>*makes Star Wars worse in your path*
Why did people think he was going to save anything? Was it cope?
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>*makes Star Wars worse in your path*
Why did people think he was going to save anything? Was it cope?
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ruin Thrawn
ruin the force
ruin the OG trilogy
ruin the prequel trilogy
ruin lightsabers
legitimize the sequel trilogy
time travel
zombies
space whales
witches
magic
God(s)
death doesn't matter
asshoka has new powers
mary sues
His stuff is better than all the other Disney stuff. It's servicable fanfiction slop.
>believing this
Yeah. Andor isn't Star Wars. It's more competently made than any other Nu Wars production but it's antithetical still.
>tell me, anon: in this building, do we COPE?
*Yawn*
Me: ughhh
Average sw fan: omg his light sabre is red omg he vadered he vadered omg *cries*
It’s all so tiresome
>Me: ughhh
What did he mean by this?
It’s so abysmally bad anon wtf are you even talking about?
Sad bait. Try harder.
>m-mommy
Yeah, yeah, we get it.
Why would I? I watched 3 episodes and was not impressed so I rewatched Rome season 1 instead.
That I stopped watching it
>I rewatched Rome season 1
How do you guys manage? The women in that are so unbearably cringe, didn't make it through it once.
Stop being a zoomer?
>muh zoomers
This again?
It's true though. Grey, washed out, cynical. That's not Star Wars.
>It's true though. Grey, washed out, cynical. That's not Star Wars.
based
>Yeah. Andor isn't Star Wars. It's more competently made than any other Nu Wars production but it's antithetical still.
I didn't watch all of Andor. But I respect the effort. Although I do not understand how Andor cost $250 million dollars to make one season. Where did all the money go?
>Andor isn't Star Wars
The one live action Disney Star Wars TV show that actually made me feel SOMETHING.
STAKES? GETTING WORRIED ABOUT THE main character EVEN THOUGH HE LIVES FOR ROGUE ONE??
ACTUALLY MAKES ME ROOT FOR THE PRISONERS TO ESCAPE??
Can’t believe this show got shat on because it was “too different”.
Now we are going to get nothing but memberberries shoved down our throat as a substitute for actual story sitting. Yayyy…
Good thing I ain’t watching Star Wars stuff anymore because even Filoni has fricked things up. He literally failed with his own show about his own fricking OC.
>The one live action Disney Star Wars TV show that actually made me feel SOMETHING.
This is the main difference between Andor and every other live-action show they've put out. Even on the rewatch, Andor makes me feel something; everything else has been devoid of that. Did I care if Sabine could move a stupid cup with her mind? Did I care if Mando and Grogu ever met again? Did I care if bratty Leia got kidnapped by bounty hunters? Not a bit. But I cared when Luthen shopped Kreygr to the ISB to keep Lonny's cover intact. I cared when Mon Mothma had to do a deal with a glorified loan shark to cover her 400K credit debt she'd fronted to the Rebellion and couldn't hide from the new Imperial banking oversight. I cared about the Aldhani heist. I looked forward to the jailbreak after Cassian and Loy found out the Imperials fried 100 people after they made a mistake just to try and cover it up. Andor, to me, proved Star Wars writing for television could be ELEVATED beyond kiddie plots and flashy lights and memberberries, and prior to Andor I'd only caught glimpses of that potential in S1 Mando and in some of the Star Wars Visions episodes.
>Andor, to me, proved Star Wars writing for television could be ELEVATED beyond kiddie plots and flashy lights and memberberries, and prior to Andor I'd only caught glimpses of that potential in S1 Mando and in some of the Star Wars Visions episodes.
Now imagine if it wasn't a cynical commie propaganda show. IMAGINE.
I'll take cynical, good writing over lightsaber fights in a time tunnel any day.
that episode of Ahsoka is quintessential Star Wars, frick off with your pretentious garbage
>let me ruin continuity just to show flashy lights
Child.
it didn't ruin any continuity you dumb frick
Filoni has been ruining continuity since TCW.
how that episode in specific ruined any continuity? stop moving goalposts you Black person, you probably got something wrong from it, being the dumb frick you are
Learn english you dumb esl. Why do indians love blandor and gaygioni so much?
still can't answer the question, huh?
You're missing the point here. One is mostly good natured but somewhat incompetent, the other one is relatively competent but bad natured. You're jumping on the busted bimbo with pozz up her slit instead of the virgin girl next door with bad eyesight.
Competency > good nature. Competency lasts, nature is fickle.
>nature is fickle
Bruh. Andor truly attracts the worst kinds of midwits.
There is nothing competent about any star wars content made after 2005
the empire in this comes off as if it were the soviet union
>some of the Star Wars Visions episodes.
