You're obviously the one baiting and I'm not going to bait. I replied so 5/10 I guess. Bruce Lee was training everyday and could punch a massive sand bag so hard it would bump against the ceiling. Most elite boxers today can't even do that with a regular bag. He would absolutely destroy an actor with no fighting training experience. All these muscles make reacher slow, sluggish. Bruce is known for his speed. You really think he wouldn't dodge his kicks and punches? please.
Explain how Reacher is a Mary Sue archetype without using the words "straight", "cis" "hetero", "white", "male" or making a reference to any branch of the military.
Dumbfrick crotchwound shitposting Black personhomosexual.
nta but i had the same thought minutes into s01e01. he seems to >know every language >predict every situation >get every girl >beat up every bad guy almost effortlessly >have almost-as-cool friends waiting for his call all over the country >have a tragic backstory but not get sad about it except when its time for a fight
It's the point of the character so it's fine. works much better in a mystery/suspense story than in pure action. i enjoyed both movies and s01, liking s02
hes basically a superhero so they should give him some kind of kryptonite >thought you was pretty clever eh reacher >*spits on ground, henchmen laugh* >looks like i was smarter though >*holds up tube of insulin* >reacher checks his pockets, panicked >goes for the villain but collapses to one knee >guess i shouldve told you reacher >*screen starts to blur and fade* >never order sugar free at a honky tonk bama bar
I think S2 started out worse but the longer it's going the more I'm warming up to it.
[...]
Big MclargeHuge is a retired MP drifting around merica, he strolls into towns, beats up baddies, delivers corny as frick lines, bones cute chicks and leaves
>knows every language
He speaks French and English. You could make an argument for Arabic/Farsi due to time in the military as well. You aren't one of those smoothbrains that ONLY speaks 1 language are you? >predict every situation
That makes House, Sherlock Holmes and Batman Mary sues by your definition, Mr. Rotpocket. >get every girl
A massive, muscular, smart man capable of violence is viscerally attractive to females. Oh no. How will anon ever figure out how to relate to this. >beat up every bad guy effortlessly
Only guy he's taken down in either season was the malding wop cop. Every other fight he comes out with multiple wounds despite his overwhelming strength and experience advantages. >almost as cool friends
The sheboon is an actual Mary Sue. The smaller white guy is a borderline-insufferable "domesticated" man prostitute. The other chick is his dainty, eye candy love interest that is borderline useless in a fight but is good with numbers and is fun to look at. >tragic backstory
Thats called a life. He's old enough that his parents are dead. His brother died as a plot device.
>the malding wop cop
Reacher's a pussy and sucker punched him. My man Not-Herc would lay that giant pussy out in a straight up fight. Honestly I like the actor a lot even though he more or less has the same role in everything I've seen him in. Also funnily enough I've been watching Breakout Kings which is a mini reunion of Reacher cast members like Dixon, Finlay and the cop.
he carries himself with the confidence of someone who read the script and has everything go his way with no on screen earned reason, where others are credibly frightened he has mary sue confidence and none of his supposed skills or abilities are justified within the context of the show they are all unqualified backstory
Yeah, Reacher is James Bond levels of untouchable, where at a certain point you give up on the idea that there's any real stakes and enjoy the guy punching people and solving a mystery. Nobody here is claiming it a masterpiece, just something fun to watch.
He could barely handle the bald manlet with the crowbar in S1 and the dirty Black person cop got the drop on him in S1. He's far from untouchable. What, does he need to die to prove he's vulnerable? Frickin Mongolia. I bet you're a janny troon in Rugga's homosexual discord.
I think S2 started out worse but the longer it's going the more I'm warming up to it.
What the frick is this show even about?
Big MclargeHuge is a retired MP drifting around merica, he strolls into towns, beats up baddies, delivers corny as frick lines, bones cute chicks and leaves
>drifting around merica, he strolls into towns, beats up baddies, delivers corny as frick lines, bones cute chicks and leaves
thats not what the show is about. He uses his MP skills to solve mysteries and save the country. He's like hobbyist jack bauer
>strolls into Margrave >beats up Venezuelan and Kleiner baddies >Delivers corny as frick lines like the "Without the suit you look jacked" line >Bones Roscoe, who is a qt >Leaves
Where's the lie?
