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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus and i just skipped randomly into and the video and this is where it landed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's over.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If only you knew how bad things really are

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it me or are his glasses getting thicker?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one wasn't too bad, seemed like James actually wrote it, felt genuine, and the skit was mercifully short.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >felt genuine
      im sick of this genuine pseudo video essay era of james. I rather have the Screenwave/Kieran tries to into old AVGN humor jokes back.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im sick of this genuine pseudo video essay era of james.
        Even in the "classic" era, his best videos were the ones that didn't force the humor and just were good overviews like Pong Consoles and Swordquest. Funny videos were good if James was pulling from his own remembered frustrations as a kid like with Dick Tracy. The Screenwave era was just him forcing shitty "anger" humor on games that weren't even that bad.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pong Consoles
          is only funny because james makes quips and commentary over how asinine 70s boomer tech is
          >Swordquest
          is only funny because james used to be a genuine good actor that could write a good scene for how someone in the 80s could play swordquest.

          The actual info dump has far been surpassed by people like Gaming Historian. nuAVGN video essay shit reeks of 2010s youtuber shit like ironically the Completionist. But lets face it, its less that and more James trying to capture the lightning in the bottle that was the Castlevania retrospective.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seemed like James actually wrote it
      Mike wrote it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The footage is literally from Mike's streams.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is Mike working with James again?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mike recorded the gameplay for the old avgn episodes 2006-2012 or so.
          Then he left to do live streaming on his own. Since then many AVGN episodes have lifted game footage from Mike’s streams. James isn’t much of a gamer. The scripts are written from Mikes gameplay and live streams and always have been.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Says in the description that the Nerd wrote this episode. Mike only provided some gameplay.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mike probably wrote it. Because all the gameplay is from Mike’s streams. How can James write a detailed review of a game if he hasn’t played it in 30 years? Maybe he just looks at Mikes footage or something but the gameplay is 100 percent from Mikes live streams

        I know you truthers are out to get James for everything while sucking Mike's wiener, but let's give James some credit here. He said in an old video that this is one of his favorite games, so it's not like he just watched Mike's stream and wrote a script based on that.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure James wrote the episode. And Mike probably wrote parts of it with him. The gameplay is all Mike's though which should not be a surprise. Mike has been recording the gameplay for AVGN sine the first season.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mike probably wrote it. Because all the gameplay is from Mike’s streams. How can James write a detailed review of a game if he hasn’t played it in 30 years? Maybe he just looks at Mikes footage or something but the gameplay is 100 percent from Mikes live streams

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was that Mike as Santa?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the policy on youtubers? Threads like these are never taken down but other youtube episodes are.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile hall monitor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either the mod/janny likes it or it gets nuked.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AVGN is a show and beloved movie franchise by famous director and rock star James Rolfe. Don't compare it to other youtubers. They are not the same.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he expects consistent moderation
      Enjoy your ban

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get excluding twitch and tiktok people because you can't watch them on your TV without contorting yourself. The YT shows are on an app in between Max and Peawiener on my Roku. Some of them have multiple editors, writers and camera guys.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FF6
    >Earthbound
    What next? Chrono Trigger? Somehow I doubt he played those games as a kid.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Somehow I doubt he played those games as a kid.

      He didn't play Earthbound as a kid, but he incorporated that into his video. He did play FFIII/VI as a kid (Mentioned in his Genesis vs Super Nintendo video) but didn't finish it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What next? Chrono Trigger?
      he mentions it several times in the video saying its just as good as FF6. One of the most soi /vr/ opinions you can have.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was Chrono Trigger that bad?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like all entry level media, its not bad, but has glaring flaws to an actual veteran.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are some flawless or close to flawless games according to a veteran like yourself?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              idk. I just repeat what autistic shit i read on /vr/.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. You're talking to Cinemaphile, not Cinemaphile.

          Always do the opposite of what Cinemaphile says and always think the opposite of what Cinemaphile thinks. Theyre unironically a collection of fedora wearing neckbeards rejected from Reddit for being so contrarian that they hated EVERYTHING that even one other person had so much as heard of, let alone enjoyed.

          FF6 and CT are both universally regarded as masterpieces for a reason.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >collection of fedora wearing neckbeards rejected from Reddit for being so contrarian that they hated EVERYTHING that even one other person had so much as heard of, let alone enjoyed
            Literally Cinemaphile

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >FF6
            >masterpiece
            Lmao even. It's shit.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Chrono Trigger is way better. In fact, FF6 is pretty much dogshit compared to that.

              >filtered by Zozo
              Couldn’t be me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yeah, I know people liked his Earthbound video, but he's the last guy who could willingly play jrpgs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk if this is an abhorrent opinion, but isnt it kind of ironic someone tries to be a spokesperson for JRPGs and yet has never played a single Pokemon game?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's an awful fricking take, JRPGs existed long before Pokemon, nothing about Pokemon is particularly groundbreaking from a mechanics perspective, it's just the Dragon Quest template with a shiny coat of paint.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      On a podcas he said when he was a kid he played ff6 and when he reached kefka tower he lost the save and went into tard rage in the forest

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO i don't want him to talk about this. It is too good for his zoomer eceleb gimmick ass

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLEH

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hilarious

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Metal as frick. Sorry nerds can’t handle a few power chords

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Le quirky israelite producer man.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont have the time for this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You all are manchildren for enabling and caring about this moron

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It must suck to get trapped in a persona you created years ago because you have no other way to put your kids through school.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plaigarist.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching a certified moron giving his opinions on things
    lmao, no thx

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Rex Viper. No watch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is Cinemaphiletants opinion on Rex Viper?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saw them on a side stage of Ozzfest in 02 They could shred and their econoline van was stuffed with barely legal pussy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was a weird era.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AVGN Christmas specials peaked with the 12 days of shitmas, it's so good I watch it yearly.

