drunk and he refused to go back on stage with him without some lawyer contract about what he can and can't drink.
All he does is name drop and say he invented every type of reality or documentary TV trope. He's smelled his own farts for so long. He's also bitter her used the word rape or moron in a bunch of episodes because now he'll never get Netflix money.
Lost all respect for him, like I did when Limmy started streaming and was just a drama loving moany bastard.
he's a narcissist israelite, what did you expect?
>drama loving moany bastard
You follow all the drama then moan about it
>One of my favourite comedians starts streaming
>It's good at first. Funny.
>Starts making bank
>Immediately switched to mental health tags and safe space
>Bans anyone trying edgy humour, the thing he's known for
Yeah. Nah. I stopped watching. Thanks for your self insert though you blown out c**t
Literally what are you even talking about kek
Hey! On this site if you see a bunch of numbers before you the text it means they are replying to the post that has that number on it! So if you use this logic you can follow the thread to see what we were talking about! Welcome to 4 Chan amigo
People might think you're joking about the dog but that's honestly the level of influence he thinks he has. There is a solid core YouTube fan base for the show. Outside of that he's a nobody.
This is one of the most Reddit posts I’ve ever seen here and usually I’d call someone a moronic moon cricket homosexual for using that terminology but in this instance it absolutely applies. Now how do I give this comment a downdoot
>i dont actually follow dram and moan about it
>posts about drama and moans about it a second time
Yeah that was pretty annoying but to be fair wasn’t it because Spenny was so wasted he kicked a glass straight into someones face or some shit like that?
I'm not even against the idea. Just why waste our fricking time with such a boring story? His KvS persona is so chilled and he doesn't care. Then seethes for 20 mins about this.
Also Dog Fricker did a really awkward fan girl interview with Kenny and has really shit audio.
Speaking of why waste our time with shit that is of zero concern, wasn't that stupid homosexual interview like ten years ago? Yeah it sucked then and still does
>Nooooo you can't talk about KvS related stuff in a KvS thread.
Kenny VS Spenny threads are a fricking monkeys paw.
Spenny was absolutely right about him being a huge narcissist. It's clear when watching these commentaries with Sebby, Kenny interrupts him all the time and is always saying shit like "we were the first show to have a dog on screen" kek
>All he does is name drop and say he invented every type of reality or documentary TV trope.
This is genuinely annoying.
I like Kenny, but him saying that KvS inspired Jackass and Tom Green was embarrassing. Especially considering Jackass was the combination of CKY and Big Brother magazine, which were doing Jackass style humor a decade before KvS.
>I parked your donkey sire
I never forget how me and my gf back thene watched every episode and couldn't stop laughing, funniest shit ever.
Also, Spenny should transition and then make a coemback show with Kenny called, Kenny vs Spennita.
>kenny still clinging onto this show
Kind of sad to see. But it's still kino to watch even with parts of it being scripted
Used to think it was funny when it came out, But now that i'm up on the JQ its fricking hilarious. Its almost as on the nose as Fivish and friends.
for me it was the haunted house episode
a true classic
That's a great one. So many other good episodes, ones that come to mind are when Spenny gets sucked off by a troony and when Spenny gets drugged with an octopus on his head.
Way too fricking scripted
Its a TV show, so what?
Fake and gay. Didn't they blow their TV money in some scam too? Fricking tards. Also Kenny looks like shit now shave the beard ffs.
>I have no idea what I’m talking about but dog goneit I sure would like to make a post anywhomst
ITT: Characters who did nothing wrong
Why did he cut ties with the show again?
Kenny switched spencers meds in his store, which probably is a crime
And that 100% happened. After discussing what to do before hand with the production team, actors, and camera crew this totally organic event happened
Tell me more about the multitude of “writers” for this extraordinarily low-brow, low budget experimental public television show filmed in a neighborhood that’s basically a slum
Except 9/11
That wasn't wrong though
Reminder this was the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks and he never saw a courtroom
It's an old house man. It happens all the fricking time.
>the physics of it doesn't make sense
Sure is a lot of conjecture from dudes(singular) whose information begins and ends with reading a Wikipedia page and half an article in here
Imagine if this totally legit reality show had two directors. Who were also the two actors
>another kvs thread where everyone goes hurr durr its fake
yeah no shit ya fricking morons. every reality show is staged to a certain extent
Correct. But pointing that out actually upsets people. Its amazing to see
S: You fricked her!? Where??
