'Member Clerks and Clerks II?

'Member Clerks and Clerks II?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah man they're my favorite movies and the only ones I ever bother to re-watch.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What could possibly clerks 3 even be about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      probably own a new store or some plot from the animation
      i cant erven remember the end of 2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They had some party and some guy rocked up with a donkey to fuck someone, that's all i remember and even remembering that is too much brain space wasted

        What could possibly clerks 3 even be about

        Kevin Smith will see a superman promotional slurpee and start crying

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ohhhhh yeah! the fucking kid goes crazy and its some dude and the stallion show and they watch a guy fuck a pony or donkey

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They bought the old quick stop and renovated it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I heard its going back to the conveinence but this time around they own it. Also didnt daunte have a kid at the end of 2?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Big Harv got caught so Kevin Smith has to shit out a new movie. No more Weinstein help

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's two straight hours of the porch monkey bit from 2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God, I fucking wish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just recently found out what a moon cricket was

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      38-100

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know but I guarantee he'll shoe horn his daughter into it and have half the movie revolve around her and her dog shit acting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and have her do her first "professional" nude scene promoting the current thing while he's in the background crying as silent bob

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I will now watch your kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Randall has a heart attack and he decides to make a movie about his life. Basically they are making Clerks 1.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would be a good opportunity to have his gf or someone fuck him while he’s unconscious without realizing, throwback and such

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A 7-11 or Wawa opens threatening the Quick Stop. And the owners are Nazis or something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >They look outside and Edward Norton is ranting about the Quick Stop and it's just a straight up rip off of American History X
        i'd laugh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They slack at a dead end job and talk about Star Wars you retarded double moron Jesus fucking christy mack

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Jesus fucking christy mack
        You need Jesus in your life if your phone autocorrects Jesus Christ to a pornstar name. Fucking coomer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is johnny depps daughter still in all her scenes or has she jumped ship from Kevin smith movies now?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              she looks stinky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      porch monkeys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Too old for this shift
      The woes of being hopelessly middle-aged and still trying to lead a slacker lifestyle meant for stoned highschoolers.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I loved how the virgins are flabbergasted by the whore who says she sucks 42 men in one night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I ain't flabbergasted. Some women can open there mouths really wide.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of that video of some British(?) slag who puts 20+ dicks in her mouth in quick succession because the DJ or someone said whoever sucks the most dick in a minute wins a free trip to Majorca.
      "Trip to Majorca" was the name of a cocktail they sold.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/magaluf-girl-video-teen-who-3806938 the video is still online

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          u got a link to the vid, i cant find it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            search xrares magalof
            its shit tho

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ women are stupid.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          "And that's how I met your mother."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Trip to Majorca" was the name of a cocktail they sold.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They were in magaluf at the time and I think she knew it was a cocktail, really it's just a den of retarded drunk teens who go wild, mate of mine used to work with her in an O2 shop a d said she was very dumb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Smith’s movies seem to have a lot of men that can’t cope with women having sexual history and sabotaging an otherwise good relationship because of it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was mad because he slept with 8 other girls. He was mad because she said she slept with 2 other guys but omitted the fact that she also sucked 36 other dicks which "didn't count".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How does that change anything he said?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are incredibly average movies. You have to have pretty low standards to hold these movies with high regard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sneed
        He should have stayed fat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > Jay and Silent Bob Get AIDS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Smith shouldnt have lost weight and mewes should have got new teeth that fit in his mouth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first movie had some of the worst takes make it into the final version, like the detective lady is stumbling over the entirety of her dialogue

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >My daughter sucked 37 dicks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In a row?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah itll be >my son

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Naughty girl needs love too

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dislike clerks but it is one of kevin smiths only decent films
    i hate how cuckold-themed some of his films are
    clerks and chasing amy

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clerks is weird because it’s the same duo of people twice, there’s Dante and his buddy, and Jay and Silent Bob. It’s just one energetic stoner talking to his less energetic friend about something stupid, twice, the whole movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what makes them so good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw the animated series before the movies and I thought the joke was for the longest time that it was same two guys playing four people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I saw Jay and Silent Bob first and then when I saw clerks I was surprised there was a second Jay and silent Bob

