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>Gwenpool
Nope.
Creative team?
W: Garth Ennis
A: Gurihiru
hm, I might check that out unless it gets too grim.
>Gwenpool
Nobody other than Hastings has any idea how to handle her and she has been so thoroughly buried by prostitute writers that she is completely unsalvageable. Even moreso now that they decided that she is a mutant somehow.
Replace her with somebody and maybe.
>Garth Ennis
He would be a pretty terrible choice for this line-up. They seem like a pretty lighthearted team and while he CAN do fairly light-hearted comedy (His Dastardly and Muttley comic is a good example) he clearly prefers the ultra-crude stuff especially when capes are involved.
>Even moreso now that they decided that she is a mutant somehow
Don't forget she is also asexual now, so she will have to mention it every 5 pages like every other lgbtbbq character.
Godfricking dammit, you're absolutely right
Oh God I fricking forgot about that. They made her into a giant prostitute and then made her sexual like that made any sort of sense. They have just ruined my girl in absolutely every way.
>Intentionally write a bisexual fangirl who can't turn her horny off
>Years later claim she is asexual
Crazy shit.
...There are mutants in our world?
No, but part of her 4th wall thing is that she can make minor tweaks to things to fit the narrative as a byproduct of painting the medium.
And then when she was having a breakdown, Kamala fricking mindbroke her into turning herself into a mutant. She's probably dead now.
I dunno ennis seems to have a soft spot for spidey and Superman for some reason
no, frick off
SOLD. I 'm expecting a hilarious trashfire, but I"m in for the ride.
If it's the Ennis of Dastardly and Muttley, yes.
W: Robert Crumb
A: Rob Liefield
Haha! Joke is good
Take out qwen pool and put in night crawler or antman or wasp.
Morrison and Quietly
Is it drama focused? Comedy focused? Horror focused? Mystery focused? Sex focused?
That's a comedy team if I've ever seen one.
>implying rouge isn't going to cry over her powers on the first panel while she-hulk defends her on a trial about minorities in wich peter get's all the blame and he needs to work hard rest of the issue on his morality guided by colossus who teaches him about pronouns while beast is secretly the villian that's trying to slave all mutants and gwenpool saves the day
Or could be opposie darl'n you got weak in dah knees.
Rogue wouldn't be the mc all the time anyways.
>Gwenpool
Yes if the writer is is Hastings and the art is by Gurihiru.
Replace Gwenpool with Gambit and maybe I'll check it
>Gwenpool
>in anything other than comics
That's the entire point of her thing, it doesn't work if it's in an animated series or a film.
BRAPPPPP
Just think...if Rogue drained She-Hulk's powers, her ass would get bigger and she could brap even harder. Right in Jen's face too.
It's an
>Op sees a picture earlier in the day then scrambles to bullshit up a subject no matter how pained to make a thread all to show us what he found like an idiot manchild
It's really sad you don't have anyone else to show all the cool stuff you found online
Sorry your twitter screenshot thread got bumped off the catalog.
He read you like a book.
The line up sucks‚ to many characters have slightly overlapping personalities and powers.
>shulk and gwen breaking the 4th wall in different ways
>beast and pete cracking jokes and doing science shit
Seems like you could get some fun dynamics.
Actually a fun line up but what would their team name be??
The Outsi- Reneg- Misfits. Yeah that one works.
Only if it's for a MvC crossover
Yes instantly. I buy three issues each release. 1 to keep mint, another to share around, and a third to keep for my collection.
Would Rouge be able to copy any of Gwen's 4th wall powers?
No. Those powers are un-copyable
Shoe would end up mindbroken like Xavier
No because they aren't actually powers. Gwen is just a normal human able to interact with the world in ways other characters can't comprehend.
So it's like a 4th dimensional being interacting with a 3rd dimensional being.
They can both comprehend what they see from each other but the 4th sees more.
I mean it worked with Deadpool that one time.
With those design and presumed characterizations? I mean, it could be interesting.
Like presumable it's 80s/90s inspired so putting a "new" character like Gwen there could be interesting. Not only is she a girl from a different earth but now she's a girl from a different earth too.
The rest of the characters are just solid characters from said era, like no shit point a group of well liked characters together would probably make a functional group.
*Another time
*Put
I need to stop writing this stuff at night my grammar is horse shit.
