this movie ????? oh my GOD??? i absolutely love the tie ins to indigenous culture and the usage of ASL. my GOD i feel like this moofie was made for ME!!! i am obsessed.
israelite movies >Hey look at this character you love! Well he’s a fricking sissy now and black people are way better. Go frick yourself.
Godzilla movies >Hey look at these characters you love, go ahead and have fun watching them fight each other, cheers!
That’s the bottom line.
I really liked and enjoyed it up until the last 90 seconds of the movie.
Godzilla spends the whole thing absorbing energy and powering up, we don’t really see a lot of him other than him slaughtering a couple of job monsters real fast.
In the final battle the bad guy monsters come to the surface, only to be faced with Godzilla and they get absolutely fricking raped, but at the same time there’s no spectacle whatsoever. Skar King attacks Godzilla and his attacks do nothing to him and Godzilla pieces him up in a snap and tosses him over to Kong and the ice monster who execute the Skar King (turns out the ice monster was a good guy).
So Mothra AND Kong were both there but they didn’t need to be at all. Godzilla just solo’d the entire final boss fight and we didn’t get to see Godzilla use his full power and obliterate anyone and the villains were never actually a threat. Very anticlimactic. I’ve never been blueballed by a movie I liked before.
well said, this is exactly how I feel as well. Never been so disappointed by a movie I enjoyed before. It was a dumb movie, but I liked it, but why do little Godzilla? I wish Skar King jobbed earlier and then Godzilla and Kong had to team up to fight a rampaging Shimu. It's an OC monster anyways no need to keep it around especially after this movie has Godzilla killing like half the cast of OC monsters they came up with
I would have been perfectly satisfied if the movie was exactly how it was except Shimo wasn’t good and Godzilla killed it, and Kong got to solo the scar king instead of Godzilla beating him up and handing him over to Kong and Shimo.
No it’s not. Stop responding to yourself. It isn’t a meme it’s one weird little brony from reddit posting the names of fast food chains and putting “C” at the end of everything. It’s like an autistic moron obsessed with counting dimes or playing with toy train tracks or something, which I guess you are so idk why I’m bothering. Just bored while taking a shit but if you’re not moronic sort your life out.
More accurate Kong arc >gets cucked by the Andrew Tate monkey, arm gets broken again, has to get Godzilla and beta human tech to help fight his battles, still gets jobbed to ice lizard, cuck baby showing up last minute is what gives Kong a win, leads of a tribe of inbred apes
More accurate Godzilla arc >kills two feral Kaiju to power up, doesn't do shit after powering up, goes back to making humanity and the other Kaiju his b***h.
What are you laughing at? What you posted isn’t a joke or humor. You just abbreviated helicopter to “helic” why are you pretending anyone would laugh at that? Seriously?
My reaction isn’t funny either. I’m left to assume you’re mentally ill. I used to be a paraprofessional and I’d work with high school age kids with disabilities like you who also liked to play on the computer. If you’re not, I’m just telling you you’re going to want to have a nice day when you’re 40 and look back on the countless hours you wasted doing this. I browse Cinemaphile when I’m at work and I see you flooding every thread with the same exact thing and replying to yourself over and over while several people tell you to frick off for hours and hours and hours. If you’re a literal moron fine but if not you’re genuinely making a huge mistake by investing all these countless hours into what you’re doing.
Yeah, so mad I'm writing paragraphs. oh wait that you hahaha. you don't and can't have sex
1 month ago
Anonymous
back to r*ddit to lick your wounds
1 month ago
Anonymous
See you in the next thread hahahaahah
1 month ago
Anonymous
ok pedo?
1 month ago
Anonymous
We can see through your projection, and it's alarming.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Projecting on what? Every time some leftoid or reddit gets BTFO they start using the word projection like it means anything. Go back to redd*t (hive of pedo leftoid apologists).
1 month ago
Anonymous
People use insults that they
themselves would feel insulted by. I guess you're just a closet pedo kek
1 month ago
Anonymous
>you hate spiders! you must BE a spider!
how hard are you seething, go tie a fricking noose already, you reddit bask*n troon
1 month ago
Anonymous
>that rant hit the nail he broke his schtick
lmfao mindroken redditard
Wtf why was Scar King defeated so easily? I thought the short encounters through the movie meant we were gonna get a fricking war but The fight with Mecha Godzilla was so much better and harder
My problem is Godzilla doing frick all with the energy he was absorbing the whole time. Okay fine, make Shimo a good guy. Can we have some other monster for Godzilla to use his full power on then? Point is the movie was about Godzilla powering up but it ended up being for no reason.
