no you are supposed to think they are friendly and nice so you'll invite them in so they can take your stuff
if you do anything they call the actual police (lol)
at least thats what i think.. i've only watched the show. i'd mag dump any of those homosexuals tbh
7 guys are 7 guys you won't be able to fight them off.
Even if you pepper spray them since no guns allowed they will still tackle you down
Life isn't a kung fu movie where one or maybe two guys attack at a time
There was never a 'detector', all they did was check out what addresses didn't have a loicense and then go harass them. They just pretended they had all this high tech magical shit to scare people.
Sort of. Most people had the tv in their front room, so the 'detector' was the guys in the van looking at a monitor in the van and then comparing the flashes of light on the home's curtains when scenes turned from dark to light. If they matched up several times, they'd claim that as proof "from the dectector".
I don't get why people always go on about the UK. TV licenses are not unique to the UK and in many European countries you HAVE to pay as they automatically take it as a tax.
>why people always go on about the UK
because the UK takes it to ridicules levels with their past history of ads saying they have TV tracking trucks. While sending around basically fake TV cops with no real power. Yet the citizens over there are so cuck'ed they just take it.
If it was just another random tax with out all the damn fake enforcement theater to it nobody would talk shit. As in how no one cares about other countries who have a TV tax. So step up and force this BS to stop? Nah.... Yet to be fair some states in the USA still have very out dated ruled about buying alcohol and when/where. Yet same issue, population just take it vs forcing a change.
You can in fact go to jail for not paying the tv license, as ridiculous as that sounds. Their bullshit about being about to detect your lack of a license was horseshit though yeah.
Why would they? The boomers pay for it cos they watch it and the young don't pay at all cos they don't.
And at that, its really only old Top Gear and 3 of the Sherlock episodes that are of any quality whatsoever. Dr. Who doesnt count, it isnt good, its appeal is its awfulness.
Top Gear, Sherlock, Peaky Blinders (For whatever fricking reason), Downton, Bake Off, the million smaller niche shows (Fleabag was well received in the US apparently) and a billion other types of spin-offs and reformats (Dancing with the stars for example)
Even in it's death throes it's still semi-capable.
Oi lads. Well well well. What's goin on ere eh? You cheeky chavs tryna watch the telly wifout a loisence? I oughta give you a jolly good rogerin right now, mates. Me todger is lookin for a good bum and it's chuffed to see you. So drop then trousers and bend over for me ya c**ts.
>the new zoomer impression of an english accent is to do a posh voice then say bruv and innit
Is that not how they talk? I used to listen to British podcasts and every other word they said was yank or m8 or innit
oi aye guv, you wanna me tuh knock u up l8tr? Pick u up in me lorry? Get sum bangers n mash? Can u feckin believe the cornswaggle those birds were spittin out their gobs? mad innit?
oi aye guv, you wanna me tuh knock u up l8tr? Pick u up in me lorry? Get sum bangers n mash? Can u feckin believe the cornswaggle those birds were spittin out their gobs? mad innit?
>Import browns >Stealing goes up
oi m8 this chap finkin' 'e's funny innit
Owe blooooody ell. HOIDE THA SPEWNS!
shut up c**t, innit?
Meanwhile in Amerikkka >YEEE-HAW! I Only got shot THREE times today! and each shooter was a different race! Diversity is truly our strength! Oh nice, the 10th commercial in 4 minutes! ERP! Having a heart attack at 38! my second one! better walk drive myself to the hospital because a Ambulance will bankrupt me! the LAAAAND of the FREEEE-
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you what mate?
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u avin a giggle m8?
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Actually looks like they got rid of the requirement a few years ago. It used to be part of the Wireless Telegraphy Act (1967) to collect your address when you bought a tv, and up to recently was still enforced.
i think south british countryside is the most beautiful on earth and i have a thing for bong women for some reason but I could never live under totalitarian 1984 feminocracy
feels bad man
They're real, but it's just overcompensation. It's like the kid in school who needed to loudly let everyone know how much he hated homos, then once he leaves he comes out of the closet and gets a boyfriend.
If the license people come to your house you can just tell them get off your land and go frick themselves, in those exact terms, with zero consequences. That's if they even show up, I don't know anyone my age with a license and I've actually heard of one of the morons actually doing anything.
Same with the police or the taxman, they want to create the impression that they've got sauron's ever watching your eye on you 24/7 when in reality most crimes are unsolved, and most tradies are evading tax by getting paid in cash and not declaring it (pretty based if you ask me).
>we know when you buy a new TV so pay us
Why the frick doesn’t your government just tax the point of sale? This sounds more like a State sanctioned shakedown.
not that anon, but it's more then just our government, the people are just as moronic, they are the ones who have been paying this for decades now with no question, boomers paid it, millennials still paid it with a the start of people telling them to frick off, now zoomers are at the age of getting their own places and thinking why the frick do they have to pay for something they've never used in their lives, hope the entire thing implodes soon but I already know this moronic government will just bail them out somehow.
