One will protect you

The others will band together to take you out. Who do you trust with your life?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Myers is invincible since he's the physical manifestation of evil, so I'll pick him to protect me.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pennywise and Pinhead seem like they could gank me out of each other's respective home dimensions.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pinhead wins, obviously, but what would he want in return?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What else? Suffering.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JigC. Mastery of the corporeal and mental realms. I'd trust him to handle/make a deal with/outsmart the reality benders and he would completely body anyone physical with his unparalleled foresight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. no one can defeat JigC after he unlocks his Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Band no Jutsu Bankai

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. no one can defeat JigC after he unlocks his Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Band no Jutsu Bankai

      Shouldn't you be hiring security now that you got doxxed? Instead of sitting here posting your same unfunny forced meme?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even have the right state so I think I'll be fine lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Far ROCKaway
          ROCKIN'!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't you take a nap?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking have a nice day you spamming AstroTurf homosexual. I'm going to murder you IRL and this is a threat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The best part about him is that you won't be charged with anything after he kills everyone because he doesn't do anything illegal. He'll just give everyone a choice which is the freakiest part

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The hulk. He can frick up all those other pussies ez

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's martian manhunter, moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's frankensteins monster

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tf is Sir Topham Hat supposed to do?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta go with my man Jiggy C

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't pennywise some Cthulhu level shit? What if i let my fear power him up to the max? Can he beat up the rest?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Penny ate fear from Derry for centuries and still got bodied by some teenagers who weren't afraid of him at that moment. It doesn't look like fear is something he can store up for whenever he meets a group of people with balls.
      He could probably 1v1 anyone except Myers, I don't think he can even feel fear.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and still got bodied by some teenagers who weren't afraid of him at that moment.
        Incorrect. He got bodied by some teenagers with the power of a cosmic turtle that's Pennywise's enemy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cocaine is a hellava drug Mr. King

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's him.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is Ann Frank's superower?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Hulk

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pinhead or Pennywise are the only correct answers.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is that Vega from Street Fighter on lower left? guess I'll go with her

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pinhead is basically a god, he can just take you to his little dimension to chill in safety fricking demon b***hes while he effortlessly obliterates everyone else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Relax baby, you're safe here. How about I help you get more..comfortable?"

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does picking jigsaw mean i get the puppet or the frail old cancer-ridden man? or both?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a trinity-esque configuration from my understanding. You get Jigsaw, John Kramer, AND Billy the Puppet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both I think. Jigsaw = JigC.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DO I ALSO GET PIG? IF SO ALL DAY EVRRY DAY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm picking shaggy and the cancer dude

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Freddy can spawn camp and will kill you or others from a safe distance so I'll take him

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jason.
    He murders me right away instead of protecting me and saves me the suffering from all the torture the other guys who do if they got me.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confident I can convince Pinhead that suffering is exactly the same as pleasure, in that you can get numbed out of it, and that the optimal path is circling between raw carnal pleasure>Mix pleasure/pain>raw pain>mix pain/comfort>raw comfort>mix comfort/carnal pleasure

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