That was my first post in this thread. It's not mature to lash out like this.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
my fucking ass that was your first post, gay
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Let's say it wasn't. If I concede that whatever posts you think are mine lack capitalization where appropriate, that doesn't make your posts acceptable, does it? Either way you need to improve, right?
It's not like this is an innocent typo. It's a habit that prevents people from reading the rest of your post. If you won't put basic effort into typing it, why should you expect someone else to put the effort into reading it?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I got your punctuation right here *rips huge fart*
>Anon was late to work that morning >after arriving he was still not in proper uniform and the janitor on duty had to tell him to "clean it up" >he ignored these instructions and continued to post on his phone while deadly phosphine gas filled the room
>it's a "everyone involved is a complete retard" episode
Imagine sitting inside a building, being told there's a gas leak, and putting a sign on the door saying there's a gas leak while you just keep chilling out inside. For minimum wage.
the employees decided to lock themselves inside a building that had a gas leak and survived an explosion that levelled the building
darwin must be weeping
Remember the KotH episode when MegaLoMart gets destroyed by a propane leak because that dumb fuck Buckley kept stressing the valve? That's basically the same but irl
>Nutty Putty Cave Incident
He climbed into that death hole like a retard. >Demon Core Incidents
They knew the risks, they were just grew complacent as lazy.
tenerife was nothing but errors
>Tenerife Airport Disaster
The air traffic controllers were not using the proper lingo they should have been and the top gun wannabe Dutch guy was too cool to wait to be sure he had clearance.
>Nutty Putty Cave Incident
I'm pretty sure most spelunkers know better than to go head first into unmapped routes they can't sure they'll ever get out of.
>Demon Core Incidents
They literally knew what would happen if they dropped the screwdriver.
>tenerife >nobody makes a mistake
retarded tourist
You guys are the retards. These incidents were all the cause of a series of small mistakes rather than massive "what the fuck were they thinking" fuckups. Bad luck was what makes them legendary rather than incompetence. Hindsight is 20/20 and magnifies small mistakes into inevitabilities. The reality is everything could've gone normally and no one ever would know
>Are we sure we actually have clearance? >idk lol, WE GAAN!
>This small, vertical segment of tunnel is unmapped. I should squeeze my entire body to see what's inside! YOLO!
>If this beryllium hemisphere completely encloses the plutonium sphere under it we'll die horrible, agonizing deaths from radiation poisoning. So let's jiggle the beryllium around with a screwdriver LOL
where was the small mistake anon
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He didn't actually try and map the cave, he just took a wrong turn and convinced himself he was going the right way.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>If this beryllium hemisphere completely encloses the plutonium sphere under it we'll die horrible, agonizing deaths from radiation poisoning. So let's jiggle the beryllium around with a screwdriver LOL
That one especially gets me. What the fuck was he thinking? Why didn't everyone in the room beat him into a coma?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
people used to have balls
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I go back and forth on this one. Because OK, jamming a screwdriver into a nuclear bomb core isn't great. But the official protocol was just to jam bits of wood in there. I don't think it would have saved him.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think shims would have been a bit more stable at the very least
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If I got a lethal dose of radiation, the first thing I'm going to do is murder that man. You have nothing to lose
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
They're basically the Steve Irwin of the physics crowd.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Its nothing more than a particularly grim episode of MR.Bean
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
that "WE GAAN" transcript that everyone keeps posting because it's so epic and funny is literally fake.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
we gaan is s literal quote from the real transcript as well
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I assume you Ameribros don't think of that word as it is actually pronounced. Unfortunately I'm retarded and lack the pronunciation symbology to represent what I mean. Suffice to say: it is not said as it is read to an American ear.
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More like "Hehe hey Mark you have to try this it reminds me of your sister! hahaha OH NOoooo-"
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>is literally fake
It was literally on the front page.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
we gaan is s literal quote from the real transcript as well
>is literally fake
It was literally on the front page.
that image of the snarky back and forth conversation with the ATC and the pilot that gets posted every thread is fake, the "we gaan" is the only part of the transcript that's real and that's just "we're going" in dutch
https://web.archive.org/web/20120420202328/http://www.airdisaster.com/cvr/tenetr.shtml
2 weeks ago
Anοnymous
>that image of the snarky back and forth conversation with the ATC and the pilot
"that image" is literally just the dialogue from the climax of Joker and didn't exist until 2019 while WE GAAN memes go further back, retard
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
and most people don't know that. everyone makes it out to be so whacky and funny like the pilot was a complete retard who was being an unreasonable asshole when the reality is much different
2 weeks ago
Anοnymous
>and most people don't know that
most people aren't retards like you
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>we gaan" is the only part of the transcript that's real
no shit tardo
>son, now you must choose >will you observe proper safety procedure when handling radioactive materials and ensure survival of the team >or use screwdriver to prevent horrific radiation poisoning?
Yeah “small mistakes”
>hmm today I think I will keep this nuclear weapon stable by holding pic-related between two halves >hmm today I think I will crawl into this downward-sloping chasm gambling completely on the idea that it will start sloping upwards ahead for me to back up if I need to
Do you need to be handheld this hard from hurting yourself and everyone around you?
The one where the plane randomly starts draining the oxygen is a much better example. The bad 737 Max autopilot software that would take away your ability to fly the plane and instantly nosedive/stall you based on what it thought was happening outside the plane
Or the fact that an underwater volcano burping nearby can kill everyone around you with toxic gases while you sit on top of a jeep
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>aluminum? >lead? >concrete? >heavy water? >no says the scientist >behold the optimal safety device
>Nutty Putty Cave Incident
He climbed into that death hole like a retard. >Demon Core Incidents
They knew the risks, they were just grew complacent as lazy.
The air traffic controllers were not using the proper lingo they should have been and the top gun wannabe Dutch guy was too cool to wait to be sure he had clearance.
>Nutty Putty Cave Incident
I'm pretty sure most spelunkers know better than to go head first into unmapped routes they can't sure they'll ever get out of.
>Demon Core Incidents
They literally knew what would happen if they dropped the screwdriver.
it was three incredibly avoidable situations, and it was plainly obvious.
like a toddler grinning and saying "green" when asked what color the sky is. the grin means he's fucking with you. not that you need to earnestly correct them.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I didn't reply to it because I know the game, I'm just saying the game is stupid.
The whole incident was a series of mistakes that lead to disaster. The air traffic controller made mistakes. The Pan Am plane made mistakes. The KLM plane made mistakes.
>Demon Core Incidents
a better example would be any time some third world people find something really radioactive and just think it's a glowing rock
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident
>On September 16, Alves succeeded in puncturing the capsule's aperture window with a screwdriver, allowing him to see a deep blue light coming from the tiny opening he had created.[1] He inserted the screwdriver and successfully scooped out some of the glowing substance. Thinking it was perhaps a type of gunpowder, he tried to light it, but the powder would not ignite.
>On September 18, Alves sold the items to a nearby scrapyard. That night, Devair Alves Ferreira, the owner of the scrapyard, noticed the blue glow from the punctured capsule. Thinking the capsule's contents were valuable or even supernatural, he immediately brought it into his house >supernatural
Brown people have the ability to manipulate time and space through sheer incompetence sometimes, physics will change to make them hurt themselves and others. Seen it a lot working in a factory.