Hot damn your people just love giving out monopolies to state companies and then pretending it’s somehow separate but then protecting it with state power. You had the East India company and now the BBC.
Haven't the last several El Presidente's or whatever is in charge of the UK promised to abolish the whole TV Loicense scheme and be done with it? How about it?
Nah. I bet all they actually know is how many TVs get sold in the country. You certainly don’t have to give your address to the electronics shop or any weird shit like that.
It's an advert on an ATM. That one happens to be a publicly funded one by HMRC (the UK equivalent of the IRS), the next one will probably be for 5 Guys, or fricking tampons. What don't you believe, that the equivalent of the Federal tax authority uses advertising to keep people thinking about paying legally due tax and warning them not to evade it? Because they sure as shit did last time I was in the states.
what most westerners dont realize is that the UK tried globalism first...starting in the 1800s, and them being a fallen dystopian empire is a direct result of it. When you look at the british, do not laugh... for it is the fate that you make for yourselves. The chinese see the americans doing the same globalism speedrun and never stop laughing about it.
If this was any other country people would have had the US invade it by now
They are so hard at being intimidating that shit like this just goes by as tasteless
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Imagine non-ironically and willingly staying and living in Britannistan in the year of our Lord 2023 lmao
When all the hot ones leave to the US for acting/modeling careers the only reason I'd ever think to go there is to visit the castles and bomb parliament
"Yeah b***h tell me you want this conversation. I bet you are really talkative where you are from"
I'll never forget when muzzies wouldn't stop ramming their cars into pedestrians and walkways on purpose in Londonistan so the paki mayor made his famous 'part and parcel of living in a city' statement and his solution was to put up cement bollards everywhere to make it less possible to drive into crowds of people. Not impossible, just more inconvenient.
>have to pay 20€ cucktax every month in Germany so that corrupt politicians can distribute 99% of it to their family >remaining 1% is used to fund queer interracial porn
it's so over
Is that what this is? Why the frick would I know what the LA Metro logo looks like? More importantly, why would YOU know what the LA Metro logo looks like if you are a foreigner and you don't even live on the same continent? Nobody in real America claims Cali or New York or any major city btw
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California and specifically LA, are not America.
>all this cope
Stop jerking off on public transport, Miguel.
Is that what this is? Why the frick would I know what the LA Metro logo looks like? More importantly, why would YOU know what the LA Metro logo looks like if you are a foreigner and you don't even live on the same continent? Nobody in real America claims Cali or New York or any major city btw
You WILL Pay The Tv License
You WILL Be Harassed Forever If You Don't And Aren't Even Stealing It Because You Pay For Streaming Services Instead
You WILL Be Happy
Conservative party conserves nothing
Labour hates working class people
Liberal party supports strengthening the police state
National parties are all pro-EU and pro immigration
Meme parties don't matter
None of it fricking matters
Because we have an aging population and both the government and businesses just use the band aid solution of importing immigrants to fill the labour gap so boomers can keep ther pension and are NHS can keep running despite it getting more and more bloated as the population rises faster than our infastructure can cope.
Fun fact: In most countries, especially America if you are paying tax the "tv license fee" used to fund public broadcasting is automatically included.
England's system is unironically superior.
It's also the complete opposite in regards to Healthcare, just throw the cost into the tax system and morons will believe they are getting it for free.
>they pay people to sit outside your house watching you with binoculars to see if you are watching TV, and then come to your door asking you to pay a fine
I wish I could do that in Germany.
We also have "tv" licensing fees but you have to pay them if you own any tv, any radio (covers public radio broadcasts too), and any internet capable computer (since the public channels have a website).
It's such a fricking scam.
Britain deserves to be dislodged into the ocean. Hatred for Anglos is really just because of how pathetically terrible they’ve let their country become
That one's fake. Why would anyone buy these from some guy in the park? We aren't talking about heroin or prescription meds here.
Why would a cop even search these people?
M8 I stack shelves for Home Bargains for a living, it’s a daily occurrence in my shop. Thieves will Nick as much as they can take, no matter what it is. 5 days ago I had to get a ton of big Cadbury’s dairy milk blocks off two smackheads. Literally had giant piles balanced in both their arms.
Cops don’t do shit for anything less than £200. Thieves run a business where they take orders like an actual shopping list, then go and steal the items and sell them to the person who made the order for much cheaper. It’s a hustle.
this looks like a meme but either way, I remember getting excluded from school for selling cola and chocolate bars out my locker for a tiny profit seeing as I walked past a supermarket every morning on the way there
Those Youtube videos of based Englishmen trolling and harassing TV license thugs are funny to watch. They have zero power and can't do a fricking thing about it.
In Norway they just removed the TV fee entirely and added it directly into the tax system so everyone has to pay, even if you do not own a TV you still pay.. Probably will do the same in UK soon.
