Painfully unfunny.

Painfully unfunny.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was painfully unfunny, but i used to be too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you blew it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        save me citrus!

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A guy actually telling jokes instead of parabolical anecdotes with pauses for accordant applause? Yeah he's totally the unfunny one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good parabolical anecdotes > bad pure jokes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Norm Macdonald. That's my answer to this post.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers don't get Mitch Hedberg, and that's okay.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm turning 35 in a few weeks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 years wizard status? congrats, bro!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        stupid people get old too it turns out

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what secrets?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oof

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            he spilled the beans

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a parrot that could talk, but it never said it was hungry, so it died.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mitch is chan approved

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a great example of why Mitch should have been writing newspaper comics at the time instead of doing standup.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      misses the best bit "sorry for the convenience"

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >x sucks. its shit.
    >what do you recommend then
    >frick you frick you frick you have a nice day lmfaooooooooooooooo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick you stupid motherfricker

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you seem jittery
    >yeah, i'm about to floss

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    transwomen used to be men. they still are but they used to be too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      every time I see that post.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do your pants hold up your belt
    or does your belt hold up your pants?
    Who is the real hero here

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think OP was a homosexual. I still do, but I used to, too.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Demetri Martin was a good replacement

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought one of his albums on iTunes along with that fricking Mischief Brew klezmer album back in like 2009, and now every time I turn on my car I either have to deal with that homosexual U2 album, literal israeli clarinet, or fricking Tea Ski

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fly was really close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you don't like jokes, huh? Why are you even watching stand-up comedy then?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mitch and Steven Wright are two of my favorites. You just don’t like non-sequiturs.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah this special is pretty painful to watch. crowd wasn't feeling it

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah he doesn't lecture at all about racism and white privilege totally unfunny comic

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    when you think about it, a billboard and a drive in movie are the opposite

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love me some Mitch Dedberg

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my belt is holding up my pants but my pants are holding up my belt. who is the real hero?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on, you're telling me that a modern-day comedy special was shit? There's no way, you have to be lying to me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >modern day
      >episode is almost 25 years old

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This special was one of his worst tbh
    the audience didn't seem into it and he at one point throws a joke about how dumb crowds laugh at "a lot of shit on your head" then the whole crowd laughs. he basically gets away with saying the crowd is dumb -
    you can sense it if you find the full special

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