>The day before the sale to the third scrapyard, on September 24, Ivo, Devair's brother, successfully scraped some additional dust out of the source and took it to his house a short distance away. There he spread some of it on the concrete floor. His six-year-old daughter, Leide das Neves Ferreira, later ate an egg sandwich while sitting on this floor. She was also fascinated by the blue glow of the powder, applying it to her body and showing it off to her mother. Dust from the powder fell on the egg sandwich she was consuming; she eventually absorbed 1.0 GBq and received a total dose of 6.0 Gy, more than a fatal dose even with treatment
You would be interested too if you found a random mysterious glowing dust
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nah, if I saw some blue glowing shit I'd be like, "What the fuck is that shit I shouldn't mess with it". Even if I was like 5.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>dabs >continues to eat tide pods
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>On September 13, 1987, the guard who was tasked with protecting the site did not show up for work. Taking advantage, burglars Roberto dos Santos Alves and Wagner Mota Pereira illegally entered the site. They partially disassembled the teletherapy unit and placed the source assembly – which they thought might have some scrap value – in a wheelbarrow >they began dismantling the equipment. That same evening, they both began to vomit due to radiation sickness. Nevertheless, they continued in their efforts. >On September 15, Pereira visited a local clinic, where his symptoms were diagnosed as the result of something he had eaten; he was told to return home and rest. Alves, however, continued with his efforts to dismantle the equipment and eventually freed the caesium capsule >On September 16, Alves succeeded in puncturing the capsule's aperture window with a screwdriver, allowing him to see a deep blue light coming from the tiny opening he had created. He inserted the screwdriver and successfully scooped out some of the glowing substance. Thinking it was perhaps a type of gunpowder, he tried to light it, but the powder would not ignite. >On September 18, Alves sold the items to a nearby scrapyard. That night, Devair Alves Ferreira, the owner of the scrapyard, noticed the blue glow from the punctured capsule. Thinking the capsule's contents were valuable or even supernatural, he immediately brought it into his house. Over the next three days, he invited friends and family to view the strange glowing substance
Every day I thank the little baby Jesus that I wasn't born as a clueless and poor Brazilian. Life is tough, but at least I'm not poisoning myself with radiation because I tried to sell whatever I stole from an abandoned hospital for 5 BRL.
>On September 16, Alves succeeded in puncturing the capsule's aperture window with a screwdriver, allowing him to see a deep blue light coming from the tiny opening he had created.[1] He inserted the screwdriver and successfully scooped out some of the glowing substance. Thinking it was perhaps a type of gunpowder, he tried to light it, but the powder would not ignite.
>On September 18, Alves sold the items to a nearby scrapyard. That night, Devair Alves Ferreira, the owner of the scrapyard, noticed the blue glow from the punctured capsule. Thinking the capsule's contents were valuable or even supernatural, he immediately brought it into his house. Over the next three days, he invited friends and family to view the strange glowing substance.
>The day before the sale to the third scrapyard, on September 24, Ivo, Devair's brother, successfully scraped some additional dust out of the source and took it to his house a short distance away. There he spread some of it on the concrete floor. His six-year-old daughter, Leide das Neves Ferreira, later ate an egg sandwich while sitting on this floor. She was also fascinated by the blue glow of the powder, applying it to her body and showing it off to her mother. Dust from the powder fell on the egg sandwich she was consuming; she eventually absorbed 1.0 GBq and received a total dose of 6.0 Gy, more than a fatal dose even with treatment.[11][12][13]
>Read the whole thing
Brazilians have to be the dumbest fucking people on the planet. Even an uneducated jeet or African would have deduced he's getting sick because of the glowly rock. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you joke but there are 200 million Brazilians and they lived every day running the gaunlet of life in Brazil. One day evolutionary pressures are going to produce a race of Brazilian supermen simply by virtue of the fact that their ancestors survived being Brazilian.
Leide das Neves Ferreira, aged 6 (6.0 Gy), was the daughter of Ivo Ferreira. When an international team arrived to treat her, she was discovered confined to an isolated room in the hospital because the staff were afraid to go near her. She gradually experienced swelling in the upper body, hair loss, kidney and lung damage, and internal bleeding. She died on October 23, 1987, of "septicemia and generalized infection" at the Marcilio Dias Navy Hospital, in Rio de Janeiro.[16] She was buried in a common cemetery in Goiânia, in a special fiberglass coffin lined with lead to prevent the spread of radiation. Despite these measures, news of her impending burial caused a riot of more than 2,000 people in the cemetery on the day of her burial, all fearing that her corpse would poison the surrounding land. Rioters tried to prevent her burial by using stones and bricks to block the cemetery roadway.[17] She was buried despite this interference.
Literal cavemen, Jesus Christ
see, the frog indicates a jest in a friendly manner. i now know youre not entirely braindead, just a little bit maybe. i wouldnt know otherwise, because i cant see your voice nor hear your voice
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
NTA but why can't you capitalize? Please meet the bare minimum requirements for posting if you want anyone to actually read what you wrote
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>no period at the end
FAGGGOOTTTT
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>FAGGGOOTTTT!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
kys phoneposter apologist
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
PCs and even Mac computers are capable of producing capital letters.
>Tenerife Airport Disaster >The impact of the plane caused some passengers to literally be cut in half by their own seat belts.
Reading about the first hand accounts of people who survived that disaster always fucked me up a little. It's legit one of the most nightmarish scenarios I can possibly imagine to be in.
not that anon, but there is somewhere you could go to avoid ever having to see such imagery every again:
me too bro
>and most people don't know that
most people aren't retards like you
and most people don't know that. everyone makes it out to be so whacky and funny like the pilot was a complete retard who was being an unreasonable asshole when the reality is much different
kek it's your right to follow instructions right down to the bottom of the sea, my man. me? i'll be 500m away with my family in a lifeboat waiting for the helicopter. hope there's one left for you and yours once they give you permission to live, though!
How can anyone fuck up with propane is astounding ,propane is only flammable in a mixture of 2 to 9% propane to air and being heavy is predictable to form a pocket in a low area and/or closed space.
Don't store a tank in shed and don't lift it with the valve and that's it.
Propane don't kill people ,people kill people.
yep ,but i wouldn't be surprised that he loosened it too fast and it just flew off.
They get clogged with shit sometimes on old tanks.
He should have plugged that hole immediately after instead of playing with his balls for 30 min.
Maybe he didnt carry the PPE for that , a lot of people dont care to carry it because it gets really stinky over time.
also if anyone has a link to the autralian mine where an electrician disassembles a hv breaker to take the springs out or something at it slowsly closes itself back up or something i can't quite remember thanks.
for the same reason people sit on sinking ships until they're dead when the staff says to remain in their cabins. the overwhelming majority of people can only just barely be considered sapient; they need and crave direction and struggle to operate independently. when you combine this with a near-universal bias towards "everything is fine and everything will be okay" and you get results like this where retarded animals like mice and cockroaches can outperform humans at the basics of not-being-dead.
>people sit on sinking ships until they're dead when the staff says to remain in their cabins.
anyone whos ever been on a ship or tried to get off an aeroplane should understand that sometimes following instructions is the most efficient way of evacuating instead of typical american response of selfishly going apeshit.
kek it's your right to follow instructions right down to the bottom of the sea, my man. me? i'll be 500m away with my family in a lifeboat waiting for the helicopter. hope there's one left for you and yours once they give you permission to live, though!
He was referring to a South Korean shipwreck a few years ago where the crew seriously fucked up and everyone who listened to them died because of it. >ship starts sinking >crew tells all passengers to stay in their cabins >crew then abandons ship without telling passengers (major violation of maritime law, captain was sentenced to life imprisonment) >ship sinks and capsizes >everyone who stayed in their cabin is dead, which was most of the passengers because Asians are communal as fuck and do whatever authority instructs them to do >the few passengers onboard who aren't NPCs and left their rooms escape and survive
that's a good one. It pops into my head sometimes when I'm doing something kinda dangerous and I think "I'm shaking hands with danger", the guitar riff plays in my head, and I stop. But sometimes I do stupid shit so fast I can't even catch myself. One time I touched a running end mill doing 2000RPM and I pulled my hand away as soon as I touched it and I realized wtf am I doing. By the grace of God somehow nothing even happened to my fingers
A few years back I had the bright idea to drill through a small piece of aluminium pipe. To get it started, I put a lot of force on the hand drill. And because I didn't have a vice nearby, I just held the piece of metal. The drill bit slipped, and went through the tip of my thumb before I even noticed, and I yanked it back out on reflex.