I wasn't shocked(read the book years ago and damnit we were robbed of Roscoe doing yoga in her panties post coitus). I meant none of that as a mark against the show either, I genuinely like it.
>retired MP
If he's not some navy seal or green beret but just a military cop then I will not speak badly of the show ever. Not that Mp are good, but having a protagonist not be a fricking navy seal or jarhead or ranger is amazing. I thought it was just another navy seal donut steel jackass but I appreciate him being something so mundane and honestly vilified as an MP. Since some people hate cops, military types won't like military police.
they're paying him how much and he can't fricking cry for them? Why doesn't he just recall that horrific female stalker situation he constantly cries about on pods.
In season 2 he smashed a cinderblock into a guy's face so hard that it exploded into dust and little pieces and then they kept fighting like that wouldn't instantly kill you. It's dumb action movie stuff but it's pretty kino. Reminds me of Justified back before it went on too long and ran out of stuff to do. Needs more booba.
In season 2 he smashed a cinderblock into a guy's face so hard that it exploded into dust and little pieces and then they kept fighting like that wouldn't instantly kill you. It's dumb action movie stuff but it's pretty kino. Reminds me of Justified back before it went on too long and ran out of stuff to do. Needs more booba.
>wahh muh Mary Sue >a straight white male protagonist must be weak, effeminate, constantly wrong, completely useless in a fight and absolutely repulsive to everyone around them and have absolutely no redeeming qualities in order to not be a Mary Sue
Just say you want the average Cinemaphile poster as the show protagonist for you to self insert on and be done with it, morons.
why does this trigger you so much? we all enjoy the show or we wouldnt be in here talking with you, but the main character is way over the top. they take it even farther than in the cruise movies-- he's a demigod.
>they take it even farther than in the cruise movies-- he's a demigod.
technically not true, in one of the books some dudes did manage to break his nose. this was a few books after he survived getting shot in the chest because his pecs were so thicc they stopped the bullet. no, im not kidding, this actually happened
He does look like the MC in the show but if he was just a normal guy. It's obvious Reacher is his power fantasy but then again so is every novel for every writer ever. He's Brit though and his character is American. What's up with that?
>He does look like the MC in the show but if he was just a normal guy
common trend as you point out. picrel is the author of Conan. imagine everyone you meet in having instant and explicit access to your personal faplogs, then continuing to publish them >He's Brit though and his character is American. What's up with that?
There's only so many stories you can write about lord reacherling finding his majesty's wobbledongle
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Anonymous
I have dabbled somewhat in novel writing and only recently consciously realized the MC is basically me but if i was better in the all ways I wanted in appearance and demeanour. It's theurapetic in a way to write out your fantasies on paper like how Howard did. Even if it's for your eyes only and shit, as long as you put them out of your system, it feels great.
I guess he must have been pretty happy they found Alan given that they have very similar features, generally.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>the MC is basically me but if i was better in the all ways I wanted in appearance and demeanour
my MCs are usually ex-girlfriends. women are much more interesting to write about.
>He's Brit though and his character is American. What's up with that?
why would a Brit military man be intimidating?
4 months ago
Anonymous
True but James Bond is way cooler than all these American action heroes so there's that.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>True but James Bond is way cooler than all these American action heroes so there's that.
4 months ago
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Obviously not Craig. He's not even James Bond. The producers expressly admitted they wanted to make Oscar bait dramas and used the Bond brand for attention and money.
Yes, obviously, but women think a few curls three times a week gets you here. Look at his traps. Ballooned traps and delts the size of fricking volleyballs are dead giveaways. >inb4 morons claim natty
Don't embarrass yourself. Actors need to cycle to get massive and well-defined for roles.
S2 I am enjoying but certain things just stand out jarring.
I suspend disbelief easily but even I had to be like oh come on when the truck carrying warheads is just cruising on a back road with 1 driver. No armored escort at all.