They plan on doing this afaik. They are keeping people calm about it by announcing they're getting rid of the TV license in a few years, but they're just going to tax everyone instead
>no you can't get some fresh mountain air, you have to be a good cuck and year some shitty cotton mask that doubles as a bacteria incubator
Thank got I live in the Balkans and nobody gave a shit about the gay chink flu
In britain, paki rape gangs and child brothels are fine, but the police shows up at your home if you use the wrong colour bag for organic rubbish or you are an electrician walking 2 blocks with a screwdriver
Oh damn that sucks. I was going to respond with something witty but I don't want to rub salt in the wound. Sorry you were born in an Orwellian dystopia
>whatever shithole you're from I'm sure you're making the best of it
Oh I'm from America actually. I'm gonna go buy another gun soon, probably my first AR-15 and then I'll start looking for a good shotgun as well, I'm pretty excited. Very glad I was born in the greatest country on Earth and that I get to say or own whatever I want whenever I want. I couldn't imagine living in a country where you could literally be arrested for calling a man a man instead of pretending like he is a woman despite having a wiener, or not being able to say Black person for fear of being arrested. I'm very lucky
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>Oh I'm from America actually
Sorry about that buddy 🙁
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Don't be, there is a reason everybody in the world tries their hardest to move here and then never leave. Nobody wants to be anywhere else
Bit of a sad story but, Stopped paying TV loicence after my mother passed away, she use to watch bbc / online stuff all the time, After that it was just my father and he doesn't watch TV at all, so just straight up cancelled it and never responded once to the many letters sent out, it's such a joke the letters are named "The legal occupier" for my dad, They have zero power to do anything.
Swiss TV license is way more expensive and they make 0 good tv shows or movies. Swiss morons had a vote to reject it and didn't want that a while ago. Bunch of morons. It became even worse. Every streamer is now forced to show a certain amount of Swiss tv shows on the Swiss version of Netflix, prime etc.
And at that, its really only old Top Gear and 3 of the Sherlock episodes that are of any quality whatsoever. Dr. Who doesnt count, it isnt good, its appeal is its awfulness.
despite how loud the screeching is lately, the majority of Americans do not want the government more involved in their lives. Particularly, in the area of media there would be A LOT of push back against any attempt at some sortof mandatory state run media.
imaging paying for streaming or cable or a license when you can just get an iptv sub from a country that doesnt give a frick about western laws. then just install one of a dozen different apps on your fire stick to watch movies or anything else not on live tv.
Here in Germany we are much more advanced.
We are forced to pay the TV license - it is officially called "broadcasting fee" here - even if we don't own any devices at all.
It doesn't matter! Pay up or go to jail! No joke, a man went to jail for 6 months for not paying.
Because "we" have been like this for literal centuries. Having a bit of a moan but ultimately not actually doing anything about it is quintisentially British.
What is it about commonwealth countries that makes them even more batshit eusocial than average?
I think it might be a convergence of having modernized under monarchy, where special privileges never really died, unlike in most other states in which modernization was accompanied by bourgeois revolution. I'm not usually any great fan of democracy but maybe the ideological baggage it carries is some proof against insect thinking.
calvinism was highly influential in the uk, especially among the socialist/puritan groups. you may have heard of the puritan christian college of harvard.
Streaming license when?
Who the frick even watches the BBC anymore? What exactly do they have that's worth watching? Even their sport coverage is fricking wank now.
They already try that shit. Oh, watched something on iPlayer did you? LOOIIIICCCCEEEEENCEEE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Yeah I figured they just changed it to an internet fee. Which should be taxed through the provider anyways.
Did you know that the krauts need to pay for licenses to become streamers
>*bang bang bang bang bang*
>Sir, would you please open the door? We have a High Court writ.
Are these pansy ass homies supposed to be intimidating?
You wouldn’t be saying this if they knocked at your door, those that do regret it after lad
I would just start running around in circles and Yakety Sax would start playing.
no you are supposed to think they are friendly and nice so you'll invite them in so they can take your stuff
if you do anything they call the actual police (lol)
at least thats what i think.. i've only watched the show. i'd mag dump any of those homosexuals tbh
7 guys are 7 guys you won't be able to fight them off.
Even if you pepper spray them since no guns allowed they will still tackle you down
Life isn't a kung fu movie where one or maybe two guys attack at a time
Lmao someone post that one nog holding 10 of these morons off
I'm so british I shit the queen
There's some real hotties in those police auditer videos. Makes for some good telly.
Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were scrolling just now?
Cute for a bootlicker.
you can be 200% sure female cops have fricked the entire department
10/10 in Bongistan
What happens if you just don't open the door?
Owe blooooody ell. HOIDE THA SPEWNS!
Lmfao @UK
They used to have a tv detector van that drove around and gave put fines. Shit sound greedy and dumb
*out
There was never a 'detector', all they did was check out what addresses didn't have a loicense and then go harass them. They just pretended they had all this high tech magical shit to scare people.