Sure, though Beast is pretty useless for Rogue with Spidey there, and Colossus is situational at best with She-hulk.
If
and his dubs are right they're both redundant with Peter there, it's explicitly canon that pre-Othering Peter was about as strong as Shulkie and Colossus, it was part of why the whole thing even happened, to make him more "Street Level" rather than "Could reduce people to splattered Jelly and pulverize tank armor if he wasn't holding back"
When did that happen? Petes a super medium weight and both colossus and shulk are heavy weights. Both of them are roughly equal to the thing in strength
Hulks have a damn variable power level, but, on early days, Spidey was more than able to serve Shulkie's butt in a plate.
That cover is moronic.
Almost all the 1980's and 1990's covers are.
Let's see...is Kate Powers still a kid? A kid appeal character is lacking there
Just no spider-boy
Don't want any slott abortion in this book.
I will choose Bailey over fricking Poochie Morales.
ALWAYS.
Baily is poochie as well.
He was there the whole time bullshit. Common.
>Kate Powers still a kid?
nope
That doesn't mean anything.
Jen is a fricking jobber that loses 95% of her fights.
Baseline Jen is still stronger than Peter at his most worked up, but he could hit her hard enough to make this happen.
The problem he has is when she promptly gets back up.
>The problem he has is when she promptly gets back up.
Can't keep a good bawd down.
My 80's hero knowledge is a bit rusty, so bear with me:
>1 on 1 vs Cap
Probably Cap, since Cap's abilites/training would counter Peter's (and Peter would most likely pull his punches out of respect)
>1 on 1 vs Sersei(?)
Magic is always a wildcard, but he's faster and could arguably incapacitate her before she could use it o I'm going with Pete.
>1 on 1 vs Jen
She could lay him out with one hit, the trick is hitting him. So stalemate.
>1 on 1 vs Thor
lol
lmao
>1 on 1 vs flying guy I don't recognize
No idea on this one.
>1 vs all
Not a fight, and before someone posts that pic from Secret Wars of him beating all the X-men in two pages, Thor alone could take out the X-men in two panels and you know it.
>Stan Lee enters the chat
>iTs WhO EvEr ThE wRiTeR wAnTs To WiN!
That's such a cop-out argument, because it conveniently allows people to ignore the general truth of a character as written across multiple stories because of one-off exceptions by hacks who don't respect the source material.
People misunderstand what Stan was saying with that because he didn't explain it well.
What he meant was "If I have Daredevil fight the Hulk and he needs to beat the Hulk, I'm going to craft the plot in such a way as to give Daredevil what he needs to beat the hulk" and how that works out is going to depend on the quality of the writer.
A good writer would have say, Matt Murdock dig around in legal records to find out where some Sentinels are impounded or the junkyard where Tony's hulkbusters were left to rust, and then go there to get something that'll give him an edge. A bad one would just go "lol he trips the Hulk" or something.
>A bad one would just go "lol he trips the Hulk" or something
The reason so many A-lister powerhouses (Thor/Hulk/Juggernaut/Sentry) get called jobbers is for this very reason.
Shit, DC had like three speedsters job to Catwoman on one page.
Quasar would crush Spider-Man.
For some fricking reason the site won't let me upload fricking images, I've tried like 3 fricking times, it says "upload successful" and my post never appears. So unfortunately, despite the physical pain it causes me, I have to resort to a reddit link.
>https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fiowaus24y3db1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D786%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Db3b8a471628e0ad4403ca76c79c5f960ecf58447
Spidey, back during the "Continuity is important" days got bumped up to 75~ tons in response to writers constantly having him do insane shit like holding up collapsing buildings and so on. The shit with the cocoon was modern writers wanting to make him more "street level" again as a 25 tonner only to immediately start having him do the same shit again.
I hate using a reddit link but this homosexual website keeps eating my image uploads so I couldn't just post the page.
>Gewnpool
Oh frick off
She-Hulk makes Colossus redundant
I'm sorry but my penis would beg to differ.
If it has a cheesecake artist and isn't woke. Yes.
I HATE ANIME IN MY COMICS
Do you have a link? I can't find proof of this anywhere
ESL
Yes, i like ESL too.
Haha! Gottem! Good to see someone come back from that.