Which would be one thing if they snuck them out but they had just shown a scene where the one guy believed they were inspectors willingly telling them the warheads just left so you would think it would all look above board. Just lazy writing. Same with the girls getting shot in the car. They could have did that a different way than going superhero fast n furious cinematic universe shit. They'd be dead. Could have had the car got hit a few times and they swerver back fast behind the truck trailer then got out or something.
Plus the snipers at the funeral lmfao. Although that one could end up have been bad on purpose potentially
> truck carrying warheads is just cruising on a back road with 1 driver.
it was set up to be hijacked, they made a big deal about not wanting the driver to be hurt
>Plus the snipers at the funeral lmfao
I find it weird that none of them were masked and gave up so easily
The dialogue was so cringe that I had to finally give up. >"Investigating is in the details."
Hard hitting stuff. >"Black lady, did I ever tell you that you're smart?"
Once an episode. >"you don't mess with the investigators!"
What an awesome catchphrase.
Was the writing in the books this bad? I won't finish Season 2, so can someone tell me if the short blonde guy on the team was actually the bad guy? That's the only scenario I see this season ever being any good. Lemme know!
it's going to be the small white guy with the family, the asian guy being the traitor is too obvious
this, called it from episode 1 >jack im sorry man im sorry >they had pictures of my kids... what would you do man? >frick you were like a big brother for me... goodbye... >*pulls trigger, click* >*reacher slowly pulls the magazine to his pistol from his jacket pocket* >*smaller white man goes for his own pocket* >*reacher shakes his head and pulls out smaller white man's brass knuckles as well*
It's going to be the old flame. Family man is too obvious. Her story about going undercover for the last few months really stinks. Also explains why she's been trying to get close to Reacher so fast.
I kinda think it's the mexican guy who "died" They said he tattooed his body so if he died people would know it's him and that just feels like a big red flag. Like he just got another body, did the same tattoo and threw it off the helicopter to make people think he died.
>reacher and co have swan pinned down >all guns trained on him >he begs them to let him explain >they turn him into a bean bag >as the gunshots fade a laugh can be heard from the shadows >jajaja... is me eses... >everyone turns around >you? the mexican guy from episode 2? >si. es mi all along estupido >blasts the family >blasts the old flame >suddenly rears back choking >eyes bulge out of his skull >reachers giant protestant wiener is extending from his throat >with one great thrust into mexican guys butthole he splits him in twain >"you do NOT mess with THE SPECIAL INVESTIGATORS >fist bumps black girl
Everytime I hear someone say they like Reacher, I wince. I just know that I'm talking to a chud whitey. They think Reacher is a good character to look up to but in any other setup he would be villain. This was a bad mistake from Amazon
>hello, I am totally settled down former womenizer >i haven't shown a single picture of my kids or my wife, I get shady phonecalls and I need to "call my guys" somewhere else >i make too much of adeal about being a family man, I jusg need to say at some point "Reacher, you know me, I cant settle down" >also, I'm a white dude
>sup Jack, I'm a black super investigator living way above my paygrade >dont mind me, let me just shoot baddies instead of questioning them >I am definitely steering you towards your love interest
>I am the lady with painted eyebtows aka your love interest >I've been undercover and all that shit >for dramatic reasons I should be a double agent
It's all three of them OR the small white dude with the black lady, in case eyebrow lady needs to die. This wimould also give a 2on2 at the end.
I wouldn't be surprised if Swan is missing because he knows that his former team (excluding Reacher) are after him.
i like the actress. neagley could have ruined the show but she tones the role down by a lot. also has a trustworthy face/demeanor. all the casting is good in reacher imo
Worst acting I've seen since forever. You are not a sane person.
the character herself is the problem though, not the actress. she mostly stands in the background and delivers her lines pretty flat. i think she understands that her character is just there to make reacher not racist.
I dont like her voice and her deliverycis monotone and wooden but I can deal with it
would you prefer some finger snapping?
4 months ago
Anonymous
The only thing that can save it is her becoming slightly more feminine and showing feelings for Reacher.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Finger snapping?
4 months ago
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>her character is just there to make reacher not racist.
