Anybody who says this cannot function in a real world capacity.
>no wearable crucifix
Mormon detected.
A lot of their creators always turn out with traits similar or adjacent to Captain Hero too.
Why do right wing "writers" always make the most boring-looking superheroes?
All they know are the icons like Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Iron Man, or they rip off the latest thing they glanced at in pop culture or the MCU. If they had passion for any one thing inside these pop culture bubbles, the people within their own echo chambers would call them sinful and blasphemous.
Because if they were actually cool and challenging, they'd have Nazi motifs and do stuff like use Sonnenrads as Chakrams, and that's the BAD THINK so they do this milquetoast shit.
It's not explicitly a conservative thing, as in conservative beliefs are the cause. It's a personality type. Petty, spiteful homosexuals just gravitate towards whichever functionally identical team tickles their butthole the most.
>An adherence to tradition is the core tenet of conservatism
cuckservatives never conserved anything, they are golem slaves.
>which does not lend it elf to deviation from a standard template much less innovation
pseud babble with zero backing evidence. you can absolutely conserve your kind and culture while being a creative person. its a natural trait of my peoples.
They're only interested in creating characters with specific right-wing characteristics just to fight the culture war mania. (e.g. making him a straight white Christian male just to own the libs)
People have believed in a prime mover since Aristotle's day. The issue isn't really whether one exists or not, but whether this means we have to live our lives according to certain rules because of it
I get a griftery vibe here. I’m all for throwback masculine heroes (I’m plowing through the complete Robert E. Howard
as we speak) and a Christian hero is fine if you manage to do something interesting with it in the context of a compelling story. But to promote it in this way is a turnoff for me. Maybe that’s naive, maybe a comic has no chance at all now without generating and/or exploiting outrage. But you’re claiming to encourage masculinity in the most feminine way possible.
>But you’re claiming to encourage masculinity in the most feminine way possible
You'd be amazed how often the tough guys circle right back around into acting like little b***hes the exact second they're no longer the biggest fish in the pond.
Remember just how many of these early alt-right culture wars homosexuals resorted to petty "internet bloodsports" the second they weren't getting enough attention? You'd swear they were a bunch of 13 year olds deciding who gets to sit at the popular girls table with the way they were gossiping and backstabbing and throwing little tantrums. Lefty breadtube homosexuals do the same exact shit.
I have no idea, because I don't engage in shit I don't like unless it's actually at least as entertaing as good storytime of pain. It's not a shocker that the right and left breadtube equivalents of "content creators" who's only content is b***hign on youtube is similar.
Well, now you know. Every grifter that tries to force their way to the top as a tough, traditionalist, anti-woke sigma male, or whatever the frick they're calling themselves now, inevitably outs themselves as a huge homosexual with a cuckolding fetish.
You know I'd love a religious based hero who questions his faith.
I'm reading mistborn where basically a monk figure is questioning all the religious teachings he's been taught, realizing that everything he knows is a lie, and trying to process what happened in the face of a great loss his suffered.
(Anyone's who's read Mistborn o know I've fudged the details, but only to avoid spoilers.)
The problem is that most media that advertises itself as "christian" tend to be super lazy or "feel good" in the lamest way possible. They don't confront like actual issues in any meaningful way, they don't tell stories that are meant to try to convert anyone. They are just preaching to the choir in the most boring way possible.
If there were more Christian focused movies that actually tried to tackle more difficult topics in a nuanced way, they might actually get a wider audience. Think like Scorsese's Last Temptation of Christ or Silence for examples of that. But they aren't out for a wider audience, if anything the fact that they are super niche is part of the appeal to those they are selling to.
This. I remember reading a much better rewrite of God's Not Dead where it's about the atheist journalist who gets cancer. Her life begins to fall apart, but she gets taken care of by a local church. They have a huge positive impact on her and she starts participating in the church. When her cancer starts to go into remission, she starts to question if she indeed had faith or was she simply using it to comfort herself in a time of fear. Ultimately, she realizes that she doesn't believe in God, but she DOES believe that "God's Love" is the compassion people selfless share with one another and is something worth spreading.