Strong lineup. Maybe. Depends on the art and writing.
Gwenpool makes every story including her ENTIRELY about her, so no.
is giruhiru drawing it? hastings writing?
Shitty gwenpool thread disguised as something else bumped by the same anon with a proxy do he can keep spamming the same opinions about Gwepool, Hastings and Gurihiro
I like how this anon claimed this was a Gwenpool schizo thread before actual Spidey-scizos took over. Missed the target by that much.
Also the She-Hulk schizo.
Marvel is a mind virus.
Most of these are just popular opinions, dude.
Also, I see four different typing styles between those messages, and some contradictory opinions too. It's at least 4 people. No idea where this trend of "everyone who disagrees with my opinions is actually just one guy pretending to be several people" came from, but it's frickin' irritating.
Meds
He was right on the money. There's an X-men thread up right now for the same reason.
>She-Hulk
Trash.
>She-Hulk
>Colossus
Redundant low-tier tank powersets.
>Rogue
See above, but at least she flies.
>Beast
Brains, but loses out to Spider-Man on powerset.
>Gwenpool
No, just no.
Hey Gwenpool & Jen can bar & club hop through dimensions!
You just know that's what the book would devolve into.
Read it? No.
jerk off to it? Maybe.
Damn you like Colossus and Beast that much?
Don't make me post THAT image.
Switch Gwenpool for Kamala and I'm sold.
Too many mutants. Put in another avenger or Dr strange or Sue Richards.
Oh, yeah, I forgot Kamala is a mutant nowadays.
Dunno, Night Trasher? The team haven't the token violent dude/black guy/no powers man.
Thy want to also balance the lady with guys. So think fem hero and the less white the better. The angry one can be Jen or colosuss
She-Hulk looks like she one those losers that don't have any friends their own age.
It's cute that you people think that if this was real book it'd be more than petty drama & eating.
You don't know that! Remember Marvel Adventures or what ever, the one where it was mostly short stories with comedy?
Peak comedy and fun.
I do, They're just gonna stuff their faces with food & b***h about their non-problems like every Marvel book in the last 20 years.
Let me Hope!
Even in the face of nothing actually being created here, we can at least remember the times of fun antics!
Yeah it was pretty funny when Jen went out jogging a group of teens whip beer bottles at her.
Goodtimes.
That wasn't marvel adventures.
I'm talking marvel avengers damnit!
The uptick of ESLs I swear.
We're talking about your hypothetical book you mongs.
So am I, the point is we could have some thing like that, all you are thinking of is how modern editors being shit stains.
There can be chance where an editor just ignores a good book and we get a new marvel avengers. That is what I am getting at.
That's impossible post dissembled.
Stop being a grammar Nazi because you want to swallow self pity semen.
You want to read a book a bout celebrities with powers, Not heroes.
You are making assumptions on what I want based on your angst against current comics.
Marvel Adventures wasnt like that. It was super heroes doing super hero shit.
Marvel Adventures might aswell be propaganda.
They never acted like decent people in the main books.
Oh frick off, you are the propaganda.
You are the one linking shit to other things that is only your personal politics. Quit projecting.
>you are the propaganda.
& all Marvel characters are Saints.
Stop being moronic.
They never were. The point of marvel characters was Humans trying to be gods. The key word is humans, humans are flawed.
Yeah they're losers like you & me.
>It was super heroes doing super hero shit.
And that's lame. They should be more like Action Heroes instead.
Read punisher then
Action heroes is Mary Sue shit.
>Action heroes is Mary Sue shit.
Examples?
Captain marvel.
All Arnold swartz and segal and stelone movies that revolve any sci-fi or fantasy.
>All Arnold swartz and segal and stelone movies that revolve any sci-fi or fantasy.
Holy walkable cities Batman!
Think about it.
Mary Sue is
1.always right and solves the problem their way
2. Characters revere them as God in human form
3. No faults and if there is it's not a fault when they do it
4. Perfect for any possibility
5. Does it all by themselves 1 person army
6.story universe revolves around how bad ass this person is
All your action flicks are just Mary Sue who is built to be bad ass.
What taxes do you pay, gay? You can't even carry your fat ass off the couch.
>No faults
Rambo has PTSD.
>So he goes back to relive it.
War solved that war problem!
