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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've often wondered if breast milk is ok for vegans. Since technically you can get it with consent.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A baby has no idea or understands the concept of consent.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you need expressed verbal consent before you can feed your baby
        homie the frick is wrong with you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, you belong in jail.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Veganism is an ideology and contradictory.
      Dietary concerns such as lactose intolerance have a real answer.
      One vegan will tell you it's okay, because of consent. Another will tell you it's not, because it's just like milking a cow and they don't want to "normalise" it for their baby. Another will shrug her shoulders and just use grain milk until the baby starves and dies.
      And then a bystander vegan will say you cannot ask for consent from the mother, for it is not her choice, it is the baby's choice to bed fed, and some days she will not want to breast feed but will still do so because she has to... and will pressure the mother into accepting this point of view... which works on the same logic of "I didn't consent to working for money to pay for food, someone else should just give me free food, a free Xbox, free weed and free anything else I want."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you thought that maybe different people have different views on things? Why do you expect every single vegan to completely agree on everything?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >give real examples of vegans disagreeing on a real topic and how they hurt babies and mothers in the process
          >"bro, vegans don't agree on everything"
          Vegans have low energy levels, leading to a lack of reading comprehension. Are you a vegan?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >give real examples of vegans disagreeing on a real topic
            What real examples did you give? Also how does this disprove anything I said?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >"Vegans disagree on [topic]"
              >anon, vegans don't agree on every topic
              >"That's what I said"
              >how does this disprove anything I said?!?!?!

              Yea, same for cum. If it's given willingly the vegan may partake.

              [...]
              Wow its almost like veganism is a philosophy where people thinking for themselves come to different conclusions, instead of a religion where they're all told the same thing.
              t. Vegan

              >veganism is a philosophy where people think for themselves
              >instead of a religion where they're all told the same thing.
              >t. Vegan

              >makes it up
              >uhhhhhh this is a real example
              No vegan on earth would refuse their own breastmilk for their baby unless they also insane, in which case you're blaming vegans for the antics of insane people. Even then they could still use one of the dozens of FDA-approved vegan baby formulas available on Amazon for $12

              >no true scotsman

              These responses feel like something you get after insulting someone's favorite FOTM game or anime... or if you said pedophilia is wrong.
              Vegans sure do have lowered IQs from poor vit B intake.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >jokes on you, I never had a point to begin with
                Another fruitful discussion on Cinemaphile

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You said veganism was contradictory because some vegans disagree on some things. I said that people disagree on things and that the whole movement isn't contradictory just because of it. According to that logic most political ideologies are contradictory.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Also, it's funny how you didnt even try to defend the "real examples" claim

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >makes it up
            >uhhhhhh this is a real example
            No vegan on earth would refuse their own breastmilk for their baby unless they also insane, in which case you're blaming vegans for the antics of insane people. Even then they could still use one of the dozens of FDA-approved vegan baby formulas available on Amazon for $12

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >unless they also insane
              Isn't that a prerequisite for being vegan? What sane person would willingly ruin their own longevity just to own the chuds?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Have you thought that maybe different people have different views on things?
          Yes this leads to many problems

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, same for cum. If it's given willingly the vegan may partake.

      Veganism is an ideology and contradictory.
      Dietary concerns such as lactose intolerance have a real answer.
      One vegan will tell you it's okay, because of consent. Another will tell you it's not, because it's just like milking a cow and they don't want to "normalise" it for their baby. Another will shrug her shoulders and just use grain milk until the baby starves and dies.
      And then a bystander vegan will say you cannot ask for consent from the mother, for it is not her choice, it is the baby's choice to bed fed, and some days she will not want to breast feed but will still do so because she has to... and will pressure the mother into accepting this point of view... which works on the same logic of "I didn't consent to working for money to pay for food, someone else should just give me free food, a free Xbox, free weed and free anything else I want."

      Wow its almost like veganism is a philosophy where people thinking for themselves come to different conclusions, instead of a religion where they're all told the same thing.
      t. Vegan

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It needs either just the first and second one or the first and last one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only the 2nd and last one actually. You inference something is wrong by her crying and also notice her large breasts. Then the last panel shows he's dead in a casket, the shirt implies he died due to her breasts, leaving the how to the viewer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But then you miss out on getting an eyeful of breasts

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer """humor""" is the fricking worst

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he said, posting an example of zoomer humor

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, round 2 today I guess.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There just something about poorly drawn breasts that turn me on

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is almost a good joke. The pieces are there, but need to be consolidated. It doubles down on explaining the joke and ends with a weaker punchline than if it just stopped at the 2nd panel. This artist should trust his audience more. Or maybe they know exactly the intelligence level of their audience and this actually is necessary. Not that that’s better, but I understand the temptation to pander.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the dead guy's hands make it look like the angry guy in the last panel has a skeleton mouth

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not often you see the punchline three times in a four panel comic.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Needs more panels explaining the joke.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could remove the two bottom panels and the joke is the same. You could even reverse both panels and it would still work. Why do redditors think that adding more and more jokes and references makes a joke funnier?

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