Movies that are better than the source material but still only mediocre to trash because said source material is absolute DOGSHIT.
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Movies that are better than the source material but still only mediocre to trash because said source material is absolute DOGSHIT.
>don’t look book
>keep reading it
>finish reading it
>complain about it on a Nepalese basket weaving image board
just put the book down anon got dayum
>>don’t look book
Good Morning Sirs!
>somebody finishes shitty book
>"what bro just put it down, stop reading if you don't enjoy it!"
>somebody stops reading after 50 pages
>"ummm you can't judge a book that you didn't even finish chuddie!"
Do you think this algorithm actually convinces anyone?
>there’s three pages left who knows it could have a killer ending
why would anyone do this to themselves?
>"ummm you can't judge a book that you didn't even finish chuddie!"
No one says that. You can see if a book is good or not after a few pages. If you read through a shit book then it's all on you.
>No one says that.
Plenty of people say this you disingenous homosexual.
It's not if you finish or dont finish it, it's whining about it to strangers who don't care that is the problem. You are adding nothing to the world by doing it, you are wasting your time, your life, your entire existence. Go do something worthwhile with your life instead.
Ready Player One.
Captain America: Civil War(most capeshit really).
Ready Player Two is even worse
I can't believe I wasted time reading it
Forest Gump
DO NOT read the sequel book
what happens on it
This is the first movie I remember where Hollywood decided to blatantly suck China's dick.
I don't know which was worse. This or Arrival.
Clockwork Orange
Should I read Project Hail Mary? I need some epic space story like INTERESTELLLAR
>Should I read Project Hail Mary?
Kek, no.
Why? Is it bad? Have you read it?
Read it fully yes. Terrible book.
I'm going to have to science the <censored> out of this <censored> thing
character: *utilizes basic college-level reasoning and problem solving skills*
audience: holy shit he's a fricking genius!
If he was so smart how did he let himself get stranded in the first place how do you like them apples get fricked
The book was better. More tense and no feminist garbage.
>More tense
Yeah, repeating the same scene a billion times is tense. What are you 12?
>no feminist garbage
What feminist "garbage" was in the film? Still it's better than reddit-garbage.
It stretches out him being on mars so you feel a greater sense of isolation. Scott is just a grumpy old man who compressed the beats because he didn’t give a frick
>It stretches out him being on mars so you feel a greater sense of isolation
I would feel greater sense of isolation if the character actually felt and was affected by that isolation. From the beginning to the end he acts, quips and solves every problem the same way. He's hardly a character in the book. There's exactly one moment where his shtick even feels inspired.
It’s even more of a story in the book. Takes effort to contact NASA, takes effort to get on the ship at the end even if it was clearly manufactured drama. So again, the book is better. It improves nothing. I never said it was Tolstoy.
>Takes effort to contact NASA, takes effort to get on the ship at the end even if it was clearly manufactured drama
It takes effort to do everything he does in the film. "More effort, More Shit to do but the character is clearly unaffected by it in any meaningful way" is not an improvement.
>Tosltoy
Don't be ridiculous. It's not even capeshit.
That gay is bullshitting. The book is 100% repititive because it was written as a series of blogposts(and then he used the audience to fix the inaccuracies in his stories as well use them for new ideas) and then compiled into a book.
was Matt Damon in the book too?
I don’t wanna read it if it doesn’t have Matt Damon in it
Didn't know Matt Damon was kidnapped by Hamas
ready Black person one - yes it's been mentioned before and i don't care. the movie is absolute bottom of the barrel garbage but the book is the single worst thing in written history. if i had a time machine and had to choose between traveling back in time to prevent the destruction of earth or traveling back in time to prevent this fricking travesty from ever being written, i'd travel back in time to strangle the writer in his crib with my bare hands and then i'd rape his corpse.
3 body problem
The 3 Sneedy problem
The Sneed body problem
Unironically the worst book I've ever attempted to read. It's basically as if an AI only trained on Reddit posts was tasked with writing the most reddit book possible, the ''humour'' in it is infuriatingly Reddit, ''I will call the units pirate-ninjas because, you know what?, I'm on heckin' Mars! LET'S SCIENCE THE SHIT OUTTA THIS XD''.
So, old Cinemaphile?
This movie and Interstellar are both good and you guys are gays for hating on them, unironically.