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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Want proof that manchildren are writing movies now? I thought of this exact same concept when I was 12 and getting into horror movies. I look back the idea with cringe.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my new steam avatar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this yesterday and it was fricking moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's the twist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's this spirit that possesses people and forces them to commit suicide in front of others so he can jump to the witness's body and the only way to stop it is to kill someone as horribly as possible with no witnesses or something. I don't know, I spaced out at some point. Also the main character fights the spirit pretending to be her dead junkie mother at the end and thinks she's defeated it and goes back to her simp but it turns out to be an illusion. The spirit rips her mouth open and enters her, then she sets herself on fire in front of her simp, meaning the curse has not been broken and you watched the movie for nothing. It ends with a cheerful song because muh tonal dissonance

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this sounds like a shitty version of It Follows

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen this comparison a lot but I honestly can't remember a thing about It Follows.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              basically ghost aids tag

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It also seems to have a 7 day component like The Ring. Truly original

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this sounds like a shitty version of It Follows

          Its basically fallen with smiley faces

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That movie with Denzel and John Goodman? that movie was awesome.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >an evil spirit
          >simp guy
          >dead mother
          >evil spirit still alive twist

          Goddamn it's sooooooo generiiiiiic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn’t a better ending be to set it up so that the movie watcher witnesses the last suicide so that it implies that they’re now possessed by the spirit and must kill themselves?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That would actually be a great meta twist and it baffles me that the movie didn’t do something like this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That would actually be a great meta twist and it baffles me that the movie didn’t do something like this.

            People wouldn't get it unless it's really blatant.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's probably general populace health concerns regarding endings which suggest the viewer has to commit suicide, considering this generation does everything they see repeated on TikTok, that's not unthinkable, a social media fad of suicide with smiles kicking up.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That would be an excellent way to thin the herd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was about all the times women were raped when disgusting pig men told them they should smile more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The first time i saw the trailer it had a really unsettling vibe and i thought it was about some sort of plague that was spreading where if you saw someone with the maniacal smile that you would get it too and it would slowly spread across the world infecting people like zombies. As dumb as that sounds that would have been way more interesting than this turd plot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But it comes out tomorrow. What is you some kinda time traveler

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Carla from Scrubs is in it
    Huh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only briefly, and she's looking so old, it was sad to see

      There's this spirit that possesses people and forces them to commit suicide in front of others so he can jump to the witness's body and the only way to stop it is to kill someone as horribly as possible with no witnesses or something. I don't know, I spaced out at some point. Also the main character fights the spirit pretending to be her dead junkie mother at the end and thinks she's defeated it and goes back to her simp but it turns out to be an illusion. The spirit rips her mouth open and enters her, then she sets herself on fire in front of her simp, meaning the curse has not been broken and you watched the movie for nothing. It ends with a cheerful song because muh tonal dissonance

      >the only way to stop it is to kill someone as horribly as possible with no witnesses or something. I don't know, I spaced out at some point
      It's kill someone WITH a witness, as it then passes to the witness because they're traumatised from seeing the death.

      But it comes out tomorrow. What is you some kinda time traveler

      It came out yesterday in the UK

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No refunds!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These spook me out a little after looking at them for a while

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well you might be the sort of wimp this film is aimed at.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the b***h from Rules of Attraction?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cuckman tried so hard not to call this movie shit it was funny to watch.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this marketing department desperate enough to have their trailers on podcast ad breaks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >waaaaa why do people advertise things!!! Waaaaa
      Cuz you're a homosexual that's why

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >scary people smiling ohhh so scary

