One will protect you

The others will band together to take you out. Who do you trust with your life?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Myers is invincible since he's the physical manifestation of evil, so I'll pick him to protect me.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pennywise and Pinhead seem like they could gank me out of each other's respective home dimensions.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pinhead wins, obviously, but what would he want in return?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What else? Suffering.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    JigC. Mastery of the corporeal and mental realms. I'd trust him to handle/make a deal with/outsmart the reality benders and he would completely body anyone physical with his unparalleled foresight.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. no one can defeat JigC after he unlocks his Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Band no Jutsu Bankai

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. no one can defeat JigC after he unlocks his Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Band no Jutsu Bankai

      Shouldn't you be hiring security now that you got doxxed? Instead of sitting here posting your same unfunny forced meme?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even have the right state so I think I'll be fine lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Far ROCKaway
          ROCKIN'!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't you take a nap?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking have a nice day you spamming AstroTurf homosexual. I'm going to murder you IRL and this is a threat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best part about him is that you won't be charged with anything after he kills everyone because he doesn't do anything illegal. He'll just give everyone a choice which is the freakiest part

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hulk. He can frick up all those other pussies ez

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's martian manhunter, moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's frankensteins monster

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tf is Sir Topham Hat supposed to do?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta go with my man Jiggy C

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't pennywise some Cthulhu level shit? What if i let my fear power him up to the max? Can he beat up the rest?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Penny ate fear from Derry for centuries and still got bodied by some teenagers who weren't afraid of him at that moment. It doesn't look like fear is something he can store up for whenever he meets a group of people with balls.
      He could probably 1v1 anyone except Myers, I don't think he can even feel fear.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and still got bodied by some teenagers who weren't afraid of him at that moment.
        Incorrect. He got bodied by some teenagers with the power of a cosmic turtle that's Pennywise's enemy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          cocaine is a hellava drug Mr. King

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's him.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is Ann Frank's superower?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Hulk

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pinhead or Pennywise are the only correct answers.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that Vega from Street Fighter on lower left? guess I'll go with her

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pinhead is basically a god, he can just take you to his little dimension to chill in safety fricking demon b***hes while he effortlessly obliterates everyone else.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Relax baby, you're safe here. How about I help you get more..comfortable?"

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    does picking jigsaw mean i get the puppet or the frail old cancer-ridden man? or both?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a trinity-esque configuration from my understanding. You get Jigsaw, John Kramer, AND Billy the Puppet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both I think. Jigsaw = JigC.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DO I ALSO GET PIG? IF SO ALL DAY EVRRY DAY

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm picking shaggy and the cancer dude

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freddy can spawn camp and will kill you or others from a safe distance so I'll take him

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jason.
    He murders me right away instead of protecting me and saves me the suffering from all the torture the other guys who do if they got me.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confident I can convince Pinhead that suffering is exactly the same as pleasure, in that you can get numbed out of it, and that the optimal path is circling between raw carnal pleasure>Mix pleasure/pain>raw pain>mix pain/comfort>raw comfort>mix comfort/carnal pleasure

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