Now that WBD is on verge of bankruptcy, which billionaire business daddy should be cheer on to buy Warner Bros. Studios?

Now that WBD is on verge of bankruptcy, which billionaire business daddy should be cheer on to buy Warner Bros. Studios?

I'd have said Elon Musk last year, but he's been acting a little too schizo lately, so my pick is François-Henri Pinault, the husband of Salma Hayek.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, imagine if Disney bought them! We could have Superman meeting Spider-Man! Pure...awesomeness!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mattel should buy both and then we’ll have the Barbvengers cinematic universe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney far more likely to go into chapter 11 than Warner.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. ESG will carry them forever no matter how much chuds complain.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not really. ESG will carry them forever no matter how much chuds complain.
          That's not how it works

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your tinfoil hat is on too tight

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. ESG will carry them forever no matter how much chuds complain.

          Iger's already looking to sell off assets in order to make the sale to Apple look more attractive. It's unironically over.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who could even buy them that actually wants them? I think WB and Disney proved you shouldn't just buy a company to dump their catalog and IP's onto their streaming platform.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elon
    This would be kind of awesome for the salty reaction alone. I bet he has shit taste in movies, but at least none of them would be woke.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF YOU SEE DA POLICE
    WARN A BROTHA

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't WB cost like $150 to $200 billion?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's only worth ~$30B by market cap but it has like $45B in debt.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they be on the verge of bankruptcy when they just released a billion dollar movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they released a dozen bombs before that and their streaming service is bleeding cashola

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 straight quarters of net loss. Losses are trending up because their debt load is insanely high, and the U.S. Fed benchmark interest rate keeps rising.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the fed counts two straight quarters of loss as being the official benchmark of being in a recession. Imagine being a company/corporation and you have 5 in a row

        Anyone saying WB isn't in trouble is sticking their head in the ground

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because their other movies (especially their DC ones) have lost billions for them. Especially The Flash with its 300M budget and marketing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 straight quarters of net loss. Losses are trending up because their debt load is insanely high, and the U.S. Fed benchmark interest rate keeps rising.

        because they released a dozen bombs before that and their streaming service is bleeding cashola

        Why would they be on the verge of bankruptcy when they just released a billion dollar movie.

        And Blue Beetle bombing too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A single billion dollar blockbuster can't save them from the tens of billions they lost on everything else, however. It's just like how Avatar 2's $2.1B+ gross can't salvage Disney's $124B debt, which is why they're considering selling off assets to survive.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The money they make from Barbie will barely be enough to cover Barbie's production/marketing costs and make up for what they wasted on trying to salvage The Flash.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The successes aren't coming fast or often enough to sustain them.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re not going bankrupt but they have been poorly run for a really long time.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now that WBD is on verge of bankruptcy
    No they're not. Barbie will gross over a billion.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Because their other movies (especially their DC ones) have lost billions for them. Especially The Flash with its 300M budget and marketing.

      because they released a dozen bombs before that and their streaming service is bleeding cashola

      The Flash bombed massively and lost 600M.

      Not to mention the Blue Beetle and The Meg 2 will lose them money.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No they're not. Barbie will gross over a billion.
      It won't cover their losses. There's still Blue Beetle and Aquaman 2 to release.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blue Beetle and Aquaman 2 to release.
        both will bomb, the age of capeshit is coming to an end.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It won’t. It’s already slowing down and that’s considering that WB is actively lying about their profits on it.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All we wanted was a conclusion to the Snyderverse. What WB don't want to admit is we also never got a conclusion to the Donnerverse or Burtonverse as well. All of them have had heave executive meddling. All they need to do is lower the budget and give the directors a chance to complete their vision. Only Nolan was given the chance.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only Nolan was given the chance.
      While it was cancelled on the same sudden terms as the others, I'd argue the Schumacher films feel pretty complete as is.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Schumacher films are set in the Burtonverse.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Schumacher films are set in the Burtonverse.
          You are making the Flash seem even more worthless. Do you want that?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the actors and writers should buy it collectively

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is WBD on the verge of bankruptcy? Basically everything released so far was made by WB before Discovery bought them. Discovery hasn't sunk much money yet.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Basically everything released so far was made by WB before Discovery bought them
      Gunn isn't any better. I would argue it is worse than before because we know what he can do.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can say that when the movie's out. Gunn's got fans and he picked the right adaptation to make use of his GotG skills. I don't think it's going to pass a billion, but I expect it'll be a solid success and might give WBD some momentum to do a proper restart now that they're under new management. Now if that management sucks, Gunn phones it in, and the movie flops? Then we can talk about bankruptcy.

        Especially if they properly merge their streaming service, Max/Watertower/whatever has enough properties on it that it could earn them a modest income as long as they don't overproduce original content. If they make a proper kid's section, it might kill Disney+ even. Cartoon Network and Discovery Channel content would make for a solid kid's app.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You can say that when the movie's out.
          Yes I can. He has done Suicide Squad and Peacemaker. They are mediocre for DC.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gunn's got fans
          I was okay with him at first but since taking over DC he has become such a fricking liar. He lost me.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are one serious capeshitter.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino when the Beverly Hillbillies bought a studio.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK HOLLYWOOD
    FRICK THE israeliteS

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully the whole studio is ripped into pieces with each part going to wildly different peoplle

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be Ari Emanuel the part Owner of The UFC look into it

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merge with Amazon. Prime members get half off entry to Universal Studios.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >consolidation is a good thing
      Frick off. They already have MGM & they butchered LOTR.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IMPOSSIBLE! BERBIE MADE BILLIONS SO WB SHOULD BE SAVED! Was Cinemaphile lying again?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now that WBD is on verge of bankruptcy
    Barbie is one of the most profitable movie of all time, they made like a billion in profit with that Harry Potter game and HBO is fricking crushing the competition. They'll be fine

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet, despite this, WBD is still on the verge of bankruptcy thanks to years of accumulated losses.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbie is one of the most profitable movie of all time, they made like a billion in profit with that Harry Potter game and HBO is fricking crushing the competition. They'll be fine
      If they ONLY released Barbie they'd be doing great. Except lately they have released:
      Black Adam
      Shazam
      Fantastic Beasts
      etc.

      that have lost them HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS. Barbie won't save them

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now that WBD is on verge of bankruptcy
    Yeah not great. Here's 2022 and 2023
    https://www.the-numbers.com/market/2022/distributor/Warner-Bros

    The Batman and Elvis made (some) $, all else lost. Fantastic Beasts / Black Adam / Matrix (2021 carryover) huge stinkers

    https://www.the-numbers.com/market/2023/distributor/Warner-Bros

    Barbie made $, everything else lost hundreds of millions.Shazam / Flash huge losses.

    WB not doing well.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like all these big company mergers have been nothing but trouble for everyone involved. Some big companies have even started splitting up after merging.

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