    This is what makes zoomers shit themselves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My elderly father sent me the link to the trailer, I'm almost 50 and I thought it looked good. So you might have it backwards. The target audience is the aged.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's like their smiling at me but its.....not like a friendly smile
    Imagine how sick and deranged in the head you've to be watch something this twisted.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just remembered there's a scene in the movie where the MC takes out this huge kitchen knife from her sleeve and it sounds like she unsheathes a god damn sword.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it sounds like she unsheathes a god damn sword
      >swords making loud sounds when unsheathed
      When will this meme end?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When movies end.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it just sounded like a dull leather woosh. audiences would hate it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd like to see a film with realistic sound. For example plastic shopping bags and newspapers being extremely loud.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And wooden doors NOT being incredibly loud and creaky but only in a stock way.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            guns that don't rattle and click like they were hollow and filled with loose washers and bolts?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I'd like to see a film with realistic sound.
            Guns would deafen the audience and give the protagonist tinnitus.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >If it just sounded like a dull leather woosh
            Its shouldn't make any sound, knifes don't make sounds. Its like when people pick up guns in movies and you hear the clicks and clacks guns don't do that. Why would a gun make a sound from just picking it up? I was watching Punisher Warzone and this annoyed the frick out of me.

            I have a sword and a sheath. It makes a sound when i pull it out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >If it just sounded like a dull leather woosh
          Its shouldn't make any sound, knifes don't make sounds. Its like when people pick up guns in movies and you hear the clicks and clacks guns don't do that. Why would a gun make a sound from just picking it up? I was watching Punisher Warzone and this annoyed the frick out of me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Drawing it out of a scabbard, genius.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why the frick would a knife be drawn from a scabbard? kek Also a sword being drawn doesn't make that SWIIING!! sound.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sword, scabbard, dull leather woosh instead of the big metal schwing. Keep up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      schwing

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Once you see it, it's too late
    A strong contender for the most unintentionally hilarious poster of all time

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they already do this movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They already did this smile thing in Truth or Dare, which was a load of shite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a terrible film

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else think this was gonna be an adaptation of the classic smile dog creepypasta?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The director deserves to be punched in the neck for all the fake jump scares and horrible use of sound. Tone down that screeching, Jesus Christ, didn't help that my theatre turns up the volume like everyone's 90% deaf.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they made a horror movie about the app?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They never do that at me.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHHHHH

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i worked on this movie.
    She's a normal woman who gets asked to smile a few too many times from men so she "snaps" and starts killing, she is caught at the end but not shot or anything by a female police officer "I get it lets get you the help you need" last shot of the movie is police officer putting blanket around her and then she does the iconic smile, cut to black

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon people here have seen the movie, there's no point making up a fake one

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god is that a smile I'm going insaaaaaaaane!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
    YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
    YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
    YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
    YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
    (REPEAT 30X)
    Great trailer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen the trailer, but the guy who says this has a very minor role.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh you were serious

      Top kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >First scare of the trailer is a person freaking out at something we can't see at all
        >Hmm, kind of interesting could be scary played right
        >Next shot is just her doing a stupidass smile trying to be "SPOOKY"
        Ya blew it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those fricking upside down shots man. Also the psychologist lady in white is Calamity Jane from Deadwood, I kept wondering for half the movie why she looked so familiar.
        The girl who keeps getting featured in the trailer only shows up for about five minutes in the beginning, she's the one who passes the curse to the protagonist, quite literally all the other smiles are her delusions. The black guy in prison is the only one who survived the curse because he killed someone, she tracks him down and learns about the smiley spirit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That trailer managed to get steadily and continuously worse as it went along. Perhaps they should play it in reverse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I swear I've seen this sort of curse premise in like eight different films now

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People having fake smiles with zero sincerity behind them??
    Oh noOOO I'M GOING INSA-

    Oh wait, it's the the USA.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen anything but the posters and they've told me this is another one of those shitty horror films that copies the basic The Ring layout or It Follows, but with a much lamer gimmick.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Medical Masks really fricked people's psyches up huh?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >girl smiles at me
    >immediately imagine starting a family and spending the rest of my life with her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she then kills herself and you end up possessed

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >did you were SMILE™

    okay

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I smile.

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