    THAT WAS 10 YEARS AGO

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate video games and “nostalgia” for them who still watches this shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. pol tard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's face it, you're just a chinless contrarian.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got FF3 on import and with it running on 50hz I never got to see the ending s the screen went black the music still played though.
    I got the PS1 version just to see how it ended,

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Final Fantasy 3
    I hate americans so fricking much

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It says 3 instead of 6

      That's the joke, aspie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i hate americans because uhhhh a Japanese businessman decision.
      is he not supposed to call it ff3 when the box hes holding in his hand says ff3?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Balls on the dick

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    grim

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIMMY
    BALD
    SODA BRAIN
    C UCK
    anything else ?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great feelgood episode to end the year on. Looking forward to seeing what he does for the 20th next year.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only one curse word
      >cringe pseudo analysis documentary style garbage
      >"This was actually a feelgood episode"

      Opinion discarded

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FF3
    absolute slog of a game to get through.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is James the next Chris Watts?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this shit shirt he's worn the past couple of years.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might be half a moron but was that a mike cameo as Santa?
    >playing a 30 year old game is a bucket list item for a 40 year old manchild

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hurf durf why is the bucket list item on a retro vidya game show related to a retro vidya i dun geddit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off bimmy
        you lost

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chrono Trigger is way better. In fact, FF6 is pretty much dogshit compared to that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terranigma mogs all SNES RPG's.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean he basically spends a minute in the video acknowledging chrono trigger was better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >snore trigger
      no

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, CT is better, but come on man, both are great.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is just sad and pathetic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s cute when his tardness shows

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no time to get up from the couch

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit slop thread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When truthers are contained in one thread it improves the board quality though. You'll notice there's a lot less pro-troony and BBC spam for example.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >improves the board quality

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Keeping manchildren fixated on the proverbial e-celeb gossip carrot improves actual film discussion.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            For you.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the soilent webm

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing to me AVGN was good for like ~3 years almost 20 years ago and people have spent the past 15 years talking about how much he sucks now and he used to be good (for a very short time 2 fricking decades ago). Fricking bizarre.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first burn out was when the quality noticeably started to decline, then the AVGN movie took out whatever soul was left in James. He should have moved on to making his films but he stuck with AVGN. I got to give it to content creators like PewDiePie, they've made so much money and have such a large fanbase that he can do whatever he wants now.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but he stuck with AVGN.
        He had a family to feed and AVGN was his only guaranteed source of income. Not saying you're wrong, he probably could have made something work with patreon, but he's also kind of moronic and needed someone else to do his thinking for him. He needed an agent.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this, an ad every two minutes?
    Amazing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that what the yellow markers are? I don't use an adblock and the most I ever get is an ad or two at the start and maybe one at the end, but most of the time I get none at all. All that yellow does seem crazy excessive, maybe it's a region based thing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't use an adblock

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, another Cinemassacre classic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know he wrote it

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF3/6 was the best FF of the 90s. Sorry, but 7 sucked and no one truly gave a frick about 'flower girl' dying

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. zoomer reinvisioning history
      Having beaten 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9, 7 was the only FF of the 90's that mattered.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 37 homosexual.

        I played FF2 and 3 on the original SNES, and 7 on the PS1

        7 sucked, and it was only for brainlets. The only good part of 7 was tifa R34

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 37 homosexual.

      I played FF2 and 3 on the original SNES, and 7 on the PS1

      7 sucked, and it was only for brainlets. The only good part of 7 was tifa R34

      >7 sucked and no one truly gave a frick
      >almost 30 years later FF7 remains the most sold title in the entire series despite gaming being 1/50th as popular then as it is now
      I will not reply further.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think that commercial success means it was good

        Ahh, Avengers, the highest form of Film right?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. zoomer reinvisioning history
        Having beaten 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9, 7 was the only FF of the 90's that mattered.

        Way to out yourself anon....

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry, I meant 'anons'

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sex with Yuffie

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't streaming services just banned VPNs yet?

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=NdWxYGqT0Xv1t3wr

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have them mixed in with my Jarbo and Liquid, they're fun songs. The salt is just a Brucie bonus.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best episode he's done in years

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    9 > 11 > 6 > 10 > 7 > 5 > i stop caring past this point

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      haven't played 9 or 11

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        9 is one of the best for sure. 11 is online. Can you even play that anymore?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        both classics. 9 ability equipment synthesis system makes it the most fun game in the series to get secret gear which every screen is littered with shit to find. its story is also beautiful and doesn't feel its length. combat is meh but every ff game has meh combat. best blue mage in the series. best overall ost.
        11 it depends where you play since it's a mmo and the nu game is much different than the older one but there's pservers that offer a decent enough experience of what it was like and the new retail game is a lot of fun once you get used too all of the shit that aged. story picks up and it has some of my favorite moments in the seriies tucked deep into its 3rd and 4th expac. also cat girls

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