>the uk literally has v for vendetta tier govt propaganda
King charles was right
Sort of. Most people had the tv in their front room, so the 'detector' was the guys in the van looking at a monitor in the van and then comparing the flashes of light on the home's curtains when scenes turned from dark to light. If they matched up several times, they'd claim that as proof "from the dectector".
You know that wasn't real right? They said that to scare old people and morons into paying
>do you have a license to not have a license?
The BBC should be privatised.
I don't get why people always go on about the UK. TV licenses are not unique to the UK and in many European countries you HAVE to pay as they automatically take it as a tax.
Conspicuous evil
>why people always go on about the UK
because the UK takes it to ridicules levels with their past history of ads saying they have TV tracking trucks. While sending around basically fake TV cops with no real power. Yet the citizens over there are so cuck'ed they just take it.
If it was just another random tax with out all the damn fake enforcement theater to it nobody would talk shit. As in how no one cares about other countries who have a TV tax. So step up and force this BS to stop? Nah.... Yet to be fair some states in the USA still have very out dated ruled about buying alcohol and when/where. Yet same issue, population just take it vs forcing a change.
You can in fact go to jail for not paying the tv license, as ridiculous as that sounds. Their bullshit about being about to detect your lack of a license was horseshit though yeah.
has anyone ever been based enough to actually go to jail instead of paying the bbc?
Why would they? The boomers pay for it cos they watch it and the young don't pay at all cos they don't.
Top Gear, Sherlock, Peaky Blinders (For whatever fricking reason), Downton, Bake Off, the million smaller niche shows (Fleabag was well received in the US apparently) and a billion other types of spin-offs and reformats (Dancing with the stars for example)
Even in it's death throes it's still semi-capable.
>Peaky Blinders
Was that the show that had an Anon take the black pill?
>in many European countries you HAVE to pay as they automatically take it as a tax
Not in Spain
Most this board's population is seething Pajeets with ancestral butthurt.
Oi lads. Well well well. What's goin on ere eh? You cheeky chavs tryna watch the telly wifout a loisence? I oughta give you a jolly good rogerin right now, mates. Me todger is lookin for a good bum and it's chuffed to see you. So drop then trousers and bend over for me ya c**ts.
Why is this so accurate? What a disgusting accent
U Betta shut it M8 or il slam me willy right up yer shitty bum bum yew will be coffin up me cum innit
stop adding "innit" to the end of the sentece just because you think it sounds british
it means "isn't it". makes 0 sense. at least try to do it right
Mad, innit?
lad soundin kinda mad innit
You got a cryin' license fer dem tears, mate?
>stop adding "innit" to the end of the sentece just because you think it sounds british
it means "isn't it"
What you just said is kinda gay, isn't it? Captcha agrees
i was GAY4H briefly in my early 20s
then the UK put a loicence on being gay and you turned hetero again innit?
oi you being a cheeky wanker innit
seems like a dumb thing to nitpick, innit?
never mind the bollocks, just havin' a giggle m8
Bloimy guv, me an tha lads say "innit" all tha toime. Jus seems loik tha propa thang ta do, innit?
Bloke ere iza sketchee chesta innit
Yeah, it does make zero sense. Doesn't stop actual Brits from using it like that.
perchance innit
innit right
mad fr fr innit
Weird innit?
Innit innit
perchance.
Bit noncy that innit
the new zoomer impression of an english accent is to do a posh voice then say bruv and innit. they are even more moronic somehow
is right men'al innit
I used to post on /brit/ and they said innit all the time
>the new zoomer impression of an english accent is to do a posh voice then say bruv and innit
Is that not how they talk? I used to listen to British podcasts and every other word they said was yank or m8 or innit
oi bruv, u usin innit without the proper innit troining n loicense innit
shut up c**t, innit?
bri'ish innit
Yer a bit of a c**t innit
Oi squire, yous is better square up, innit.
That's proppa' b8 there m8 innit
OIM BEIN ROIPED
ayo c**t is seething innit?
i thought id left my keys outside my car when in fact i'd left them innit
oi m8 this chap finkin' 'e's funny innit
oi aye guv, you wanna me tuh knock u up l8tr? Pick u up in me lorry? Get sum bangers n mash? Can u feckin believe the cornswaggle those birds were spittin out their gobs? mad innit?
ya a bloody bastard innit
Meanwhile in Amerikkka
>YEEE-HAW! I Only got shot THREE times today! and each shooter was a different race! Diversity is truly our strength! Oh nice, the 10th commercial in 4 minutes! ERP! Having a heart attack at 38! my second one! better walk drive myself to the hospital because a Ambulance will bankrupt me! the LAAAAND of the FREEEE-
you what mate?
u avin a giggle m8?
