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When will Morty impregnate Summer?
They were teasing us with the giant incest baby episode, but we want the real deal
this but unironically, have them stranded somewhere and become lovers and timeskips only for rick to come pick them up and say
>geez you horny brats it was only 3 days
they were teasing us from the very first episode
fridge body. are the sanchez's cryptoisraelites?
sanchez is a hispanic surname
Rick might be a cuban gusan, that's the only way i can explain his deep pockets to buy all sorts of tech bullshit
summer and beth are so hot
if it has yet to air, what's the link to a stream of the station that broadcasts this show
Youtubetv.com
>Youtubetv.com
what the frick is this? youtube has cable tv? not available in my country/my account was banned from this but wot?
I envy your ignorance.
Stream?
favorite rick quote?
>yeah, welcome to the club, pal
Get a job Jerry, it's been 10 years
You and the word "epoch" have a lot of catching up to do
hello my name is rick sanchez
Morty: aw jeez rick thats out of context here, you've said that before
Rick: im about to break bad, Mortimer, mom's gonna freak
puffy vegana
Worse. You're smart.
Rick and Morty has been shit the last two seasons, I have no hope for the rest of 6
it starts in about 3 1/2 hours
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.
The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.
As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. XD
And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower)
based
> replying to stale as frick pasta
Suduko immediately
>t. 100000 IQ Szechuan Sauce connoisseur
>Rick's nihilistic outlook
best part of this copypasta, people that genuinely believe this are too moronic to understand Rick
I think they have a previous full episode on YT.
I love Rick. His hair is the Statue of Liberty
FAN THEORY
what is Rick is actually an alternate dimension character of Lisa Simpson who grew up to develop the same substance abuse problems her father had?!?!?!
Homer was the perfect dad, that's the underlying irony of the show. Maybe try watching it.
PICKLE RICK
formerly licked
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Black person Black person Black folk
MORTY RICK Black person homosexual AHAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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CUM CUM FRICK Black person MORTY
for all of his edginess, Rick will never ever dare to say the nword
rick and morty is a show that merely implies its racism by never having a black rick in the show, the implication of course being that a black rick wouldn't be able to do portal travel but possibly that all the other ricks genocided the black ricks.
watch season 6 episode 1
They weren't actually female Morty's
read
all the rick and mortimers we know are connected. evil morty escaped to where there are female middle aged blue hair morty's
I distinctly remember seeing a black Rick somewhere in one of the citadel episodes, same with an Arab Rick
What if he starts rapping in the final episode?
he's also done that
>forgetting the shitty episode with the giant talking heads making them write and perform a song
it was a subtle metaphor for religion in case you ddn't notice, watch the episode again with that in mind
I couldn't care less, I watch the show for moronic wacky adventures, not for life lessons or political statements. Which is exactly why season 5 onward has been so fricking bad
ha, I take you merely lack the IQ to understand its humor and insightful commentary on important topics
some good moments but ya I agree. This season's been good so far
>good
it's been ok so far
Why are all the characters the same age across all universes?
As cringe as it is to say when the frick do we get female morties outside of rule34?
>Why are all the characters the same age across all universes?
the central finite curve
Aww geez
I remembered how much I enjoyed the first season, so I watched an episode of season six because it was free on youtube. Show went downhill fast, everyone points to pickle rick and I guess that's probably it
It's Season 3 in general. Season 3 had a really entertaining premiere but it throws out all of Rick's development from the end of Season 2, then Season 3 really starts to force this idea that Rick is this awful abuser and Rick and Morty have a very toxic relationship. Their relationship wasn't perfect but Rick wasn't a monster either.
vid related
They look simply EPIC here
We need more Christopher Lloyd cameos
where wer you when heard rick was pickle first time?
I was at home.
"no"
i cannot laugh again
you cant laugh again because you blew out your windpipe laughing so hard or because you know in your heart of hearts that you have experienced peak comedy?
this show turned me trans and I haven't looked back since.
How the hell did Rick and Morty turn you trans
it turned me nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor, right up the trans alley.
WHERE IS THE STREAM
2 more hours
stream is usual place
WHERE Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
www.moroniczoomer.suk.my.ck
no.u.n.i.g.
>there's still a few loose screws in his face
>now turn away as he pull a phrase out his usual place
link?
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=link+(gay+zelda+porn)
wow thanks for linking me hot lesbian porn
So https://ustvgo.tv/cartoon-network/ is dead? Where to stream it now?
If you watch this don’t even go back to r*ddit, throw yourself into the path of an oncoming train.
Is this season even any good?
It's only the third episode today. So far it's 50/50 good/bad
It's ok, but they will never top Rick's private toilet world episode. Not even kidding.
Can someone who isn't a homosexual give a stream link?
>Can someone who isn't a homosexual give a stream link?
>someone who isn't a homosexual
sorry, try another thread
nope.
100% homosexuals here.
>quads
damn, guess we all need to suck wieners now. i mean keep sucking them.
make it so
oh my god i am a pickle
aaaaaaaaaa
what an unfortunate season no one in this thread sharing a stream link
No mainstream website I can outright pay to see the new episode; I should just go on a killing spree
I cant understand these captcha4to keep solving them24
Wrong board
uh link? IM MISSING IMPORTANT PICKLE RELATED ACTION RIGHT NOW
ooowee
where can i see the new episode?
kiss movies doesnt have the latest one
Lesbian kino incoming
This is literally the worst episode ever, I'm shattering my Rick and Morty bong in protest
>digits
>doesnt link
checks out
>no digits
>doesnt link
frick off douchebag no spoilers
Mmmm reddit and memey....soon my diarrhea hole will be moist and shit nuggets will be freely falling...
Luckily my butthole grease will allow EASY passage into my anush0le?!
Rick, Morty, and Summer awkwardly sitting at the table listening to them was the most I've laughed at this show ever, other than that, Yuri is hot
9/10
Since none of you mouthbreathers have the half-decency to provide a working link, I'm leaving before I read spoilers.
In closing, i hope everyone here gets diabetes.
>get diabetes
amerifat confirmed
Why don't you get a free trial to whatever streaming service it's on?
>just give your personal information and credit card details to silicon valley goyim
no
So did Rick make them fall in love with that space wine? Was it an accident?
I have a feeling he accidently left it out, and the other alcoholics who would drink it without thinking twice found it before he put it away.
I can't believe Rick gave birth to a poop baby
this is jumping the shark way before the simpsons and south park
So the first and last episode of the season doing semi interesting lore while the rest of the episodes are absolutely unfunny dog water seems to be the trend now?
yep since the beginning. basically diversity hires write the mid season while the actual show runners take over the most important episodes financially.
as a /misc/tard just visiting tv im surprised to have to explain this to you. it's all shows, not just richard and mortimer
Someone got a torrent or link to a streaming site where the new episode has been uploaded yet?
crocovid.com
Usually pops up 10minutes after episode finishes, depending on how fast their jannys work.
its UP (its been up for the last 30 minutes)
God bless anon