K: ..... in the vegana
The one where they lived in the car was amazing
>his car doesn't have a booster congenerator
ngmi
>I knew
>I didn't know
Kek
this wasn't scripted
Agreed, other than the actors being the directors and producers of the show. I bet it really surprised them. Other than them acting, directing, and producing the series I bet they were like
>waaaat this is SO crazy
Poor Spenny
I always think about that who can kiss more women episode and that girl helps him and they make out and she obviously likes him but then Donny is like "what if Kenny put her up to it"
Makes me laugh
Funniest shit Ive ever seen. If they hadnt directed and produced the staged bit they acted in, I would have LITERALLY LMAO'd
You gonna be here all day?
justin trudeau ?
Fun fact: The comments are turned off on the Gorilla suit episode because you can see Kenny without his mask, and there's even a blur over the screen during that scene.
Kenny's explanation is because of "racist comme to towards black people." Funny how the comments are still on for the Who Do Black Guys Like More 2-parter.
Those who do blacks like more episodes were cringe as frick probably the worst in the series
so obviously fake and gay only low iq wrestling fan type morons would find this entertaining
>he said, on Cinemaphiles television board
>watch the commentary on his YT page
>it's just Kenny fellating his own ego for forty minutes whilst Sebby, a man that has no personality whatsoever, just sits there and agrees with him
Riveting stuff.
I wonder if the south park guys stopped producing the show and working with Kenny once they realized how annoying he probably is irl
Yeah this is somehow on par with Kenny fellating himself. Having Sebby do it for him. I'm not gonna say I want Spenny on the commentaries. They tried that for the DVD and it was just them screaming at each other about how Spenny kissed Kenny in Amsterdam.
Last fricking gripe. For a guy who claims to have invented cinema, why the frick can't they sort the audio out on these new commentaries? People are paying for them and you can't hear the fricking show audio?
canadian TV is anti-funny
KENNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY
Also I can't believe Spenny has 4 kids? Did I hear that right in one of the commentary episodes?
He had a divorce when the show was airing and had 2 kids from that marriage, and apparently he remarried later and had 2 more kids. Spenny fricks.
Imagine that
There are 4 little Spenny's running around out there somewhere
it's so tiresome that every KvS thread has to devolve into an argument about how 'real' it is
Kenny doesn't help matters by censoring the gorilla episode and go on a rant (or mini rant) in every new commentary about how real the show is.
The lady doth protests too much, methinks.
it would be better if he just said "the competition is real, but we will take breaks from it to set up a funny scene then go right back to the competition"
I think he says that now.
I'm actually pretty sure his new explanation for the gorilla suit episode is that he had to go to a funeral or wedding or something, and Spenny agreed to let him go and still film a little bit so they wouldn't fall behind.
But Kenny caused permanent damage by not admitting that and instead saying this
I think it's simple - they let the competition play out normally, and if something funny happens and they didn't get the best shot of it or simply want a better version of what happened for a scene, they'll do a dramatization of it as their characters. When you're 5 seasons deep into a show with an established formula, you're gonna play into your character in any situation. They're actors, they've got a job to do. It's still entertaining, though.
What else is there to talk about? It isnt real, so any conversation that doesnt mention is like talking about where Santa Clause actually lives.
>hey remember that episode where they couldnt poop for a month but Kenny kept getting enemas so it didnt count XD
>directed and produced by Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice -the actors that play the characters in the scripted show
obviously slightly scripted. when this was on TV. the who is a better rapper was clearly scripted.
I cringed and realized it was staged.
still a great show. really funny.
can someone please rip all the commentary episodes from kennys patreon?
Anyone watch that movie Spenny made, where he is a porn addict and his ex wife a porn star? It's pretty enjoyable imo.
THE PHYSICS OF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
re-watched the Christmas special last year since Kenny uploaded it. I kind of miss this shit tbh. I still remember CBC promoting the show outside the ACC many years ago.
Has there been any good comedy/sitcom stuff recently?
Kenny's short lived podcast is so god damn funny, I wish he would do another. He's so quick with jokes