Actually looks like they got rid of the requirement a few years ago. It used to be part of the Wireless Telegraphy Act (1967) to collect your address when you bought a tv, and up to recently was still enforced.
finna innit homie
wienerney is fricking hilarious
Loicense avoirted moi loiege
Now how will the BBC be able to continue paying nonces high salaries?
but who will pay for the Black person doctor who?
The UK peeps
Do Uk people really? Lmfao
Brits are so fricking inbred they retarted and stupid
>inbred
How can this be true given they were
Pics, invaded by celt's, invaded by Romans, invaded by Saxons, invaded by Normands?
You tellin me you havent shagged yer mum?
Because it’s a joke made up by Americans (actual inbreds)
>Uk people
Oxymoron
Imagine non-ironically and willingly staying and living in Britannistan in the year of our Lord 2023 lmao
i think south british countryside is the most beautiful on earth and i have a thing for bong women for some reason but I could never live under totalitarian 1984 feminocracy
feels bad man
> Get one. Or get done.
LMAO. How did the UK become so pathetic?
What about the school shooting in America? Lol
>WELL AT LEAST OUR SCHKOOLS GIVE OUR TEN YEAR OLDS TO SANDBlack folk AND ARENT SHOOTING GALLERIES
these are fake right? or do brits actually have a distopia fetish
They're real, but it's just overcompensation. It's like the kid in school who needed to loudly let everyone know how much he hated homos, then once he leaves he comes out of the closet and gets a boyfriend.
If the license people come to your house you can just tell them get off your land and go frick themselves, in those exact terms, with zero consequences. That's if they even show up, I don't know anyone my age with a license and I've actually heard of one of the morons actually doing anything.
Same with the police or the taxman, they want to create the impression that they've got sauron's ever watching your eye on you 24/7 when in reality most crimes are unsolved, and most tradies are evading tax by getting paid in cash and not declaring it (pretty based if you ask me).
V for vendetta wasn't supposed to be a documentary
>we know when you buy a new TV so pay us
Why the frick doesn’t your government just tax the point of sale? This sounds more like a State sanctioned shakedown.
Because you don't need a licence to own a TV.
Your government is moronic.
not that anon, but it's more then just our government, the people are just as moronic, they are the ones who have been paying this for decades now with no question, boomers paid it, millennials still paid it with a the start of people telling them to frick off, now zoomers are at the age of getting their own places and thinking why the frick do they have to pay for something they've never used in their lives, hope the entire thing implodes soon but I already know this moronic government will just bail them out somehow.
it's for a pretence that the bbc is politically independent and not beholden the government for its budget. a farce, of course.
Hot damn your people just love giving out monopolies to state companies and then pretending it’s somehow separate but then protecting it with state power. You had the East India company and now the BBC.
Psychotic unironically
Haven't the last several El Presidente's or whatever is in charge of the UK promised to abolish the whole TV Loicense scheme and be done with it? How about it?
do you have to provide id to buy a tv?
lol
Nah. I bet all they actually know is how many TVs get sold in the country. You certainly don’t have to give your address to the electronics shop or any weird shit like that.
Amusingly enough, yes. If you pay cash. If you use a card they just tie it to that.
>smuggles the TV from France
Nothin personnel
>a TV
In this day and age. Instead of a projector.
TV licenses are grotesque andbody should pay to watch an optional service
Why aren’t these undercover agents stopping the rampaging muslims and blacks stabbing people?
Part and parcel. You must understand.
The UK issues whistles to their officers instead of firearms, what the frick are they going to do lmao.
With the amount of subhuman filth infesting London and committing violent crime this one I can understand.
oi look er this c**t, thinkin hes government mandated BBC is optional innit?
KEK this can’t be real
It's an advert on an ATM. That one happens to be a publicly funded one by HMRC (the UK equivalent of the IRS), the next one will probably be for 5 Guys, or fricking tampons. What don't you believe, that the equivalent of the Federal tax authority uses advertising to keep people thinking about paying legally due tax and warning them not to evade it? Because they sure as shit did last time I was in the states.
Is this some very abstract expression of British humor or is this supposed to be taken at face value?
1984 WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE A BLUEPRINT ARGHHHH
they're living in hell but ironically
Oi, if ee's carrin' round ee's TV on ee's shouldahs, does ee still ahve ta pay a loisence fee
what is that butthole doing?
saving lives, i'm told
ah wait this one might be canada
That’s the US. We don’t have yellow stop lights in the UK
canada actually
Yeah, thought it might be Canada but for some reason the yellow traffic lights confused me.
Taranah, Ontario, Canada. God damn I hate the fricking accent that city has developed. It needs to be nuked.
i can never tell her majesty the king's subjects apart tbh, i understand the ones on the left here are english?
That's actually canada.
Now do the one with Dr Breen on the billboard
Getting paid to be a wanker.