That's Finlay job there absolute no reason for her to be there
4 months ago
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hazarding a guess here but i think finlay was the blackwash character >nerd from boston >cant get no respect in a southern small town >pining over dead wife
he had to be white in the book. and they couldnt have him be the only black character cause hes too flawed
4 months ago
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Finlay is actually black in the book
4 months ago
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shut up israelite
4 months ago
Anonymous
>absolute no reason for her to be there
Every white man show has to have a sassy black woman to counter
I checked out of the series (drawn on eyebrows - can't unseen it). But the last thing I saw was Reacher defending Shaw(?) when the rest of the team called him a traitor. Reacher defended him as being part of their team. And they would never betray each other.
Idk man, I think y'all should brace yourselves for the possibility that NOBODY on Reacher's team is the Big Bad. This show is that fricking toothless.
i havent read the books but the fact that they're suspense novels says it all. there's always a twist, like in S1 when the seemingly spoiled and incompetent son betrays his father who we thought was the final bad guy
so what
You fricking moron, learn how to use sage.
>male power-fantasy isn't realisitic
Gee, really...
this is actually achievable natty
Why didn't you achieve it then?
I never tried
Never reached for it
Liked him in Blood Drive
But lovable.
Jesus Christ, he almost looks skinny compared to season 2. This guy went all in on roids
Tren overload, the man is red in S2.
He lies and says he just does TRT and changed routines but he's clearly juiced and delusional if he thinks anyone will believe it.
he admitted to it
All these muscles sacrifice his speed though. It's funny to think that this 6'4 man could get decked easily by a 5'5 Bruce Lee
Weak bait anon
it's not the 1980s anymore, people have known muscles=power=mass*acceleration/time for years
You're obviously the one baiting and I'm not going to bait. I replied so 5/10 I guess. Bruce Lee was training everyday and could punch a massive sand bag so hard it would bump against the ceiling. Most elite boxers today can't even do that with a regular bag. He would absolutely destroy an actor with no fighting training experience. All these muscles make reacher slow, sluggish. Bruce is known for his speed. You really think he wouldn't dodge his kicks and punches? please.
Better version of Banshee
>You do not mess with the Special Investigators!
every time they say this in S2 I cringe. comfy show overall though
mary sue slop
>Mary Sue
Explain how Reacher is a Mary Sue archetype without using the words "straight", "cis" "hetero", "white", "male" or making a reference to any branch of the military.
Dumbfrick crotchwound shitposting Black personhomosexual.
nta but i had the same thought minutes into s01e01. he seems to
>know every language
>predict every situation
>get every girl
>beat up every bad guy almost effortlessly
>have almost-as-cool friends waiting for his call all over the country
>have a tragic backstory but not get sad about it except when its time for a fight
It's the point of the character so it's fine. works much better in a mystery/suspense story than in pure action. i enjoyed both movies and s01, liking s02
>beat up every bad guy almost effortlessly
he has trouble with the small skinny brother of the big bad guy for some reason
hes basically a superhero so they should give him some kind of kryptonite
>thought you was pretty clever eh reacher
>*spits on ground, henchmen laugh*
>looks like i was smarter though
>*holds up tube of insulin*
>reacher checks his pockets, panicked
>goes for the villain but collapses to one knee
>guess i shouldve told you reacher
>*screen starts to blur and fade*
>never order sugar free at a honky tonk bama bar
You haven't seen Reacher
>is mentally handicapped
Not a Mary sue just a large moron with no fear. If you don’t believe me watch any scene with Reacher in it. He looks like he is thinking real hard
>knows every language
He speaks French and English. You could make an argument for Arabic/Farsi due to time in the military as well. You aren't one of those smoothbrains that ONLY speaks 1 language are you?
>predict every situation
That makes House, Sherlock Holmes and Batman Mary sues by your definition, Mr. Rotpocket.
>get every girl
A massive, muscular, smart man capable of violence is viscerally attractive to females. Oh no. How will anon ever figure out how to relate to this.
>beat up every bad guy effortlessly
Only guy he's taken down in either season was the malding wop cop. Every other fight he comes out with multiple wounds despite his overwhelming strength and experience advantages.