But even then I said scifi and fantasy setting.
>War solved that war problem!
Muh media literacy.
>Muh nonsensical reaction deflect
Your mental gymnastics are so sloppy I don't think you are gonna win the moron gold.
There are so many times you can move the goalpost Vaush.
Stop projecting you insecure welfare gay.
Are zoomers terrified of competence now?
That's literally what you b***hing about when a woman did it you fricking hypocrite.
That's because women are an endless source of disappointment.
That's you, even your dad didn't hit you enough because you are such a disappointment.
Oh take your Daddy issues to your local Superman hate thread.
Isn't that what you dad said when he was plowing your disappointing ass?
Your butthole used to be so tighter but you can't even keep that closed.
Because they also shit on the male characters to elevate the female ones, and have EVERYONE love them for every little thing they do. Shit's narcissistic like the women who write those movies.
>All your action flicks are just Mary Sue who is built to be bad ass.
Bullshit. Did you even watch them? Did you watch ALL of them?
>Action heroes is Mary Sue shit.
>Crawling through my skin
You're the type of autist that thinks anything above family friendly content is edgy.
This.
Comics is just one big lie.
It's like the village idiot trying to tell campfire stories of heroism & bravery.
The only good person here is maybe Colossus.
The rest are just beyond salvageable.
So you just want another Vox Machina?
A bunch of malkfishes pretending to be heroes so we can have "lol random" moments?
Did you read marvel adventures? It wasn't lol random.
As long as Spider-Man gets to tap Rogues sweet sweet ass, then yeah I’d read it.
Can't wait for the peak humor of this book.
>gwenpool tells she colossus to throw her seemingly at nothing
>she pops out of the panel and flies onto the next page attacking the bad guy
Remove Gwenpool.
Replace with Spider-Boy.
>While Jen is on her back & Peter is delivering pies.
>overweight she-hulk
Nope. I’ll b***h about it for years online though.
Spider-Boy has the exact same name as that fricking ghost from Dan Slott's She-Hulk run.
Yes he's that lazy.
Besides Peter and any other Spider-Man that was around before the whole comic Spider-Verse thing, I will still choose Bailey over Miles.
At least Bailey is his own person while Miles was made as a replacement for Peter.
Baily was another slott abortion from deviant art donut steel. Stop pretending.
>That time Stan Lee claimed he named Thor's
hammer.
You are being literal moron because you know that it's phrase that describes the archetypal characters and how they are use in terms of communicating their narrative and message, not the literally backstory shit. Stop being dumb.
That's why it operates on a Blue/Orange morality?
Does the team get funding buy Jen going yachting or to Dubai?
It's better than hiring random Mexicans for the lowest bitter.
I have a theory that Marvel has always been subversive trash.
It is English, you being moronic on the internet is nothing new, and falling back on a grammar Nazi shit is just admitting you failed to make a point.
It gets even more fricked up when you find out Stan Lee was embarrassed to be working in comics until society said it was cool.
You never read it you flying fricking moron.
All you do is project your insecurities here and have no idea when Spidey took the stand he made a black joke.
Frick off back to Russia.
>grey Hulk vs Rhino
>Rhino bragging about how he finally pierced the Hulk's skin
>implying Hulk wouldn't have promptly pushed Rhino's shit in if the fight hadn't been interrupted by a little girl questioning the reality of Santa
Frick you for being a disingenuous homosexual and trying to ruin one of the Rhino's better appearances.
>Do you read it?
Only if the first issue is a fun team building exercise adventure that ends in Gwenpools graphic death causing a tonal whiplash and the rest of the steam starting to go insane
None of what your racist rant said anything viable, you shouted out bunch of moron babble about Mexicans with no real point. I mean you asks me for my English credentials? You can't even use basic reading comprehension.
I'm thinking of Flash & Peter's relationship.
Flash was never a bully, Peter was the weird kid that thought he was better than everybody else.
Says the Russian moron.
The only shitting was your mom from all the cum being the Russian unicycle.
You are a flying fricking moron, miles wasn't in that comic, this was all Peter Parker saying he was black in court as a joke to frick with JJJ. That's why you are a flying fricking moron.
You don't, you have been talking like a moron from your first post.
You fricking moron I have been saying Baily was lame too. You are too fricking racist that you were defending it. Jesus frick off to your pedophile files and propaganda garbage already.