Smart TVs my bruv. You just got done by the state.
what most westerners dont realize is that the UK tried globalism first...starting in the 1800s, and them being a fallen dystopian empire is a direct result of it. When you look at the british, do not laugh... for it is the fate that you make for yourselves. The chinese see the americans doing the same globalism speedrun and never stop laughing about it.
the roundheads were cut from the same cloth and that's 17th century
ultimately i blame henry 8 and calvin
There's a reason why 1984 is set in Britain
If this was any other country people would have had the US invade it by now
They are so hard at being intimidating that shit like this just goes by as tasteless
When all the hot ones leave to the US for acting/modeling careers the only reason I'd ever think to go there is to visit the castles and bomb parliament
"Yeah b***h tell me you want this conversation. I bet you are really talkative where you are from"
Do british people even have the freedom to get shot at school?
only the freedom to get stabbed in a tube station
I'll never forget when muzzies wouldn't stop ramming their cars into pedestrians and walkways on purpose in Londonistan so the paki mayor made his famous 'part and parcel of living in a city' statement and his solution was to put up cement bollards everywhere to make it less possible to drive into crowds of people. Not impossible, just more inconvenient.
Lmfao UK master race
>License is spelled with 2 C's.
Ftom the brilliant minds that pronounce LEFFtenant.
>Oi bruv woy don't dem yanks give up they guns innit? Bloody psychos!!!
https://files.catbox moe/4lygpn.mp4
Yuck
>have to pay 20€ cucktax every month in Germany so that corrupt politicians can distribute 99% of it to their family
>remaining 1% is used to fund queer interracial porn
it's so over
Lmfao @ UK. No wonder they hate Americans so much
>can't even have a cheeky wank on the tube without getting harassed by the bobbies
Frick the UK
>Can't even jerk off to qts on the train
The West has fallen
what they don't tell you is that this applies only to white passengers.
This might work better if they translate it to Arabic.
>asking women where they're "from"
Why is this in quotes? Do they think it has some secret meaning?
its pc speak for
>just because the woman on the tube is black as night and wearing a burqa, doesnt mean she isnt from london you shitlord
"Where ya from?" is a common way for gentlemen of lesser light reflectivity to introduce themselves to women in London.
why is ''from'' in quotations?
made me laugh
OI DRIVA, I c**t STOP PULLIN ME MEAT TO THIS FIT b***h LET ME OFF!
Maybe they should have made this sign in Punjabi instead of English so the actual offenders would be able to read it.
>implying they're literate
>all the Amerisharts replying to this without spotting the LA Metro logo in the corner
>LA
>America
it’s a mexican territory
>all this cope
Stop jerking off on public transport, Miguel.
Don't tell me what to do gringo
Is that what this is? Why the frick would I know what the LA Metro logo looks like? More importantly, why would YOU know what the LA Metro logo looks like if you are a foreigner and you don't even live on the same continent? Nobody in real America claims Cali or New York or any major city btw
California and specifically LA, are not America.
>If you are UNABLE TO REFRAIN FROM HARASSING
Holy fricking kek the LA metro is a mess
>staring
>jerking off
That escalated quickly
You WILL Pay The Tv License
You WILL Be Harassed Forever If You Don't And Aren't Even Stealing It Because You Pay For Streaming Services Instead
You WILL Be Happy
>license
>license
>license
Fricking hell. I won't be long or britbong action movies require their heroes to have a license to kill.
Underrated anon
Why does immigration increase every year under the conservative party
Because no party represents Whites.
Because the political spectrum is a lie. Especially when it comes to immigration.
Because they aren't principaled conservatives, it's just a mess of bumbling idiots on all sides who are steering britain off a cliff
they are conserving brown people and their culture
Conservative party conserves nothing
Labour hates working class people
Liberal party supports strengthening the police state
National parties are all pro-EU and pro immigration
Meme parties don't matter
None of it fricking matters
>Why does immigration increase every year under the conservative party
Have you seen the last couple of home secretaries?
Because we have an aging population and both the government and businesses just use the band aid solution of importing immigrants to fill the labour gap so boomers can keep ther pension and are NHS can keep running despite it getting more and more bloated as the population rises faster than our infastructure can cope.
Because instead of incentivising locals to reproduce the powers that be decided to rob them blind and replace them.
I thought it was just a meme
Just don't open the door to them and ignore their letters.
Simple as.
Dont they send police then?
simply don't answer the police. they don't even have guns lmao
Fun fact: In most countries, especially America if you are paying tax the "tv license fee" used to fund public broadcasting is automatically included.
England's system is unironically superior.
It's also the complete opposite in regards to Healthcare, just throw the cost into the tax system and morons will believe they are getting it for free.
yes that is the funny shit about this, at the end you always pay
Except NPR and PBS receive the vast majority of their funding from public donations and they’re both much, much smaller than the BBC.
Not really, all this shit came up fairly recently when Twitter added the state funded media tag to all these broadcasters twitter accounts
>Not really, all this shit came up fairly recently when Twitter added the state funded media tag to all these broadcasters twitter accounts
And didnt twitter cuck out and remove the tags after only a few days?