Disney didn't deserve the first season of Visions, it was created with heart and style by longtime Star Wars fans and they squandered it with that ugly season 2 femenist drivel outsourced to 3rd world trash.
S1 = Japan
S2 = TransMuttrica
>The one live action Disney Star Wars TV show that actually made me feel SOMETHING
this
Maybe when he had someone around to keep him in a direction.
He was by himself this time, and he wrote a story about his precious OC and her friends… which resulted in:
>Sabine being the most insufferable person in Star Wars ever. Before she was just a rebellious person but holy shit… and she gets absolutely zero consequences imo for fricking over the Galaxy, which is then smoothed over by Ahsoka by just her saying “At least Ezra got home :D”
>Speaking of Ahsoka… got not much to complain about except for the last episode. Weird ass grin she has when she cuts down troops following orders. She and everyone else have a happy Ewok party with hermit crabs instead WHILE THE GALAXY IS ABOUT TO GET FRICKED.
>Thrawn looks dumb AGAIN (First time was in Rebels but not as bad). Dude pretty much acts like me when I was having a hard time at one point during high school, fell behind in studies, and tried to sound smart when I didn’t know something. Dude was pretty much me and managed to pull a victory out of his ass, like I did. This is how I relate to this version of Thrawn. At the very least, he could have put the zombie troopers at the bottom AND TOP of the building to close the Jedi off but nah. Also how THE FRICK did nobody notice that an unauthorized take off happened in the Chinera when Ezra escaped.
>And oh god, the juicy, sweet memberberries, to distract me from the overall underwhelming and disappointing story. MEMBER THE VENTRESS? MEMBER THE VADAR? MEMBER THE TALZIN? MEMBER THE- holy fricking shit we get it, you don’t have a really story so you’re trying to get us hyped up with references. And it’s TRUE. Look at all of the reactions online. The praise is ALWAYS about the cameos or references. Nothing else.
This is Star Wars now, and not even Filoni can save it. If he failed with his pet project, he is doomed to fail from this point forward unless he gets someone (not Favreau) to help him with the writing.
>memberberries
this is the most moronic cope I've ever seen spouted by Filoni haters. how dare he make something that actually feels like it happens in the same universe as the rest of the franchise, he should've used AK47s instead
Put atleast he's fricking trying. Ya, he's failing across the board, but it's better than whatever horseshit everyone sans Andor is trying
Yes
Rebels and Clone Wars were shit, even for children's shows. All of the prequel-era content is awful.
Yidsney exposed all the Filoni and EU cucks. For years we had to hear star wars nerds rant about how clone wars and thrawn were so awesome and how georgw would have wantwd the franchise to go. Well now we are here and its self indulgent goyslop. At least PUTA and the wienerhole are cute i guess.
>>PUTA
she was one of the worst parts of that shitshow
You are absolutely fricking nuts to say that Clone Wars was a bad kids' show, especially considering the context within which it aired. No other show would have dared to handle some of the subject matter it did - whether that be because it was too boring (there is like a 2 or 3 episode arc on tax fraud), or too morally ambiguous. Not sure why CW is suddenly being treated like Filoni's project either (probably seething moronation), but Lucas was incredibly autistic about the minutiae of stuff he didn't even care about, like video games, so there's little reason to suspect most of the production didn't go through him. It's also pretty easy to discern Lucas' ideas from Filoni's.
This. Clone Wars is a fantastic children's show.
>Why did people think he was going to save anything?
Because most people have no media literacy and cannot tell the difference between good writing and "a thing I recognize from my childhood got referenced"
He is the only person alive who understands Star Wars at its core. Let him do his thing, you idiots.
Making up shit in a vacuum is not understanding something at its core.
Brilliant image. But let's be honest, without him it would ironically be even more devoid of edge and testosterone.
I hate Dave for giving me hope that Disney schlock could actually be good.
You're not the first to be bilked by a false idol. But it's only going to get worse from here.
>He is the only person alive who understands Star Wars at its core.
ah yes because star wars is definitely about stone faced women smiling knowingly at each other while fighting like they've got severe back issues, and everyone in the galaxy being force sensitive
I'm of the opinion that most people in charge of Star Wars look at it like there's no shortage of morons that like this trash as a kid and will continue to pay out the ass for more of it. But instead of looking at Star Wars or it's fans and trying to figure out what it is that make it so memorable or engaging over the years they take position of something like 'Hey, kids that watched Clone Wars cartoon are probably adults now let's get that guy to make something for this generation of adults, let's get the guy that made the cartoon. in 10-15 years they'll retry JJ and Rian era shit to repackage to kids that watched the sequels and just saw cool lasers and ships and thought it was cool.
people falsely equated him with what made the clone wars cartoon decent, not know he was always just a talentless ideas guy
Why does he wear the hat?
worse than OT and PT? yes
worse than other Disney stuff, including Andor? no fricking way
Ahsoka has no reason to still be alive. Her character journey was finished in season 5 of the cartoon. The only reason she lived on is because Filoni can't let go of his waifu OC.
