>movie gets announced >chuds make up narratives in their heads in order to complain about it >say it's going to fail miserably >movie ends up not being anything like that at all >it's the second most successful movie of the year
you are an incel licking megacorpo boot on the internet, you will ALWAYS be more pathetic than people with nothing better to do than to get mad at Hollywood garbage
>says lies are facts
You are a shill. You are the one who made up narratives about the movie. You're a falseflagger and a moron if you think people don't know that.
That was you and not a single person here is falling for this! What do you think, that you tricked some people before and you can just take that out of your pocket? You have nothing. You're a falseflagger and you've been caught, instantly, like always. Same shit you're doing with fallout. Pretending people only don't want to watch bad shows because there's a girl, so they can take out of context screenshots and make "articles" about those specific comments that they paid you to make.
2 months ago
Anonymous
At this point you've crossed over into actual schizophrenia.
Am I the obese sword australian and half a dozen other whiny right wing yourubers as well?
Imagine being so terminally wing-brained that you simply cannot accept that people with whom you agree on politics made fools of themselves; so you repress all the things you made up about the Mario film to complain about online and substitute them with some barely coherent drivel about a conspiracy orchetrated by a single person to make your fellow culture warriors look like losers by getting them to lambast a film over imagined politics and make a plethora of posts complaining about in on Cinemaphile (all archived should you choose to deny their very existance in another fit of maddness".
It's pathetic.
You're pathetic.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>the obese australian wannabe swordsman
No, that guy is just a MAJOR autist/nerd/idiot. >says I'm NOT the one who made a fool of myself >claims later in the SAME SENTENCE thatI made shit up
Nope, we're done here. You're not even paying attention to what you're fricking typing. I hope they check your "work" on this and see how useless you were. Learn to try, troll.
This is that nerd who wrote a book about """magic""" but it's actually completely not magic and characters can like figure it out and shit. Also he will take any opportunity to say that all pop culture weapons actually ARE practical, for clickbait.
His book is hilariously bad, his Gary Sue is either the best at everything or instantly figures out everything. He's also NOT Stalin who one day for no given reason decides to stop being Stalin. It is literally never mentioned why. Yet the book is supposed to be his redemption story. Also redeemed NOT Stalin is the most violent psychopathic edgelord and is still presented as the bestest hero ever. Also almost every criminal in the entire book is a rapist and pretty much all the time he's not writing about Gary Sue NOT Stalin or giving autistic info dumps he's writing about rape.
Again, it is hilariously bad. I even forget to mention about the female love interest who is afraid of sex and nudity but her black magic cop partner is from a race of black nudists and constantly talks about sex. Because it's literally an autist writing bad anime as a prose novel. And that's funny.
His wife left him and took the kids, consequently he has all the time in the world to imagine things about the Mario flick to be mad about.
No I'm not making this up.
It's a shame, really. He went from being a calm yet playful guy who like to speculate about fantasy races' martial arts. Then he became a moron who can only scream in his backyard next to a bald guy and a carbon copy of himslef.
No, they're actually really clever. They know exactly what to say to attract certain crowds and boost their views. I don't believe any of them are actually being sincere. It's all for views and money.
He‘s talking about a principled christian man who has been demonized by the left wing hollywood elite. Thankfully the daily wire brought him back to the limelight
Vincent Gallo
outrage clickfarming. peach got literally saved by mario and luigi while in a wedding dress. a LITERAL damsel in a classic sense. there was a single scene where she showed mario a training course, to at least have her do something on screen and not be useless. the writers for this movie sadly werent as creative as the Paper Mario writers, where all the Peach sections are actually engaging and interesting.
>Peach is a Girlboss
Yeah, this was annoying and gay. I don't mind her being competent, but it was so fricking over the top and up it's own ass. >Bowser was a simp
As he should be. Bowser was perfect. They don't need to change anything about Bowser. Bowser is, by his very nature, a pathetic creature. He's big and scary and cool looking, but he's a chronic loser and his whole raison d'etre is chasing peach around >Mario is a PUNCHING BAG!
