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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    milkshape was never intended to be used in film for fricks sake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Okay I'll bite, what's that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a free 3d modelling program that someone made for editing character models for the first half-life game. It was for low poly stuff but you could do early skeletal animation (move the 'arm bone' instead of trying to select all the vertices that made up the arm) and if you animated with it you'd get the characteristic flattening/pinching of the elbow vertices as if the arm was a plastic tube.
        Neo in Matrix 2 once he gets his stupid pole, is rendered with this level of early 3d bendy crapness

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >milkshape
      Please, elaborate

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the crows?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Matrix
    Great movie. An almost perfect synthesis of original storytelling and worldvuilding coupled with tight action scenes and new technology
    >The Matrix Reloaded
    Okay...ish. Serviceable but not as fresh or awesome as the original. Too much time wasted on things that aren't awesome. Dumbass race scene that appeals to morons that aged like milk.
    >Matrix Revolutions (or whatever the frick it was called)
    Absolute dogshit. Did you like Zion and things that aren't cool man doing karate and guns? Well that's most of the movie.
    >New Matrix
    Didn't see it and it looks like dumb troony-shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      filtered, 3rd is obviously the best
      >epic love story
      >nerve wrecking ending
      >lore talked about to this day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >gay le contrarian stance
        Dilate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only matrix lore talked about to this day is from the first one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The 4th one is the best.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >surface rendered inhospitable to human life
        >humanity lives underground
        >hiding from AI run amok
        >everyone's tribal-themed minorities
        matrix 3 ends with the timeline merging with our own timeline and becoming our reality to-be. The superlative form of kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dumbass race scene
      have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And the Animatrix?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but genuinely one of the best pieces of side content ever made

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Animatrix
        I did love that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The second movie was good, but its value was contingent on the 3rd movie.. which was a letdown with a bunch of Zion shit and garbage.

      The first movie was extremely tight, and and every scene was important.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Matrix 1
      absolute kino
      >Matrix 2 and 3 both had decent/redeeming qualities, but overall sucked. should have been cut/reshot into 1 GOOD movie
      >Animatrix, Matrix Online and Path Of Neo should have been the ONLY extended universe releases. NO sequels

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Matrix Online
        absolute soul, it was way before its time in how you could enter literally every building (granted there was an array of pre-set interiors but still).

        That and dealing with loading in and rendering the environment initially with matrix code was really clever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      3>2 just because it tried to create something new. 2 was just a generic action flick that didn't know how to spend its time
      animatrix was superior to both and you dont even mention it

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MISSSSSSSSSSSSTER ANDERSON
    ftfy

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Matrix Revolutions is badly underrated. Everything about it has this beautiful fin-de-siècle quality, this sense that everything's coming to an end: a definitive, final end, which just makes the fourth one even more redundant and pointless.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the fourth one sort of misses the point, that the matrix is a bad thing. it is a direct result of troonys demanding conformity to a new system they rule over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The grit and desperation in Revolutions was a good departure from the first two where everything's stylish without breaking a sweat. It has a bunch of problems but so do the rest of the sequels

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Matrix 2 was just as good as the first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it is inferior but it remains a very good flick

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am genuinely still mad about this copout 20 years later
    They squeezed in an action scene whenever they had an excuse but the best premise for one in the whole sequel is right in front of them and they go "nope lol"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never thought about it but yeah, Agent vs Agent could've been dope

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can hear this scene. 10/10 movie, incredible style.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally nothing wrong with Reloaded or Revolutions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What was Morpheus's problem in this scene? Why did he have to aggressively grope that lady as she was trying to get on the elevator?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he was in a hurry

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >oh you're approaching me are you?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stone ocean ending.webm

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The best scene.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      I'm not sure. I got mine years ago from a mega link I think on a 35mm interest forum. That link is almost certainly gone now. The filename I have is "The.Matrix.1999.35mm.1080p.Cinema.DTS.v2.0.mkv" if you want to go digging around.

      this 35mm scan has the same problem as the 4K remasters, missing the green tint. the agents have green fricking suits because green is the color scheme of the matrix. smith is meant to have a black suit when he separates from the mainframe. color was so vital to the films and the remasters literally fricked it up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If they never put the green tint in until later you can't really say it's "missing".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >missing the green tint. the agents have green fricking suits because green is the color scheme of the matrix
        No. That was only added to the sequels then retconned on subsequent post sequel DVD releases. It's not present on the original film reels or the trailers. If the agents had tinted suits, all the other instances of black items would have fricked up tint due to blanket color correction when digitizing the theater reel scan. It's all consistent because the blacks were consistent. Not even the VHS release had the sickly green or teal tint that was later added, that had a tan cast.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not surprising since they retconned their own gender

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >That was only added to the sequels
          it's present in all 3 films you lying sack of shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Prove it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I watched it in the theater, there was no green tint.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed. There were no green suits.

