Piercekino

Anyone else feel that Pierce Brosnan was the ultimate James Bond that encompassed all the previous ones into one definitive performance?

He had it all - the suave, the charm, the rogue factor, the puns and quips and he looked more like the character than anyone else. You could put him in any other Bond movie and he'd fit.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. He was a sexist, misogynist dinosaur.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly why he's the best.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't sexist or misogynist at all though, which makes M's accusation seem quite strange and fourth wall breaking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >woman twice your age calls you a dinosaur

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sexist, misogynist dinosaur.
      Yes.
      *Sips burbon*
      I am.
      *Get up and walks calmly over to M and slaps her across the face. When leaps to her face in shocked anger but notices a deadly looking black spider pinched in Bond's fingers which he eyes with a bored yet amused smile.*
      Yangtze Black Widow. Western edge, by the markings. Tsk tsk tsk, the Chinese, you'd think they'd have something a little more...modern...by now.
      *Bond squeezes and a splatter of gears and oil sprays from the "spider" across M's face.*
      Ah! My mistake! Well, if you'll excuse me, it looks like this dinosaur has a first class flight to Beijing to catch. Good day M.
      *Cut to credits song which are cute women in cavemen fur bikinis and dinosaur costumes dancing around*
      DINOSAUR!! He stomps through the fields... CAVEMAN!! But he knows how you...FEEEEELLLLLL!!! HUNTER!! He stalks you like prey... But when push comes to shooooovvvvve - misogynist, saves the daaaayyyyyy!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pooped your adult diaper again, Judy?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no he did good in focussing on doing his job as a legal killer but he never truly seemed to enjoy himself. i mean look at your pic op.
    that's not the pic of a man who likes his job.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Untrue and you should rewatch his movies. Go to 2:16.

      and these clips

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i have rewatched all of his movies last month.
        i think you should rewatch remington steele seasons 1 to 4

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He came off as greasy and slightly zesty. Moore is the ultimate Bond.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hell no, he's like a one-dimensional cartoon version of Bond. He spends more time mowing down bad guys like Rambo than doing actual James Bond shit, he's way too nice to women, lacks Bond's snobbish and arrogant qualities, and the writing in his films was simply subpar. He's far better than Craig but who wasn't?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he's way too nice to women

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh you mean he kills the villainess who's trying to cause a nuclear disaster? and looks like he could cry any moment while doing it? What a jerk!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I never miss.

          It was a cold blooded moment, especially because of what he had with Elektra.

          i have rewatched all of his movies last month.
          i think you should rewatch remington steele seasons 1 to 4

          I am planning to, not like there's anything else to watch. I am salty he didn't get the Bond role in 1986. I like Dalton but it feels like TLD was written for Brosnan.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            even with brosnan the bond in TD would have been too sentimental. sentimentality is a liability in bond's field and it turns bond into a generic action hero. bad move by the writers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It was a cold blooded moment
            lol no it wasn't, Bond was clearly hiding his emotions

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hottest bond girl is also the hottest villain
        kino

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Daniel Craig > Pierce Brosnan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >muh BO numbers

      NPC alert.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why would you compare a non-bond actor with pierce brosnan tho

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This scene alone makes him n1.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [Remove]
      >What the hell is he doing?
      >His job
      kino

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He probably could have been the best.
    Unfortunately he was given one great film and then many years of utter shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is a better Bond in noble House.
      His bond is too homosexual.

      Imagine if he got the role in 1987 and NCB fricked off and we got John Glen/prime RM-era Pierce Brosnan Bondkino. I'd sell my soul for this.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is a better Bond in noble House.
    His bond is too homosexual.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I swear, he was born to be James Bond and I don't say this at all for any other actor or role. Look at this guy. He's the archetype of Bond given flesh and blood. Absolutely incredible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      remington steele season 2 begins with a two-parter in acapulco iirc. that's the closest to it we'll ever get.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Barbara fricked over his era, he even said his Bond was written too soft and the sexual element was downplayed as frick (except the one and only sex scene in Bond movies in DAD with Halle Berry). He got fricked over massively by Barbara despite being globally beloved and everything with him as Bond selling like the cure to cancer. Frick her, she deprived us of the greatest James Bond of all time. I still miss Piercekino.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A View To A Kill with prime Brosnan and Walken facing off would be the best Bond movie ever made.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he stinks and i dont like him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Him and Roger Moore, best Bonds.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you are le sexist misogynist thug even doe your Bond hasn't even had time to do sexist misogynist thug things yet
    That one scene never made sense. Craig's Bond made a huge scandal and broke into her apartment and got less shit for it in Casino.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was good but not quite lethal enough to be the ultimate Bond. That honor will always go to Connery.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I kind of agree. I think he is the "archetypal Bond", the Bond that our collective unconscious would construct if we all put our heads together and psychically manifested "007".

    That said I gravitate towards Connery's films more and find them more personally influential and memorable, but really the entire panoply of Bond films is quite enjoyable, until that potatoheaded socialist mick ruined it all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >potatoheaded socialist mick
      this, he destroyed the most consistent media franchise in human history. the last movie lost a 100 million, the first Bond movie to fail at the box office. Bond is ruined forever. It ended with DAD, that was the last we saw of James Bond. Pierce fits into every Bond movie, you could put him in Licence to Kill or Moonraker and he'd be naturally fit for both. It's insane how wasted he was.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's difficult to truly compare the Bond actors because of the writing.

    Connery's bond was the ultimate investigator, he found shit out, he used disguises and connections to discover things.

    Moore's bond was confrontational and brash, because OF COURSE I'm a british agent and I'm here to stop you.

    Dalton's Bond was far more emotional and driven by revenge or anger.

    Brosnan's Bond was an infiltrator and a fighter, much more an assassin than an intelligence gathering agent.

    Then with Craig they went all over the fricking place and tried to make him a bit of everything, and it just didn't work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The approach was to make him Jason Bourne but British and it worked by Quantum of Solace, you were beginning to accept it and then in Skyfall, they put him into classic Bond scenes and stuff and he stuck out like a moron. Watch this scene, casino, tuxedo, girl asking his name, it's all iconic Bond but the guy supposed to be Bond looks like an Albino Russian goon. What an utter disaster.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        QoS spends the entire film sucking communism's dick. Every copy of that film needs to be burned in a pyre.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hmmm you are right but Camille was very hot but in typical Craig homosexual fashion, he didn't frick her.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked George Lazenby. Where my Lazenby bros at?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like him, he wasn't amazing or anything but he's not as bad as he's memed to be. He looks the part and it's a well-written, superbly directed Bond film. My only issue with OHMSS is the silly dubbing when he's undercover

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True but I still would choose Connery or Dalton over him, even Moore. I'm glad he had a moment of pure insanity and turned down the 7-film deal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >His agent tells him Bond is a fad and the franchise will be dead soon
          lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He was a dumb peasant car salesman so of course he listened to his mate than common sense. Has to be the worst decision a human has ever made.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit bond in a decent movie, the literal opposite of Brosnan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        GoldenEye is 10/10, so are his last two for me personally. Enjoyable as frick. The only one I don't like is TND (lol) because no hot girls or exotic locations though a great villain.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not my personal favorite (that's moore) but i'd concede that he had it all. cheers brosnanchad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now those gentlemen ARE James Bond.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    daniel craig's bond was fricking baffling how did they ever choose him? i swear to god his accent/voice changes every other scene

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the head of the studio making bond is a woman who knows nothing about bond or movies, she's like kathleen kennedy. she picked him because he slept with her.

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