I try not to watch any media made after roughly 2012 if I can help it anymore. A few stragglers make it through the cracks, but very few. There's just no point.
this is a way great to explain it. Ameriburguer writters can't enjoy anything without hiding behind a million layers of irony, in their heads it makes them more complex and deep but it only shows how inmature and insecure they are.
When the MeToo movement started and Bowser was deemed problematic, so people either made him gay or an incel.
This isn’t 2016 anymore, people like Bowser’s feelings for Peach as long as he’s being sweet and silly about it. Outright being threatening, or saying she wants her to bear kids when she doesn’t want it WOULD be read as rapey though. Also, there’s a strong association with Bowser being brash and funny with a big personality in the US because of things like the Mario RPGs. Of the many complaints about Sticker Star, the fact that Bowser doesn’t talk is one of them. Specifically because his humor in the RPGs is popular.
>sonic movie is remembered because of jim's impecable acting and for listening to the fans >mario's movie is remembered as girl boss peach, and how half the internet damage controlled for a year defending this shitty movie "for being for kids"
It’s not like spunky peach hasn’t been done successfully, the Mario movie just isn’t an example of that.
What is Peach's actual personality? Judging from the Mario games and super smash bros games I've played she's a Ran type who acts feminine and girly most of the time and spaces out in to angry passive aggression when someone makes her mad.
They shoulda just doubled down and made her into that insane ninja assassin Peach from the comic.
She acted like any random hole you'd bumped into.
God this movie was awful.
That wedding dress made me cum in the theater
>Peach pits
gross
I try not to watch any media made after roughly 2012 if I can help it anymore. A few stragglers make it through the cracks, but very few. There's just no point.
same, I make the cut a little earlier, 2010
She's the tutorial NPC. Her job was to make sure Mario doesn't lose before the game even began.
She was actually incredibly bland and inoffensive in her girlbossery. Wonder what the Japanese script was like
>Japanese localizers are as bad as English localizers
Global unity.
>Bowser wants to marry peach because he needs a wife to bear children for him
based Japan
>japan treating bowser as a more serious villain than the US
when the frick did the pendulum sway the other way
When the MeToo movement started and Bowser was deemed problematic, so people either made him gay or an incel.
Japan is the one making the serious Godzilla movies while the Americans are making the silly ones
this is a way great to explain it. Ameriburguer writters can't enjoy anything without hiding behind a million layers of irony, in their heads it makes them more complex and deep but it only shows how inmature and insecure they are.
This isn’t 2016 anymore, people like Bowser’s feelings for Peach as long as he’s being sweet and silly about it. Outright being threatening, or saying she wants her to bear kids when she doesn’t want it WOULD be read as rapey though. Also, there’s a strong association with Bowser being brash and funny with a big personality in the US because of things like the Mario RPGs. Of the many complaints about Sticker Star, the fact that Bowser doesn’t talk is one of them. Specifically because his humor in the RPGs is popular.
From what I've heard the lips absolutely love the Mario movie because of the many references it makes to the games
*nips
The LatAm Spanish version has a better script than both
I think that the biggest problem was she wasn't Peach. She was like some kind of amalgam of modern women characters
It’s not like spunky peach hasn’t been done successfully, the Mario movie just isn’t an example of that.
She had the worst vocal performance.
>sonic movie is remembered because of jim's impecable acting and for listening to the fans
>mario's movie is remembered as girl boss peach, and how half the internet damage controlled for a year defending this shitty movie "for being for kids"
>sonictards are STILL coping and trying to Correct the Record
lol
you are right anon, clearly you are not the one seething.
Want to compare box office?
absolutelly anon, the world needs proof that you are not seething.
This sounds crazy but Peach is like the Virgin Mary of Vidya.
The movie just made her a basic b***h.
Your right. She's supposed to be a peach
What is Peach's actual personality? Judging from the Mario games and super smash bros games I've played she's a Ran type who acts feminine and girly most of the time and spaces out in to angry passive aggression when someone makes her mad.
Her canon character personality is basically this, right
Nah, Ran is a crisp, sweet looking apples that's rotten on the inside. Peach is sweet through and through. Movie peach rotten inside and outside.
They managed to do every other character perfectly.
But why does peach painfully stand out?
Because girlboss that's why. I can only pray they don't do the same with Princess Zelda.
Is her smash bros personality the same as her canon personality?
I had no strong opinion on Peach or this movie. I feel like any hype that carries this movie is purely based on the fact it's Mario.
She has cute small boobs.
She has main girl syndrome, so she doesn't have any good jokes and can do kung fu backflips and shit.
Could've been worse, They could've got Meghan Trainor to voice her, and have Dear Future Husband play over the obstacle curse scene
It could have been better to.
Yes but you wouldn't know if with all the gays tripping over themselves to suck her dick.
licking thighs
You act like there was any kind of character to ruin.
>Anya Taylor-Joy
In the garbage
Shut up rightoid.
Should've made her totally manic to balance you Mario being the straight man.