This is part of the Peach problem more than it was a Mario problem. I didn't have a huge problem with who Mario was in this movie. There's never really a solid narrative in any of the games, which is fine, but when you make a movie your character has to have an arc. And if you're making a Mario movie where Mario is being introduced the Mushroom Kingdom for the first time, it's a classic fish out of water story and he's going to have to start off being incompetent to some degree. He's just a blue collar plumber from Brooklyn forced to be some kind of hero in a world that is completely alien and nonsensical. He needs to have heart and a can-do attitude. That's what makes him likable as a character. If he comes in and is just perfect at everything it's going to be a very boring movie. And the goal should be to get him to fail in ways that inexperienced players of the game fail in and show him getting better as the movie progresses. It's relatable because we all played Mario at some point and everyone is bad at Mario at first. We've all gotten used to how green turtle shells work only to be flummoxed by the edition of red shells and spiky shells five minutes later
Wait, I thought you conservanerds LOVED this movie now. Was I lied to?
Yes
that was after it was successful, the first few days they hated the movie
Libs are mad so they are trying to change the narrative
>anti-woke
Never fails to make laugh.
They did, it's why leftoids are seething
>Was I lied to?
yes, you'll never pass
I LOVE AI ART
Peach trains and supports Mario and then steps back so he can be the hero, anyone who calls her a girlboss should kill themselves
She is, you're just coping. And you never played a single game.
>movie gets announced
>chuds make up narratives in their heads in order to complain about it
>say it's going to fail miserably
>movie ends up not being anything like that at all
>it's the second most successful movie of the year
Why are these angry internet dudes so pathetic?
It's almost like they are circle jerking with their audience for those clicks
you are an incel licking megacorpo boot on the internet, you will ALWAYS be more pathetic than people with nothing better to do than to get mad at Hollywood garbage
Hit a nerve, huh?
Go away shill. You know op is being ironic and fricking with us. Unless you are also being ironic. Really who knows where it ends?
>pointing out facts makes you a "shill" now
Good to know.
>says lies are facts
You are a shill. You are the one who made up narratives about the movie. You're a falseflagger and a moron if you think people don't know that.
Everyone who was here before the release of this film remebers you nerds whining about woke this woke that before it's release.
That was you and not a single person here is falling for this! What do you think, that you tricked some people before and you can just take that out of your pocket? You have nothing. You're a falseflagger and you've been caught, instantly, like always. Same shit you're doing with fallout. Pretending people only don't want to watch bad shows because there's a girl, so they can take out of context screenshots and make "articles" about those specific comments that they paid you to make.
At this point you've crossed over into actual schizophrenia.
Am I the obese sword australian and half a dozen other whiny right wing yourubers as well?
Imagine being so terminally wing-brained that you simply cannot accept that people with whom you agree on politics made fools of themselves; so you repress all the things you made up about the Mario film to complain about online and substitute them with some barely coherent drivel about a conspiracy orchetrated by a single person to make your fellow culture warriors look like losers by getting them to lambast a film over imagined politics and make a plethora of posts complaining about in on Cinemaphile (all archived should you choose to deny their very existance in another fit of maddness".
It's pathetic.
You're pathetic.
>the obese australian wannabe swordsman
No, that guy is just a MAJOR autist/nerd/idiot.
>says I'm NOT the one who made a fool of myself
>claims later in the SAME SENTENCE thatI made shit up
Nope, we're done here. You're not even paying attention to what you're fricking typing. I hope they check your "work" on this and see how useless you were. Learn to try, troll.
No... YOU!
Good response.
That's not even what I said and who do you think is just not going to read it? Its right there you stupid idiot queer.
>reality can be whatever I want if I wail enough
SAD!
>the tactic where you just say somebody else is doing what you're doing
Which has never worked. Go away shill troll homosexual and kys right now.
Pathetic autist.
Stop proving me right and just doing what I said you did.
all about the engagement
These people will find a way to be offended by anything
Disgusting
This is that nerd who wrote a book about """magic""" but it's actually completely not magic and characters can like figure it out and shit. Also he will take any opportunity to say that all pop culture weapons actually ARE practical, for clickbait.