>all the replies deleted besides one anon who wanted to participate in le reply chain even tho it didn't even make sense in his head
fricking KEK get a life
post that webm of them running
We’re trying to shill this movie, not make it look bad.
The GOATs
fr unironically
GODzilla…my glorious lizard KING
this movie ????? oh my GOD??? i absolutely love the tie ins to indigenous culture and the usage of ASL. my GOD i feel like this moofie was made for ME!!! i am obsessed.
Seething. Hope you're ready for the next film.
Christ there always has to be something now
>/pol/tards get triggered by someone using ASL now
lmao
israelite movies
>Hey look at this character you love! Well he’s a fricking sissy now and black people are way better. Go frick yourself.
Godzilla movies
>Hey look at these characters you love, go ahead and have fun watching them fight each other, cheers!
That’s the bottom line.
kek dis you?
https://letterboxd.com/kalanimelia/film/godzilla-kong-the-new-empire/
Why are they chasing those helicopters?
Weakest monsterverse film. Hollow earth destroyed any hope the franchise had.
it was already ruined with kong
just kill the moronic monkey off already
I will pirate it in 4 months and probably not enjoy it.
Pirate it now and tell us what you think
it is evolving
I haven’t seen it
Can someone explain why it’s bad, so I can save my money
I really liked and enjoyed it up until the last 90 seconds of the movie.
Godzilla spends the whole thing absorbing energy and powering up, we don’t really see a lot of him other than him slaughtering a couple of job monsters real fast.
In the final battle the bad guy monsters come to the surface, only to be faced with Godzilla and they get absolutely fricking raped, but at the same time there’s no spectacle whatsoever. Skar King attacks Godzilla and his attacks do nothing to him and Godzilla pieces him up in a snap and tosses him over to Kong and the ice monster who execute the Skar King (turns out the ice monster was a good guy).
So Mothra AND Kong were both there but they didn’t need to be at all. Godzilla just solo’d the entire final boss fight and we didn’t get to see Godzilla use his full power and obliterate anyone and the villains were never actually a threat. Very anticlimactic. I’ve never been blueballed by a movie I liked before.
well said, this is exactly how I feel as well. Never been so disappointed by a movie I enjoyed before. It was a dumb movie, but I liked it, but why do little Godzilla? I wish Skar King jobbed earlier and then Godzilla and Kong had to team up to fight a rampaging Shimu. It's an OC monster anyways no need to keep it around especially after this movie has Godzilla killing like half the cast of OC monsters they came up with
I would have been perfectly satisfied if the movie was exactly how it was except Shimo wasn’t good and Godzilla killed it, and Kong got to solo the scar king instead of Godzilla beating him up and handing him over to Kong and Shimo.
Doesn't Godzilla kill like 40,000+ people everytime he steps into a city?
kek
we know it’s you, why are you bothering to pretend that a bunch of people are laughing at putting the letter c at the end of a word
hey im Jane Goodall and im here to humanise these savage people!
Godzilla is a trans icon. Powerful.
What the frick does that mean? I hate this bask*n Black person. Literally KYS freak. Godzilla is for kids, not for your pedophile sex politics.
i don't wanna see a dragon fighting a monkey, i want to see a monkey fighting a monkey
Plenty of monkey brawling in this. There’s probably like 3 or 4 separate monkey fights.
>monkey on monkey violence
>hip hop music starts
yikes
ooh then maybe i'll watch it
mental illness, literally talking to yourself online through Cinemaphile posts
Tell us more about how bothered you are at a Cinemaphile shitpost meme.
…and SHART Kong
you responding to yourself isn’t a “meme”
Whatever you say fundie. lol
Heres you're hero bro
Why did everyone bully him so much
he is a red-headed step child and should be treated as such
Is this really in the movie?