Wrapped it up in a cloth bandage for a few weeks and it fixed itself, hospitals are a scam. It's a bit numb at the tip, but that's about it. Man, that was a dumb move.
Kek. I got one of those meme samurai kitchen knife sets as a gift. I've pretty much had only dull as fuck kitchen knives all my life and I didn't even really know what it's like to cut vegetables with a sharp knife.
Literally the first time I was using the biggest knife from the set it just slipped right through the leek I was cutting and embedded itself in my finger to the bone. Sheer fucking luck that I wasn't putting enough pressure to cut my finger in half. As it was I just bleed all over my apartment until I managed to bandage the finger tightly. Finger feels a bit tight when I bend it but is otherwise fine.
i had a similar experience cutting a mango >watching female roommate fail at it >"give it here" >instantly carve off a slice of my thumb >mango ruined >roomie lightly wraps my wound >have to re-do it myself >despite being mostly severed, the slice reattaches and the scar eventually fades over the years >can barely see the top part where the knife went in now
>scar from a friction burn from a kite string still visible as ever
Imagine you start a fire in a crowded club, all the fire exits are locked shut, all the windows are barred, and the one way out is up a flight of stairs with 50 people behind you pushing you to move faster for prime crush conditions, and at the top the doors open inwards.
Probably one of the worst ways to go out. Anyone who didn't instantly start moving for the door died.
QRD?
>Wow... That's not good.
Since you retards aren't going to post the video
looks like this is a reupload, and holy fuck, the screams, i didnt hear them in the other version of this video
Imagine you start a fire in a crowded club, all the fire exits are locked shut, all the windows are barred, and the one way out is up a flight of stairs with 50 people behind you pushing you to move faster for prime crush conditions, and at the top the doors open inwards.
Probably one of the worst ways to go out. Anyone who didn't instantly start moving for the door died.
>all the people stuck at the entrance
horrible stuff
It's also remarkable how the man filming analyzed the situation well and quickly enough to save his life.
>YWN see the great molasses flood from multiple CCT angles >YWN see morons burn down Tulsa and fire on the fire department as they try to save their lives >YWN see Halifax go up in the biggest explosion before nukes
If you look at the tables and chairs, it's obvious that the men in this video are giants.
It's not fair to blame chinese building codes for this accident as you can't expect the architects to account for giants.
>be me >broke >take job hanging Christmas lights >just a few months and good money if you climb >get used to wobbly ladders, slick roofs, broken gutters and no safety equipment >go up to do a raised porch one day >maybe 15+ feet off the ground >string it no problem but the second story is almost 40ft and the porch blocks front access to the peak >”whatever” >drag an extendable a-frame to the porch roof >get to 3rd or 4th run when I feel the outside leg give >the fucking roof timber was rotten and hadn’t been inspected since a Roosevelt was president >leg sinks through completely and I jump off just before I’m thrown by the ladder’s momentum >land on roof but leg goes right through the same hole the ladder made >rack my sack on the side of the roof, tangle my other leg in the falling a-frame, and sink up to my thigh though the porch roof >fucking timber barely held my weight to keep me from going headfirst into the concrete >partner is a tiny Mexican guy and it’s his first day >untangles my leg from the ladder >porch is fucked >lights aren’t up >I right myself, toss our shit in the truck and head home >between that and the 70 ft mansion job to fix one fucking bulb earlier that day I think the Mexican quit
You can die in some of the dumbest ways doing odd jobs and it’s always in what seems like the lowest risk circumstances you relax and fuck up.
I've had a nail go through the bottom of my boot and get impaled in my foot. Always get boots with a steel shank. It was from working on a porch as well.
something like one of these could've been me... was desperate for a job a while back and worked at a non profit that did odd jobs for different companies and required frequent forklift use and their training consisted of reading a little booklet then taking a multiple choice test and if you got an answer wrong you just did it over again.
Worst part is they also hired mentally disabled people for most of the menial work (it was the only way they could stay profitable because they got government subsidies for it) so you'd be traveling down the poorly lit hallway (because they only wanted to pay for every other lighting fixture to be working) and you'd frequently have tards just wandering around corners, or standing in the middle of the hallway staring at you.
I remember the supervisor telling me they've had all sorts of horrible accidents with the forklift in the past and almost all of them involved some tard getting crushed. Poor guys... they don't know any better
>tilts the dump-bin on the dump trolley >changing the center of mass onto the other side of the wheel sends him catapulting into the abyss
Holy fucking shit I would have done this too and died. Thank god I don't do these jobs
why the fuck would anyone willingly go cave spelunking? I really don’t get it. I did it a couple of times on trips I was on and it was awful. First they had you crawl through a box to make sure you weren’t too fat to fit through some spaces. I made it easily but then it’s just >lay flat on the ground with your arms stretched straight in front and crawl your way through >you’ll feel it get tight but you’ll make it
you do all that shit and it’s just fucking wet rock everywhere. there’s nothing to discover, no sense of wonder. It’s novel for maybe 10 mins and then you have to go all the way back. I really don’t get it. There’s a lot better things to do if you want a sense of adventure
There are some caves that open out into cool areas, but honestly, if the cave is worth seeing someone will drill through the rock and make a proper staircase instead.
I have a nice anecdote that happened to me, albeit in a smaller scale, else I wouldn't be here of course.
I used to work with liquid nitrogen a lot, and eventually lost respect.
On a friday afternoon, tired mind, just wanting to go home, I had stuff to freeze. Normally I threw it in the container and took it out by hand because Leidenfrost effect.
This day I didn't. I thought "oh I could use some protective gear for a change (????)", so I grabbed a glove. It was a cotton glove though that only protects agains regular -20C and -80C freezers, but I put my gloved hand right into the -320F liquid.
Gladly I realized my mistake right away, threw out my hand and pulled the glove off.
My fingers were WHITE. An hour later blisters formed all over the fingers and hand and it took weeks to heal and not hurt anymore.
In the beginning I was afraid it might have damaged the nerves, but it healed very well so today there is no indication whatsoever that it ever happened.
But it helped me regain my respect for liquid nitrogen.
It’s like having a wet oven mitt. The fibres of the glove retain the heat (or lack of heat in this scenario), extending time spent in direct contact with the heat/lack of heat.
>If Scorpion had fired a defective torpedo, it could have sought out a target and turned back to strike the sub that launched it.[27]
Fucking McHale's Navy over here.
>The eruption triggered the sudden release of about 100,000–300,000 tons (1.6 million tons, according to some sources) of carbon dioxide (CO2).[2][3] The gas cloud initially rose at nearly 100 kilometres per hour (62 mph; 28 m/s) and then, being heavier than air, descended onto nearby villages, displacing all the air and suffocating people and livestock within 25 kilometres (16 mi) of the lake.[
Bloody hell, m8
The CSB video on that H2S incident is true nightmare fuel
>freak accident blasts you with a lethal dose of H2S >your wife comes looks for you a few hours later and dies as soon as she gets near your body >she came with your kids who are now waiting in the car soon to find out both their parents are dead
>whole area just slowly filling with propane gas >everyone can smell it >just hang up a sign saying "closed due to gas-leak" >doesn't leave the area >just chills as more gas builds up
Luckily they survived but I don't know if anyone remembers that new story where an entire family gets killed my a manure pit because they kept trying to save eachother.
my friend bought that for me to stream because he wanted to see someone play it, I thought it would be like some shitty 4 hour meme game, but I think it took me over 20 hours to beat and I don't think I've ever been more drained. It was fun meming about like Finns being water soluble. Also how the few times you manage to make it out of some horrible sewer that you must be just covered in like blood, shit, piss, and like fungus. There is a part where you end up in a kebab show and after playing that last section I was thinking that I'd eat like half of the food in that store.