>almost as cool friends
The sheboon is an actual Mary Sue. The smaller white guy is a borderline-insufferable "domesticated" man prostitute. The other chick is his dainty, eye candy love interest that is borderline useless in a fight but is good with numbers and is fun to look at.
>tragic backstory
Thats called a life. He's old enough that his parents are dead. His brother died as a plot device.
You're moronic and will never be a woman.
>House, Sherlock Holmes and Batman Mary sues
you're a baby if you don't already believe this
>the malding wop cop
Reacher's a pussy and sucker punched him. My man Not-Herc would lay that giant pussy out in a straight up fight.
Honestly I like the actor a lot even though he more or less has the same role in everything I've seen him in. Also funnily enough I've been watching Breakout Kings which is a mini reunion of Reacher cast members like Dixon, Finlay and the cop.
he carries himself with the confidence of someone who read the script and has everything go his way with no on screen earned reason, where others are credibly frightened he has mary sue confidence and none of his supposed skills or abilities are justified within the context of the show they are all unqualified backstory
Yeah, Reacher is James Bond levels of untouchable, where at a certain point you give up on the idea that there's any real stakes and enjoy the guy punching people and solving a mystery. Nobody here is claiming it a masterpiece, just something fun to watch.
>untouchable
He could barely handle the bald manlet with the crowbar in S1 and the dirty Black person cop got the drop on him in S1. He's far from untouchable. What, does he need to die to prove he's vulnerable? Frickin Mongolia. I bet you're a janny troon in Rugga's homosexual discord.
Yeah, and James Bond occasionally struggles with his enemies too. What's your point, brainlet?
What's YOURS, rotpocket? The masculine straight white male main character doesn't die easily enough for you?
Yeah, he doesn't you Black person. Trying too hard to fit in, confirmed viral shill.
wow. racist and sexist much? i tried to enjoy this show but with people like you watching... i just cant
Nah, no character in fiction is as plotarmourmaxxed and just fricking untouchable as Connery's James Bond.
First season was a million times better than now
I like it so far, what's wrong with it?
One of the women is ugly
let me guess, the black one?
I think S2 started out worse but the longer it's going the more I'm warming up to it.
Big MclargeHuge is a retired MP drifting around merica, he strolls into towns, beats up baddies, delivers corny as frick lines, bones cute chicks and leaves
>drifting around merica, he strolls into towns, beats up baddies, delivers corny as frick lines, bones cute chicks and leaves
thats not what the show is about. He uses his MP skills to solve mysteries and save the country. He's like hobbyist jack bauer
>thats not what the show is about
>strolls into Margrave
>beats up Venezuelan and Kleiner baddies
>Delivers corny as frick lines like the "Without the suit you look jacked" line
>Bones Roscoe, who is a qt
>Leaves
Where's the lie?
>Bones Roscoe, who is a qt
>woman wants to frick attractive man
>this shocks anon
I wasn't shocked(read the book years ago and damnit we were robbed of Roscoe doing yoga in her panties post coitus). I meant none of that as a mark against the show either, I genuinely like it.
>retired MP
If he's not some navy seal or green beret but just a military cop then I will not speak badly of the show ever. Not that Mp are good, but having a protagonist not be a fricking navy seal or jarhead or ranger is amazing. I thought it was just another navy seal donut steel jackass but I appreciate him being something so mundane and honestly vilified as an MP. Since some people hate cops, military types won't like military police.
Yea i watched because he's a MP
>wearing slides in a fight
doomed from the start
heem sleepy
black guy is heavier but smol guy obviously has some training
speed > strength
everytime
What the frick is this show even about?
Imagine if Sherlock Holmes was an 8ft American chad who lifted trucks
Sounds fun actually, might give a watch.
he's captain of a college football team and its hilarious
>Where are you from, Reacher?
>My daddy's balls
Former military detective who does 90s action movie stuff
Right it should have been a woman beating up men
That's how I look at 5"7 180
>chinese guy on team is a traitor
real subtle
I did chuckle a bit at this scene though.