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clerks II is one of my favorite 00s movies and had a perfect ending for these characters imo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The last decent film Smith made, it was the perfect ending making a third one seems pointless and if its anything like the first 10 mins of the last Jay and Silent Bob film, it will be painfully bad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >decent
        its easily his best movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >making a third one seems pointless
        That's the era of Hollywood we're living in. Pointless sequels. Matrix 4, Toy Story 4, Incredibles 2, the Jurassic World trilogy, etc

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Clerks has name recognition and if Smith isn't given orders to remake one of his "good" movies then he'll make another stinker like Tusk and not sell any tickets.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >too old for this

    Who the audience?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Delayed adolescents, so Kevin Smith himself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The few Kevin Smith fans that haven't completely given up on him yet, his movies are dog shit now and he's so fucking cringe

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kevin smith doesn't make funny movies anymore
    >kevin smith lost his Jersey edge
    >kevin smith does too much sentimental horseshit
    >kevin smith's He-Man is terrible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Smith literally posts pictures of himself crying over "world hunger" on social media. WTF happened?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the weed killed his brain

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where is the bit where the laid back gen xers start becoming bitter and end up radicalised by the internet?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weed unironically ruined Kevin Smith. I say this as an addict.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a heavy weed smoker and I agree, it turned him into a whiney bitch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Weed isnt for everybody, despite what people say.

      T. 30 year old daily smoker since 13

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clerks: Good
    Mallrats: Not good
    Chasing Amy: Good
    Dogma: Not bad
    Jay and Silent Bob: Bad
    Jersey Girl: Very bad
    Clerks II: Bad
    Zack and Miri: Not bad
    Cop Out: Very bad
    Red State: Not bad
    Jay & Bob Cartoon: Bad
    Tusk: Bad
    Yoga Hosers: Very bad
    Jay and Silent Bob Reboot: Bad

    Conclusion: Bad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Jay and Silent Bob: Bad
      wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Prime Eliza and Ali are enough to make it good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clerks 2 wasn't bad though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it was

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean the Clerks animated series? I thought it was pretty funny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chasing Amy is his best pic, followed closely by J&SB strike back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tusk: Bad
      it's his best film

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mallrats: Not good
      Found the guy that couldn't see the boat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chasing Amy fucking blew ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mallrats is underrated. Clerks II and Jay and Silent Bob are great.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mallrats is awesome
      Tusk was good

    • 1 month ago
      Iceman

      The script to Chasing Amy is way better. The actress in the film simply isn't fuckable enough to believable as the hot chick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mallsrats and Jay & Silent Bob were fun.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith is fucking clown shoes

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy to think people thought he was tarantino tier back in the day and he just went nowhere and really did nothing. The real pity is that there was a time i respected him because he seemed real and referenced a bunch of nerd / kid cultural stuff, which i guess you think is cool when you're 16

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there was a time i respected him because he seemed real and referenced a bunch of nerd / kid cultural stuff
      You weren't wrong at the time. He wasn't secretly a low T fag all along, he just changed over time. He got old and lost his edge. That's what excessive weed and being over 50 does to a mf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >That's what excessive weed
        He actually never really smoked weed until he was making Zack and Miri, Seth Rogan got him into it. He had already long since lost his skill and edge by then (that's post Clerks 2), so the weed didn't have much to do with it. He also only just turned 50 in 2020.

        So he was just always like this lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There seems to be some weird "Uncle Tom to the Normalfags" thing going on with the old guard edgy nerds. Even some oldfags from SA and early Cinemaphile have turned into pissy, crybaby cucks who are completely addicted to Twitter engagement. I guess the influx of normalfags on social media, combined with them already being versed and established in the current nu-cool (aka nerd culture and internet bullshit), gave them the keys to have that mainstream popularity they'd always secretly longed for, so they threw away their pride and jumped on it. It's sad to see that some of the people I posted with on /b around 18 years ago are the same fags who cry on social media about VAXXED N MASKED, muh niños in cages, BLM, etc