I felt similarly. Went in expecting basically a Half Life 2 mod about urban exploration, ended up with a 20 hour experience of finnish autism and conspiracy theories.
I should say I enjoyed the shit out of it, though by the last bit I was just mentally exhausted. I really hope we get some more info on Infra 2. I managed to get the ending where you go on vacation in like the snow first try. Honestly with the shit you go through your boss should just be like, "Hey just go on vacation for a couple years, you've made us so much money holy fuck".
Sadly the autism of the developers has gotten out of control, so instead of doing a sequel or simple add-on to INFRA they are now working on an early access open world crafting survival RPG (current version: 0.32b) set in the wider setting of INFRA.
I'll have to ask my dad next time I see him, but he was working as a mechanic and managed to drive like a bolt or something entirely through his hand, like from top to bottom and didn't notice until like an hour later when one of the other mechanics started to freak out.
My grandpa cut his little finger off in a machine like pic related.
He'd show off his gross stump to all his grandkids and we'd all marvel at it, but now I really wish he was alive so I could ask him how he was retarded enough to reach his arm into this thing while it was turned on.
I'll give you the answer, either fresh or old complacency. If he did it while young it was, "I know what I'm doing, I got this". Or the, "Well this shit hasn't hurt me and I've used it 20 years".
I used to work for osha making interactive safety training courses and I had to read these retarded case files of people falling off ladders and licking live wires all day.
Unbelievable how retarded the average worker is.
I’d make the training as obnoxious as possible based on how many case files I had to go through, the sort of interactive PowerPoint where you can’t skip any slide and it quizzes you at the end to see if you were paying attention.
The case studies are the best parts of that kind of training because you get shit like >Branjeet flings the wheelchair-bound woman down the flight of stairs. Which occupational health and safety rules were not being follow in this situation? Select all that apply.
Yep, I loved making really obvious examples into drawn out quizzes.
One case where construction workers got in a fight at a site and one of them fell off (or was pushed off) a two story building. Asking what safety rules were violated and I made the correct answer that they weren’t harnessed in while fighting, lol.
Some cases were sad though, one where a scaffold wasn’t properly anchored and fell on 4 people, they were all severely injured and one guy died from his injuries, really brutal reading about his death because it was pretty drawn out and he did nothing wrong, was just in the wrong place after some retard didn’t put enough ties on a scaffold.
When I was in high school, a college recruiter came to our class and advertised his school by telling us about how a girl just killed herself with their lathe
>I've only heard of le edgy Cinemaphiles and will defend my mental picture of it
You don't have to pretend. I was there.
The irony of you fucking children telling me anything.
IGGER
>your last words will never be "OH moron" as you're blown to bits
If you can dream it you can do it.
Teamwork makes the dream work
*Kills you*
*it was a hologram*
Still better than being an airbus pilot about to hit the ground
Is that the one where they make sure to call you retarded before crashing? Ingenious design
why cant americans do anything but think about blacks even in their final moments of life
Why can irrelevant countries think of literally anything besides America in every moment of their life
>my country is not as irrelevant as yours, therefore i must think and talk about blacks at all times
united statian mentality...
Because the bomb was American
Because that's usually the cause
mutts law
BECAUSE THEY'VE MADE MY FUCKING LIFE UNLIVEABLE, OKAY? BECAUSE I CAN'T DO A FUCKING THING NOW WITHOUT A FUCKING moron RUINING IT!
That's too much capitalization.
my last toughts would be:
>at least is not Delta Pi.
And you'll still be cancelled
>people go to X out your tombstone
still better than your last words being candle ja
Christ not this old shitty meme, nobody fucking cares you old boomer, candle ja
You can say "candle" as much as you want, just don't say "candle jack" or you will
wtf is this roleplay bullshit? stop playing pretend gays. if you say candle jack nothing will h
The fucks going on in this thread? All these retarda posting candle jack and oh ni
Candlejack only kidnaps you if you say his full name, not partway through saying it, you fucking newf
>not typing the full name
>space after 'candle'
fricking newfigs
if you can't even get the meme right, you might as well just have a nice day
If you can't use capital letters at the beginning of your sentences, don't post.
nta but NOW you decide to use punctuation, fucking hypocrite
That was my first post in this thread. It's not mature to lash out like this.
my fucking ass that was your first post, gay
Let's say it wasn't. If I concede that whatever posts you think are mine lack capitalization where appropriate, that doesn't make your posts acceptable, does it? Either way you need to improve, right?
It's not like this is an innocent typo. It's a habit that prevents people from reading the rest of your post. If you won't put basic effort into typing it, why should you expect someone else to put the effort into reading it?
I got your punctuation right here *rips huge fart*
DELTA PEE
when it has you
it has a gay
formerly when its gotcha its gotcha
>Anon was late to work that morning
>after arriving he was still not in proper uniform and the janitor on duty had to tell him to "clean it up"
>he ignored these instructions and continued to post on his phone while deadly phosphine gas filled the room
>it's a retard got his coworkers killed simply because he was lazy episode
>it's a smoker kills everyone episode
Literally me
There's a lazy manager at fault here.
PART 1 of 6: The SaGa Begins
>it's a "everyone involved is a complete retard" episode
Imagine sitting inside a building, being told there's a gas leak, and putting a sign on the door saying there's a gas leak while you just keep chilling out inside. For minimum wage.
how the fuck did they survive though
>the moron had 30 minutes to evacute the place and fix hi shit up
>decided to be retarded instead
Qrd?
>It completely reeks of gas
>Ah, we just lock the store and stay inside
the employees decided to lock themselves inside a building that had a gas leak and survived an explosion that levelled the building
darwin must be weeping
Remember the KotH episode when MegaLoMart gets destroyed by a propane leak because that dumb fuck Buckley kept stressing the valve? That's basically the same but irl
meant for
>it's a nobody makes a mistake but they all die anyway because the world is just that fucked up episode
Name 3
Tenerife Airport Disaster
Nutty Putty Cave Incident
Demon Core Incidents
>nutty putty
That whole thing could have been avoided by not being a retard trying to fit your body in a tiny hole
You guys are the retards. These incidents were all the cause of a series of small mistakes rather than massive "what the fuck were they thinking" fuckups. Bad luck was what makes them legendary rather than incompetence. Hindsight is 20/20 and magnifies small mistakes into inevitabilities. The reality is everything could've gone normally and no one ever would know
>Are we sure we actually have clearance?
>idk lol, WE GAAN!
>This small, vertical segment of tunnel is unmapped. I should squeeze my entire body to see what's inside! YOLO!
>If this beryllium hemisphere completely encloses the plutonium sphere under it we'll die horrible, agonizing deaths from radiation poisoning. So let's jiggle the beryllium around with a screwdriver LOL
where was the small mistake anon
He didn't actually try and map the cave, he just took a wrong turn and convinced himself he was going the right way.
>>If this beryllium hemisphere completely encloses the plutonium sphere under it we'll die horrible, agonizing deaths from radiation poisoning. So let's jiggle the beryllium around with a screwdriver LOL
That one especially gets me. What the fuck was he thinking? Why didn't everyone in the room beat him into a coma?
people used to have balls
I go back and forth on this one. Because OK, jamming a screwdriver into a nuclear bomb core isn't great. But the official protocol was just to jam bits of wood in there. I don't think it would have saved him.
I think shims would have been a bit more stable at the very least
If I got a lethal dose of radiation, the first thing I'm going to do is murder that man. You have nothing to lose
They're basically the Steve Irwin of the physics crowd.