If they came to my house I’d just turn up the volume full blast and not answer the door. They gonna break down my door for a tv license?
Good for bongs
That shit is a scam and the enforcers for it are the biggest soulless bootlicking bullies in the world
>they pay people to sit outside your house watching you with binoculars to see if you are watching TV, and then come to your door asking you to pay a fine
Oi, thats a bit fricked up innit?
what happens if buy 2nd hand? how do they know then
Because you aren't paying it so they show up any way
What a peculiar people
zesty?
I wish I could do that in Germany.
We also have "tv" licensing fees but you have to pay them if you own any tv, any radio (covers public radio broadcasts too), and any internet capable computer (since the public channels have a website).
It's such a fricking scam.
oi!
What a disgusting language
Britain deserves to be dislodged into the ocean. Hatred for Anglos is really just because of how pathetically terrible they’ve let their country become
Paying for streaming services isn't worth it. They mostly produce shit and piratebay exists. So why even bother?
do ya ev ya treats loicense?
??????????????????????????
They took the lot!
Fookin 'ell that one got me m8
Lmfao @ UK
Excuse me what?
You telling me I can’t go buy 300 dollars worth of candy in the UK if I want to? The frick is that
Is willy wonka gonna have to choke a b***h?
That one's fake. Why would anyone buy these from some guy in the park? We aren't talking about heroin or prescription meds here.
Why would a cop even search these people?
https://twitter.com/mpslewishamcntl/status/1667126730790952960?s=46&t=jZgr8k_N165QDO2YFyLCVQ
M8 I stack shelves for Home Bargains for a living, it’s a daily occurrence in my shop. Thieves will Nick as much as they can take, no matter what it is. 5 days ago I had to get a ton of big Cadbury’s dairy milk blocks off two smackheads. Literally had giant piles balanced in both their arms.
Cops don’t do shit for anything less than £200. Thieves run a business where they take orders like an actual shopping list, then go and steal the items and sell them to the person who made the order for much cheaper. It’s a hustle.
>That one's fake
After seeing what Bong cops consider "weapons" during their weapon sweeps that pic isn't that far fetched
guess they didna ave they choklit loisence eh?
>sweets and chocolate
Probably only 50$ worth on burgerland
>I'd like to buy all your stock
So if I just buy a huge bag of candy from a store and walk around with it, the bobbies will try to arrest me?
this looks like a meme but either way, I remember getting excluded from school for selling cola and chocolate bars out my locker for a tiny profit seeing as I walked past a supermarket every morning on the way there
Those Youtube videos of based Englishmen trolling and harassing TV license thugs are funny to watch. They have zero power and can't do a fricking thing about it.
In Norway they just removed the TV fee entirely and added it directly into the tax system so everyone has to pay, even if you do not own a TV you still pay.. Probably will do the same in UK soon.
They plan on doing this afaik. They are keeping people calm about it by announcing they're getting rid of the TV license in a few years, but they're just going to tax everyone instead
But you have to pay your license so we can point out how great it is you are being replaced!
they abolished the TV license here after too many got fed up with the ridiculous propaganda it funded and just stopped watching
so now it's directly tax funded instead
OI LOOK AT YE TRYIN TA SKIRT THE GOOD KING OF 'IS BBC FEE
I thank God every day that I was born in the United States
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Imagine getting tossed in jail by this thing for walking your dog during flu season
>no you can't get some fresh mountain air, you have to be a good cuck and year some shitty cotton mask that doubles as a bacteria incubator
Thank got I live in the Balkans and nobody gave a shit about the gay chink flu
oh what's this, you're somewhere so remote we have to fly a helicopter to even get there?
back in the cuckshed you go
Australia is unironically even worse than the UK in nanny state insanity
>"doing the wrong thing" (tm)
WTF I LOVE COPS NOW!
>Thank got I live in the Balkans
Spare a thought to your cousins in oz.
Should have turned it into a tax while they had the chance
JFs gonna seethe when Dr Soi gets cancelled. Nobody in the UK watches that shite
>TV License
I don't think they even do that in Communist China.
OI
E'S TRYN TA GIT AROUND THA KINGS PROPAGANDA INNIT??
>not a protest
>an act of defiance
pick one
Reddit is more insane than they pretend that their opponents are. They are legitimate psychopaths, angry because women won't frick them
>They are legitimate psychopaths
They are authoritarian leftists
Huxley was a genius, this is so accurate but I hadn't realized it before.
What a shock
>Huxley was a genius, this is so accurate but I hadn't realized it before.
Huxley was a hereditary member of globohomo
But marxists have to be purged.
It is them or us.
I’m with you bro. Leftists are a cancer on Western society
>me when I allow myself a delicious moral treat
In britain, paki rape gangs and child brothels are fine, but the police shows up at your home if you use the wrong colour bag for organic rubbish or you are an electrician walking 2 blocks with a screwdriver
BLACKED
?t=3
I HAD A BIG GUN
That can’t be real
https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/blue-lagoon-buxton-dyed-black-coronavirus-trnd/index.html
Why coppers didnt save those 1400 kids?
