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So, it's another Thor movie for women. Great.
Can't wait for more examples of double-standards in depictions of men v women.
It's okay fren capeshit was never good
How come DC can make superhero movies that aren't comedies, but Marvel can't?
>DC can make superhero movies that aren't comedies
Can they? I haven't found a DC movie I haven't laughed at
OHHHHHHH SNAP!
Nice cope, Bro.
Based
>but Marvel can't?
It's not a matter of can, Taika simply wanted comedy.
Why do you insist this is a bad thing?
Comedy isn't really what I think of when I think of Thor, classically speaking.
Bro. MCU movies never do comedy right. It's usually one of the things people hate about these movies.
Listen man, Snyder's never coming back to the DCEU. It's time to let the company wars go. Even before phase 4's mediocrity hardly anyone was a diehard MCU loyalist. The comics of both companies are now woke shit neither worth defending or lauding. You're fighting a one sided battle screaming into the void trying to stoke arguments with a fanboy army that doesn't exist.
This movie will be what it will be, like every MCU movie before it, good or bad, liked or disliked. Baiting pissing matches on Cinemaphile (of all fricking places) isn't going to change that.
That one isn't even a snyder movie.
The implication was that the OP is an anti-MCU argument baiting troll whose mindset was forged in the toxic Snyder days of the DCEU back when everything was Marvel vs DC on this board with a small, but outspoken, loyal DCEU defense force drove a largely one sided fanboy wars. The kind of people who have insisted Batman vs Superman is the Bladerunner of its time and in lieu of the DCEU's obvious fall have long since resorted to just taking the piss out of anything Marvel that comes along.
That's fair that his comment is still the usual playground "my x is better than your x", but to be a homosexual for a moment, he does have a point that dc is allowed more tonal variance, and for better or for worse, you don't know what to expect. Marvel has become so "standardized product", that people hoping to get something different are lamenting that the distinguished competition, for all their shit, can produce more things that aren't "haha funny whedonspeak".
That said, marvel still won singlehandedly before dc even got their shoes on. If only they had listened to Nolan and done unconnected films
Justice League Mortal would have killed the MCU
The Batman > the entire MCU except Infinity War > the entire DCEU
my ass > the batman > the entire mcu except iron man 1 > the entire dceu
The Batman was weak. Honestly it does some things I like but the overall movie was boring as shit. Plenty of MCU movies I'd rather watch than The Batman.
Why should Marvel want to make movies that aren't comedies or comedic in nature?
Many years of serious movies some of those fell flat on their face if they don't deliver. Look at anything pre avengers.
DC is stuck in a moronic juxtaposition of saying they are dark and edgy while supers run around in bright costumes and adhere to a dogmatic no kill rule. No on in a DC movie ever looks like they're having fun except occasionally Galvatron or Beardy McMuscles. Superman, anyone only ever gives a shit about when he goes bad because we have long figured out truth, justice, and the american way are horseshit platitudes the government encouraged while we spent 50 years in a dick measuring contest with Russia. Batman is a furry with plot armor, and no matter how serious you try to make the latest psychos plot to poison the water supply and turn everyone in to clay people or what the frick ever, its still only the moron cosplaying as a bat who can do anything about it. DC is stuck so far up their own dark and serious ass they've forgotten how to have fun.
Marvel has the opposite problem. Their movies are all cookie cutter interchangeable shit filled with quips and quirky sidekicks and their scripts are like filling out a mad libs. They're supposed to be sarcastic and funny with an appearance by other-hero/villain and in the end the day is saved. Marvel at least knows they're selling comic books in movie form.
Nice pasta, ladderbro.
It's a Waititi movie, wat kinda expectations did you had, anon?
Something more balanced like Jojo Rabbit
Jojo is a fricking tonal nightmare
Hes producing a Time Bandits show so...
Sounds like more Ragnarok kino
The duality/co/
Agreed, it DOES sound like dogshit.
Ah frick. Expectations lowered.
Ragnarok was total farce so what did you expect
>This movie is great
>7.5/10
So it's shit but he got paid to sell it to us.
They don't get paid
They lose their early access if they give negative reviews
How is 7.5/10 shit? Composite scores have ruined you homosexuals.
Because the real score isn't 7.5. His review is all glowing praise, and yet he still gives it just above a 7? His real opinion is probably more damning.
The trailers make it very obvious that it is a comedy. The mood whiplash when Gorr starts murdering every god in sight is going to be something else.
It's gonna be Malekith and Hela all over again where Gorr is a decent villain but no one takes him seriously for a second because of all the jokes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S A COMEDY ALRIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Thor 5 will just be The Last of Us with Thor and Gorrette
Tired of this fricking trope. Oh boy can't wait for Thor to be stupid and not know how to raise a child.
The Last of Us wasn't even good. Why is everything based on it now?
>Thor is so POWERFUL
So that was a fricking lie?
>can't beat Gorr
>Bale barely in the movie
>shitty action scenes
Jane dying is gonna be so fricking funny. I remember seeing a bait post on Twitter declaring she was Thor now for the MCU.
The trailer made it pretty fricking clear it’s a comedy.
