Matrix ressurections is still the worst movie to come out the last ten years and it's still in the running for the worst movie of the century.

Matrix ressurections is still the worst movie to come out the last ten years and it's still in the running for the worst movie of the century. It literally sums up the rise and fall of the 21st with a lazy, forgettable piece of shit cash grab.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't watch many movies.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not as bad as Black Adam

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cape shit is cape shit. Matrix ressurections was based off bigger ideas and it was a gigantic cynical turd. Absolute dreck.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro you just didn't ged it bro. It was a steaming pile of shit flick....on le purpose!

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a lazy, forgettable piece of shit cash grab.
    you just described matrix 2&3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Matrix > Animatrix > Revolutions > Reloaded > Resurrection. And all of them are good. Matrix 10/10, Animatrix 10/10, Revolutions 7.5/10, Reloaded 6/10, Resurrection 6/10

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please describe the good things from Ressurections. I can't think of one. They didn't even have Hugo Weaving and Lawrence Fishburne, who are the heart of the entire franchise.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Revolutions > Reloaded
        I don't understand.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but maybe he likes the Christ allegories

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Revolutions is better than Reloaded. It spent less time setting things up and just got right into the meat of it, including the whole battle for Zion. Reloaded has two great fights but it's weaker overall.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. 2&3 had soul and did a good job continuing/finishing the story. 4 was specifically a middle finger to the studio who forced wachowski to make another and was never intended to be good

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong is the sopranos movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many Saints was so disappointing on so many levels, overall it just felt so pointless and didn’t add anything to the lore of the series besides saying that Junior put the hit out on Chrissy’s dad (which doesn’t really fit the story of the show at all).
      I dunno it’s weird trying to remember what even happened in the movie, so many random characters thrown in for something that feels more like a front for an unrelated movie that David Chase actually wanted to make.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was pretty fricking bad. if nukes drop in the 2020s or 2030s it will be the worst of the century

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol nice meme, they only made two matrix movies and one animated collection

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit cash grab
    It only happened because that depressed troony director just wanted some attention like all annoying trans do. He/it was nostalgic of better times when he/it created the Matrix movies with the other dude and literally said "he missed his friends" which were co-workers not friends anyways.

    Not a cash grab but a desperate attempt overall.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's absolutely atrocious compared to the original matrix, but worst in the last ten years? trust me there's worse, like the fricking sharknado movies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those movies at least had a motive and an intention to them. That's a small budget movie, too. Ressurections could have had unlimited resources but they cheaped out. It was a chore to watch. They used real actors and the original director and it was just all around embarrassing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Sharknado series is a fun drunk watch in a company of friends. It's undoubtedly a trash but an intentional and fun in a way.
      It's when a movie takes itself seriously and fails to deliver then it's bad.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Completely agree. It might be the worst movie I've ever seen. Army of the Dead is close second.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only Matrix movie that's justified in existing is the first one. Even Animatrix is middling, though as a general project it was a cool idea.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Matrix Reloaded had an incredible fight sequence, so the movie was necessary.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      converting The Matrix into anime, and then following up with an animated prequel, would've been great. I saw Animatrix and did not like it, especially that part about robots being waiters.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fight scenes are so hilariously bad, just dudes swinging at nothing. Where did that few hundred millies go, penis inversion research?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a basically-perfect sci-fi film that is somehow an amazing time capsule of the year 2000, while also being timeless. Pushes every boundary of filmmaking, and it's just insanely memorable.

    >Fast forwards 20 years. The creators are full blown troony fetish psychos, the world is obsessed with brown people, and everything has to be a message about progressivism.
    >So the movie they make is just all of this garbage, but really badly wrapped up in like, Matrix-colored wrapping paper with aging actors who don't give a shit.

    It could have just ended, but nope. We just get to watch every franchise, every legacy be destroyed one at a time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Matrix's legacy was already pissed on by Reloaded and especially Revolutions.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Revolutions was God awful, but at least it had some logic and some sort of tie in to the original. Ressurections felt like a student film made by trannies trying to replicate their favorite childhood movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Wachowski sisters have stated many times that the original Matrix movie is a trans metaphor, and for anyone not fricking brain dead it obviously is.

      You’ve been worshipping a movie that encapsulates the trans journey of coming out and rejecting the “system” that oppresses us your whole life anon.

      Top fricking kek. Rent free.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where in the original sci-fi movie do they hint at morons chopping their dicks off and crying about fair rights?

        Matrix was about questioning your own reality. That could mean literally anything.

      • 9 months ago
        Dr. John Smith

        Jaja Trans, the first Matrix was a mix of anime, sci fi , kung fu movie , that Trans allegory that the washogays claims The Matrix is now is pure BULLSHIT made up crap by 2 middle-aged homosexuals who have no other hit under their belt than The Matrix
        Frick them , all their hollyweird carrieer is Over

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not sisters just like you'll never be a woman you disgusting homosexual.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek, decent bait
        i will respond anyway
        those dudes only started calling it a troon metaphor after they trooned out. it's the embodiment of a poorly attempted retcon

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red Letter Media cucks Jay & Mike dickriding the trannies the directed it was even worse. They really tried pitching that it was awesome because it was ripping on Hollywood or some gay shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Redlettrmedia was almost irreversibly fricked after their reviews of The Rise of Skywalker and Ressurections but they stopped being serious and are now just seen as nostalgia acts.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never bothered watching it, it just looked like a cheap fan parody of The Matrix from the trailers and was obviously being done to retain the rights to the franchise.
    Also Keanu with a beard doesn’t fit Neo at all.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not first reformed
    >not predestination
    >not pic related
    are you even trying?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron, it was supposed to be bad.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is worse.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the most logical, artistic and grounded Batman film ever made.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It was the most logical
        ????? Ok, Matt, whatever you say. El rata alada was dumb as shit and Riddler's plan made no sense.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too many Black folkwaps, didn't watch.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there any Trinity ass in this one?

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