His book is hilariously bad, his Gary Sue is either the best at everything or instantly figures out everything. He's also NOT Stalin who one day for no given reason decides to stop being Stalin. It is literally never mentioned why. Yet the book is supposed to be his redemption story. Also redeemed NOT Stalin is the most violent psychopathic edgelord and is still presented as the bestest hero ever. Also almost every criminal in the entire book is a rapist and pretty much all the time he's not writing about Gary Sue NOT Stalin or giving autistic info dumps he's writing about rape.
>actually read the whole thing even though it's like THIS
Why would you?
Again, it is hilariously bad. I even forget to mention about the female love interest who is afraid of sex and nudity but her black magic cop partner is from a race of black nudists and constantly talks about sex. Because it's literally an autist writing bad anime as a prose novel. And that's funny.
GEM
isn't this guy like a mormon with 10 kids? how tf does he have time to care?
His wife left him and took the kids, consequently he has all the time in the world to imagine things about the Mario flick to be mad about.
No I'm not making this up.
Src vid?
lmao baffling how you can look like this (especially the "beard") and have the audacity show your ugly mug and hold an opinion in public.
>beard
>glasses
>yellow teeth
>mouth open
Everytime
Noooo he's the epic knight!
He could behead you ez.
His normal vids were comfy before he started using other people in them.
It's a shame, really. He went from being a calm yet playful guy who like to speculate about fantasy races' martial arts. Then he became a moron who can only scream in his backyard next to a bald guy and a carbon copy of himslef.
Kek, Youtubers are genuinely insane people.
No, they're actually really clever. They know exactly what to say to attract certain crowds and boost their views. I don't believe any of them are actually being sincere. It's all for views and money.
>selling your integrity for 30k views
Is he talking about Weinstein?
He‘s talking about a principled christian man who has been demonized by the left wing hollywood elite. Thankfully the daily wire brought him back to the limelight
Vincent Gallo
>Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of darker complexions
based
outrage clickfarming. peach got literally saved by mario and luigi while in a wedding dress. a LITERAL damsel in a classic sense. there was a single scene where she showed mario a training course, to at least have her do something on screen and not be useless. the writers for this movie sadly werent as creative as the Paper Mario writers, where all the Peach sections are actually engaging and interesting.
Didn't this mortadell used to make sword videos? When did he go all qanon
>being an adult man and caring about any of this
Grim
is this the original video title before he changed it after people called him out for it?
identity politics really ruined everything
>Peach is a Girlboss
Yeah, this was annoying and gay. I don't mind her being competent, but it was so fricking over the top and up it's own ass.
>Bowser was a simp
As he should be. Bowser was perfect. They don't need to change anything about Bowser. Bowser is, by his very nature, a pathetic creature. He's big and scary and cool looking, but he's a chronic loser and his whole raison d'etre is chasing peach around
>Mario is a PUNCHING BAG!
This is part of the Peach problem more than it was a Mario problem. I didn't have a huge problem with who Mario was in this movie. There's never really a solid narrative in any of the games, which is fine, but when you make a movie your character has to have an arc. And if you're making a Mario movie where Mario is being introduced the Mushroom Kingdom for the first time, it's a classic fish out of water story and he's going to have to start off being incompetent to some degree. He's just a blue collar plumber from Brooklyn forced to be some kind of hero in a world that is completely alien and nonsensical. He needs to have heart and a can-do attitude. That's what makes him likable as a character. If he comes in and is just perfect at everything it's going to be a very boring movie. And the goal should be to get him to fail in ways that inexperienced players of the game fail in and show him getting better as the movie progresses. It's relatable because we all played Mario at some point and everyone is bad at Mario at first. We've all gotten used to how green turtle shells work only to be flummoxed by the edition of red shells and spiky shells five minutes later
Do people really still give a shit about this kind of stuff?
Video is CLICKBAIT, Guy is a CHUD. You fell for the GRIFT!
make it stop
Was Neil Patrick Haris a mindreader or was that bullshit?
Remember when the youtube grifters couldn't decide on a narrative of if this shit was "woke" or if its success was proof it "wasn't woke"?