Why wouldnt it
>leftist trying to explain to me how male children are objectively women
HEEM SLEEPY
No anon just invented a fake webm just to shitpost
I was dying of laughter in the theater when this happened
>he WUZ swinging a lil orange monkey fella
fricking KEK it's kino
what?
what's that? you're talking to me?
it's Godzillx
this will never be funny no matter how much you samegay yourself reddithomosexual
go back
No it’s not. Stop responding to yourself. It isn’t a meme it’s one weird little brony from reddit posting the names of fast food chains and putting “C” at the end of everything. It’s like an autistic moron obsessed with counting dimes or playing with toy train tracks or something, which I guess you are so idk why I’m bothering. Just bored while taking a shit but if you’re not moronic sort your life out.
You are probably talking to a literal bot.
Why do jannies let this go on? Half this thread about Godzilla is this jigsaw troony replying to itself and flooding with random pepe images.
Our heroes Godzilla and Mothra, and I guess cripple monkey is there too.
Kong Arc
>stops slavery, starts family
Godzilla Arc
>goes on killing spree
More accurate Kong arc
>gets cucked by the Andrew Tate monkey, arm gets broken again, has to get Godzilla and beta human tech to help fight his battles, still gets jobbed to ice lizard, cuck baby showing up last minute is what gives Kong a win, leads of a tribe of inbred apes
More accurate Godzilla arc
>kills two feral Kaiju to power up, doesn't do shit after powering up, goes back to making humanity and the other Kaiju his b***h.
He only absorbed one of the kaiju. The other one he just killed because he felt like it.
what the frick is that even supposed to mean? fricking have a nice day
What are you laughing at? What you posted isn’t a joke or humor. You just abbreviated helicopter to “helic” why are you pretending anyone would laugh at that? Seriously?
mental illness
unironically
I'm laughing at your reaction lmao
My reaction isn’t funny either. I’m left to assume you’re mentally ill. I used to be a paraprofessional and I’d work with high school age kids with disabilities like you who also liked to play on the computer. If you’re not, I’m just telling you you’re going to want to have a nice day when you’re 40 and look back on the countless hours you wasted doing this. I browse Cinemaphile when I’m at work and I see you flooding every thread with the same exact thing and replying to yourself over and over while several people tell you to frick off for hours and hours and hours. If you’re a literal moron fine but if not you’re genuinely making a huge mistake by investing all these countless hours into what you’re doing.
>my reaction isn't funny
Yeah, gonna have to disagree on that one, you pathetic autistic little brat.
lmao are you angry? fricking have a nice day, you reddit pedophile
Yeah, so mad I'm writing paragraphs. oh wait that you hahaha. you don't and can't have sex
back to r*ddit to lick your wounds
See you in the next thread hahahaahah
ok pedo?
We can see through your projection, and it's alarming.
Projecting on what? Every time some leftoid or reddit gets BTFO they start using the word projection like it means anything. Go back to redd*t (hive of pedo leftoid apologists).
People use insults that they
themselves would feel insulted by. I guess you're just a closet pedo kek
>you hate spiders! you must BE a spider!
how hard are you seething, go tie a fricking noose already, you reddit bask*n troon
>that rant hit the nail he broke his schtick
lmfao mindroken redditard
lol please pass highschool English before posting
Why does Kong have the Infinity Gauntlet?
Wtf why was Scar King defeated so easily? I thought the short encounters through the movie meant we were gonna get a fricking war but The fight with Mecha Godzilla was so much better and harder
Godzilla did all the sidequests.
Shame because Scar King was a real hateable villain but they DBZ powerlevelled him into irrelevance
Why did they do this? Making Shimo a good guy and not a powerful monster for Godzilla to hulk out and kill was so stupid.
My problem is Godzilla doing frick all with the energy he was absorbing the whole time. Okay fine, make Shimo a good guy. Can we have some other monster for Godzilla to use his full power on then? Point is the movie was about Godzilla powering up but it ended up being for no reason.
So will Super Saiyan Rosé Gojira and Infinity Gauntlet Kong be permanent power ups moving forward?
ultra instinct gojira vs orange pikonglo is the next movie
bump
>all the replies deleted besides one anon who wanted to participate in le reply chain even tho it didn't even make sense in his head
fricking KEK get a life
I want to watch it but I would have to leave the house ;_;
Are they rollerblading?
Why does tv likes this repackaged, rebranded capeshit
does tv like slop in their mouth now?
Who was the Jannetty?
That Cairo scene
>Kong Keep Moving, This Is a Godzilla Neighborhood.