Peach is a GIRLBOSS, Bowser is a SIMP, and Mario is a PUNCHING BAG!

Peach is a GIRLBOSS, Bowser is a SIMP, and Mario is a PUNCHING BAG!

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, I thought you conservanerds LOVED this movie now. Was I lied to?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was after it was successful, the first few days they hated the movie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Libs are mad so they are trying to change the narrative

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anti-woke
        Never fails to make laugh.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did, it's why leftoids are seething

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Was I lied to?

      yes, you'll never pass

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE AI ART

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peach trains and supports Mario and then steps back so he can be the hero, anyone who calls her a girlboss should kill themselves

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is, you're just coping. And you never played a single game.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie gets announced
    >chuds make up narratives in their heads in order to complain about it
    >say it's going to fail miserably
    >movie ends up not being anything like that at all
    >it's the second most successful movie of the year

    Why are these angry internet dudes so pathetic?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like they are circle jerking with their audience for those clicks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are an incel licking megacorpo boot on the internet, you will ALWAYS be more pathetic than people with nothing better to do than to get mad at Hollywood garbage

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hit a nerve, huh?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go away shill. You know op is being ironic and fricking with us. Unless you are also being ironic. Really who knows where it ends?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pointing out facts makes you a "shill" now

        Good to know.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >says lies are facts
          You are a shill. You are the one who made up narratives about the movie. You're a falseflagger and a moron if you think people don't know that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone who was here before the release of this film remebers you nerds whining about woke this woke that before it's release.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That was you and not a single person here is falling for this! What do you think, that you tricked some people before and you can just take that out of your pocket? You have nothing. You're a falseflagger and you've been caught, instantly, like always. Same shit you're doing with fallout. Pretending people only don't want to watch bad shows because there's a girl, so they can take out of context screenshots and make "articles" about those specific comments that they paid you to make.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                At this point you've crossed over into actual schizophrenia.
                Am I the obese sword australian and half a dozen other whiny right wing yourubers as well?
                Imagine being so terminally wing-brained that you simply cannot accept that people with whom you agree on politics made fools of themselves; so you repress all the things you made up about the Mario film to complain about online and substitute them with some barely coherent drivel about a conspiracy orchetrated by a single person to make your fellow culture warriors look like losers by getting them to lambast a film over imagined politics and make a plethora of posts complaining about in on Cinemaphile (all archived should you choose to deny their very existance in another fit of maddness".
                It's pathetic.
                You're pathetic.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the obese australian wannabe swordsman
                No, that guy is just a MAJOR autist/nerd/idiot.
                >says I'm NOT the one who made a fool of myself
                >claims later in the SAME SENTENCE thatI made shit up
                Nope, we're done here. You're not even paying attention to what you're fricking typing. I hope they check your "work" on this and see how useless you were. Learn to try, troll.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No... YOU!

            Good response.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not even what I said and who do you think is just not going to read it? Its right there you stupid idiot queer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reality can be whatever I want if I wail enough
        SAD!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the tactic where you just say somebody else is doing what you're doing
          Which has never worked. Go away shill troll homosexual and kys right now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pathetic autist.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stop proving me right and just doing what I said you did.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      all about the engagement

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These people will find a way to be offended by anything

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is that nerd who wrote a book about """magic""" but it's actually completely not magic and characters can like figure it out and shit. Also he will take any opportunity to say that all pop culture weapons actually ARE practical, for clickbait.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        His book is hilariously bad, his Gary Sue is either the best at everything or instantly figures out everything. He's also NOT Stalin who one day for no given reason decides to stop being Stalin. It is literally never mentioned why. Yet the book is supposed to be his redemption story. Also redeemed NOT Stalin is the most violent psychopathic edgelord and is still presented as the bestest hero ever. Also almost every criminal in the entire book is a rapist and pretty much all the time he's not writing about Gary Sue NOT Stalin or giving autistic info dumps he's writing about rape.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actually read the whole thing even though it's like THIS
          Why would you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Again, it is hilariously bad. I even forget to mention about the female love interest who is afraid of sex and nudity but her black magic cop partner is from a race of black nudists and constantly talks about sex. Because it's literally an autist writing bad anime as a prose novel. And that's funny.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GEM

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't this guy like a mormon with 10 kids? how tf does he have time to care?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      His wife left him and took the kids, consequently he has all the time in the world to imagine things about the Mario flick to be mad about.
      No I'm not making this up.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Src vid?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao baffling how you can look like this (especially the "beard") and have the audacity show your ugly mug and hold an opinion in public.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beard
    >glasses
    >yellow teeth
    >mouth open
    Everytime

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noooo he's the epic knight!
      He could behead you ez.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His normal vids were comfy before he started using other people in them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame, really. He went from being a calm yet playful guy who like to speculate about fantasy races' martial arts. Then he became a moron who can only scream in his backyard next to a bald guy and a carbon copy of himslef.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, Youtubers are genuinely insane people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they're actually really clever. They know exactly what to say to attract certain crowds and boost their views. I don't believe any of them are actually being sincere. It's all for views and money.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >selling your integrity for 30k views

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is he talking about Weinstein?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He‘s talking about a principled christian man who has been demonized by the left wing hollywood elite. Thankfully the daily wire brought him back to the limelight
            Vincent Gallo

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of darker complexions
              based

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    outrage clickfarming. peach got literally saved by mario and luigi while in a wedding dress. a LITERAL damsel in a classic sense. there was a single scene where she showed mario a training course, to at least have her do something on screen and not be useless. the writers for this movie sadly werent as creative as the Paper Mario writers, where all the Peach sections are actually engaging and interesting.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this mortadell used to make sword videos? When did he go all qanon

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >being an adult man and caring about any of this
    Grim

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this the original video title before he changed it after people called him out for it?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    identity politics really ruined everything

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Peach is a Girlboss
    Yeah, this was annoying and gay. I don't mind her being competent, but it was so fricking over the top and up it's own ass.
    >Bowser was a simp
    As he should be. Bowser was perfect. They don't need to change anything about Bowser. Bowser is, by his very nature, a pathetic creature. He's big and scary and cool looking, but he's a chronic loser and his whole raison d'etre is chasing peach around
    >Mario is a PUNCHING BAG!
    This is part of the Peach problem more than it was a Mario problem. I didn't have a huge problem with who Mario was in this movie. There's never really a solid narrative in any of the games, which is fine, but when you make a movie your character has to have an arc. And if you're making a Mario movie where Mario is being introduced the Mushroom Kingdom for the first time, it's a classic fish out of water story and he's going to have to start off being incompetent to some degree. He's just a blue collar plumber from Brooklyn forced to be some kind of hero in a world that is completely alien and nonsensical. He needs to have heart and a can-do attitude. That's what makes him likable as a character. If he comes in and is just perfect at everything it's going to be a very boring movie. And the goal should be to get him to fail in ways that inexperienced players of the game fail in and show him getting better as the movie progresses. It's relatable because we all played Mario at some point and everyone is bad at Mario at first. We've all gotten used to how green turtle shells work only to be flummoxed by the edition of red shells and spiky shells five minutes later

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really still give a shit about this kind of stuff?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Video is CLICKBAIT, Guy is a CHUD. You fell for the GRIFT!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      make it stop

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was Neil Patrick Haris a mindreader or was that bullshit?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when the youtube grifters couldn't decide on a narrative of if this shit was "woke" or if its success was proof it "wasn't woke"?

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