No you werent.
None of that was proper English. Shitskin isnt even a word you lying homosexual.
It's just Mythology that any butthole can come in & ruin.
You lying homosexual this was you
Trying so hard to blame Mexicans for what I told you already. This is why people don't believe a word you say. You are so fricking insane.
JUST STFU AND FRICK EACH OTHER ALREADY, GODDAMN.
Dude is literally fighting with himself
Except that isn't me, I don't use native extension.
Shopping took you a while kid. If none of that was you why did you bother replying saying it's not you? You have to at least have one (you) for the convo to even have anything mention of you at all
"Urben" dictionary isn't a real dictionary, it's a place where you throw in miss spelled slang. How fricking moronic are you?
EYO, YOU TELLIN' ME BlackMANCY ISN'T A WORD?
>This was considered peak humor in 2004.
9/11 really did fried your brains.
Aww found out what dictionary means ... You have to 18 years to post here kid. Go back to school.
I like how this "joke" only works if you forget about Robbie Robertson.
He's mentioned by Jonah when he said some of his best friends are black.
Hi Dan.
>replace Gwenpool with a morally grey chacter so they can betray the group and add drama otherwise it could be a great group
Spidey: Hey Jen ever see Matlock? Was he a real lawyer?
Jen: I've seen it and no he wasn't a real lawyer but he sure was useful to us lawyers. If you paid Andy 5k he'd sit in the audience dressed as Matlock during your trail. 10k and he'd pretend to whisper into your ear.
All Marvel characters are morally grey.
>She-Hulk throws a party because she's finally paid her parking tickets.
>Beast eats twinkies.
There's your book.
Wow you really are underaged. All you got is projecting racist rants.
>thread devolves into spider-man gays throwing shit at each other
the worst fanbase in comics
Samegay
All fanbases are bad.
she-hulk should always have big hair
It's not 1992 anymore.
That’s from 1993 anon
I'd be okay with it if Spidey and Rogue are paired up in this.
Our Heroes!
>That time She-Hulk beat the Champion of the Universe because she did Tae Bo for a weekend.
>CyberpunkPCs.jpg
>The most innocent picture caused the most schizo discourse out of nowhere
Lol
All those characters have horrible baggage.
Change Beast to morrisons cat Beast and I'd give it a try.
>Spider-man from the main universe
NOPE
If I want to read shit where everyone idolizes the "mature" Spider-Man and everyone looks like incompetent fools around him, I'd better read an event like AvX
How do you know it's the mainline Spider-Man?
>in an attempt to get readers attention gwenpool pulls alternate versions of characters into the 616 to make a team of their most popular incarnations
>she-hulk is like she was in sensational, beast is like how he was when he was on the avengers, married peter, 90s rogue, and colossus
>All before 9/11.
>gwen pulls the twin towers from another universe into this one
Will this stop Marvel characters from becoming complete buttholes?
This is ingenious, Picking up the characters before they got ruined by Quesada & his posse.
I tried reading 00's comics and it was beyond ick.
>Funny Jen
>Pre-Clone saga Pete
>90's X-Men including Beast before they made him into an actual monster
That is actually pretty clever and sounds like something pre-ruined Gwen would do since it leans into the idea of her being a comic nerd.
>beast
>colossus
>rogue
yes i would give it a shot so long as she-hulk is nothing like the live action version
Gwenpool and She-Hulk is a teamup I'd LOVE to see. The others...I can see Spidey working with them, but not being a permanent part of this hypothetical team. And the rest definitely need to be swapped out.
None of these characters have been in good comics in like decades. So no.
This, Both She-Hulk & Spider-Man have go away heat.
I like Ben, I like Kaine, I like Miguel, I like Mayday, I like Bailey
I even like Miles in the Spider-Verse movies even if the second one was a fricking trashfire.
All of them are frickable except Peter. I want breed a baby in all the other five.
interesting taste you have
Replace Beast with some other token smart character that's not ethnic or Iron Man and I'll think about it.
>Beast
N’ah frick that blue furry homosexual
Really unbalanced lineup. Most of the team is brute strength, then a smart guy and a meme girl. Everyone besides Colossus is a bubbly fun character (not always but often enough) which is way too much, they need some straight men to play off of.