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there used to be super talented people hanging out in random threads
          but why make free shit for retards who don't appreciate it when you can post it on reddit or twitter and not only get a better response but actually make money?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can get paid to shitpost? Fuck! Ive been wasting my life!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i think simply put, for them it was just an "edgy phase"
          like for the 60s marxists/maoists that ended up being conservatives from their 30s onwards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you watch older interviews you realize he was worth listening to. now hes insufferable, weed literally ruined him

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh I member
    member Mallrats?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And people thought 2 was excessive

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked the first one, the second one was pretty bad though.
    I can only imagine how shit III will be considering how bad Kevin Smith has gotten

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is that in the middle a trannie?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose this is ‘people who are retarded from weed’ general so I’m going to take this chance to shit on Doug Benson. Not only is he a shit interviewer and entertainer but he’s an asshole host as well, when he brought 50 year old Jack Black on and bullied him for being uncomfortable on camera stoned and tweaking, it was just awful. It wasn’t even just bullying it’s like the idiot is so dumb he doesn’t even understand why someone would tweak

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mind throwing up a link to that shit?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The picture that broke /misc/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is he eating a fucking block of cheese?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think the curtain drape jorts is the bigger offender here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he is eating a block of fucking cheese!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          gay detected

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            fuck off kevin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The picture that broke /misc/

        the arm with the block of cheese looks shopped in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is he eating a fucking block of cheese?

      I think the curtain drape jorts is the bigger offender here

      he is eating a block of fucking cheese!

      disinformation chuds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This must be a roastie. Anytime people are having fun, they just have to parachute in and ruin everything.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So it seems Smith hasn't made anything people like for 20 years so he's shitting out another Reddit movie. Get ready for more cringe.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should have done Jay and Silent Bob meet Bill and Ted twenty years ago. Just saying

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing how the actors aged from clerks to clerks 2 was jarring as fuck. How could you let those guys be filmed like that? Why not get them on a crash diet at least or spend some money on trainers and dieticians. Maybe even plastic surgery. Fucking Clerks 2 was fucking brutal male wall schlock. I can't believe they are making a third one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jeff Anderson looked fine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is they're supposed to be in their early 30's in that movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were 26 playing 22 in Clerks and 36 playing 32 in II. It's really not jarring at all. Guys working retail and fast food don't exactly age like wine.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your Clerks III bruh...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black dont crack

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck happened to Elias?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Too many Mooby burgers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its called getting older. Will happen to you as well. Oh it will

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's not getting older, that's eating too much. He's only 40.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was born the same year as him and am the same weight right now as I was my senior year of high school. There were a few periods of my life where I started to gain a bit of weight, but as soon as it became noticible I would start exercising and/or watching what I ate more carefully. I've managed to keep a consistent routine with a consistent weight for the last 7 years or so. It's not difficult to not be a gluttonous lazy piece of shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What else have you done with that razor sharp discipline of yours besides shitpost on /misc/?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >count your calories to make sure you're not overeating
              >or overeat a bit and work out a few days a week to burn off the excess
              >razor sharp discipline
              Since you asked though my work ethic has landed me a nice job in advertising in which I have a lot of freedom and flexibility to waste on things like shitposting here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He paid the troll toll

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pillow pants does that to a MF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bro let’s make a quirky movie
      >1 month tops
      >30 years later......
      Randall doesn’t look happy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's not, he hasn't wanted to do any more of these for years, but when you're getting Hollywood money thrown at you how can you turn it down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow look at that dude's moose knuckle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >HE DOESN'T CLOSE HIS WORK TSHIRT BECUASE HE IS A REBEL AT FUCKING 80 YEARS OLD WOW

      god,..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dante looking like he's about to order a hit on some kid that stole $5 worth of Snickers and Mike N Ikes

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >movie ends with Randall finishing his screenplay
    >the title? "Clerks"

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being in your 30s and not working a regular office job like an adult

