Oh shit! Two Tom Cruise characters are after you. One of them wants to kill you, the other to save you.
Which character do you pick for each role?
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Oh shit! Two Tom Cruise characters are after you. One of them wants to kill you, the other to save you.
Eyes Wide Shut can try to kill me, I could manage that, even without Collateral protecting me, which I obviously pick
Isn't he like 5'4 and weak? Him being a villain or a hero is a child's power fantasy.
Zogbot maverick is trying to kill me. He's just an air force pilot, not a creative thinker or criminal mind particularly. He has more to lose than me. Cruise from Minority Report is going to absolutely dismantle that twink if I promise to give his son back.
vampire tom cruise is trying to kill me, but pick up artist tom cruise from magnolia shall save me
top gun cruise is going to kill me.
Less Grossman is gonna get me that TiVo though
*loosk around*
*scratches head*
*looks down*
*strains eyes*
Blimey is that two midges fightin?
Jerry Maguire trying to kill me.
Tropic Thunder protecting me.
Even if I end up dead it would be hilarious enough to be worth it.
Les Grossman wants to save me. I don't care who wants to kill me, I am untouchable as long as a israeli producer protects me.
Les Grossman trying to kill me and Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg protecting.
>Stauffenberg continually fails to kill Les Grossman until it's too late
Ethan Hunt tries to hunt me
Live die repeat tries to save me
Kino, but I have to go with Collateral Tom Cruise (under contract by Les Grossman Tom Cruise) is trying to kill me while Austin Powers Tom Cruise is trying to protect me.
Somewhat stupid but 1000% kino.
Jack Harper vs Jack Harper
Hey yo.
>noone has posted it yet
Tom Cruise from Legend is trying to kill me while Tom Cruise from The Outsiders is trying to save me.
I get to watch a bunch of greasers beating up on a twink and some Henson muppets while I frick prime Mia Sara
based replier
Jerry MacGuire is gonna sign Stefan Djordjevak
AND I CAN TELL YOU WHY
PEOPLE GO INSANE
edge of tommorw to say me
jerry McGuire to kill me
Valkyrie Cruise trying to kill me
Scientologist Cruise trying to save me
>Vampire Cruise would easily seduce Magnolia Cruise and turn him, both gay and a vampire then turn against you. You will be given a choice to die or become gay vampire. Either way you're dead.
kek this made me smile thanks anon
Edge of tomorrow cruise with powers. Dies until he saves me. End of thread
Mission Impossible cruise is going to save me from Collateral cruise. Imagine the gun fights
The "someday my dream will come" posts broke me so bad that I actually started to fix my life. I finally got a job, and my first bank to put my money that isn't attached to my parents. I finally feel confident enough going out in public on my own to get groceries and stuff. I also started a dating profile, but the women around me are shit. I think I might make it bros. Someday my dream will come...
post it
Lt. Kaffee wants me in prison and Mitch McDeere is my attorney.
Born on the 4th of July seems like the easiest tom cruise to avoid. Just go somewhere that has no wheelchair access
thats super smart
Tesy
Brian Flanagan trying to kill me Sgt. Nick Morton (with the mummy powers) trying to save me.
jerry maguire will try to kill me. the last samurai will try to save me
Vampire Cruise hunts me Magnolia Cruise helps me
>38 / 9 / 6
I drove all night