>It is 2011. I am watching the first Thor movie >The fact that Loki is King of the Frost Giants is a critical part of the first act and then completely dropped by the end. >It is 2012. I am watching the Avengers >They consistently refer to Loki as an Asgardian, Thor never corrects them despite the fact that his frost giant powers (which include the ability to kill with a single touch) could be a danger to his new friends. At no point is it ever acknowledged. >Time passes. More movies happen. >Despite family being a crucial part of Loki's arc in his every movie appearance, it has never been mentioned that he was stolen from his real family. I have resigned myself that it will never be mentioned again. >It is 2021. I am watching season 1 of Loki. >The show's entire plot revolves around his female variant. She has her own special powers because she can 'enchant' people. He pulls telekinesis and a range of other powers out of his ass. He never uses frost powers. The all-knowing, all-powerful TVA refer to him constantly as an Asgardian. >It is 2023. I am watching season 2 of Loki. >I watch Loki go through a process of self-actualisation to become the all-knowing all-powerful god of the infinite multiverse. He becomes a lovecraftian being from whom the stuff of infinity is drawn and woven. At no point does he ponder the fact that he is at the fundamental, biological level, not a Fricking asgardian. >When he sits on the throne of all reality, a being of pure unfettered creation, he still looks like the white British man whom Odin ensorcelled him to resemble.
umh, no. they rather be a doomer to impress brown teenagers on Cinemaphile. someone will write the word based to him and thats another several months of their life they will dedicate to this site
umh, no. they rather be a doomer to impress brown teenagers on Cinemaphile. someone will write the word based to him and thats another several months of their life they will dedicate to this site
Samegay cringe. If you need to read comics to understand an adaptation made for the normie masses they've failed at adapting the story.
but in Marvel Comics Thor canon is also a fricking mess, like the fact that "Thor" is actually Don Blake's Shazamed costume, that's why he is blonde and beardless, but later on they made him into real guy
they refer to him as Laufeyson
as for his frost powers
it is likely he never learned how to use them and it was his mother who taught him the magick he uses, no?
The thing you are missing here is that the first Thor movie is insanely forgettable. Every normie that watched Thor before the Avengers forgot this shit about Loki and likely will never go back and watch the first Thor movie anyway because why should they?
I'm sorry you've gotten this far into the MCU and haven't accepted that it's always been shit.
the reason you casuals are sperging is because this show was actually narrative driven to set up the secret wars arc. you didnt get enough kung fu and magic stuff. this show was incredible narrative lore, best MCU arc yet, you are just a filthy casual who likes pretty colors
The seasons take place over weeks up until the looping and when he's spending centuries looping he's sitting in a room learning boring physics with o.b., its not like theyre all socialising with him.
The first 5 episodes are a giant clusterfrick with no meaning whatsoever.
In episode 6 they pull a "Loki is the herald of the multiverse" out of their ass because the Kang actor couldn't help himself beating up his wife and now standing triial for a domestic.
Loki was a shitshow start to finish.
S1 was female loki and friends
S2 was dogshit
>the Kang actor couldn't help himself
stop acting like Black males have no self control and are prone to violence. those are stereotypes promoted by white supremacists.
Nah he doesn't say wow. It's like a contract stipulation or something lol. He owns jetskis when we visit his original timeline. Entirely skippable season, everything of consequence happens in the final episode and nothingnbefote that matters or even feels like it matters at the time.
>Entirely skippable season, everything of consequence happens in the final episode and nothingnbefote that matters or even feels like it matters at the time.
You sound like one od those Better Call Saul ADHD watchers
No I absolutely loved BCS from start to finish because I actually watched the show rather than shitposting in live threads. I also thought several episodes of Loki s1 were good, but S2 was boring until the end with what felt like zero stakes.
S1 had the advantage of actually feeling like it was building towards the multiverse. Watching it I felt like the events of the show would directly lead to theultiverse opening and Tobey/Andrew showing up. They obviously showed up for a completely unrelated reason lol but it gave S1 more weight at the time.
thank you for saving me the pain of watching the second season, i mean frick talk about dropping the ball so goddamn hard it shatters and all the pieces say FRICK YOU Black person. who the frick lets a crime like this happen?
not even our loki and wasnt even star of either season. whats the point? why should i care about this imposter loki from a different timeline and universe?
Season 2 never made any sense. Loki was trying to save the TVA because he wanted to stop any Kang variants but didn't want to prune any timelines anymore?