Its nothing more than a particularly grim episode of MR.Bean
that "WE GAAN" transcript that everyone keeps posting because it's so epic and funny is literally fake.
we gaan is s literal quote from the real transcript as well
I assume you Ameribros don't think of that word as it is actually pronounced. Unfortunately I'm retarded and lack the pronunciation symbology to represent what I mean. Suffice to say: it is not said as it is read to an American ear.
More like "Hehe hey Mark you have to try this it reminds me of your sister! hahaha OH NOoooo-"
>is literally fake
It was literally on the front page.
that image of the snarky back and forth conversation with the ATC and the pilot that gets posted every thread is fake, the "we gaan" is the only part of the transcript that's real and that's just "we're going" in dutch
https://web.archive.org/web/20120420202328/http://www.airdisaster.com/cvr/tenetr.shtml
>that image of the snarky back and forth conversation with the ATC and the pilot
"that image" is literally just the dialogue from the climax of Joker and didn't exist until 2019 while WE GAAN memes go further back, retard
and most people don't know that. everyone makes it out to be so whacky and funny like the pilot was a complete retard who was being an unreasonable asshole when the reality is much different
>and most people don't know that
most people aren't retards like you
>we gaan" is the only part of the transcript that's real
no shit tardo
>Tenerife
>NOT a massive "what the fuck were they thinking" fuckup
what are you ON bro
>son, now you must choose
>will you observe proper safety procedure when handling radioactive materials and ensure survival of the team
>or use screwdriver to prevent horrific radiation poisoning?
Yeah “small mistakes”
anon is right, the way these accidents played out meant that all of them were basically impossible to prevent
>hmm today I think I will keep this nuclear weapon stable by holding pic-related between two halves
>hmm today I think I will crawl into this downward-sloping chasm gambling completely on the idea that it will start sloping upwards ahead for me to back up if I need to
Do you need to be handheld this hard from hurting yourself and everyone around you?
The one where the plane randomly starts draining the oxygen is a much better example. The bad 737 Max autopilot software that would take away your ability to fly the plane and instantly nosedive/stall you based on what it thought was happening outside the plane
Or the fact that an underwater volcano burping nearby can kill everyone around you with toxic gases while you sit on top of a jeep
>aluminum?
>lead?
>concrete?
>heavy water?
>no says the scientist
>behold the optimal safety device
How about just not cave diving? That shit is only for crazy white dudes anyways.
>Nutty Putty Cave Incident
He climbed into that death hole like a retard.
>Demon Core Incidents
They knew the risks, they were just grew complacent as lazy.
>crawl into tight hole head first deep underground
>get stuck and die
whooooa unfair there's nothing i can do
I WAS BLOCKING
tenerife was nothing but errors
>Tenerife Airport Disaster
The air traffic controllers were not using the proper lingo they should have been and the top gun wannabe Dutch guy was too cool to wait to be sure he had clearance.
>Nutty Putty Cave Incident
I'm pretty sure most spelunkers know better than to go head first into unmapped routes they can't sure they'll ever get out of.
>Demon Core Incidents
They literally knew what would happen if they dropped the screwdriver.
>tenerife
>nobody makes a mistake
retarded tourist
Lmao everyone took the bait, nice
>If i get attention I win even if that attention is calling me an idiot
There is so much to unpack from this zoomer idea
it was three incredibly avoidable situations, and it was plainly obvious.
like a toddler grinning and saying "green" when asked what color the sky is. the grin means he's fucking with you. not that you need to earnestly correct them.
I didn't reply to it because I know the game, I'm just saying the game is stupid.
>Tenerife Airport Disaster
The whole incident was a series of mistakes that lead to disaster. The air traffic controller made mistakes. The Pan Am plane made mistakes. The KLM plane made mistakes.
>Demon Core Incidents
a better example would be any time some third world people find something really radioactive and just think it's a glowing rock
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident
Horrible incident.
Can South Americans really not help themselves? Pic related
>On September 16, Alves succeeded in puncturing the capsule's aperture window with a screwdriver, allowing him to see a deep blue light coming from the tiny opening he had created.[1] He inserted the screwdriver and successfully scooped out some of the glowing substance. Thinking it was perhaps a type of gunpowder, he tried to light it, but the powder would not ignite.
Fascinating
For me it's 50,000 radioactive rolls of toilet paper
kek how are those monkeys even allowed to have nuclear materials
>On September 18, Alves sold the items to a nearby scrapyard. That night, Devair Alves Ferreira, the owner of the scrapyard, noticed the blue glow from the punctured capsule. Thinking the capsule's contents were valuable or even supernatural, he immediately brought it into his house
>supernatural
this is one of those articles that just becomes more unbelievable the further you scroll.
Brown people have the ability to manipulate time and space through sheer incompetence sometimes, physics will change to make them hurt themselves and others. Seen it a lot working in a factory.
welcome to the future anon
is this the one where the little girl rubbed it in her hair?
>The day before the sale to the third scrapyard, on September 24, Ivo, Devair's brother, successfully scraped some additional dust out of the source and took it to his house a short distance away. There he spread some of it on the concrete floor. His six-year-old daughter, Leide das Neves Ferreira, later ate an egg sandwich while sitting on this floor. She was also fascinated by the blue glow of the powder, applying it to her body and showing it off to her mother. Dust from the powder fell on the egg sandwich she was consuming; she eventually absorbed 1.0 GBq and received a total dose of 6.0 Gy, more than a fatal dose even with treatment
You would be interested too if you found a random mysterious glowing dust
Nah, if I saw some blue glowing shit I'd be like, "What the fuck is that shit I shouldn't mess with it". Even if I was like 5.
>dabs
>continues to eat tide pods
>On September 13, 1987, the guard who was tasked with protecting the site did not show up for work. Taking advantage, burglars Roberto dos Santos Alves and Wagner Mota Pereira illegally entered the site. They partially disassembled the teletherapy unit and placed the source assembly – which they thought might have some scrap value – in a wheelbarrow
>they began dismantling the equipment. That same evening, they both began to vomit due to radiation sickness. Nevertheless, they continued in their efforts.
>On September 15, Pereira visited a local clinic, where his symptoms were diagnosed as the result of something he had eaten; he was told to return home and rest. Alves, however, continued with his efforts to dismantle the equipment and eventually freed the caesium capsule
>On September 16, Alves succeeded in puncturing the capsule's aperture window with a screwdriver, allowing him to see a deep blue light coming from the tiny opening he had created. He inserted the screwdriver and successfully scooped out some of the glowing substance. Thinking it was perhaps a type of gunpowder, he tried to light it, but the powder would not ignite.
>On September 18, Alves sold the items to a nearby scrapyard. That night, Devair Alves Ferreira, the owner of the scrapyard, noticed the blue glow from the punctured capsule. Thinking the capsule's contents were valuable or even supernatural, he immediately brought it into his house. Over the next three days, he invited friends and family to view the strange glowing substance
Every day I thank the little baby Jesus that I wasn't born as a clueless and poor Brazilian. Life is tough, but at least I'm not poisoning myself with radiation because I tried to sell whatever I stole from an abandoned hospital for 5 BRL.
Don't worry Brazil isn't real, that story is fictional like the country.
>On September 16, Alves succeeded in puncturing the capsule's aperture window with a screwdriver, allowing him to see a deep blue light coming from the tiny opening he had created.[1] He inserted the screwdriver and successfully scooped out some of the glowing substance. Thinking it was perhaps a type of gunpowder, he tried to light it, but the powder would not ignite.
>On September 18, Alves sold the items to a nearby scrapyard. That night, Devair Alves Ferreira, the owner of the scrapyard, noticed the blue glow from the punctured capsule. Thinking the capsule's contents were valuable or even supernatural, he immediately brought it into his house. Over the next three days, he invited friends and family to view the strange glowing substance.