How ripped would I become if I drank this single cgi tear?
>cgi tear
by god i think hes right
>s1 love interest was 15 years younger
ftfy
they're paying him how much and he can't fricking cry for them? Why doesn't he just recall that horrific female stalker situation he constantly cries about on pods.
So GI Joe can't cry, huh?
realism is for homos
>cut wiener
absolutely not surprised whatsoever
In season 2 he smashed a cinderblock into a guy's face so hard that it exploded into dust and little pieces and then they kept fighting like that wouldn't instantly kill you. It's dumb action movie stuff but it's pretty kino. Reminds me of Justified back before it went on too long and ran out of stuff to do. Needs more booba.
s1 love interest looked miles better
ew. you can have her.
Ew you prefer the bogged roastie
The flat blonde was definitely better.
A gigachad with Reacher t-levels would only be plowing architecturally engineered slampigs.
>wahh muh Mary Sue
>a straight white male protagonist must be weak, effeminate, constantly wrong, completely useless in a fight and absolutely repulsive to everyone around them and have absolutely no redeeming qualities in order to not be a Mary Sue
Just say you want the average Cinemaphile poster as the show protagonist for you to self insert on and be done with it, morons.
why does this trigger you so much? we all enjoy the show or we wouldnt be in here talking with you, but the main character is way over the top. they take it even farther than in the cruise movies-- he's a demigod.
>they take it even farther than in the cruise movies-- he's a demigod.
technically not true, in one of the books some dudes did manage to break his nose.
this was a few books after he survived getting shot in the chest because his pecs were so thicc they stopped the bullet. no, im not kidding, this actually happened
introducing the novels' author
He does look like the MC in the show but if he was just a normal guy. It's obvious Reacher is his power fantasy but then again so is every novel for every writer ever. He's Brit though and his character is American. What's up with that?
>He does look like the MC in the show but if he was just a normal guy
common trend as you point out. picrel is the author of Conan. imagine everyone you meet in having instant and explicit access to your personal faplogs, then continuing to publish them
>He's Brit though and his character is American. What's up with that?
There's only so many stories you can write about lord reacherling finding his majesty's wobbledongle
I have dabbled somewhat in novel writing and only recently consciously realized the MC is basically me but if i was better in the all ways I wanted in appearance and demeanour. It's theurapetic in a way to write out your fantasies on paper like how Howard did. Even if it's for your eyes only and shit, as long as you put them out of your system, it feels great.
I guess he must have been pretty happy they found Alan given that they have very similar features, generally.
>the MC is basically me but if i was better in the all ways I wanted in appearance and demeanour
my MCs are usually ex-girlfriends. women are much more interesting to write about.
Do you have them be....you know..
all the more beautiful for their flaws? yes i do
>He's Brit though and his character is American. What's up with that?
why would a Brit military man be intimidating?
True but James Bond is way cooler than all these American action heroes so there's that.
>True but James Bond is way cooler than all these American action heroes so there's that.
Obviously not Craig. He's not even James Bond. The producers expressly admitted they wanted to make Oscar bait dramas and used the Bond brand for attention and money.
Connery and Brosnan? Now that's JAMES BOND.
lore accurate if you've ever read one of the books kek
>average Cinemaphile user
>white
why would a white person watch modern tv? why would they do that to themselves?
imagine simping for this lmao
Said the fat boomer
Who cares?
>not realistic
This is what the average 40 year old millennial looks like.
He should play Batman, just with dyed hair. he's already built like Arkham/DCAU Bruce.
How much food would he have to eat daily? 5-6K cals?
is he on gear?
Yes, obviously, but women think a few curls three times a week gets you here. Look at his traps. Ballooned traps and delts the size of fricking volleyballs are dead giveaways.
>inb4 morons claim natty
Don't embarrass yourself. Actors need to cycle to get massive and well-defined for roles.
Literally me
I swear it's in his contract that he goes topless for like 30 percent of his screentime.
if you work that hard for your body, you would too
True.
it's for the female audience
I suppose you want realistic media, like ones featuring blacks successfully integrating into society?
S2 is absolute dog
S2 I am enjoying but certain things just stand out jarring.
