If you're the only grocery store or fuel station in the vicinity for miles you will not be going out of business you fricking moron
>What is a credit crunch >What is a economic downturn so catastrophic that healthy businesses have trouble staying afloat
We have to accept the fact that many people on this board have IQs in the low single digits.
>What is a economic downturn so catastrophic that healthy businesses have trouble staying afloat
Yeah I guess those IDIOTS would be in trouble if they didn't plan for an apocalypse. Not like you and me, with our mountains of guns and nonperishable food, right, fellow chud?
Walking to the store is illegal in the US. You need to hop in your six wheeled SUV with a pride flag and BLM sticker and drive 652 miles, 7 furlongs and 2 calf feet to the seven stories All American Multiplex Wallmart where you will buy 2 quarts and 3 gils of onions "milk". Don't forget to clap in front of the Wall of Heroes.
It's hilarious to me how so many things that are attributed to "dumb redneck Americans" are actually the fault of overbearing liberal frickheads. Like our "obsession" with big trucks actually being the consequence of CAFE regulations basically outlawing small or compact trucks and utility vehicles.
a fictional town where non-offending pedophiles are sent to kick them out of normal society, but in a shocking twist, the pedo-society becomes a utopia where children are put first. This angers the satanic global elites who want to destroy children, and makes normies uncomfortable, and so they nuke the town
DL'd Vivarium a while back [tho still not watched it] but looks like it has this vibe
plus my Queen Imogen Poots which was my main and perhaps only motivating driver for wanting to see it
In a way it really is impressive that they managed to build a community with nice houses in the middle of the desert.
I guess the community in question just looks very off from its surrounding, none of you would be seething if it was some 11th century mud house from Morocco or Iran, which ironically is inferior in every way to an American suburb when it comes to quality of life
Just another case of "it's bad when America does it"
not that its 'bad' but unnatural and unimpressive
you can build these places today pretty much anywhere as any water req'd can just be pumped in
those old desert towns/villages needed a naturally occurring water source to develop around and any future prospects of that town depended entirely on the functionality of that water source
Except the same spastics will basedface over castles, too. The more fortified castles had water pumps in the form of servant wenches to fetch buckets from wells. Or they'll laud Roman architecture, which made heavy use of aqueducts to cram as many plebs as possible into little cubes.
>I guess the community in question just looks very off from its surrounding, none of you would be seething if it was some 11th century mud house from Morocco or Iran, which ironically is inferior in every way to an American suburb when it comes to quality of life
but you literally can't build a qasbah in the American desert...
Quality of life comes entirely from accessible amenities, not from living in a cardboard American house. That Kasbah with access to shops and jobs would be infinitely superior to that ugly ass suburb.
The American suburb is superior simply for the fact that it has air conditioning and the kasbah doesn't. The fact that it also has better accessible amenities than the kasbah makes it leagues better.
You mutts only need AC because you live in cardboard houses with walls so thin you can punch through it. Traditional homes in desert cultures are built to last and provide shade and cool passively
>solar flare knocks out power all around the world >movie focuses on this high end sub division in the middle of the desert >things start out fine with everyone helping each other, cook outs, etc etc >then after a couple weeks of no power the food starts to run out for most families >that's when the fun starts and factions start to form >some people try to leave but are found dead not far from the development >total chaos erupts as neighbor kills neighbor >movie ends with the entire housing development engulfed in flame and the few survivors left venturing off into the desert in search for food >after credit cutscene shows a lone survivor stumbling into a wal-mart parking lot full of normal people shopping and driving cars. Black van pulls up and grabs the survivor. >turns out it wasn't a solar flare but some test ran by the government using an emp device. They set the whole thing up and even built the development years before just for this.
Directed by M. Night. Shamalongdingdong
funny how most people who visit Egypt to see the pyramids don't realise how close they actually are to Cairo
they assume its just this random place in the middle of nowhere lol
Well they were outside of the city before it grew to that size
It was also on the other side of the Nile so it wasn't originally designed to be accessible, it's a fricking tomb
No, I mean the brown people. The close built, tall structures provide shade. The thick walls provide coolness. Your western honky tonk town is kit built and designed to be temporary and cheap.