                I watched it like 10 times in the theaters, too. It was my favorite movie by far, and still is today. Prior to the matrix, watching a movie more than once was very rare for me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it's present in all 3 films you lying sack of shit
            It is now. That's what I was trying to explain to you. All the movies have been regraded a half dozen times at this point. The original grade a theater goer in 1999 would have seen is very different to what ended up getting released in the trilogy box set in 2004. That's also how you know you're talking to someone who never saw the movie in theaters. Kind of like the millennials and zoomers who shit on moviegoers in the past for not "getting" bladerunner when it came out in 1982 not realizing that what they know as bladerunner post final cut is a far cry from the state it was in when it originally hit theaters.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >trilogy box set in 2004
              i don't have that ultimate matrix collection that came with the model sentinel, i have the dvd that predates reloaded and revolutions and green tint is present in it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The original DVD had a beige tint.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >missing the green tint. the agents have green fricking suits because green is the color scheme of the matrix
        No. That was only added to the sequels then retconned on subsequent post sequel DVD releases. It's not present on the original film reels or the trailers. If the agents had tinted suits, all the other instances of black items would have fricked up tint due to blanket color correction when digitizing the theater reel scan. It's all consistent because the blacks were consistent. Not even the VHS release had the sickly green or teal tint that was later added, that had a tan cast.

        >35mm scan is erroneously 'missing' the green tint
        obvious troll post do not reply

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          but what if hes just moronic and open to not being moronic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Webbums you can hear

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly enjoy reloaded just because it feels like it's mostly a payoff for the build up of Neo becoming "the one" in the first film. Plus the impending sense of doom with Smith, left enough tension in the plot that it was interesting to see a messiah embrace the role and then potentially still lose

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it feels like it's mostly a payoff for the build up of Neo becoming "the one" in the first film.
      I like the sequels but one thing I don't like is that they immediately nerf Neo with one line.
      >Hm, upgrades.
      Would have been too hard to write such a powerful character I guess.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's just too much of a jerkoff
    >you didn't get his big words
    I got his big words, the problem is he continued at length and actually had very little to say
    >he's an antagonist, you're supposed to hate him
    People hated Cypher and it was a treat watching him chew the scenery and get btfo, people don't even hate Smith at all, but this motherfricker was just "Nope, I don't even want you to be in the movie, frick you"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >almost got a cool gnostic parable trilogy but the studio freaked out after the reception of the second movie and literally told the wachowskis to make it into the most Hollywood cliche'd piece of trash they can

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What? The second and third film were filmed at the same time to save money.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they dodge?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the real question is how did he manage to never once hit morpheus

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >am I being detained?
    literally all neo had to do

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where can i get the 35mm scans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure. I got mine years ago from a mega link I think on a 35mm interest forum. That link is almost certainly gone now. The filename I have is "The.Matrix.1999.35mm.1080p.Cinema.DTS.v2.0.mkv" if you want to go digging around.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Always reminds me of the Crow for some reason.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Bully on the PS2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this shit was absolutely cutting-edge when it came out, zoomie. it melted my brain so hard that i didn't realize the plot sucked

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That shot in particular has been criticized since the movie came out, I'm fairly certain. If they made it again today though I don't think they'd get it much better. CGI still looks like that.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The whole trilogy is good, and "only the first one is good" is a meme because people were too moronic to understand what was going on.

    We got to see two directors, siblings, make a trilogy blockbuster with an original IP. Learn to appreciate a good thing.
    Even if we entertain that the last 2 films were bad, that's the risk of letting creators do their thing and try new things. Sometimes they miss the mark. Don't complain about homogenized schlop if you put that expectation on films.
    You get schlop because you want schlop. Chow down piggy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YWNBAW

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That’s true

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever get a new movie that says reality is not wat it seems? The matrix said we r inside a tube of goo run by machines, Inception said you are dreaming right now and people are trying to steal your secrets right now. What’s the next thing? The closest would be avatar but it’s just a mix of inception and matrix

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Were there ever any Matrixcons?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MINSTREL ANDRESON
    wut

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Second movie is a 8/10…

    …if you remove the rave scene. With the race scene it’s a 7.2/10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the rave scene feeling like it was 10 minutes. When I went back and rewatched it recently, I timed it, and it was only like a minute and a half.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like it, the finished product is rhythmic genius.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      love me some don and it has good parts to it but the final version of burly brawl is too kino to be topped

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can't tell if that score is shit or if there's no rescuing these shit scenes

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you just ASSUME his gender?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everyone out here talking about the matrix movies without talking about the upcoming matrix5 and how good it will be

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the green tint shills are here

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