I suspend disbelief easily but even I had to be like oh come on when the truck carrying warheads is just cruising on a back road with 1 driver. No armored escort at all.
Which would be one thing if they snuck them out but they had just shown a scene where the one guy believed they were inspectors willingly telling them the warheads just left so you would think it would all look above board. Just lazy writing. Same with the girls getting shot in the car. They could have did that a different way than going superhero fast n furious cinematic universe shit. They'd be dead. Could have had the car got hit a few times and they swerver back fast behind the truck trailer then got out or something.
Plus the snipers at the funeral lmfao. Although that one could end up have been bad on purpose potentially
> truck carrying warheads is just cruising on a back road with 1 driver.
it was set up to be hijacked, they made a big deal about not wanting the driver to be hurt
>Plus the snipers at the funeral lmfao
I find it weird that none of them were masked and gave up so easily
my favorite budweiser ad
Size absolutely dominates in a fight, unless the big guy is too moronic to function
The dialogue was so cringe that I had to finally give up.
>"Investigating is in the details."
Hard hitting stuff.
>"Black lady, did I ever tell you that you're smart?"
Once an episode.
>"you don't mess with the investigators!"
What an awesome catchphrase.
Was the writing in the books this bad? I won't finish Season 2, so can someone tell me if the short blonde guy on the team was actually the bad guy? That's the only scenario I see this season ever being any good. Lemme know!
>I can end your life with one phone call
>I can end your life with one phone
based line
Was a member of the investigator team a double agent or not? And was it the small white man?
We don't know yet, I'm still expecting it to be the hag.
>the hag
Os that Reacher's love interest? She looks so fricking gross now. She used to be Siff, then you remember that was 20 years ago.
>She used to be Siff, then you remember that was 20 years ago.
Who? I only remember her as Zatanna in Smallville 15 years ago.
Yeah, that's her, I think. I never looked it up so I could give my brain plausible deniability.
I choose not to look at actresses past their 20s. Ruins the memories.
Siff is Jaimie Alexander you faceblind morons, she looks fine now still and she isn't in Reacher
>She used to be Siff
holy frick really? She looks nothing like what she used too
Faceblindness is an autism trait. You couldn't maybe check IMDB instead of being moronic?
it's going to be the small white guy with the family, the asian guy being the traitor is too obvious
this, called it from episode 1
>jack im sorry man im sorry
>they had pictures of my kids... what would you do man?
>frick you were like a big brother for me... goodbye...
>*pulls trigger, click*
>*reacher slowly pulls the magazine to his pistol from his jacket pocket*
>*smaller white man goes for his own pocket*
>*reacher shakes his head and pulls out smaller white man's brass knuckles as well*
It's going to be the old flame. Family man is too obvious. Her story about going undercover for the last few months really stinks. Also explains why she's been trying to get close to Reacher so fast.
frick youre probably right
>heh, I guess I am better off on my own after all
I kinda think it's the mexican guy who "died" They said he tattooed his body so if he died people would know it's him and that just feels like a big red flag. Like he just got another body, did the same tattoo and threw it off the helicopter to make people think he died.
It won't be a character who's never had a line of dialog.
that's what will make it a surprise
>reacher and co have swan pinned down
>all guns trained on him
>he begs them to let him explain
>they turn him into a bean bag
>as the gunshots fade a laugh can be heard from the shadows
>jajaja... is me eses...
>everyone turns around
>you? the mexican guy from episode 2?
>si. es mi all along estupido
>blasts the family
>blasts the old flame
>suddenly rears back choking
>eyes bulge out of his skull
>reachers giant protestant wiener is extending from his throat
>with one great thrust into mexican guys butthole he splits him in twain
>"you do NOT mess with THE SPECIAL INVESTIGATORS
>fist bumps black girl
>SS castle wolfenstein 24 jack bauer ass looking main guy
>amazon prime show
I thought amazon was globohomosexual wtf. Are we back in 2004 again and this is nu 24 and he is going to fight muslim terrorists in NYC next season?