>The day before the sale to the third scrapyard, on September 24, Ivo, Devair's brother, successfully scraped some additional dust out of the source and took it to his house a short distance away. There he spread some of it on the concrete floor. His six-year-old daughter, Leide das Neves Ferreira, later ate an egg sandwich while sitting on this floor. She was also fascinated by the blue glow of the powder, applying it to her body and showing it off to her mother. Dust from the powder fell on the egg sandwich she was consuming; she eventually absorbed 1.0 GBq and received a total dose of 6.0 Gy, more than a fatal dose even with treatment.[11][12][13]
>Read the whole thing
Brazilians have to be the dumbest fucking people on the planet. Even an uneducated jeet or African would have deduced he's getting sick because of the glowly rock. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what the fuck is wrong with brazilians
you joke but there are 200 million Brazilians and they lived every day running the gaunlet of life in Brazil. One day evolutionary pressures are going to produce a race of Brazilian supermen simply by virtue of the fact that their ancestors survived being Brazilian.
it's not just the macaques, anon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls
Uncut Gems in Brazil
Leide das Neves Ferreira, aged 6 (6.0 Gy), was the daughter of Ivo Ferreira. When an international team arrived to treat her, she was discovered confined to an isolated room in the hospital because the staff were afraid to go near her. She gradually experienced swelling in the upper body, hair loss, kidney and lung damage, and internal bleeding. She died on October 23, 1987, of "septicemia and generalized infection" at the Marcilio Dias Navy Hospital, in Rio de Janeiro.[16] She was buried in a common cemetery in Goiânia, in a special fiberglass coffin lined with lead to prevent the spread of radiation. Despite these measures, news of her impending burial caused a riot of more than 2,000 people in the cemetery on the day of her burial, all fearing that her corpse would poison the surrounding land. Rioters tried to prevent her burial by using stones and bricks to block the cemetery roadway.[17] She was buried despite this interference.
Literal cavemen, Jesus Christ
>The Nutty Putty Cave Incident
>he forgot /misc/ is full of amateur plane crash investigators
>Tenerife Airport Disaster
>nobody makes a mistake
>Demon Core
Propping it up with a screwdriver was a mistake.
>Nutty Putty Cave
Going down the wrong hole was a mistake.
Masterful bait
>anon makes a funny haha
>everyone either calls him a retard or says he's baiting
Don't worry anon, I knew you were joking right away
its netiquette to mark his postings with some form of emoticon. not doing so you cant truly tell if hes being ironic or retarded.
>netiquette
see, the frog indicates a jest in a friendly manner. i now know youre not entirely braindead, just a little bit maybe. i wouldnt know otherwise, because i cant see your voice nor hear your voice
NTA but why can't you capitalize? Please meet the bare minimum requirements for posting if you want anyone to actually read what you wrote
>no period at the end
FAGGGOOTTTT
>FAGGGOOTTTT!
kys phoneposter apologist
PCs and even Mac computers are capable of producing capital letters.
WE GAAN
>Tenerife Airport Disaster
>Nutty Putty Cave Incident
>Demon Core Incidents
1/10 for making me reply
>Tenerife Airport Disaster
>The impact of the plane caused some passengers to literally be cut in half by their own seat belts.
Reading about the first hand accounts of people who survived that disaster always fucked me up a little. It's legit one of the most nightmarish scenarios I can possibly imagine to be in.
you're trolling
Capitalize your sentences
The CSB recommends at least 7 safety proxies in place before proceeding with shitposting.
JUST LEARN A TRADE BR-
for me its iron dust
why did he do it bros?
At least everyone died instaneously.
Imagine dying like the Alien hybrid in Alien3
That's alien RESURRECTION you no/misc/ cunt
Oh right, I forgot that shitty movie
It was not shitty. It had the best ass shot in all of cinema and if you don't appreciate that then fuck off.
nta but I'm curious what you mean and how it could surpass double dragon
What ass shot?
these guys can also make 40k a month so it's worth it
Name of incident?
Byford dolphin
>it's a first explosion kicks off dust from the scaffolding causing an even bigger secondary explosion episode
You know, like hydrogen bombs.
How can anyone fuck up with propane is astounding ,propane is only flammable in a mixture of 2 to 9% propane to air and being heavy is predictable to form a pocket in a low area and/or closed space.
Don't store a tank in shed and don't lift it with the valve and that's it.
Propane don't kill people ,people kill people.
T.Propane and propane accessory provider.
Sure thing Strickland shill
Did you know about the tell_tale valve?
yep ,but i wouldn't be surprised that he loosened it too fast and it just flew off.
They get clogged with shit sometimes on old tanks.
He should have plugged that hole immediately after instead of playing with his balls for 30 min.
Maybe he didnt carry the PPE for that , a lot of people dont care to carry it because it gets really stinky over time.
>*record scratch*
video? never seen this one
fuckin hell lol
also if anyone has a link to the autralian mine where an electrician disassembles a hv breaker to take the springs out or something at it slowsly closes itself back up or something i can't quite remember thanks.
QRD?
checked. reminds me of stick figure death theater
Finnish is such a meme of a language holy shit. Like how many more fucking vowels can you include in one word.
>it's over
>everyone in the store just bathes in propane gas for 30 minutes
they smelled it why didnt they leave
trust the process
only first world nations add shit to propane to make it smell, most other nations don't
I ain't leavin til I get my gotdang dubya d 40.
Only NPC’s work those jobs, it should be obvious they didn’t leave because no one told them too.
>NPC’s
for the same reason people sit on sinking ships until they're dead when the staff says to remain in their cabins. the overwhelming majority of people can only just barely be considered sapient; they need and crave direction and struggle to operate independently. when you combine this with a near-universal bias towards "everything is fine and everything will be okay" and you get results like this where retarded animals like mice and cockroaches can outperform humans at the basics of not-being-dead.
During the Japanese sarin gas attacks the victims would literally be trying to crawl their way to work lmao
>people sit on sinking ships until they're dead when the staff says to remain in their cabins.
anyone whos ever been on a ship or tried to get off an aeroplane should understand that sometimes following instructions is the most efficient way of evacuating instead of typical american response of selfishly going apeshit.
kek it's your right to follow instructions right down to the bottom of the sea, my man. me? i'll be 500m away with my family in a lifeboat waiting for the helicopter. hope there's one left for you and yours once they give you permission to live, though!
He was referring to a South Korean shipwreck a few years ago where the crew seriously fucked up and everyone who listened to them died because of it.
>ship starts sinking
>crew tells all passengers to stay in their cabins
>crew then abandons ship without telling passengers (major violation of maritime law, captain was sentenced to life imprisonment)
>ship sinks and capsizes
>everyone who stayed in their cabin is dead, which was most of the passengers because Asians are communal as fuck and do whatever authority instructs them to do
>the few passengers onboard who aren't NPCs and left their rooms escape and survive
>g'DANG Johnny! at least light a match if you're gonna shit out a sulfur pit, jesus!
For me it's Shake Hands With Danger
Kino to be sure
that's a good one. It pops into my head sometimes when I'm doing something kinda dangerous and I think "I'm shaking hands with danger", the guitar riff plays in my head, and I stop. But sometimes I do stupid shit so fast I can't even catch myself. One time I touched a running end mill doing 2000RPM and I pulled my hand away as soon as I touched it and I realized wtf am I doing. By the grace of God somehow nothing even happened to my fingers
A few years back I had the bright idea to drill through a small piece of aluminium pipe. To get it started, I put a lot of force on the hand drill. And because I didn't have a vice nearby, I just held the piece of metal. The drill bit slipped, and went through the tip of my thumb before I even noticed, and I yanked it back out on reflex.