This is extremely relatable; I had an experience much like that one. In the end, I believe in the unexplainable, but I'm not 100% sure if Elohim is behind it. I got extremely desperate and felt like some invisible force was filling me with resolve and guiding me and decided that it must be God, but then I started having anxiety attacks caused by guilt and figured that couldn't really be God, right? His love should be gentle and caring, not terrifying Stockholm Syndrome. I just don't know what to believe anymore...
I realize that we really had it good with that anime-style dixie chick hero because at least the art was good.
I don't remember her name, just that she had a good butt.
>The Abrahamic concept of YHWH/Allah is a fairy tale invented to keep ancient desert dwelling schmucks from slaughtering each other
Real good job at it too
Characters like Captain America are already Christian heroes. Outside of Christianity they don't make any real sense. Trying to make Christian characters a genre is just giving up on both the religion and the art.
>make shitty comic entirely out of spite >forget that you're supposed to make an appealing likeable character that makes people want to buy the book >unironically thinks adopting the same tactics of "this exists to piss off those people I hate" is a viable marketing tactic
Same sort of a homosexual, just marching under a different flag. >goes straight to crowdfunding because no publisher would touch their stale shit anyways
This is hilarious. Muh trad superheroes are just as much of a grift as the wokescolding superheroes of Marvel and DC. I don't give a shit about a superhero without a good haircut or an insignia. WHERE THE FRICK IS HIS INSIGNIA?
If you really wanna own the libs, give the world a misogynistic berserker with a dad bod who has a harem of teenage wives. It would sell gangbusters among the edgelord crowd.
>Series that seems like it's almost obnoxiously blasphemous turns around in the 4th game to reveal that the entire point was for humanity's messiahs to destroy the false golden god our sinful hearts created to guide us because the True God wants us to understand that we're more than our base natures
the character of jesus was a leftist man of color who was executed on a Roman implement of torture for being a class conscious political subversive in a client state of Rome
-Acts 4:32
-James 5:1-6
-"easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get to heaven"
-story of Lazarus is predicated on a man being in hell for no other reason than being rich
-"render unto caesar" means pay your taxes and separation of church and state
A friend of mine used to do a satirical comic called Popeman and Cardinal, obvious homages to Batman and Robin (cuz robins and cardinals are both birds).
They would fight typical Batman-esque villains like the Pagan (a fatty goth girl designed to look like the Penguin) the Yiddler (a israelite demanding Holocaust reparations from the church, homage of the Riddler) and Fruitfly (Firefly, except he carries a Coach manpurse full of glitter and rainbows).
Surprisingly good and comically poignant, especially considering that the creator is a girl. She also had a pair of recurring characters named Taco Joe and Bob which she spun off into their own series. In one book (this girl drew and wrote dozens of comics), Taco Joe's cousin comes to visit and it's Steve from Blue's Clues who complains that Taco Joe's condiments are rude because the salt and pepper shakers ignore him.
I really wish she would have gotten this stuff published. It was all very, very good. And no, I never wanted to frick her. I'm not simping for her. She's whiter than white and I'm just not into white girls.
Sadly, I don't think she ever had. It was all pencil sketches with no colouring and barely any shading but the stories were so goddamn entertaining.
sounds amazing i would read it
It really fricking was. And here's the most amazing part: I don't know how she managed to not self-insert. Literally every middle school/high school doodler managers to self insert at some point but not only did she never do that, but she never got preachy or vindictive in any way. Just silly, funny stories about the Pope going around in his Popemobile doing fun shit.
Honestly, the Taco Joe and Bob ones were even funnier. She did an homage to Blaire Witch except it took place in a Maryland Walmart and the filming was done by a "poorly trained seal with a camera taped to his head."
I always encouraged her to get into writing cartoons or into animation or to try refining her art and get her shit published but she never did and the world is a worse place for it, I think.
>And no, I never wanted to frick her. I'm not simping for her. She's whiter than white and I'm just not into white girls.
You had me up until this part. You overplayed your hand.