If the time loom thing already pruned timelines to protect the sacred timeline then why was the TVA needed?
I'm pretty sure Loki becoming a time god was all according to his plan because he literally built the seat that Loki sits on. So Kang won and the TVA was just built to make Loki choose to become a time god of his own choosing?
How does Loki sitting in that seat stop Kang variants and change anything? Is the new TVA going to prune timelines again or are they going to just monitor and take out the infinite number of Kang variants? This fricking show was all over the place
Very well done.
>doesn't want to kill woman
>rather sits around doing frick all for all of eternity
what a simp
He's literally me
>doesn't want to kill woman
than he would be obeying orders from a nogger
>It is 2011. I am watching the first Thor movie
>The fact that Loki is King of the Frost Giants is a critical part of the first act and then completely dropped by the end.
>It is 2012. I am watching the Avengers
>They consistently refer to Loki as an Asgardian, Thor never corrects them despite the fact that his frost giant powers (which include the ability to kill with a single touch) could be a danger to his new friends. At no point is it ever acknowledged.
>Time passes. More movies happen.
>Despite family being a crucial part of Loki's arc in his every movie appearance, it has never been mentioned that he was stolen from his real family. I have resigned myself that it will never be mentioned again.
>It is 2021. I am watching season 1 of Loki.
>The show's entire plot revolves around his female variant. She has her own special powers because she can 'enchant' people. He pulls telekinesis and a range of other powers out of his ass. He never uses frost powers. The all-knowing, all-powerful TVA refer to him constantly as an Asgardian.
>It is 2023. I am watching season 2 of Loki.
>I watch Loki go through a process of self-actualisation to become the all-knowing all-powerful god of the infinite multiverse. He becomes a lovecraftian being from whom the stuff of infinity is drawn and woven. At no point does he ponder the fact that he is at the fundamental, biological level, not a Fricking asgardian.
>When he sits on the throne of all reality, a being of pure unfettered creation, he still looks like the white British man whom Odin ensorcelled him to resemble.
read the comics moron
umh, no. they rather be a doomer to impress brown teenagers on Cinemaphile. someone will write the word based to him and thats another several months of their life they will dedicate to this site
Based.
Samegay cringe. If you need to read comics to understand an adaptation made for the normie masses they've failed at adapting the story.
I didnt samegay but you are clearly a troony banging twink
Yeah you did, it's okay. Also I thought twinks were the ones getting fricked not doing the fricking.
no I didnt you semen guzzling israelite
>lying on the internet
it's OK to be a samegay, anon. It's pathetic, but you are used to that, so don't worry about it, okay?
you are the blackest gorilla Black person moron I have ever seen on this board
Stop looking at a mirror when posting online, anon. It doesn't help with the samegayging.
i just noticed they thought you were samegayging. thats hilarious. usually i see all the yous i got. sorry i left you hanging
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but in Marvel Comics Thor canon is also a fricking mess, like the fact that "Thor" is actually Don Blake's Shazamed costume, that's why he is blonde and beardless, but later on they made him into real guy
they refer to him as Laufeyson
as for his frost powers
it is likely he never learned how to use them and it was his mother who taught him the magick he uses, no?
The thing you are missing here is that the first Thor movie is insanely forgettable. Every normie that watched Thor before the Avengers forgot this shit about Loki and likely will never go back and watch the first Thor movie anyway because why should they?
I'm sorry you've gotten this far into the MCU and haven't accepted that it's always been shit.
yah it actually was. idk why people hated on this show. It is the best marvel shit since endgame. This is pre-woke marvel by actual competent writers
>by actual competent writers
My fricking sides, anon.
the reason you casuals are sperging is because this show was actually narrative driven to set up the secret wars arc. you didnt get enough kung fu and magic stuff. this show was incredible narrative lore, best MCU arc yet, you are just a filthy casual who likes pretty colors
So Marvel's Ahsoka?
>willing to spend eternity as a tree janny for people he only knew for two weeks
>Two weeks
>Even though the show tells us he spent hundreds of years with them
The seasons take place over weeks up until the looping and when he's spending centuries looping he's sitting in a room learning boring physics with o.b., its not like theyre all socialising with him.
The first 5 episodes are a giant clusterfrick with no meaning whatsoever.
In episode 6 they pull a "Loki is the herald of the multiverse" out of their ass because the Kang actor couldn't help himself beating up his wife and now standing triial for a domestic.
