>One does not simply walk into Mordor.

>One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >im Boromir, as in you should let me Boromir the ring

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure that's exactly how you do it

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why not?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let us go through the Mines of Moria!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Let's just spend the better part of a week going back down this mountain that we've almost crossed just to simply walk into some forgotten dwarf mine.
      Great idea idiot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frick you dick splash

        If only we had access to some giant eagles that could easily get us there and back again in a few hours.

        >few hours.
        this is incredibly moronic

        I guess we can be grateful that this thread is attracting all the morons so hopefully we can be spared their moronicness in other threads.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So how do you suppose we get to Mordor then?
          You heard what Boromir said.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can take the Eagles, but it's gonna take more than a few hours. You'll need to land and rest, and that invites the possibility of ground assault.
            And Sauron we'll see you coming and sick and Nazgul on you.
            Could it work? yes. but it's not the "I win" button people think it is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this land has change
      >we'll wait here while Gimli clears a fricking path

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NNNNOOOOOOOO

    YOU CANT JUST WALK IN THER NOOOOO YOURE SUPPOSED TO OVERCOME THE STRUGGLE

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use a catapult

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >so you're saying we need horses, boromir?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If only we had access to some giant eagles that could easily get us there and back again in a few hours.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Eagles were waiting, Gandalf never showed up

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    game of thrones sucks.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Frodo shoved the ring up his ass would he have turned invisible or it doesn't count as wearing it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think maybe the Fellowship would all start laughing at him for being a moronic homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There would've been a bunch of awful smelling invisible piles laying around.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on let me upgrade

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Aragorn
      >strength of the stewards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what game?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think it is the two towers game.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boromir in the books was a gigachad, him fighting off the uruks with all the arrows in his body while trying to save the hobbits was KINO.

    rest in power king

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >One
    I don't get it. He's making a zero with his hand. Picrel is one.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why not just use the eagles to fly them in instead?

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