Every MCU trailer has jokes and dumb shit in it, no one expected it to be 99% comedy and 1% action. Even Ragnarok made sure to be more action focused. Taika is just going full Taika now and it sucks.
Ever since the first Avengers. Most Marvel movies are comedy adjacent with the amount of quips and one-liners
Write the Korg quip for after Jane's death
>Aw jeez Thor I'm sorry, at least you have Star Lord now though
"Damn. She ain't gonna be in Thor 5."
- Patrice Oneal
"No more hammer time for this mama san."
"On the bright side, looks like some of the insecure "quarter" men here can relax now."
Jane dying at the end seems pretty fricked up given the context.
The fun part is that with how much of a c**t Natalie Portman is, it was always a one and done deal.
They really shouldn't have rehired her in the first place then, unless they really do think the outrage will make them more money, because I feel like after how they did in Black Widow, doing the same thing with Jane isn't going to make anyone happy.
... especially not if they bring back Sif just to kill her like some rumors have said, because doing it twice in one movie is too much even for a James Bond film.
judging by some of their recent projects, chiefly Multiverse of Madness, it seems like they are getting worse and worse at reading the room. I honestly want to see the backlash to see if they are able to rebound from it.
I guess what confuses me is that Watiti seems leftish enough that he'd at least recognize the bad optics. Unless he thinks he's too big to fail?
So, despite "Sweet Child of Mine", no Gaea?
> Wanda dead
> Jane dead
Where is this M She U, that the chuds have been whining about so much for months?
Aside from some insincere virtue signalling, no concrere sign of it.
Oh, and Nat dead as well.
Kek. It's more white male led than its ever been.
>It's more white male led than its ever been.
It's male dominant sure. White male? Not really. Shang Chi, Blade, Captain Falcon, Black Panther. Half their TV shows are female led.
I mean I kinda get it. I think females are more likely to pay for TV shit than movies so it's probably wiser to put most of their females on streaming and men on the big screen.
Its woke your Shill women are running the show
It is the MSHU leaks are made by women to hide Jane taking over
>another one of Thor's loved ones dies
Jesus
Who is playing Hercules?
Let it be Cavill
>Russell Crow is Zeus
That'd be a funny callback/coincidence. Besides, we already have Bale as Gorr, they clearly don't give a frick about getting ex-DC alumni
>It's a comedy
Of course it is, fricking Taika
>Thor will never have a somewhat serious movie ever again
I really respect Dark World in retrospect. Do people even want Beta Ray Bill anymore knowing he'll just be a butt monkey?
The more I think about it, my only issue with Dark World was that godawful Darcy subplot. I almost feel bad for the actress that they had her doing that dumb shit and dragging down the movie.
You feel sorry for her? Have you forgotten what Skarsgård had to go through
Honestly it kinda felt like he was having fun and not giving a singular shit.
I read an interview and Skarsgård enjoys making these movies.
Almost, I'm sure her paycheck had more money than I can wrap my head around.
She should be Fem Thor instead.
I don't even remember that boring ass movie
Korg: "Hey, are you Sarah Jessica Parker's brother?"
*written and directed by T. David Cohen
Honestly all superhero flicks should be comedies. I can't really think of how else you would do it?
I mean its hard to take a concept like this a make it serious. Comic books are stupid. Might as well have some fun a laugh at the ridiculousness
Superhero movies that have at least some campiness to them.
>Honestly all superhero flicks should be comedies. I can't really think of how else you would do it?
By making the tone appropriate to the character and associating with a fitting genre? Noir for Batman, horror for Ghost Rider and so forth. Not everything has to be one-size-fits-all simply because you have myopic view of it.
At one point, Gorr was supposed to do some dance off or some shit they said. We all know what this movie is about, Taika's comedy first.
>Taika unleashed
Is that meant to be good?
does he mean jane thor or real thor?
Would you watch them beat-up Korg?
This guy is one of the most braindead capeshit shills on twitter and he can only muster a 7.5?
I'd like to pour acid into taika's eyes.
No
>four Thor movies
>none of them good at all
The first Thor movie should have been in the viking age, where Thor lived as Sigurd/Siegfried the legendary Germanic folk hero like in the comics. Basically do the Donald Black amnesia but in ancient times. Maybe part viking age and part Thor making himself known in the modern age, pretending to be a human doctor named Donald Blake telling his story to Jane Foster his coworker, with Loki creating some supervillains like the Wrecking Crew.
At this point I'd even settle for 90s Thor.
Yet you've have watched all 4. If you really didn't like them, why oh why are you still watching them?
>you've have watched all 4
Anon, I don't need to taste a turd to know I won't like it.
Why would anyone have high expectations for these movies in the first place?
10 years ago, I seem to recall Marvel fans arguing that Marvel is "grounded and realistic, the world outside your window". It was the reason they used to explain why they love Marvel so much.
What happenned that now Marvel is "not realistic at all, they are wacky and refuse to take themselves seriously and that's why they are so good"? How come the reason you worship Marvel now are a 180° from the reason you worshipped Marvel 10 years ago?
Anon 10 years ago we had a dude with a hammer