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine being in your 30s and not working a regular office job like an adult
      Yeah, imagine sitting on your ass all day wrecking your back, starting at a screen, getting carpal tunnel from the mouse/keyboard and having to deal with the threat of having your job outsourced.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tried it and it was total hell for me. Now I work a physical outdoors job and love it.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to work as a clerk so the first movie really hits home. The porch money joke in the 2nd movie still kills me. I have zero hope for a modern day Kevin Smith movie though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why? The Jay und Silent Bob Reboot was genuinely good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not it wasn't, it was absolutely dog shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he's still #MadAtBob

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking Smith's daughter's shitty acting was good
        Literally the only good scene was the Affleck cameo. Otherwise, dogshit

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith lost all nerd cred with his woke He-Man, and lost all popular cred with being a woke bitch.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The movies were too accurate growing up in middle class suburbs in NJ. I love how in Clerks 2 Randall evolves into trolling handicapped people on internet.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when the host of hot ones had beef with Kevin Smith and lied about the circumstances around it lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, care to share the story?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Qrd? It means quick run down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What? Never heard of this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, care to share the story?

      Qrd? It means quick run down

      What? Never heard of this

      Pic related is a tweet from Smith and his vid:

      Sean Evans even put out a vid addressing everything lying about what happened.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what a petty soi boy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He said it was in good fun, and it's clearly just a skit like Kimmel bumping Matt Damon. Why choose this to sperg over?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          anyone still following Kevin Smith in current year is a knuckle dragger Anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Starting to see that.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fucking shit does Kevin not know how to do ANYTHING ELSE then this fucking drivel, I wish to god I never watched Mall Rats or anything back then if I knew it would lead to this fat skinny prick still making the same garbage and posting selfies of himself fuckin cryin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is no one watched Jersey Girl where he tried something different, some kind of evolution from Chasing Amy,, that movie was dragged and bombed just because everyone and their mothers was sick to death about Ben Affleck, the twist is that it is actually a pretty good movie but Kevin seeing the mess went the other way and now we live on a universe where fucking Clerks III is a thing
      Fucking pussy ass Kevin, too coward to stand against his own stupid retarded "fans"

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no blacks on sight
    Whoa. What a racist movie!

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don’t the guys that play Dante and Randall ever get any work? They really deserve more credit as the only actors who have been able to make Kevin’s dialogue sound in any way natural.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Randall doesn't want work, he wants to be left alone in his retirement community. Dante has gotten a lot of z list roles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why don’t the guys that play Dante and Randall ever get any work?
      Jeff Anderson was never really an actor, he was just a guy that Smith knew who he thought had the personality to play a sarcastic asshole. He never wanted to be a working actor and never tried to be either. He pretended to audition for a role when Smith was filming Clerks and that was why he was in the movie.

      The dude clearly hates the process of acting and filming, and I'm sure the fact that everyone seems to bother him to keep reprising this one character role he did for the rest of his life gets really boring.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's just a regular guy and he's sick to death of hearing people yell Randall quotes at him for 30 years
        this movie was supposed to happen 5 years ago but didn't because he walked

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know he dabbled in writing and was apparently pretty good at it. But I guess he also is fine just living off his residuals and not having to do shit again. I'm sure his doing Clerks 3 came with some kind of agreement that afterwards, he could finally disappear into obscurity and Kevin would never call him again.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I bet the heart attack plot was created to facilitate him having less time in front of the camera.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HEY LOIS REMEMBAH BASS TO MOUTH!? WEHWEHEHWEHWEHWEH.
    >OH PETAH YOU NEVAH GO BASS TO MOUTH, UNLESS, IT IS SOMEONE YOU LOVE
    IS THAT WHY YOU SUCKED QUAGMIRE'S DICK YOU STUPID WHORE!? WEHWEHEHWEHWEHWEH

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love Clerks 1 and even feel that Clerks 2 is unfairly hated by many but I absolutely will not watch this one. If not for how blatenly Hollywood ~~*producers*~~ are attempting to destroy every popular franchise I might've given it a chance but yeah, no fuck that. I hope it bombs worse than any film in history.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what will Randall talk about to Dante? Nu Star Wars sucking, insulting trans, ironically being a MAGAtard?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Randall will just be a sanitized version of himself. His character is very much the heart of the 90s and 00s. Kevin Smith of current year doesn't have the balls to write more edgy commentary of pop culture

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The way Kevin Smith is currently, I wouldn't really find it hard to wager that Dante is going to be some dude that everyone hates or ostracizes because of his "weird" antisocial opinions that he doesn't understand trannies or that he liked Trump, and then Randal is going to have to sarcastically and insultingly mock him until he "gets with the times" and admits that trannies are good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Nu Star Wars sucking, insulting trans, ironically being a MAGAtard
      So /misc/?