>entire family is incredibly white >multi acre properties where we shoot our guns and let our dogs run >grilling locally butchered meat >no brown people for miles
feels good
yurogays and brownoids will never understand
>total government collapse >pure anarchy on the streets >5 minute montage of building walls, deep well, rain catcher, hydroponics farming, solar panels, sniper outpost >introduce some conflicts like infighting >climax is supply run didnt come back with leaders daugther >protagonist goes after her then saves the day >they all chill on a pool while sun set is in the background >he suddenly wakes up sitting infront of a computer reading a thread about a desert suburb movie set pitch
>America is an irradiated wasteland. Within it lies a suburb. Outside the boundaries, a desert. A cursed earth. Inside the walls, a cursed suburb, stretching from Peach Crescent to Tangerine Drive. An unbroken asphalt landscape. >800 people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one. Mega aircons. Mega driveways. Mega Suburb One. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight. >Citizens in fear of the backyard. The new buyer. The jogger. >Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: the men and women of the Home Owners Association. Juries. Executioners. Judges.
brother lived for a few yrs in a non-descript outer suburb like this
other brother was staying in his house one night and was pulled over for driving drunk after a night on the town and was sitting cuffed next to some other guy who had been arrested for whatever and both were about to be brought to the nearest station to be processed until the cop randomly saw some other guy who they'd been chasing for a while and he just let my brother and the other guy off with some bullshit verbal warning or something
more of a scene-setter than a movie in itself but potential for kino
just shoehorn in a dead body wrapped in plastic the morning after to add some mystery
>just shoehorn in a dead body wrapped in plastic the morning after to add some mystery
Will it be the brother or the stranger? Will op avenge his brother or have to defend him as he is the obvious suspect? The real killer will be a twist, maybe the cop?
Sequel of Truman Show but as a uncanny valley/ laminal horror movie to get the zoomie crowd. Think about it, nothing scares them more than a traditional all white town and huge american build malls.
No Blacks, no dykes, no pedos, no phones...the ultimate horror for zoomgroids
Ummm how about we use this cookie-cutter suburban environment to make a statement about how, like, suburban american white people are all the same and have, like, bad tendencies lurking just beneath the surface.
A town is segregated by aliens to a pocket dimension in the desert and left for 1000 years in a sort of mouse paradise experiment where the aliens provide water, food, power, building materials for them in exchange for menial labour, which is running on a treadmill (certain amount of km can be exchanged for certain things). The aliens study both the sociological and technological changes in the town over such a time, which slowly regresses in to a medieval style feudal system where one family slowly gains influence and power via the Matthew effect snowballing their power and influence over the other. They are the first family to discover the treadmill and begin to hoard the food, water etc provided (its given via a hatch next to the treadmill). women are pretty much converted in to property to breed for this family and most of the other males are worker underclass. There begins an ever-increasingly strict rule of law and people who attempt to dethrone or even badmouth the family get killed. The first batch of humans in the town are obviously at first confused and horrified by their situation but slowly become accustomed to it and it normalizes. They pass down stories of the world outside the town and eventually the world itself becomes worshipped as a kind of afterlife/heaven and the inhabitants of the town cant imagine a world where you have even a dozen miles to roam. The hatch becomes a sacred place also and the family that rule live next to it and the treadmill. They make others do the running, and there are even specified runners that train from birth to just run on the treadmill as fast as possible. They work out the best way to do it is to have runners run flat out for 30 mins. the architecture of the town slowly changes and they begin building vertically until the town becomes a Kowloon like maze. Some people try climbing through the food delivery hatch but they never get mutch further than a mile or so (the hatch is straight upwards).
also note the town is blocked by an invisible wall around it. The people cannot get out. The aliens being the ones causing this shown to the viewer until the end so the viewer is in the dark about the cause of the town as well until the end. the viewer never sees the aliens. The film ends with an uprising/massacre from the worker underclass and. the aliens end the experiment, the town is shown to be one of many towns put under thousands of different conditions and the camera pulls out to show a strange viewing window with hundreds/thousands of towns. A glimpse of some other towns are shown. One town is on fire, one town is in frozen and shown to be in extremely cold conditions. One town has some kind of other species mixed in with humans. One town is deliberately kept with no technology but is given an abundance of food. One town is shown to consist of nothing but children, implying the aliens are artificially stopping them from ageing. The experiment on the original town is ended and is teleported to a random habitable planet shown not to be earth as there are two moons. The aliens are basically abducting people, experimenting on them in infinite number of ways and then casting them to random planets once finished.