The clever ones can just slap their brand on something and not be seen as Christian. The Chick-Fil-A people have been putting out small vignettes without so much as a cross to be seen anywhere.
Why is his bulge so small?
Yt Christian pp
Women are for owning not for pleasing
he's a grower, not a show'er
I think he might just be a 'er.
I mean hate wokies they ripped my droids arms off.
...Shit that's Wookoes sorry, I hate Wookies.
I don't know why but for some reason Paragon reminds me of captain hero.
Oh god the bulge.
>wokies
Anybody who says this cannot function in a real world capacity.
>no wearable crucifix
Mormon detected.
A lot of their creators always turn out with traits similar or adjacent to Captain Hero too.
All they know are the icons like Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Iron Man, or they rip off the latest thing they glanced at in pop culture or the MCU. If they had passion for any one thing inside these pop culture bubbles, the people within their own echo chambers would call them sinful and blasphemous.
You think he's a closet case degen like Captain Hero too?
Knowing The Boys, he definitely is.
He's just Mr Incredible doing the Dreamworks Grin. They even got his male pattern baldness down.
>2023
>morons still believe in God
>morons still follow abrahamic dogma
fixed you sheltered redditor
Why do right wing "writers" always make the most boring-looking superheroes?
Because if they were actually cool and challenging, they'd have Nazi motifs and do stuff like use Sonnenrads as Chakrams, and that's the BAD THINK so they do this milquetoast shit.
Because it's not about originality it's about giving the middle finger.
Where did everything go so wrong?
Wait until you find out most creatives even back then were progressive for their time
They were communist transvestites?
Da Vinci was accused twice of sodomy
Conservatives are primarily motivated by their spitefulness toward other ideologies. They're not exactly the stellar examples of originality
It's not explicitly a conservative thing, as in conservative beliefs are the cause. It's a personality type. Petty, spiteful homosexuals just gravitate towards whichever functionally identical team tickles their butthole the most.
An adherence to tradition is the core tenet of conservatism which does not lend it elf to deviation from a standard template much less innovation.
>An adherence to tradition is the core tenet of conservatism
cuckservatives never conserved anything, they are golem slaves.
>which does not lend it elf to deviation from a standard template much less innovation
pseud babble with zero backing evidence. you can absolutely conserve your kind and culture while being a creative person. its a natural trait of my peoples.
They're only interested in creating characters with specific right-wing characteristics just to fight the culture war mania. (e.g. making him a straight white Christian male just to own the libs)
Somehow I can't help but feel embarrassed
Why can't we have any outsider comics that don't devolve into grifter bullshit?
They exist but you don't hear about them because they don't do the grift and excess self-promotion
Because how will morons on Cinemaphile use those to farm outrage? Better to just never mention them.
Meg Mog Owl?
There are plenty. I'd suggest not looking for them in fricking Twitter for a start
>mr. incredibles knockoff
That's just Defender from Champions Online
THAT'S WHY IT LOOKS FAMILIAR SORRY FOR YELLING
He looks like the a character you would put in a superhero pastiche only so he could get his ass beat in the first 30 minutes
These homosexuals always make them blonde hatred blue eyes aryan wannabes, too. It's so transparent.
Atheism is a genetic defect. It's like down syndrome without the upper body strength.
>the very fact we even exist to have this discussion infers some acting force kicked over that first domino we call the Big Bang
No, it doesn't.
You think therefore you are, is that it? What about all that time before you existed? Who thought all that up?
People have believed in a prime mover since Aristotle's day. The issue isn't really whether one exists or not, but whether this means we have to live our lives according to certain rules because of it
I get a griftery vibe here. I’m all for throwback masculine heroes (I’m plowing through the complete Robert E. Howard
as we speak) and a Christian hero is fine if you manage to do something interesting with it in the context of a compelling story. But to promote it in this way is a turnoff for me. Maybe that’s naive, maybe a comic has no chance at all now without generating and/or exploiting outrage. But you’re claiming to encourage masculinity in the most feminine way possible.