  41. 1 month ago
    Iceman

    I couldn't get past a 1/3rd of the new Jay and Silent Bob. Kevin Smith writes every single character with the same voice. It's obnoxious when the realization hits you that any given scene has like three characters bouncing around his opinion between them. Hopefully this one won't be as shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You did the right thing by not watching the rest, about halfway Kevin Smiths daughter is introduced and the rest of the film is about her and she's shitting up the screen constantly

      • 1 month ago
        Iceman

        Why would he think anyone would want to see that? Yoga Hosers sucked a dick at the box office. She's not marketable and she looks awful. Standing name to Lily-Rose Depp for an entire movie just underscored that fact but without a "pretty one" no one would've actually bothered to watch the film in the first place. If Kevin wanted to do her a solid he'd put her in those awful CW shows to get her face out there. Or go under the knife to get a new face.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kevin Smith has always done nepotism hires to get his friends or gf/wife into his movies, it's just a natural progression that he'd stick his daughter into everything he could

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't think of a single filmmaker who's had more goodwill from the 90's than this fucker

    two decades he's been putting out shit after shit and they still keep giving him chances

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this real? Because the Randall was adamant about not doing it as if he has something better to do.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not especially
    I remember watching Clerks and thinking I had no idea why this was some sort of cultural touchstone for some people, unless it was really that mindblowing to see a movie where people rambled about Star Wars and their whorish girlfriends at length

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >unless it was really that mindblowing to see a movie where people rambled about Star Wars and their whorish girlfriends at length
      it kinda was actually
      it used to be a big faux pas to talk about nerd shit at all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was
      It's still one of the few movies that actually reflects what genx was but I guess you've got to be there to fully comprehend it
      I do understand that watching Clerks on 2017 when you were 15 years old it's like me watching Gone With The Wind on 1997, a glimpse at another reality
      But Kevin Smith for the past 15 years is a hack tho

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there was a 2 ? wtf?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LOOK AT THEM BOUNCE FUCK FORGIVE ME WHITE RACE I MUST SIN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ya its better than 1 (contrarians will disagree), feels like the movie has actual progression to it, unlike 1 which felt mostly like a bunch of disconnected sketches

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Spare the gay brackets reddit moron

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    official Cryin' Kevin Sniffles Body of Work ranking
    >1 clit/brown/taint-area tweet
    >2 batman wears a mask so eyewear two tweet
    >3 pumpin gas while gnawing cheese picture
    >4 anything & everything produced for consumption in the last 25 years by anyone not named smith, kevin
    >5 including star wars, marvel, and dc
    >6 fuck, including netflix
    >7 including peecock and star trek
    >8 kevin smith movies, podcasts, and that wank of a program that followed the talk show that followed walking dead

    >tldr, kevin smith is a fat cancer in a skinny soi body

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still remember the time where it was only "The New Jersey Trilogy" and not this fucking mess of a filmography
    Weed fucked up his brain big time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      theres only one trilogy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The New Jersey Trilogy"
      Shut the fuck up revisionist cuck

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    theyre fucking clownshoes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FUCK THEM UP THEIR STUPID ASSES

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to break Kevin Smith's legs and watch him crawl in desperation as I start to brutally cleave his neck in like an Isis beheading

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop hating on me, ingrates.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"if you're not gonna buy those comics put them down, this is not a library"

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do not.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First is kino, second is burning dogshit

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK BERRR SERRRR KUHHHHH

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if he's making this because he's actually got something, or because he's actually got nothing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's Kevin Smith, take a wild guess.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jason Mewes probably ran out of money again.

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