>Local theatre is implementing a couples only rule for Valentine's Day
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Just go to a singles night at your local wherever
Those aren't for us either...
then suffer closet gay
You think that's bad, you should see what they have planned for black history month...
rightly so. I dont want no incel weirdo staring at my girlfriend
>University is adding a couples only rule during finals week
Looks like I'm gonna fail this semester
>not going gay with your buddy to get past this rule
the mandatory make out checkpoint into the classroom to root out fakers made it pretty weird though
>parents now have a couples only rule for the living room
go with a friend and if anybody says anything call them homophobic, demand to see the manager and then demand free tickets or whatever.
Yeah right.
For good reason
/tv/, you don't actually go to the movies alone.... do you?
yeah, I try to go when nobody is there. being in a theater nearly alone is great.
Go with a mate and pretend to be gays. Don't worry I'm sure it will come naturally to you.
>couples only rule for Valentine's Day
Just print out picture, frame it, and buy an extra seat and put her picture on it. If you can get your hands on a pouch and fill it with dirt that you can hang from the picture, even better. Claim it was your wife and she died of cancer. No one will question it and maybe you'll meet some girl that feels sorry for you.
A nice rule of thumb I live by when presented with a problem is ask myself: what would Saul Goodman do?
Just me and my AR-15.
>going to a local theater on valentines day
>not staying at home by yourself and violently jerking off while staring out the window with a kino of your choice on as background noise
The frick are you doing with your life?
Walk in, drop your trousers, and say "I got a couple...
> ... a couple of DEEZ NUTS!
oh no
>couples only event in mall
>see neighbor, we talk a lot as I'm the only one she knows in the mall
>event emcee mistook us as couples calls us to participate
>I jokingly asked her to go with me
>she agrees
>never made a move during our time together
>days later she always wave and smile at me. she's more attached to me than usual for several months
>still haven't made a move, despite my friends and even her brother telling me to go for the kill
>she finish high school last year
>she goes to college
>months later saw her with a guy on a supermarket, presumably her bf
>she saw me, never even smiled.
>its almost I never exist
frick me.
also, I kinda felt the feeling that she's mad at me
Well yeah dude, you didn't make a move. She probably thought you didn't like her. Next time just ask "may I kiss you."
supremely pathetic pls go back home
her mom and my mom are friends. and would people say if out of nowhere she dated me. she just turned 17 and I'm 26
say you're asexual sue them for discriminating against you
Fine ill just take my mom like i usually do