Sabine is a fricking awful character. Mandalorian + legendary artist + royalty + mechanic + inventor + strong pilot + strong duelist + indestructible plot armor + bacta tank + Jedi. And for all that of that, she's an annoying charisma vacuum. She can arbitrarily can use force telekinesis to the level even Luke couldn't in ESB despite specifically having 0 force sensitivity before that. And maybe worst of all nobody calls her out for essentially setting up Thrawn's return, which is bizarre in the same setting where Anakin got a whole trilogy about how wrong it is for him to create a great evil just because he cared about someone.
Shin and Baylan are barely characters. People like them because cute anime-looking grill and good male actor but in terms of characterization these are nothingburgers. Why did Baylan fight Ahsoka again? "I can't let you interfere", interfere with what? Baylan was on his way doing other stuff, there was no reason for a rematch. No story reason, just action figures being mashed against each other.
Thrawn is a perfect example of a director thinking he can manipulate an audience into thinking something that has 0 basis in actions or events, but is constantly reinforced through tone and framing and words. Thrawn is treated as this super smart mastermind but he's a joke who can't kill 3 sitting ducks with an entire star destroyer at his disposal, and he just pretends to win every time even when he loses.
The whole Ahsoka show is style no substance. Sure, you have these characters holding their lightsabers in the duels like it's some samurai movie and they all make serious expressions, but I cannot think of any dialogue or character work worth a damn in this show. There's barely any story. It's just very expensive fanfic.
And of course let's not forget all the incredibly heavy handed nostalgia pandering and key jingling. But enough has already been said about that, probably.
Perfectly summed up. Let's not forget Hera getting off the hook for her staggering incompetency due to GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION.
They cannot help writing these in a way that makes Palpatine right.
Actually, the politics were one of my favorite parts of Ahsoka. I think people found off putting because they are basically like the politicians we see IRL. The new republic in the EU also sucked balls like this to begin with so nothing much has changed from original source material. In the end, politics in the Star Wars universe is about holding money and power. No matter who is in charge.
I never liked filoni stuff that much, but blandor shills are making me side with him just like the sequels made me appreciate the pt more
Disingenuous. No one believes you.
I'm a tartakovsky guy, I hated filoni clone wars, it's stupid, everything looks like shit and anakin having a padawan is moronic. but blandor fans are so moronic that I'm already missing tcw zoomer fans jerking off ahsoka and whatever snowflake clone trooper they like
>tc69420 was so cool because he could take 12” wieners up his ass and has a brony tattoo on his left testicle
I fricking hate those gays too
I didn’t see anyone jerking off Ashoka in any of the threads, I’ve only seen constant shitting on since episode 1. Only shin was hyped but she’s straight up jerk bait.
I was talking more about tcw zoomer fans, which I thought were annoying as frick. but blandor shills made me change my mind, I apologize to every tcw fan, you were good friends
You know that it’s possible to hate multiple people at once right?
Oh yes
oh, but I do, I hate andor gays, rogue one gays and the st gays. but I can't hate tcw fans anymore (I still don't like the shows tho)
I hate them all. A new hope is the only enjoyable star wars movie. Everything else is made for fairy loving homosexuals and children.
>fairy loving homosexuals
Fairy tales are good for you, you overcompensating millennial weirdo.
Fairy tales were written by competent writers unlike nu wars you troglodyte
>shifts multiple goal posts
Woah
tesb is the best one you dumb contrarian
If you’re a fricking moron that needs action to happen every 3 seconds to be entertained then sure it’s the best one
'Action every 3 seconds' is not a hallmark of ESB. Dagobah and Cloud City are grindingly slow.
Bet they are you adhd riddled frick
Pound for pound, there's more action with more frequency in ANH than in ESB. ESB just does it bigger in scope.
That’s because star wars was supposed to be ONE movie, not a franchise with a million spin offs and moronic self inserts and all other kinds of homosexualry
According to Revisionist Extraordinaire Lucas, it was ALWAYS meant to be more than one movie.
>tesb
>action to happen every 3 seconds
pick one
also, tesb has more depth than anh, you're just a stupid contrarian
>larps as a boomer for only liking the original sw
>calls it "a new hope"
you had one job anon, try harder next time
You are an NPC
I'm with you on that.
Shin owes me farts
NTA but I kept pointing out it did well bringing back cool looking white male characters. More than can be said about any of the other Disney stuff.
>cool looking white male characters
And then he rode off into the sunset.