Wrapped it up in a cloth bandage for a few weeks and it fixed itself, hospitals are a scam. It's a bit numb at the tip, but that's about it. Man, that was a dumb move.
>hospitals are a scam
I mean if you were stupid enough to drill through a metal pipe without using a vice in the first place then sure anon.
Hes right hospitals are a giant lie
Kek. I got one of those meme samurai kitchen knife sets as a gift. I've pretty much had only dull as fuck kitchen knives all my life and I didn't even really know what it's like to cut vegetables with a sharp knife.
Literally the first time I was using the biggest knife from the set it just slipped right through the leek I was cutting and embedded itself in my finger to the bone. Sheer fucking luck that I wasn't putting enough pressure to cut my finger in half. As it was I just bleed all over my apartment until I managed to bandage the finger tightly. Finger feels a bit tight when I bend it but is otherwise fine.
i had a similar experience cutting a mango
>watching female roommate fail at it
>"give it here"
>instantly carve off a slice of my thumb
>mango ruined
>roomie lightly wraps my wound
>have to re-do it myself
>despite being mostly severed, the slice reattaches and the scar eventually fades over the years
>can barely see the top part where the knife went in now
>scar from a friction burn from a kite string still visible as ever
>watching female roommate fail at it
>"give it here"
>instantly carve off a slice of my thumb
how very embarrassing
Did you ever fuck her at least?
>Wow... That's not good.
This one is really, genuinely horrible to listen to. You can't see shit but the audio is haunting.
QRD?
Station fire. Dipshit band sets off pyrotechnics in a tiny nightclub, 100 people die within minutes.
Since you retards aren't going to post the video
looks like this is a reupload, and holy fuck, the screams, i didnt hear them in the other version of this video
you know what I'm not even gonna watch this man
We've seen this hundreds of times already you redditor newgay. We don't care anymore about 'le haunting screams'
>we
Stolen valor newfag gay
Ah to be 13 years old again
The best part is that the cameraman taking the footage and blocking the exit was the reason most of those people died.
Imagine you start a fire in a crowded club, all the fire exits are locked shut, all the windows are barred, and the one way out is up a flight of stairs with 50 people behind you pushing you to move faster for prime crush conditions, and at the top the doors open inwards.
Probably one of the worst ways to go out. Anyone who didn't instantly start moving for the door died.
Pajeets watching Game of Thrones at the bar.
>That guy who survived because the bodies of dozens of people who suffocated on top of him protected him from the fire and smoke.
>all the people stuck at the entrance
horrible stuff
It's also remarkable how the man filming analyzed the situation well and quickly enough to save his life.
Fun fact: This incident is the reason every building has push to exit doors
Buck died in that explosion, have some respect
He became an angel though so it's okay.
>You don't need cave dive training, you're an instructor!
oh wow, you guys uhhh you go back, hehe I'm gonna go check this cave out! ALONE! *licks lips and rubs hands together*
this thread so far has reminded me of the Tlahuelilpan pipeline explosion
For a moment I thought it was Longcat in the thumbnail.
Also Guadalajara sewers
I just spent 3 hours watching CSB accident investigation videos
actually kino
imagine if they had liveleak back in the 19th century
>YWN see the great molasses flood from multiple CCT angles
>YWN see morons burn down Tulsa and fire on the fire department as they try to save their lives
>YWN see Halifax go up in the biggest explosion before nukes
CHING CHONG PING PONG I WIRR NOT STAY IN BOTTOMRESS PIT THERE IS DOG WAITING TO BE EAT- ACK!
Here's one of the rare survivors. He succeeded on the QTE.
Look at how fast he reacted. It's not the first time it's happened to him.
fucking rolled 20 on his dex check
Fucking Chang goes to get some gutter oil dinner and it turns into an action sequence from a David Cage game,
Is that China? You always have to be on alert for failing infrastructure
Just your typical Chinese dissolving floors
If you look at the tables and chairs, it's obvious that the men in this video are giants.
It's not fair to blame chinese building codes for this accident as you can't expect the architects to account for giants.
heh
trailer for new Final Destination looks good
>dude just get a job
Are they literally ingrained with worker ant genes?
>be me
>broke
>take job hanging Christmas lights
>just a few months and good money if you climb
>get used to wobbly ladders, slick roofs, broken gutters and no safety equipment
>go up to do a raised porch one day
>maybe 15+ feet off the ground
>string it no problem but the second story is almost 40ft and the porch blocks front access to the peak
>”whatever”
>drag an extendable a-frame to the porch roof
>get to 3rd or 4th run when I feel the outside leg give
>the fucking roof timber was rotten and hadn’t been inspected since a Roosevelt was president
>leg sinks through completely and I jump off just before I’m thrown by the ladder’s momentum
>land on roof but leg goes right through the same hole the ladder made
>rack my sack on the side of the roof, tangle my other leg in the falling a-frame, and sink up to my thigh though the porch roof
>fucking timber barely held my weight to keep me from going headfirst into the concrete
>partner is a tiny Mexican guy and it’s his first day
>untangles my leg from the ladder
>porch is fucked
>lights aren’t up
>I right myself, toss our shit in the truck and head home
>between that and the 70 ft mansion job to fix one fucking bulb earlier that day I think the Mexican quit
You can die in some of the dumbest ways doing odd jobs and it’s always in what seems like the lowest risk circumstances you relax and fuck up.
Your fault. All porch roofs are rotten until proven otherwise
I've had a nail go through the bottom of my boot and get impaled in my foot. Always get boots with a steel shank. It was from working on a porch as well.
Even a good roof you could easily damage by putting a ladder right on the shingles. Take a piece of plywood next time
Chinaman simulator
Red Rajesh Redemption
something like one of these could've been me... was desperate for a job a while back and worked at a non profit that did odd jobs for different companies and required frequent forklift use and their training consisted of reading a little booklet then taking a multiple choice test and if you got an answer wrong you just did it over again.
Worst part is they also hired mentally disabled people for most of the menial work (it was the only way they could stay profitable because they got government subsidies for it) so you'd be traveling down the poorly lit hallway (because they only wanted to pay for every other lighting fixture to be working) and you'd frequently have tards just wandering around corners, or standing in the middle of the hallway staring at you.
I remember the supervisor telling me they've had all sorts of horrible accidents with the forklift in the past and almost all of them involved some tard getting crushed. Poor guys... they don't know any better
Based nonprofit org "accidentally" performing the eugenic service that our gov is afraid to
>tilts the dump-bin on the dump trolley
>changing the center of mass onto the other side of the wheel sends him catapulting into the abyss
Holy fucking shit I would have done this too and died. Thank god I don't do these jobs
Absolutely needs a live leak logo
this video is pure fuckin kino
jesus christ those over the top doomguy dying-esque screams KEK
>Cannibal Holocaust theme starts playing
For those that don't want to log in: https://nsfwyoutube.com/watchmore?v=KvkAQpC52ME
>what a productive day working with flammable chemicals, now to light up a nice cig-ACK
>OH N-
>tfw it's got ya
>Don't worry bro i got yo-ACK
I need a QRD
Delta P
wee hee hee
Schizo kino
>It's another invisible villain because we ran out of budget episode
KYS mass replier
DIO?
why the fuck would anyone willingly go cave spelunking? I really don’t get it. I did it a couple of times on trips I was on and it was awful. First they had you crawl through a box to make sure you weren’t too fat to fit through some spaces. I made it easily but then it’s just
>lay flat on the ground with your arms stretched straight in front and crawl your way through
>you’ll feel it get tight but you’ll make it
you do all that shit and it’s just fucking wet rock everywhere. there’s nothing to discover, no sense of wonder. It’s novel for maybe 10 mins and then you have to go all the way back. I really don’t get it. There’s a lot better things to do if you want a sense of adventure
There are some caves that open out into cool areas, but honestly, if the cave is worth seeing someone will drill through the rock and make a proper staircase instead.
