Painfully unfunny.
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i was painfully unfunny, but i used to be too.
you blew it
save me citrus!
A guy actually telling jokes instead of parabolical anecdotes with pauses for accordant applause? Yeah he's totally the unfunny one.
Good parabolical anecdotes > bad pure jokes.
I like Norm Macdonald. That's my answer to this post.
Zoomers don't get Mitch Hedberg, and that's okay.
I'm turning 35 in a few weeks.
5 years wizard status? congrats, bro!
stupid people get old too it turns out
what secrets?
Oof
he spilled the beans
I bought a parrot that could talk, but it never said it was hungry, so it died.
Mitch is chan approved
This is a great example of why Mitch should have been writing newspaper comics at the time instead of doing standup.
misses the best bit "sorry for the convenience"
>x sucks. its shit.
>what do you recommend then
>frick you frick you frick you have a nice day lmfaooooooooooooooo
Who are you quoting?
frick you stupid motherfricker
What are you talking about?
>you seem jittery
>yeah, i'm about to floss
transwomen used to be men. they still are but they used to be too.
every time I see that post.
Do your pants hold up your belt
or does your belt hold up your pants?
Who is the real hero here
I used to think OP was a homosexual. I still do, but I used to, too.
I thought Demetri Martin was a good replacement
I bought one of his albums on iTunes along with that fricking Mischief Brew klezmer album back in like 2009, and now every time I turn on my car I either have to deal with that homosexual U2 album, literal israeli clarinet, or fricking Tea Ski
A fly was really close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.
So you don't like jokes, huh? Why are you even watching stand-up comedy then?
Mitch and Steven Wright are two of my favorites. You just don’t like non-sequiturs.
yeah this special is pretty painful to watch. crowd wasn't feeling it
Yeah he doesn't lecture at all about racism and white privilege totally unfunny comic
when you think about it, a billboard and a drive in movie are the opposite
Love me some Mitch Dedberg
my belt is holding up my pants but my pants are holding up my belt. who is the real hero?
Hold on, you're telling me that a modern-day comedy special was shit? There's no way, you have to be lying to me.
>modern day
>episode is almost 25 years old
This special was one of his worst tbh
the audience didn't seem into it and he at one point throws a joke about how dumb crowds laugh at "a lot of shit on your head" then the whole crowd laughs. he basically gets away with saying the crowd is dumb -
you can sense it if you find the full special