>beats the shit out of every 5v1
>except when it's the final battle with the regular villian man, then it's a struggle 1v1
I hate this so much
if he had a knife or a gun it would have made more sense
He's literally me
I have struggled to watch season 2 cause of how cringe it is. I could manage season 1 and thought it was good but they really jumped the shark in two.
Everytime I hear someone say they like Reacher, I wince. I just know that I'm talking to a chud whitey. They think Reacher is a good character to look up to but in any other setup he would be villain. This was a bad mistake from Amazon
So lets see
>hello, I am totally settled down former womenizer
>i haven't shown a single picture of my kids or my wife, I get shady phonecalls and I need to "call my guys" somewhere else
>i make too much of adeal about being a family man, I jusg need to say at some point "Reacher, you know me, I cant settle down"
>also, I'm a white dude
>sup Jack, I'm a black super investigator living way above my paygrade
>dont mind me, let me just shoot baddies instead of questioning them
>I am definitely steering you towards your love interest
>I am the lady with painted eyebtows aka your love interest
>I've been undercover and all that shit
>for dramatic reasons I should be a double agent
It's all three of them OR the small white dude with the black lady, in case eyebrow lady needs to die. This wimould also give a 2on2 at the end.
I wouldn't be surprised if Swan is missing because he knows that his former team (excluding Reacher) are after him.
On mobile, didn't double check spelling.
>implying amazon would cast picrel as the villain
shes the only reason this show is allowed to exist and you know it
I hate her so much. Can the actress get VAXXED?
i like the actress. neagley could have ruined the show but she tones the role down by a lot. also has a trustworthy face/demeanor. all the casting is good in reacher imo
Worst acting I've seen since forever. You are not a sane person.
LOL what on earth are you on about, she's the worst part of the show and a huge blight on an otherwise tolerable TV show.
the character herself is the problem though, not the actress. she mostly stands in the background and delivers her lines pretty flat. i think she understands that her character is just there to make reacher not racist.
would you prefer some finger snapping?
The only thing that can save it is her becoming slightly more feminine and showing feelings for Reacher.
Finger snapping?
>her character is just there to make reacher not racist.
That's Finlay job there absolute no reason for her to be there
hazarding a guess here but i think finlay was the blackwash character
>nerd from boston
>cant get no respect in a southern small town
>pining over dead wife
he had to be white in the book. and they couldnt have him be the only black character cause hes too flawed
Finlay is actually black in the book
shut up israelite
>absolute no reason for her to be there
Every white man show has to have a sassy black woman to counter
I dont like her voice and her deliverycis monotone and wooden but I can deal with it
>her delivery is monotone
pretty sure she's supposed to be playing an asexual autismo
Why can’t they just cast hot ones, where’s the fricking mulatto girl push? Maybe some of the hottest girls around right now and nothing.
how about this strong and intelligent beauty from the godzilla show?
>i haven't shown a single picture of my kids or my wife
we literally see his family you moron
The dossier that shows Swan being the security chief is fabricated.
Manlet white is the actual security chief
Also
>reacher notices that white dude's wife doesn't panic at the whole thing
>"yeah durr daughter of a fire chief"
The family is an asset. Did those kids act like they were around their mom and dad?
they acted like brats, so yea kinda
I checked out of the series (drawn on eyebrows - can't unseen it). But the last thing I saw was Reacher defending Shaw(?) when the rest of the team called him a traitor. Reacher defended him as being part of their team. And they would never betray each other.
Idk man, I think y'all should brace yourselves for the possibility that NOBODY on Reacher's team is the Big Bad. This show is that fricking toothless.
i havent read the books but the fact that they're suspense novels says it all. there's always a twist, like in S1 when the seemingly spoiled and incompetent son betrays his father who we thought was the final bad guy
We met his family last ep you moron
The black woman makes this 7/10 show a 3/10. Cant escape Black folk mann
just found out reacher's actor is a bipolar schizo
what the hell do you mean
Don't link me to a gay 1 hour podcast video, just tell me why you think that and said that.
HES LITERALLY ME
I'm just like reacher or will be very soon
he's so ugly to be honest
yes he's a fake christian