>MCU in shambles
>Phase 4 was a massive failure
>First film of Phase 5 was a tremendous flop
>Disney fired Victoria Alsonso who was responsible for the M SHE U
>Hawkeye actor will never play Hawkeye ever again after the Snowplow incident
>Now they just lost their actor who's supposed to be the next Thanos because he was arrested
The absolute fricking state of this company.
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>victoria was ruining every movie/show - fired
>hawkeye/renner sucked replaced by qt hailee
>kang sucked and now doom can be brought in
i see nothing but wins
>doom
Doom sucks, just like the F4
I have zero faith in current Marvel doing Doom justice.
>Doom takes off the mask
>It's a woman
>ahh the taskmaster route
Very brave disney
That would be so hot, if The Avengers then r**e the b***h.
its a shame because doctor doom is my favourite ever.
>doom walks in “I am, Doctor Doom” he announces as dramatic music builds.
>shuri sBlack folk and iron heart says “really? Isn’t that a little cliche?”
Yeah I don’t think they’ll do a good job
hopefully after all these failures they take doom seriously and don't do those stupid jokes
I doubt it, they'll double down on the moronic and woke shit unless they replace Kevin Feige.
Anon, that might risk someone somewhere calling their writing cringe, and they can’t have that.
Sincerity is the devil
OH GOD NO
>tfw kang was really WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIEEEETTTTT
still in a better position than the DCEU
no one cares chuddie
True but DC has Joker and the last joker movie won a golden lion and got mentioned by cahiers du cinema, they're still winning
What the frick is a golden lion? Stop making up skitzo awards in your head anon youre having delusions again
How is this a “better position”? They both seem to be going down the toilet. If anything, the DCU potentially (though unlikely) is in a slightly better position because at least they are rebooting the whole thing NOW with one of the most competent people at marvel. Marvel is still doubling down and I don’t think anything will change and there doesn’t seem to be a way to fix what they have done plot wise. DC might have been a train wreck but the whole thing might be being turned upside down very soon, with results unknown. I still think both are going down the toilet though, just that DCU at least has a chance of survival. Disney is going full steam ahead toward wrecking every franchise they have.
cope
>be given a role you were never deserving of
>act like a humongous c**t on set
this thread has nothing to do with Cinemaphiles wife brie larson
>MCU going down the shitter
>brie making it worse with her repeated diva behavior
Seems relevant to me. Also
>Cinemaphiles wife
KEK
I miss the good old days when Marvel had likeable and charismatic leads.
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Forgot the pic
Remember when MCU tried to be DC for a couple of movies?
Disney shooting itself in it's own foot again: it was obvious she was a c**t years before and they hired her nevertheless.
She won an Oscar right before -- it makes sense that Feige would jump to grab a rising star like that. It was a terrible mistake, but the logic was sound. If they'd waited five months for the Oscar glow to die down, I imagine she'd be dumped the way Jennifer Lawrence was.
MCU always mindlessly jumps on trendy meme actors.
>Hawkeye actor will never play Hawkeye ever again after the Snowplow incident
I don't think they're worried about that as the M-She-U already introduced his female replacement, just like with Iron Man and Black Panther
marvel really thought that this would be an endless cashcow and that people would be watching for eternity but it was all downhill from the peak of endgame
>kill off the 2 biggest characters iron man and captain america
>covid happens and delays movies
>first movie after endgame was black widow, a secondary character for the avengers movie who was killed off in the last one
>shang chi which only asians cared about
>eternals was the dullest looking movie imaginable
>being so confident that they think that people are going to keep up to date with streaming shows and not get fatigued
>the first couple streaming shows, wandavision and falcon and the winter soldier were really bad
the only thing marvel had going good for them since endgame was spiderman who people will see no matter what. the other sequels to the successful characters were not well received by audiences and they have a bunch of flops lined up
chi which only asians cared about
Shang-Chi could've been way cooler if it was more like the comics
that applies to all the movies
If Shang-Chi had been like an actual Hong Kong kung fu martial arts movie it would've been great, but it become a cgi power beam blasting shitfest like every other marvel movie and tv show has turned into.
They couldn't even manage to better the Iron Fist show, which cast a literal plank of wood with a perm as the titular character. SHAMFU DISPRAY.
Only american asians give a frick about shang chi. He's disney plus tier character. Didn't really made sense to make mandarin his antagonist in his movie to boot.
>Didn't really made sense to make mandarin his antagonist in his movie to boot.
Used to replace Fu Manchu
They have ruined their goodwill so hard, they're just coasting off nostalgia power now (Raimi, X-Men and other stuff)
>shang chi which only asians cared about
Afaik Asians did not care for SC at all. Didn't they think he was too ugly for a male lead because he didn't look like a kpop star or something? Not talking about Asians in the west.
Shang chi's dad was cool and the movie should've just been about him
I agree, a full hard reboot is in order and I wouldn't be surprised if they use Kang Dynasty or Secret Wars as a vehicle for it
I don't even give a shit about capeslop but what the frick are these phases even? It seems like phase 1 took a decade to get through(idek where it ended) but anons were shitposting about phase4 just a few months ago. Now they're on 5? Have we reached the epitome of sovlessness?
phases are about 4 years each
But p4 started like a year ago
i should've said were.
1 was like 08-12
2 was 12-16
3 was 16-20
4 was 20-23
(approximations i don't know the real dates)
it's accelerating. phase 6 is supposed to be 2026 or something.
It's because the phase 4 was nothing but boring turds without a final avengers movie at the end of the phase
>MCU in shambles
Good.
>Phase 4 was a massive failure
Good.
>First film of Phase 5 was a tremendous flop
Good.
>Disney fired Victoria Alsonso who was responsible for the M SHE U
Good.
>Hawkeye actor will never play Hawkeye ever again after the Snowplow incident
Good.
>Now they just lost their actor who's supposed to be the next Thanos because he was arrested
Good.
Still better tha DC shit
Just write Hawkeyes inijuries into the character
I mean literally show up at his hospital bed with a camera and tell him to pretend to be Hawkeye
Replace all the sheets on his bed with green ones.
>i.. i lost my arrow, hawkgirl.
>you must continue without me
I used to be an adventurer like you and until I took a snowplow to the knee.
Literally shit news for the MCU on a daily basis. I fricking love it. Just cancel it already and save yourself from even more disgrace (That The Marvels is sure to bring)
>>Now they just lost their actor who's supposed to be the next Thanos because he was arrested
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Just give up already!!!!
I bet Hemsworth is regretting not gracefully bowing out like the other two.
what's his grace? thor 1 was good i thought but 2 & 3 were shit and he was useless in infinity war/endgame
Did they actually think that Kang would surpass Thanos?
i think he's supposed to just be a breather until they breakout doom or galactus or some shit but it's all failed
How the frick is he a breather if next Avengers which is basically Infinity War 2.0 is called "The Black person Council"
do you really think they care as long as it gives them money? Everybody hated quantumania but it still made profit, why would they change?
Everyone keeps shitting their pants Majors got arrested. HIS CHARACTER IS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL TIME TRAVELER. Do you seriously see NO way they can fix it if he has to be replaced?
>Everyone keeps shitting their pants
only morons. rich people are not going to jail. Just look at Ezra
He's a bad guy. He slaps hoes. get over it.
Sincerely, Bob N. Iger.
The Black folk are black.
They still have Spiderman and Strange
they're only sure bets probably because their movies aren't 100% comedy
can't wait to see the shit they come up with to reverse everyone forgetting peter parker
At this point Disney is a company for trannies, cool wine aunts and other weirdos so who fricking cares