Loki was a shitshow start to finish.
S1 was female loki and friends
S2 was dogshit
Why do you watch these shows if you don't like 'em?
so he can feel superior to something without having to do any lifting.
>made meaning
>out of their ass
READ THE COMICS moron IT IS DIRECTLY FROM SECRET WARS AND GOD OF STORIES, fricking casuals <spits>
It's ok anon. Can't please everybody. I respect your opinion and agree to disagree.
>the Kang actor couldn't help himself
stop acting like Black males have no self control and are prone to violence. those are stereotypes promoted by white supremacists.
ABSOLUTE KINO
since you Black folk actually watched this show, lemme ask you this:
at any point in S2 does mobius get to see a jetski and say "wow"?
Nah he doesn't say wow. It's like a contract stipulation or something lol. He owns jetskis when we visit his original timeline. Entirely skippable season, everything of consequence happens in the final episode and nothingnbefote that matters or even feels like it matters at the time.
>Entirely skippable season, everything of consequence happens in the final episode and nothingnbefote that matters or even feels like it matters at the time.
You sound like one od those Better Call Saul ADHD watchers
No I absolutely loved BCS from start to finish because I actually watched the show rather than shitposting in live threads. I also thought several episodes of Loki s1 were good, but S2 was boring until the end with what felt like zero stakes.
is that so?
Yeah. You are DONE!
better call saul is in my top 3 favorite shows ever and I agree with that anon. the entirety of S2 didn't fricking matter
S1 had the advantage of actually feeling like it was building towards the multiverse. Watching it I felt like the events of the show would directly lead to theultiverse opening and Tobey/Andrew showing up. They obviously showed up for a completely unrelated reason lol but it gave S1 more weight at the time.
they will be back in secret wars
I'm sure they will, along with a bunch of other old marvel cameos/fancastings. hopefully im not too old to care by then.
thank you for saving me the pain of watching the second season, i mean frick talk about dropping the ball so goddamn hard it shatters and all the pieces say FRICK YOU Black person. who the frick lets a crime like this happen?
he doesn't just own jetskis, he also sells them. and his sons are little shits. I would want a permanent vaykay from those wallpunchers too
So what is Loki now?
Burdened with glorious purpose
The guy at the end of time watching over all the timelines alone. Basicly what Kang was I guess.
Pretty much Kang but instead of "sacred timeline matters," he's "all timelimes matter."
that sounds pretty racist.... even the timelines where white supremacists win?
It's established that there are some events that can't happen in any timeline, like you not wanting to suck penis 24/7
Not Sylvie's boyfriend
So he is sitting there forever doing nothing? like that greek guy pushing the boulder on the cliff?
What does he eat?
Doner kebabs
he's a god. he doesn't need to eat. it's just pleasant to do.
not even our loki and wasnt even star of either season. whats the point? why should i care about this imposter loki from a different timeline and universe?
"Our Loki" is dead and this one effectively has all his memories anyway.
Season 2 never made any sense. Loki was trying to save the TVA because he wanted to stop any Kang variants but didn't want to prune any timelines anymore?
If the time loom thing already pruned timelines to protect the sacred timeline then why was the TVA needed?
I'm pretty sure Loki becoming a time god was all according to his plan because he literally built the seat that Loki sits on. So Kang won and the TVA was just built to make Loki choose to become a time god of his own choosing?
How does Loki sitting in that seat stop Kang variants and change anything? Is the new TVA going to prune timelines again or are they going to just monitor and take out the infinite number of Kang variants? This fricking show was all over the place
They will never referenc this in the movies.
It will get as much of a reference as Wanda vision did because like that show the events can be summed up in a single sentence.
Deadpool 3 apparently has the TVA playing a big part
>Look Moby, I turned myself into a world tree!
What are super saiyan Lokis powers now? Is he unstoppable?
>unstoppable
the opposite. he's stuck there forever, maintaining the timestreams.
He must have some powers that come with his new status and his combined time-control ability?
the ability to achieve prostate orgasm by just imagining one
Is it possible to learn this power?
i did, with 8 months training of sissyhypno while wearing my cage
I thought s2 was pretty good. better than the other marvel stuff recently
but if I had a dollar for every time someone said "you're gonna have to trust me" in this show, I could fricking retire
Anyone got the transformation webm?
It was a very good scene, but Episodes 1-5 of S2 was basically a shaggy dog story.