>One does not simply walk into Mordor.

>One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >im Boromir, as in you should let me Boromir the ring

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure that's exactly how you do it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let us go through the Mines of Moria!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Let's just spend the better part of a week going back down this mountain that we've almost crossed just to simply walk into some forgotten dwarf mine.
      Great idea idiot.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick you dick splash

        If only we had access to some giant eagles that could easily get us there and back again in a few hours.

        >few hours.
        this is incredibly moronic

        I guess we can be grateful that this thread is attracting all the morons so hopefully we can be spared their moronicness in other threads.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So how do you suppose we get to Mordor then?
          You heard what Boromir said.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can take the Eagles, but it's gonna take more than a few hours. You'll need to land and rest, and that invites the possibility of ground assault.
            And Sauron we'll see you coming and sick and Nazgul on you.
            Could it work? yes. but it's not the "I win" button people think it is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this land has change
      >we'll wait here while Gimli clears a fricking path

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NNNNOOOOOOOO

    YOU CANT JUST WALK IN THER NOOOOO YOURE SUPPOSED TO OVERCOME THE STRUGGLE

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use a catapult

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so you're saying we need horses, boromir?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only we had access to some giant eagles that could easily get us there and back again in a few hours.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Eagles were waiting, Gandalf never showed up

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    game of thrones sucks.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Frodo shoved the ring up his ass would he have turned invisible or it doesn't count as wearing it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think maybe the Fellowship would all start laughing at him for being a moronic homosexual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There would've been a bunch of awful smelling invisible piles laying around.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on let me upgrade

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aragorn
      >strength of the stewards

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what game?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it is the two towers game.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boromir in the books was a gigachad, him fighting off the uruks with all the arrows in his body while trying to save the hobbits was KINO.

    rest in power king

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One
    I don't get it. He's making a zero with his hand. Picrel is one.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why not just use the eagles to fly them in instead?

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