>But you’re claiming to encourage masculinity in the most feminine way possible
You'd be amazed how often the tough guys circle right back around into acting like little b***hes the exact second they're no longer the biggest fish in the pond.
Remember just how many of these early alt-right culture wars homosexuals resorted to petty "internet bloodsports" the second they weren't getting enough attention? You'd swear they were a bunch of 13 year olds deciding who gets to sit at the popular girls table with the way they were gossiping and backstabbing and throwing little tantrums. Lefty breadtube homosexuals do the same exact shit.
I have no idea, because I don't engage in shit I don't like unless it's actually at least as entertaing as good storytime of pain. It's not a shocker that the right and left breadtube equivalents of "content creators" who's only content is b***hign on youtube is similar.
Well, now you know. Every grifter that tries to force their way to the top as a tough, traditionalist, anti-woke sigma male, or whatever the frick they're calling themselves now, inevitably outs themselves as a huge homosexual with a cuckolding fetish.
You know I'd love a religious based hero who questions his faith.
I'm reading mistborn where basically a monk figure is questioning all the religious teachings he's been taught, realizing that everything he knows is a lie, and trying to process what happened in the face of a great loss his suffered.
(Anyone's who's read Mistborn o know I've fudged the details, but only to avoid spoilers.)
The problem is that most media that advertises itself as "christian" tend to be super lazy or "feel good" in the lamest way possible. They don't confront like actual issues in any meaningful way, they don't tell stories that are meant to try to convert anyone. They are just preaching to the choir in the most boring way possible.
If there were more Christian focused movies that actually tried to tackle more difficult topics in a nuanced way, they might actually get a wider audience. Think like Scorsese's Last Temptation of Christ or Silence for examples of that. But they aren't out for a wider audience, if anything the fact that they are super niche is part of the appeal to those they are selling to.
This. I remember reading a much better rewrite of God's Not Dead where it's about the atheist journalist who gets cancer. Her life begins to fall apart, but she gets taken care of by a local church. They have a huge positive impact on her and she starts participating in the church. When her cancer starts to go into remission, she starts to question if she indeed had faith or was she simply using it to comfort herself in a time of fear. Ultimately, she realizes that she doesn't believe in God, but she DOES believe that "God's Love" is the compassion people selfless share with one another and is something worth spreading.
This is extremely relatable; I had an experience much like that one. In the end, I believe in the unexplainable, but I'm not 100% sure if Elohim is behind it. I got extremely desperate and felt like some invisible force was filling me with resolve and guiding me and decided that it must be God, but then I started having anxiety attacks caused by guilt and figured that couldn't really be God, right? His love should be gentle and caring, not terrifying Stockholm Syndrome. I just don't know what to believe anymore...
Where did you find this?
On a college friend's movie watching discord. He despised a bunch of those Pure Flix movies because its all his parents watched for a couple of years.
This screams lazy outrage shilling. He probably put more effort into compiling buzzwords than the actual book.
>here's a bunch of buzzwords now give me money so i can either put out something that's shit or nothing at all!
Have people caught on to the grift yet?
I realize that we really had it good with that anime-style dixie chick hero because at least the art was good.
I don't remember her name, just that she had a good butt.
But golems are powered by the word of God, literally mythologically.
Sitting down and reading the Bible front to back has the same effect, that's why most never read it and just parrot what they hear on Sunday.
He looks like a parody
>The Abrahamic concept of YHWH/Allah is a fairy tale invented to keep ancient desert dwelling schmucks from slaughtering each other
Real good job at it too
There's only one Christian superhero I trust
Pleb
Christian characters in comics are lame because none of the Christian creators have the balls to make them badass fanatics.
Characters like Captain America are already Christian heroes. Outside of Christianity they don't make any real sense. Trying to make Christian characters a genre is just giving up on both the religion and the art.
>make shitty comic entirely out of spite
>forget that you're supposed to make an appealing likeable character that makes people want to buy the book
>unironically thinks adopting the same tactics of "this exists to piss off those people I hate" is a viable marketing tactic
Same sort of a homosexual, just marching under a different flag.
