No Country for Old Men

You see him. He offers you money to help him. What is your next course of action, Cinemaphile?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help him obviously.
    Why wouldn't I?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would beat him to death and take all the money. Probably strangle him to make it look more natural.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not gay but I would buttfrick him until the sun went down first just to make it less suspicious.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If he's offering me money sure

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rest in piss rip

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flip a coin and tell him to call it

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do anything. I'd listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would nuke him from orbit. Only way to be sure.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't see him. He was already gone.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make him a b***h like Marcellus Wallace. This time, no Butch will save him.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would intuit that he was a bad person from the fact that he was offering me money, and I would leave him to die.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're called Eskimos, anon

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suck him

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my friends finish him off with our steel capped docs >:)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Epic

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d probably just run

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's up to God to judge people, not me. I help him.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help him, take the cash and spend it all on lotto tickets/scratch offs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU SAID IF I ATE THE WORM I COULD GET ON THE BUS MAN!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao for me it's when he tried to seduce a mentally moronic woman

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back then, when we lived in a high trust society? I'd help him and only take the money if he insisted.

    Today? I'd take the money and then hop on my bike and ride as fast as I could in the opposite direction.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get a fire extinguisher and bash him in real quick. He was at the site of a car accident so the coroner will chalk the blunt force trauma to the crash. Why take his money in exchange for a shirt when I could just kill him and loot his wallet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's your perfect crime? That is the dumbest shit. Where do you even get a fire extinguisher? I guess you could get it from the emergency vehicles, smash him really quick, had it to a fire fighter and point at him like Daffy Duck to properly accuse him. I take it back your crime is perfect and not fricking moronic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't have an extinguisher in his vehicle
        Enjoy your fiery but mostly peaceful demise

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the specific doesn't matter. I could get a rock and achieve the same effect.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Epic

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anton Chigurh walks up to me quitely with an offer of money to help him
    >I take a deep breath
    >he is visibly confused
    >I start to go red, then blue, from want of air
    >this behaviour is triggering his psychopath autism and doesn't know what to do
    >probably thinking of just killing me, but my face looks as if it's about to explode
    >...
    >scream "YUUUUKKS BURRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the top of my lungs, with such force it blasts him back into a nearby wall and knocks him out cold
    >mfw

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