SMART.
you played the tutorial and think you know the game well enough to write a review
why wipipo be climbin mountains an sheit
>why the fuck would anyone willingly go cave spelunking? I really don’t get it. I did it
>I did it a couple of times
I have a nice anecdote that happened to me, albeit in a smaller scale, else I wouldn't be here of course.
I used to work with liquid nitrogen a lot, and eventually lost respect.
On a friday afternoon, tired mind, just wanting to go home, I had stuff to freeze. Normally I threw it in the container and took it out by hand because Leidenfrost effect.
This day I didn't. I thought "oh I could use some protective gear for a change (????)", so I grabbed a glove. It was a cotton glove though that only protects agains regular -20C and -80C freezers, but I put my gloved hand right into the -320F liquid.
Gladly I realized my mistake right away, threw out my hand and pulled the glove off.
My fingers were WHITE. An hour later blisters formed all over the fingers and hand and it took weeks to heal and not hurt anymore.
In the beginning I was afraid it might have damaged the nerves, but it healed very well so today there is no indication whatsoever that it ever happened.
But it helped me regain my respect for liquid nitrogen.
i don't get it.
you used a glove and that's why your hand froze when without the glove it wouldn't?
he soaked a cotton glove in liquid nitrogen while he was wearing it, yeah.
Look up the Leidenfrost effect on why it's possible to stick your naked hand in liquid nitrogen
It’s like having a wet oven mitt. The fibres of the glove retain the heat (or lack of heat in this scenario), extending time spent in direct contact with the heat/lack of heat.
>If Scorpion had fired a defective torpedo, it could have sought out a target and turned back to strike the sub that launched it.[27]
Fucking McHale's Navy over here.
kinda related
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Nyos_disaster
>The eruption triggered the sudden release of about 100,000–300,000 tons (1.6 million tons, according to some sources) of carbon dioxide (CO2).[2][3] The gas cloud initially rose at nearly 100 kilometres per hour (62 mph; 28 m/s) and then, being heavier than air, descended onto nearby villages, displacing all the air and suffocating people and livestock within 25 kilometres (16 mi) of the lake.[
Bloody hell, m8
Imagine living in 300BC and to witness that shit happening to the local village. You would think that's some hardcore God punishment being laid out.
The CSB video on that H2S incident is true nightmare fuel
>freak accident blasts you with a lethal dose of H2S
>your wife comes looks for you a few hours later and dies as soon as she gets near your body
>she came with your kids who are now waiting in the car soon to find out both their parents are dead
Found it
>it's a gas station full of employees gets blown up because they just couldn't be bothered to leave episode
>whole area just slowly filling with propane gas
>everyone can smell it
>just hang up a sign saying "closed due to gas-leak"
>doesn't leave the area
>just chills as more gas builds up
propane always terrifies me
>uh oh... stinky
Luckily they survived but I don't know if anyone remembers that new story where an entire family gets killed my a manure pit because they kept trying to save eachother.
I remember that, first one died trying to save a dog.
farmers are so retarded
>but they feed you!
how does that exclude them from having mental retardation
The production value in the more recent CSB vids is insanely good
So this is an Infra thread?
>That looks expensive
>That's not good
>That is naht sapposed to be like that
my friend bought that for me to stream because he wanted to see someone play it, I thought it would be like some shitty 4 hour meme game, but I think it took me over 20 hours to beat and I don't think I've ever been more drained. It was fun meming about like Finns being water soluble. Also how the few times you manage to make it out of some horrible sewer that you must be just covered in like blood, shit, piss, and like fungus. There is a part where you end up in a kebab show and after playing that last section I was thinking that I'd eat like half of the food in that store.
Oh and heavily irradiated.
I felt similarly. Went in expecting basically a Half Life 2 mod about urban exploration, ended up with a 20 hour experience of finnish autism and conspiracy theories.
I should say I enjoyed the shit out of it, though by the last bit I was just mentally exhausted. I really hope we get some more info on Infra 2. I managed to get the ending where you go on vacation in like the snow first try. Honestly with the shit you go through your boss should just be like, "Hey just go on vacation for a couple years, you've made us so much money holy fuck".
Sadly the autism of the developers has gotten out of control, so instead of doing a sequel or simple add-on to INFRA they are now working on an early access open world crafting survival RPG (current version: 0.32b) set in the wider setting of INFRA.
That's autistic.
I'll have to ask my dad next time I see him, but he was working as a mechanic and managed to drive like a bolt or something entirely through his hand, like from top to bottom and didn't notice until like an hour later when one of the other mechanics started to freak out.
My grandpa cut his little finger off in a machine like pic related.
He'd show off his gross stump to all his grandkids and we'd all marvel at it, but now I really wish he was alive so I could ask him how he was retarded enough to reach his arm into this thing while it was turned on.
I'll give you the answer, either fresh or old complacency. If he did it while young it was, "I know what I'm doing, I got this". Or the, "Well this shit hasn't hurt me and I've used it 20 years".
When it's got ya
dick status?
missing
LET ME OUT, I NEED MY SWITCH
>I should've paid attention in phys-ACK!
>delt-ACK
del taco?
>Germans aren't fu-
I used to work for osha making interactive safety training courses and I had to read these retarded case files of people falling off ladders and licking live wires all day.
Unbelievable how retarded the average worker is.
Yep, there is a good reason for all the various regulations, normies are insanely fucking retarded and will find a way.
Sounds like a fun job
I’d make the training as obnoxious as possible based on how many case files I had to go through, the sort of interactive PowerPoint where you can’t skip any slide and it quizzes you at the end to see if you were paying attention.
The case studies are the best parts of that kind of training because you get shit like
>Branjeet flings the wheelchair-bound woman down the flight of stairs. Which occupational health and safety rules were not being follow in this situation? Select all that apply.
Grandpa gotta EAT
Yep, I loved making really obvious examples into drawn out quizzes.
One case where construction workers got in a fight at a site and one of them fell off (or was pushed off) a two story building. Asking what safety rules were violated and I made the correct answer that they weren’t harnessed in while fighting, lol.
Some cases were sad though, one where a scaffold wasn’t properly anchored and fell on 4 people, they were all severely injured and one guy died from his injuries, really brutal reading about his death because it was pretty drawn out and he did nothing wrong, was just in the wrong place after some retard didn’t put enough ties on a scaffold.
You're like a professional tard-wrangler
>it's a lathe episode
When I was in high school, a college recruiter came to our class and advertised his school by telling us about how a girl just killed herself with their lathe
>When it's gotcha... iiiiiiiittttt'sss gotcha!
Why would you post something so horrible?
Imagine being human and having that happen to you
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Bhopal was kino
>eat curry dinner
>go outside to designated poo street
>die
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhopal_disaster
Thanks bro I love seeing the milky dead eyes of a baby you fucking gay
me too bro
not that anon, but there is somewhere you could go to avoid ever having to see such imagery every again:
>I've only heard of le edgy Cinemaphiles and will defend my mental picture of it
You don't have to pretend. I was there.
The irony of you fucking children telling me anything.
What I still don't get about that picture is why the kid is half buried with eyes open like that? It was a toxic cloud not a mudslide.
https://www.worldpressphoto.org/collection/photo-contest/1985/pablo-bartholomew/1
Its from when she was buried I think
I guess it was a mass grave situation then.
Ye. Gas is heavy so the kids and people running around got it first.
For me, it's the mayor who drowned in shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyatt_Regency_walkway_collapse
What a kino way to go!
almost made it
I helped a guy build a minisub out of an old propane tank a little bigger than that and he went to go test it and I never saw him after that.