One of these things is not like the others

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >American """comedians""".

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True, Jim Gaffigan is way too high, get Bill Burr in there

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry Seinfeld and his retard overrated like show Seinshit which was inferior to friends in every way possible and is only praised by scumbag gen z gays and gay millennials whose opinions mean less than dogshit and should be beaten senseless within an inch of their lives

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to hate lists like this. I still do, but I used to, too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has a lot of material that is not funny at all. But he seems like he's just talking and he doesn't give a shit if you think what he's saying is funny or not.

      He also seems like he's high as giraffe balls all the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He also seems like he's high as giraffe balls all the time.
        are you kidding he was on heroin for most of his shows

        infact you can tell when hes not because hes far more animated
        unfortunately his junkiedom actually worked, and made better his delivery and goofy jokes

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of george carlin, amy schumer and jim gaffigan.
    >Jim Gaffigan: I’m talking in a high pitched voice!
    >Amy Schumer: I’m fat, my VAGINA, my dad is Chuck Schumer!
    >George Carlin: Don’t white people suck!?!?!?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Since Schumer is a nepo and not a comedian, she is nulled automatically.

        >I don’t see Rodney Dangerfield or Stephen Wright so it's a shit list.

        A man of taste.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now do the rest - you're on target

      [...]

      >whining
      >no argument
      >no substance
      >threatened by any view that isn't exactly yours
      >board no one mentioned living rent free in your head
      >contributing nothing to thread about comedians
      >having your life

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most recognized.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seinfeld is the best "pure comic"

    George Carlin is not that funny, he just makes midwits feel smart for listening to standup

    Robin Williams is a terrible standup comedian. He's a much better dramatic actor than anything

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    List stops being funny after #5, Bill Hicks is criminally robbed, Ron White honestly deserves a spot and Eddie Murphy in his prime was better than any of these guys. Absolute SHIT list.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remove Carlin, Louis C.K., Seinfeld, Rock, Hart and keep Gaffigan, Pryor and Chapelle, but move Robin Williams up to #2, underneath Pryor or Murphy (Charlie, not Eddie, who was absolutely accidentally hilarious and never really had a shot, but that's not to take away from Eddie either...Charlie just didn't have to try to be funny and he was).

      I don't see Rodney Dangerfield or Stephen Wright so it's a shit list.

      Since Schumer is a nepo and not a comedian, she is nulled automatically. Bill Hicks was a nobody so could never be robbed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >remove carlin and ck
        bullchit

        >charlie, not eddie
        bait

        >hicks was nobody
        tits or gtfo

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Louis CK
    2. Norm
    fixed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Norm had a shit stand up routine, all he ever was good at was "pranking" and doing that show of his

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can only ever agree with this. Anything else feels fucking wrong

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best stand-up comedians of all time?

    >no Eddie Murphy
    >no Dane Cook (his peak is undeniable)
    >no Daniel Tosh
    >at least there's no Mike Birbiglia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa, why’s Mike Birbiglia of all comics taking strays? Does anyone bother rating him?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes wonder how Patrice would have continued on and what his legacy would have been like if he didn't die so early.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Izzit Jim Gaffigan? I've never even heard of him.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you need a woman, Sarah Silverman* was funnier than Amy Schumer.

    *back when she did racist jokes

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Norm not even making the list

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Eddie Murphy, who made the single funniest standup special in history
    >deeming Amy Schumer funny
    >omitting Sam Kinison

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What're the criteria? Their best work or their total body of work?
    * Carlin had a LOT of dogshit preaching at the end, almost all of Chappelle's latest shit has been the same.
    * C.K. is preachy, too, but he works hard at it.
    * Williams stole tons of material, so he's out.
    * Schumer is straight up on there because she's a woman. She got promoted far before she was ready because of that and burnt out before becoming any good.
    * Seinfeld hasn't been interesting in decades, same with Rock. They both hire writers iirc
    Hart and Gaffigan I have never listened to, so I dunno. They're both extremely popular
    I'd consider adding Attell & Stanhope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stanhope
      Yes

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's my man THE MACHINE???

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would appreciate if some anons gave me links to black comedians who didn’t mention white people in within the first 5 minutes of their show.

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