>goes straight to crowdfunding because no publisher would touch their stale shit anyways
This is hilarious. Muh trad superheroes are just as much of a grift as the wokescolding superheroes of Marvel and DC. I don't give a shit about a superhero without a good haircut or an insignia. WHERE THE FRICK IS HIS INSIGNIA?
If you really wanna own the libs, give the world a misogynistic berserker with a dad bod who has a harem of teenage wives. It would sell gangbusters among the edgelord crowd.
>give the world a misogynistic berserker with a dad bod
Edgelards don't want that, they want to fantasize about being a questionably fictional male model of Slavic origins.
I mean stocky like TDK.
*tips fedora*
He looks like the hyped up character that shows up to make a big speech just to get curbstomped by the villain.
Christhomosexualry is the ultimate damage control. Anyone who wakes up and joins the right is led into this israeli slave cult.
Nobody converts in their adult age. Christianity relies solely on indoctrination before kids develop critical thinking.
Christianity is a tool to use the dumbest as a force against us.
Easily debunked. Atheists think they're sooo logical.
>Make a Christian hero
>He looks generic as frick
Come on, at least give him a cool Christ inspired design.
>Series that seems like it's almost obnoxiously blasphemous turns around in the 4th game to reveal that the entire point was for humanity's messiahs to destroy the false golden god our sinful hearts created to guide us because the True God wants us to understand that we're more than our base natures
the character of jesus was a leftist man of color who was executed on a Roman implement of torture for being a class conscious political subversive in a client state of Rome
-Acts 4:32
-James 5:1-6
-"easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get to heaven"
-story of Lazarus is predicated on a man being in hell for no other reason than being rich
-"render unto caesar" means pay your taxes and separation of church and state
A friend of mine used to do a satirical comic called Popeman and Cardinal, obvious homages to Batman and Robin (cuz robins and cardinals are both birds).
They would fight typical Batman-esque villains like the Pagan (a fatty goth girl designed to look like the Penguin) the Yiddler (a israelite demanding Holocaust reparations from the church, homage of the Riddler) and Fruitfly (Firefly, except he carries a Coach manpurse full of glitter and rainbows).
Surprisingly good and comically poignant, especially considering that the creator is a girl. She also had a pair of recurring characters named Taco Joe and Bob which she spun off into their own series. In one book (this girl drew and wrote dozens of comics), Taco Joe's cousin comes to visit and it's Steve from Blue's Clues who complains that Taco Joe's condiments are rude because the salt and pepper shakers ignore him.
I really wish she would have gotten this stuff published. It was all very, very good. And no, I never wanted to frick her. I'm not simping for her. She's whiter than white and I'm just not into white girls.
Please tell me she's posted this stuff online. The moment I read "The Yiddler" was when I knew this would be a hilarious read.
Sadly, I don't think she ever had. It was all pencil sketches with no colouring and barely any shading but the stories were so goddamn entertaining.
It really fricking was. And here's the most amazing part: I don't know how she managed to not self-insert. Literally every middle school/high school doodler managers to self insert at some point but not only did she never do that, but she never got preachy or vindictive in any way. Just silly, funny stories about the Pope going around in his Popemobile doing fun shit.
Honestly, the Taco Joe and Bob ones were even funnier. She did an homage to Blaire Witch except it took place in a Maryland Walmart and the filming was done by a "poorly trained seal with a camera taped to his head."
I always encouraged her to get into writing cartoons or into animation or to try refining her art and get her shit published but she never did and the world is a worse place for it, I think.
sounds amazing i would read it
I would be the whole series in floppies!
>And no, I never wanted to frick her. I'm not simping for her. She's whiter than white and I'm just not into white girls.
You had me up until this part. You overplayed your hand.
>Christian
>Isn't Cross Posing
ONE JOB.
What about this character could possibly be construed as Christian?
The clever ones can just slap their brand on something and not be seen as Christian. The Chick-Fil-A people have been putting out small vignettes without so much as a cross to be seen anywhere.
We need an Illuminator movie. Every other Marvel nobody is getting in the MCU, why not him?