A C note for my shirt is a pretty good deal just as long as it isn't my handmaid "got bonestorm?" shirt that a girl made for me in high school. That one's priceless.
get a fire extinguisher and bash him in real quick. He was at the site of a car accident so the coroner will chalk the blunt force trauma to the crash. Why take his money in exchange for a shirt when I could just kill him and loot his wallet?
That's your perfect crime? That is the dumbest shit. Where do you even get a fire extinguisher? I guess you could get it from the emergency vehicles, smash him really quick, had it to a fire fighter and point at him like Daffy Duck to properly accuse him. I take it back your crime is perfect and not fricking moronic.
>Anton Chigurh walks up to me quitely with an offer of money to help him >I take a deep breath >he is visibly confused >I start to go red, then blue, from want of air >this behaviour is triggering his psychopath autism and doesn't know what to do >probably thinking of just killing me, but my face looks as if it's about to explode >... >scream "YUUUUKKS BURRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the top of my lungs, with such force it blasts him back into a nearby wall and knocks him out cold >mfw
Help him obviously.
Why wouldn't I?
I would beat him to death and take all the money. Probably strangle him to make it look more natural.
Not gay but I would buttfrick him until the sun went down first just to make it less suspicious.
If he's offering me money sure
Rest in piss rip
Flip a coin and tell him to call it
I wouldn't do anything. I'd listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.
I would nuke him from orbit. Only way to be sure.
I didn't see him. He was already gone.
Make him a b***h like Marcellus Wallace. This time, no Butch will save him.
I would intuit that he was a bad person from the fact that he was offering me money, and I would leave him to die.
they're called Eskimos, anon
suck him
A C note for my shirt is a pretty good deal just as long as it isn't my handmaid "got bonestorm?" shirt that a girl made for me in high school. That one's priceless.
Me and my friends finish him off with our steel capped docs >:)
Epic
I’d probably just run
It's up to God to judge people, not me. I help him.
Help him, take the cash and spend it all on lotto tickets/scratch offs.
YOU SAID IF I ATE THE WORM I COULD GET ON THE BUS MAN!
Lmao for me it's when he tried to seduce a mentally moronic woman
Back then, when we lived in a high trust society? I'd help him and only take the money if he insisted.
Today? I'd take the money and then hop on my bike and ride as fast as I could in the opposite direction.
get a fire extinguisher and bash him in real quick. He was at the site of a car accident so the coroner will chalk the blunt force trauma to the crash. Why take his money in exchange for a shirt when I could just kill him and loot his wallet?
That's your perfect crime? That is the dumbest shit. Where do you even get a fire extinguisher? I guess you could get it from the emergency vehicles, smash him really quick, had it to a fire fighter and point at him like Daffy Duck to properly accuse him. I take it back your crime is perfect and not fricking moronic.
>doesn't have an extinguisher in his vehicle
Enjoy your fiery but mostly peaceful demise
the specific doesn't matter. I could get a rock and achieve the same effect.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Epic
>Anton Chigurh walks up to me quitely with an offer of money to help him
>I take a deep breath
>he is visibly confused
>I start to go red, then blue, from want of air
>this behaviour is triggering his psychopath autism and doesn't know what to do
>probably thinking of just killing me, but my face looks as if it's about to explode
>...
>scream "YUUUUKKS BURRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the top of my lungs, with such force it blasts him back into a nearby wall and knocks him out cold
>mfw