No wonder libtards hate talking about the pandemic
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL
This is exactly why the People should never give the State a monopoly on violence
Garbage island
>Another seething thread from Amerigoblins and Yurorangutan irrelevant wastelands
What country are you from again?
>inb4 no response or joke response as usual
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland? Where else would I be from with that kind of shitpost?
Oh damn that sucks. I was going to respond with something witty but I don't want to rub salt in the wound. Sorry you were born in an Orwellian dystopia
No worries mate, whatever shithole you're from I'm sure you're making the best of it.
>whatever shithole you're from I'm sure you're making the best of it
Oh I'm from America actually. I'm gonna go buy another gun soon, probably my first AR-15 and then I'll start looking for a good shotgun as well, I'm pretty excited. Very glad I was born in the greatest country on Earth and that I get to say or own whatever I want whenever I want. I couldn't imagine living in a country where you could literally be arrested for calling a man a man instead of pretending like he is a woman despite having a wiener, or not being able to say Black person for fear of being arrested. I'm very lucky
>Oh I'm from America actually
Sorry about that buddy 🙁
Don't be, there is a reason everybody in the world tries their hardest to move here and then never leave. Nobody wants to be anywhere else
*Laughs at you in freedom*
the uk has always been a dystopic shithole but they really managed to reach new heights in 2020-21
Bit of a sad story but, Stopped paying TV loicence after my mother passed away, she use to watch bbc / online stuff all the time, After that it was just my father and he doesn't watch TV at all, so just straight up cancelled it and never responded once to the many letters sent out, it's such a joke the letters are named "The legal occupier" for my dad, They have zero power to do anything.
Swiss TV license is way more expensive and they make 0 good tv shows or movies. Swiss morons had a vote to reject it and didn't want that a while ago. Bunch of morons. It became even worse. Every streamer is now forced to show a certain amount of Swiss tv shows on the Swiss version of Netflix, prime etc.
Why can't non Americans make anything worth watching? It's embarrassing.
Because it looks 25 years behind our stuff
The BBC is the only non-American entity that actually makes even remotely watchable content; even in its current state.
And at that, its really only old Top Gear and 3 of the Sherlock episodes that are of any quality whatsoever. Dr. Who doesnt count, it isnt good, its appeal is its awfulness.
Well well well
Do Americans NEED state mandated BBC or face prison time?
despite how loud the screeching is lately, the majority of Americans do not want the government more involved in their lives. Particularly, in the area of media there would be A LOT of push back against any attempt at some sortof mandatory state run media.
Mmm yes your country seems to care a great deal about the wishes of the majority lately! Ah-haw-haw-haw!
>innit
this is WAY better than all the nig words we've been reusing
like kino and based
>you are now aware finna is in the dictionary
wtf where are they going to get the money to fund their PC revisionist history and force the plebians to watch it?
shouldn't have fired jezza you fricking poofs
>too much banter for anglos
imaging paying for streaming or cable or a license when you can just get an iptv sub from a country that doesnt give a frick about western laws. then just install one of a dozen different apps on your fire stick to watch movies or anything else not on live tv.
I'm glad I live in the US and I don't even have to think about these bs fees until atsc 3.0 comes to my area
Here in Germany we are much more advanced.
We are forced to pay the TV license - it is officially called "broadcasting fee" here - even if we don't own any devices at all.
It doesn't matter! Pay up or go to jail! No joke, a man went to jail for 6 months for not paying.
It's part of the American tax system too. Most Americans are too dumb to know this lol and think they don't pay a licence. They pay by default.
And euros think they get “free healthcare”. I guess everyone’s moronic
>NHS
I've never had need for the NHS besides the odd check up, but I don't mind paying, I'm a giver anon, I help the needy and the disadvantaged.
Are the detector vans real?
HELP ME LOICENSEMAN!!!!
I have never ever paid the BBC a penny.
The TV licence guy came to my door the other week and I just laughed at him and closed the door.
Why are brits ok with their police state? Do they not know that it's not like that in other, civilized countries? Why are they so meek?
Because "we" have been like this for literal centuries. Having a bit of a moan but ultimately not actually doing anything about it is quintisentially British.
What is it about commonwealth countries that makes them even more batshit eusocial than average?
I think it might be a convergence of having modernized under monarchy, where special privileges never really died, unlike in most other states in which modernization was accompanied by bourgeois revolution. I'm not usually any great fan of democracy but maybe the ideological baggage it carries is some proof against insect thinking.
calvinism was highly influential in the uk, especially among the socialist/puritan groups. you may have heard of the puritan christian college of harvard.
>Import browns
>Stealing goes up
Imagine not seeing the writing on the wall 10 years ago. Frick them.