>Movie is so good that kills the rest of the franchise!

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally cannot think of anything else for 3 months after I watched PoA

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Magic is WAAACKY xD
    Unless you grew up with these films and could appreciate the tonal shift it's unironically one of the worst ones.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Magic is WAAACKY xD
      did we watch the same film?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anglos got so embarrassed that a Hispanic made the best adaptation of their shitty franchise that they basically soft-cancelled Harry Potter afterwards with lower budget crap.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Typical chicano delusions brought on by inherent mental illness.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Israel winning, anglocuck?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          jews are white shitskin, but you wouldn't understand judeo christian values

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    overrated

    first two are better

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    did it? I still liked the 4th one better

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1,2, and 3 make the perfect trilogy. 4 feels like a tv movie by comparison and 6,7,8 are some of the most dull, sterile, boring, gray soup looking horsehit to ever be made

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 is forgettable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dull, sterile, boring, gray soup looking horsehit to ever be made
      i bet you hate andor too
      anyway, seethe and dilate zoomer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        andor and post 4 potter films are zoomer/zillenial kino though

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zillenial
          have a nice day

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being darker in tone doesnt make something better by default.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the first two movies and really enjoyed them, but I'm consuming the following parts already in book form. Is it worth it to watch the rest of the adaptations after the 3rd movie after reading it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      4's movie cut a frick ton of stuff from the books. You'll most likely be disappointed in the movies going forward after reading the books.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty tolerant and can appreciate a ripped adaptation if it's good on its own

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then 4 is still a fun wizard adventure, 5-8 are very standard edgy YA movies with all the teenage love triangle drama you could ever want

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 is the best movie, 5 is the best book (and worst movie)

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really care for Harry Potter but have seen all the movies. This is the only one that I liked unironically.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I notice that Azkaban seems to form the basis for a lot of Top Tier HP fics.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > It's going to be a bumpy ride
    They cut the grim but added this stupid MF

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you dont yell out kino for this entire scene im sorry but you are soulless

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino silly jamaican me crazy man heheh. classic.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it had the best Hermione too

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      KINOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, they completely bungled the execution of Goblet of Fire after this and instead of making it a two vhs film made it too short and cut out way too much kino stuff and it felt super low budget in comparison to the first three, the tournament stuff at the end was so small compared to how big it should have been. Coincidentally Prisoner of Azkeban was my favorite of the books as well as a kid

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peak fantasy. Mogs every single tranime and the dogshit star wars prequels. Balances whimsy and darkness masterfully. Peak media:
    SSS tier:
    >PoA
    S Tier:
    >First two potter films
    >Game of Thrones
    A tier:
    >GoF
    >KOTOR 2 (Vidya but idk)
    >Super natural
    >Death Note
    >Naruto up until the end of the Sasuke retrieval arc
    >Twilight
    B tier:
    >LoTR trilogy
    >Andor
    >Five Night's at Freddy's
    C tier:
    >SW OT
    >1997 Berserk
    >Fear and Hunger( also Vidya)
    >DBZ
    >Percy Jackson
    >Hunger Games
    >Owl House
    >Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss
    >Ghibli films
    >SW Prequels
    >Creepy pastas like SCP or Slender man
    F-Tier:
    >FMA
    >Vampire Hunter D
    >My Hero Academia
    >Wednesday
    >MCU
    >DCEU
    >Hobbit Trilogy
    >Hunger Games
    >Divergent
    >DUNC
    >Evangelion
    >LOGH
    >Monster and other "deep" tranime

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Bahubali Part 1&2 in SSSS tier

      You still have much to learn, young padewan

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this list sucks

      GoT ontop? and you put all of the good shit in F?
      This is some grade A bait or your most unfiltered dogshit opinion.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good bait

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know why everyone praises this one as the best all the time. The pacing is totally off where the climax lasts literally half the movie.

    Also one might wish it had killed the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchies etc. etc.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pacing is terrible. The first half feels like nothing happens, then when Ron gets dragged off things start happening way too fast for the rest of the movie. It's especially awkward when Harry is about to kill Sirius, then the next scene he wants to go live with the unwashed hobo.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick was the whole "Something wicked this way comes" branding for this thing? I remember when this movie came out hearing that line all the time, seeing it everywhere on all the advertising and products. And its just a little choir song they sing that has nothing to do with anything?

    Also this is not the best film, but its also not the best book. the climax moment is like finding out that Ron's mouse is actually some dude in an abandoned shack? Rowling tried too hard on this one and the movie can't save what was already broken

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >picrel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this completely mogs all the others. Pirate skellies is the perfect amount of tasteful fantasy, versus the squid man kraken moronation that came later

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