Not having sex in 28 days would drive anyone insane
Not having sex in 28 days would drive anyone insane
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What is insane about wanting some of that ass?
does this movie imply that the british army is full of sex maniacs?
>Not having sex in 28 days
Less than 28 days. That's when the protag got there; they started freaking out weeks before that
I haven't had sex in about 28 weeks. Before that it was about 28 months.
I haven't had it since 2018 and before that never so I must be loo loo
yea haha or imagine a whole year haha
Haha imagine 8 years
Normies really live in a bubble don't they?
haha that's crazy
imagine if someone never had sex for 30 years haha wouldn't that be mad, lovecraftian even
I haven't had sex in 8 years.
site's for 18 year olds and up, pal.
I want to kill these people so bad bros
>admiting that you pretty much live for opposite sex validation
I hate women
She's right, she should have sex with me
8 year dry spell currently I don't even need women anymore I had enough sex TMDWU
Haven't had it in a year. Everyone in my town is fucking married. I think this girl in an open marriage wants to take me out on a date, so there's hope.
I have not had sex in 5 years
Losing regular sex is worse than never having it at all. I get agitated after two days
>fucked a cheap ugly prostitute without a condom
>was the worst sensation of my life, so painful
>got it cured
>months later use an onahole I hadn't used since I had balanitis
>cock starts itching immediately after
>caught it again
the lesson? cut your cock off so you have a worse sensation to compare balanitus to.
lol deserved it
one of you is bad at sex
Sure it wasn't herpes?
try 28 years
>go 27 years without sex
>by pure fucking chance cute virgin moves in next door
>holy shit she is interested
>manage to not spill my spaghetti for a while
>have sex a couple times
>I find the whole ordeal exhausting, gross, and prefer jerking off alone
I don’t even know what to do at this point. I like being in a relationship, the cuddling is awesome, but I don’t enjoy sex at all. I think jerking off in a dark room for 15 years straight broke me.
Same, I like cuddling but after a while they will ask why you're not fucking them and it's awkward
I'm a 25yo virgin and it's not the lack of sex that bothers me, it's the lack of affection and knowing nobody desires me whatsoever. It's chipping away at my soul
This. muh put dick in vagina is easily interchangeable with masturbation, while you cannot satisfy the need of touch and affection. I'm an empty shell
Oh please. Do you think Jesus was going around pounding hoes to enrich his spirit? No. If anything staying chaste creates a better connection between you and God.
Yes, read the Gospel of Yakub, Jesus was a black king with a massive bbc and was killed by jealous wypipo
Start NoFap right now.
could be a few things
>you and your gf are bad at sex
>your "cute" gf is actually ugly/fat and you are not attracted to her
>have to undo years and years of porn being your only interaction with sex
Have you tried brining a bull into your relationship? I think you'll find cucking is very similar to watching porn and you'll be right at home jerking off to it.
stop watching porn holy shit
Good news, your brain has plasticity. You can heal your pornsick mind. It'll take time and effort, but it can be done
>Out of shape 27 year old who doesn't know what feels good says sex is boring
Do you not realize sex for the first time sucks for everyone. I lost my virginity at 18. It wasn't great, i didn't cum. It was like learning how to walk.
I'm 26 and haven't had much sex but I'm a pro now. Sex is so good I drool. I know how it all works I'm like a gynecologist.
>adding to much info
>Sex is so good I drool
Nobody does this, you fucking retard.
Explains most of us then.
>had sex once at 18
>it was terrible because I was too drunk
It's funny, because when I was browsing Cinemaphileg at 16, I would laugh at threads of dudes saying that they are still virgins at 20+. I'm 25 now and not laughing anymore. The same will happen to you, younglings.
I didn't like how the protag just turns into rambo against soldiers just to save those bitches. Shit movie.
Daily reminder to all the average man in the 90s never went a month without sex
>Wanting to be average
Quality>Quantity, I've only been with 2 girls but both were solid 9/10s, except for one fat girl but she doesn't count I was in a dark place.
You need to re-read what you just wrote because it makes zero sense.
No your IQ is just too low to grasp it, try watching more Big Bang Theory.
Oh you were making a joke? Sorry it just wasn’t funny. That’s where I got confused.
You probably got confused because you're very stupid it's alright.
Got to love how defensive you get for someone pointing out a retarded comment that you made. I suppose that someone boasting on Cinemaphile about how they have had sex with two 9/10s must be a pathetic loser. I guess that’s the reason you were in a bad place with the fatty? Also, how does 66.6% support your theory of quality>quantity. You have neither.
i miss that feeling being desperate for pussy every week, now i watch movies and tv with i dont even know what you are anymore probably teens
>did no fap for 50 days
>now have trouble getting it up and keeping it up
Unironically use it or lose it. Erections are weaker and sex doesn't interest me like before.
Some girls thought I was a gentleman or playing hard to get but I genuinely don't care about sex anymore.
no fap is pseudo-science bullshit for incels who cant stop jerking off to interracial gangbangs and think that holding in their fast food spunk it will transform them into a gigachad and magically make it so they have a jawline
Nofap is an exercise in self control and redirection of energies. It won't make you gigachad, but it's the first step.
If that much of your energy is focused on cooming you're a lost cause anyway though
>possibly last living women on the continent
I haven't had sex in 20 years and I'm fine. I just rub off 2-3 times a day and get on with my life.
It's been 28 hours lads. I can't take it anymore, I need to actually consider renting an escort
>28 years later...
>"why does anon keep trying to kill himself"
I have no idea how anyone gets in a position where sex is on the table
Im gonna go into exile when i hit wizardhood