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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead eye

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally, the character exists to just be Soos's girlfriend

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does she even show up again after? Or anything beyond a background cameo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of dumb how Giffany was shown to be an unrealistic ideal and that Soos needed to talk to real women. Even though a female clone of yourself with matching interests seems just as unrealistic.

        No. The show already had issues balancing characters, so it's for the best anyway.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Even though a female clone of yourself with matching interests seems just as unrealistic.
          I always thought she seemed contrived

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            She is. Gravity Falls had a real issue with developing characters outside of the Pines family. Female characters in particular were limited to romance plots (Wendy, Tambry, Candy, Lazy Susan, etc.). The closest thing Hirsch ever did to push past that was Wendy turning down Dipper's careless advances after she had just broken up with Robbie and I guess when she chaperoned Mabel's unicorn quest. But Melody is about as two-dimensional as you can get:

            >Hi, I'm a 3 dimensional woman! My name is Melody.
            >Gee, if there's anything that turns me on, it's ogling fat, ugly men that are riding on mechanical kid-sized horses!
            >I mean, nothing says "CONFIDENCE" like a grown man (who also doesn't keep his appearance), doing childish things in public!
            >See, Soos? You don't actually need to date that waifu, 'cause she isn't actually real!
            I still love the show, but let's not pretend it wasn't lacking in much of the supporting cast.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This episode is really insincere about this to boot. It's apparent very sincere when Melody pops up outta fricking nowhere and likes everything that Soos likes, but completely insincere when Giffany does pretty much the exact same shit. Back to back they have the same function of 'Soos say thing he like? I LIKE THING TOO'. By making her do exactly what Giffany does, they ironically make her feel less 3 dimensional than Giffany because at least Giffany has some sort of motivation. Melody is just a repeating record of whatever Soos likes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                See I think the difference is that Giffany is programmed to like the same things Soos does while Melody is only badly written to do the same. They should've had a part where it's
                >"Oh, oh, and what about X?!"
                >"Eh, I think it's mostly boring."
                >"Oh."
                >"But I like the spinoff where X does Y!"
                >"No way that's my favorite thing too!"
                And it would've shown a bit more human side of having things to disagree on

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's exactly what I mean. I think just this little dialogue snippet alone could have improved the episode.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Kind of dumb how Giffany was shown to be an unrealistic ideal and that Soos needed to talk to real women. Even though a female clone of yourself with matching interests seems just as unrealistic.
          Never thought of it that way but you’re 100% right
          And a sentient AI GF fits a lot more with the theme of the show
          Like in the world of gravity falls how is Giffany not real?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's in the last episode working at the Mystery Shack counter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She takes Soos's place as the on-site repairperson.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My standards are a little higher than Jillian Bell, thank you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the show was made today they'd make her have an ugly Mexican voice.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chubby nerd sex is the absolute best. It's so all over the place. I would prescribe every anon that experience if I could.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All giffany had to do was be a bit nicer and less possessive and she could have been a better girlfriend, soos could have put her in an ipad or something to have dates with her

    If there’s one good thing i can say about bravest warriors is that they handled human x A.I love better than the usual “she is not real = bad”

    • 8 months ago
      Mishal

      He could have just yiffed Giffany while she was possessing the beaver animatronic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rouge AI waifs that can hack the planet > some ham beast
        Soos actually fricked up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they kinda tripped over the messaging of this episode by making giffany actually alive

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a fat guy trying to lose weight I think it's dishonest and a bad influence to try and convince others that you can find love if you keep looking but change nothing about yourself, it's why I agree with the "Fat comic relief character finding love" poster, it's never anything but patronizing and lightly insulting at best, and delusion feeding at worst.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean weird dudes do get GFs sometimes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm aware fat dudes get girlfriends sometimes (which is what you meant to say m'bot) but they're outliers, not the rule. Encouraging this behavior through lies is never good.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even know if its that much of an outlier

          Absolute ham planets maybe, but not normal fat dudes.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not 2005 anymore Anon.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean...yes? She was literally invented just to frick Soos.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's made from the same mold as Wendy, but with more honesty about it.

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