also note the town is blocked by an invisible wall around it. The people cannot get out. The aliens being the ones causing this shown to the viewer until the end so the viewer is in the dark about the cause of the town as well until the end. the viewer never sees the aliens. The film ends with an uprising/massacre from the worker underclass and. the aliens end the experiment, the town is shown to be one of many towns put under thousands of different conditions and the camera pulls out to show a strange viewing window with hundreds/thousands of towns. A glimpse of some other towns are shown. One town is on fire, one town is in frozen and shown to be in extremely cold conditions. One town has some kind of other species mixed in with humans. One town is deliberately kept with no technology but is given an abundance of food. One town is shown to consist of nothing but children, implying the aliens are artificially stopping them from ageing. The experiment on the original town is ended and is teleported to a random habitable planet shown not to be earth as there are two moons. The aliens are basically abducting people, experimenting on them in infinite number of ways and then casting them to random planets once finished.
also the camera is the aliens. This is shown at the end as the camera shifts from one town to the other seamlessly like a drone, implying that it has an omnipotent like access to any angle of viewing. This could perhaps be hinted at throughout the film with certain angles/style of cinematography or drone-like motions of the camera moving from one place to another. Different years would also be segregated to different chapters as the story progresses. >day one >day 60 >year 5 >year 30 >year 60 >year 200 >year 500 >year 750 >year 1000
>they seemed like any typical happy suburban family >they had a youtube channel >turns out they were satanic paedophiles all along >because of course they were
the federal government is repurposing entire neighborhoods into single organisms.
warden is elected president of the USA and shouts insane things over loudspeakers installed in every neighborhood in the USA and then eventually nukes and destroys all other countries and turns them into centipedes too
outro with some soft music as he kicks back and smokes a cigar with the whole world as centipedes behind him
they made it
what happens the moment the nearest shart-mart and gas station goes out of business?
Unless theres Black folk stealing everything why would it go out of business
>What is a credit crunch
>What is a economic downturn so catastrophic that healthy businesses have trouble staying afloat
We have to accept the fact that many people on this board have IQs in the low single digits.
>What is a economic downturn so catastrophic that healthy businesses have trouble staying afloat
Yeah I guess those IDIOTS would be in trouble if they didn't plan for an apocalypse. Not like you and me, with our mountains of guns and nonperishable food, right, fellow chud?
Someone's grumpy.
Not me; guns are fun and I've got plenty to eat.
Those places are popping up all over, we have giga city gas stations called buccess
If you're the only grocery store or fuel station in the vicinity for miles you will not be going out of business you fricking moron
It's on the edge of Las Vegas. There's 1000s of shops nearby
safe haven from the apocalypse
A Spanish couple come to stay with an american couple and then after the party at the strip they wife swap back in one of those houses
>tfw not part of the Boombox cartel
why are there no stores
Walking to the store is illegal in the US. You need to hop in your six wheeled SUV with a pride flag and BLM sticker and drive 652 miles, 7 furlongs and 2 calf feet to the seven stories All American Multiplex Wallmart where you will buy 2 quarts and 3 gils of onions "milk". Don't forget to clap in front of the Wall of Heroes.
Liberals made it illegal. Not even kidding. No convenience stores or pubs or restaurants in residential neighborhoods because liberals are insane.
i thought liberals were the ones who wanted to make 'walkable cities' though?
It's hilarious to me how so many things that are attributed to "dumb redneck Americans" are actually the fault of overbearing liberal frickheads. Like our "obsession" with big trucks actually being the consequence of CAFE regulations basically outlawing small or compact trucks and utility vehicles.
Why would there be? Can you not drive 30 seconds to grab your slop it has to be right outside your door?
Soulless
Murdering people family by family while blaming everoyne else
a fictional town where non-offending pedophiles are sent to kick them out of normal society, but in a shocking twist, the pedo-society becomes a utopia where children are put first. This angers the satanic global elites who want to destroy children, and makes normies uncomfortable, and so they nuke the town
Do people know each other and interact often? Do they hear your every fart and then gossip about it?