Him, Hayden, the Stormtrooper with the Roman helmet and also Thrawn, though Thrawn kinda became cringe around the end.
Still don't know his deal. Might be a droid.
Maybe. But he's probably just some autist obsessed about honor.
Filioni added him in so he could add him to his funko pop collection
Soul
>and anakin having a padawan is moronic
It was always 100% moronic and it's why I could never get behind TCW/Rebels.
>emotionally unstable, ridiculously powerful, arrogant PTSD maniac Anakin
>the Council that doesn't trust him decides they will give him a frickbait padawan during an active war
It makes 0 sense and it just made me hyperaware that the animated shows were spawned mainly to create More Content™ instead of something naturally emerging.
George specifically made Filonis Mary Sue OC into coomer bait because all he cares about is making money.
The show being super light hearted and filled with quips and moronic shit also just completely ruins it.
AND THE FRICKING THEME SONG HOLY SHIT IT SUCKS HUGE DONKEY wienerS + the animation style is ugly af + the 20 minute episode setup with constant recaps with the most annoying voice overs I’ve ever heard added to it being one of the most unpleasant viewing experiences of my entire life and I couldn’t even finish half of the first season
The show looks insanely good. The quips are very mild compared to Marvel shit. I recently rewatched the first season of TCW and it's way better than I thought it would be. Struggling with the Cad Bane stuff in S2 though.
The art style of the original clone wars looks good, the art style of 2008 clone wars looks like shit
It looks fantastic in motion.
You could make something 10x worse than the ST and I still wouldn't miss the TCW days or its homosexual fans.
>dude ANYONE can be force sensitive if the moment calls for it, you just have to be my preferred OC special girl
lol
Filoni can't write or direct for shit, but he sure can make something that feels like Star Wars, his stuff is next to George in my head canon priority
Its so fricking cringe that there are SW fans who think that Anakin having a jailbait waifu childsoldier as a padawan fighting Maul with a robot wiener is CANON and TRUE. Look, I did watch some of CW, I get the appeal, it could maybe work if the great ideas (Anakins characterization, Mauls underusage) would not be buried under a villain-of-the-week cartoon for 8 year olds.
And that's why Ahsoka didn't work as well, these non-canon entities are made into live action without any self-control. Seriously, why have all those fricking stoic Rebel characters in it? Focus on making this shit believable, you got another chance selling the jailbait waifu padawan but you dropped the fricking ball again. At least there were nice ass shots.
what thrawn books should i read?
All of them, the later one especially for Zahn fricking with Disney for the canon wipe.
thanks
none, the're overrated crap, just like the character
Posting this quote with this character is heresy and you will pay for your crimes
how the frick can they let someone like this be in charge of anything? he signed off on the fricking helicopter lightsaber shit in his moronic cartoon decade ago. that should have been end of his career. now its canonized in live action with space whales, zombie storm troopers and other moronic shit.
>space whales, zombie storm troopers
That's cool though.
>t. brain stopped maturing at 13
I'm fully embracing my inner Zack Snyder. Frick you.
slower, dumber, more useless storm troopers are not cool. defeats entire purpose of zombies and pyschological aspect of former loved ones dead and not wanting ot hurt/wanting ot save them or fear of being bitten, etc. theres literally nothing dangerous about lumbering storm troopers that cant do anything. just fricking moronic.
Yes, there is, because it's a strong implication of great evil because it's necromancy, dum-dum.
all his stuff is the best SW stuff since the PT (which are also good btw), don't even reply at me
Filoni and Favreau didn´t save SW but they´ve made the only watchable pieces of media associated to the IP since Disney took over. Mandalorian S01 and Ahsoka have, at the very least, proven that decent stories that actually respect SW identity and add to the universe Lucas created can still be made even under the Disney overlords if the people in charge actually understand what SW is supposed to be.
Where is the proof? Is there some alternate show that only you watched? Because the shows I saw were laughably bad and boring with nonexistent plots and terrible writing. The characters were also complete garbage and could be swapped with literal nobodies and it would not have mattered one bit
>le Filoni BAD
Name three better nuWars stories than Ahsoka. You can't.
>Andor
>Jedi: Fallen Order/Survivor
>Mando S1
But those are the only ones. Shit like Booba Fatt and Kenobi were much worse than Ahsoka.
reddit loved it, and that's the core audience for Disney now.
>We need some new designs for our new factions
>Ideas?
>How about we add pointless and complex color schemes for existing uniforms?
>BRILLIANT
Star Wars ended in 1983.
>oh no! we're stranded in a other galaxy
use the whales that got you there?
>we need to build this ring that can carry a star destroyer between galaxies
just use the whales that took thrawn there in the first place?
sure is convenient that thrawn was in the exact place the whales go to huh?
Man, you're not very smart, are you?