I remember the film was aiming for an Oscar but then it just kind of went and disappeared
They already ruined arrested development
DL'd Vivarium a while back [tho still not watched it] but looks like it has this vibe
plus my Queen Imogen Poots which was my main and perhaps only motivating driver for wanting to see it
this is why the entertainment industry is so big, what else do you do here then to watch goyflix or beat your wife
In a way it really is impressive that they managed to build a community with nice houses in the middle of the desert.
I guess the community in question just looks very off from its surrounding, none of you would be seething if it was some 11th century mud house from Morocco or Iran, which ironically is inferior in every way to an American suburb when it comes to quality of life
Just another case of "it's bad when America does it"
not that its 'bad' but unnatural and unimpressive
you can build these places today pretty much anywhere as any water req'd can just be pumped in
those old desert towns/villages needed a naturally occurring water source to develop around and any future prospects of that town depended entirely on the functionality of that water source
Except the same spastics will basedface over castles, too. The more fortified castles had water pumps in the form of servant wenches to fetch buckets from wells. Or they'll laud Roman architecture, which made heavy use of aqueducts to cram as many plebs as possible into little cubes.
>I guess the community in question just looks very off from its surrounding, none of you would be seething if it was some 11th century mud house from Morocco or Iran, which ironically is inferior in every way to an American suburb when it comes to quality of life
but you literally can't build a qasbah in the American desert...
Yes you can, it's just not practical
Quality of life comes entirely from accessible amenities, not from living in a cardboard American house. That Kasbah with access to shops and jobs would be infinitely superior to that ugly ass suburb.
The American suburb is superior simply for the fact that it has air conditioning and the kasbah doesn't. The fact that it also has better accessible amenities than the kasbah makes it leagues better.
You could build AC into the Kasbah
You mutts only need AC because you live in cardboard houses with walls so thin you can punch through it. Traditional homes in desert cultures are built to last and provide shade and cool passively
This is some of the saddest cope I've ever read.
>what is thermal mass
Didn’t a bunch of people in europe die from the heat a year or two ago?
"nice houses"
lmao
lol
This is where they set the Fright Night remake, but I don't remember them doing anything unique with the setting.
Careful with that axe, Eugene
Oppenheimer
>solar flare knocks out power all around the world
>movie focuses on this high end sub division in the middle of the desert
>things start out fine with everyone helping each other, cook outs, etc etc
>then after a couple weeks of no power the food starts to run out for most families
>that's when the fun starts and factions start to form
>some people try to leave but are found dead not far from the development
>total chaos erupts as neighbor kills neighbor
>movie ends with the entire housing development engulfed in flame and the few survivors left venturing off into the desert in search for food
>after credit cutscene shows a lone survivor stumbling into a wal-mart parking lot full of normal people shopping and driving cars. Black van pulls up and grabs the survivor.
>turns out it wasn't a solar flare but some test ran by the government using an emp device. They set the whole thing up and even built the development years before just for this.
Directed by M. Night. Shamalongdingdong
Fund it.
there was a twilight zone episode with a premise and twist slightly similar to this
A Twilight Zone episode based on a short story, but yeah it's pretty kino.
what do they eat?
looks comfy
Easy. They are all working at area 51 / S4 and its just like severance but with flying saucers and ayyyys (who are really bad guys)
Food and water source where?
assuming this is in America aren't they required by building law to have some kind of 'green' area/s?
Will you fricking morons ever get tired of posting the same fricking shitposts day after day?
What's your problem, anon?
He’s right
I see no shitpost here.
what happens here?
Reserved for the lava factory.
We don't talk about that.
dead Black person storage
That's where they will be building the neighbourhood casino
the weekly human sacrifices for Gorr'holg
interracial breeding grounds. we have one in every american suburb
>indian graveyard where teenagers lose their virginity
>imagine getting emotional over burbposting
>Cairo. I'm still in Cairo...
funny how most people who visit Egypt to see the pyramids don't realise how close they actually are to Cairo
they assume its just this random place in the middle of nowhere lol
Well they were outside of the city before it grew to that size
It was also on the other side of the Nile so it wasn't originally designed to be accessible, it's a fricking tomb
Imagine the smell
Peak soul.
Why not build desert towns like actual, traditional desert towns?
Because that would contain loads of local amenities and amerimutts aren't allowed that.
You mean traditional white desert towns and not that brown people crap
No, I mean the brown people. The close built, tall structures provide shade. The thick walls provide coolness. Your western honky tonk town is kit built and designed to be temporary and cheap.
I don't know what you're talking about.
is that from cast a deadly spell? good movie
It is.
>luckily I'm immune to women. Doc calls it "homosexuality", some kind of mental illness. More like a super power.
He ain't no fruit.
What's this from?
Cast a Deadly Spell
Anything else like this?
Nothing like it gets produced anymore.
This movie is quite unique, tbh. It's the right balance of noir and horror. With some humor, of course.
>why do white people do things differently than us brownies?
A mystery you will never, ever, comprehend.
>Amerimutts
>white
Pick one and only one
cope harder
94% of 56%
>only white people are white
correct
You can’t have a rifle.
>entire family is incredibly white
>multi acre properties where we shoot our guns and let our dogs run
>grilling locally butchered meat
>no brown people for miles
feels good
yurogays and brownoids will never understand
lol same between me and all of my uncles we own basically the whole zip code.
>sweet dirt bike track out back
>total government collapse
>pure anarchy on the streets
>5 minute montage of building walls, deep well, rain catcher, hydroponics farming, solar panels, sniper outpost
>introduce some conflicts like infighting
>climax is supply run didnt come back with leaders daugther
>protagonist goes after her then saves the day
>they all chill on a pool while sun set is in the background
>he suddenly wakes up sitting infront of a computer reading a thread about a desert suburb movie set pitch
Has there been a successor to Sim City 3000 already? I loved that game.
>some shit happens
>America is an irradiated wasteland. Within it lies a suburb. Outside the boundaries, a desert. A cursed earth. Inside the walls, a cursed suburb, stretching from Peach Crescent to Tangerine Drive. An unbroken asphalt landscape.
>800 people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one. Mega aircons. Mega driveways. Mega Suburb One. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight.
>Citizens in fear of the backyard. The new buyer. The jogger.
>Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: the men and women of the Home Owners Association. Juries. Executioners. Judges.
>Suburbia
>Gummo
>Arizona
there are already a shitload of movies like this
brother lived for a few yrs in a non-descript outer suburb like this
other brother was staying in his house one night and was pulled over for driving drunk after a night on the town and was sitting cuffed next to some other guy who had been arrested for whatever and both were about to be brought to the nearest station to be processed until the cop randomly saw some other guy who they'd been chasing for a while and he just let my brother and the other guy off with some bullshit verbal warning or something
more of a scene-setter than a movie in itself but potential for kino
just shoehorn in a dead body wrapped in plastic the morning after to add some mystery
>just shoehorn in a dead body wrapped in plastic the morning after to add some mystery
Will it be the brother or the stranger? Will op avenge his brother or have to defend him as he is the obvious suspect? The real killer will be a twist, maybe the cop?
The brother. Anon will never catch me! Or will he..?
Sequel of Truman Show but as a uncanny valley/ laminal horror movie to get the zoomie crowd. Think about it, nothing scares them more than a traditional all white town and huge american build malls.
No Blacks, no dykes, no pedos, no phones...the ultimate horror for zoomgroids
FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE
Ummm how about we use this cookie-cutter suburban environment to make a statement about how, like, suburban american white people are all the same and have, like, bad tendencies lurking just beneath the surface.
The first Poltergeist movie takes place in a place like that
A town is segregated by aliens to a pocket dimension in the desert and left for 1000 years in a sort of mouse paradise experiment where the aliens provide water, food, power, building materials for them in exchange for menial labour, which is running on a treadmill (certain amount of km can be exchanged for certain things). The aliens study both the sociological and technological changes in the town over such a time, which slowly regresses in to a medieval style feudal system where one family slowly gains influence and power via the Matthew effect snowballing their power and influence over the other. They are the first family to discover the treadmill and begin to hoard the food, water etc provided (its given via a hatch next to the treadmill). women are pretty much converted in to property to breed for this family and most of the other males are worker underclass. There begins an ever-increasingly strict rule of law and people who attempt to dethrone or even badmouth the family get killed. The first batch of humans in the town are obviously at first confused and horrified by their situation but slowly become accustomed to it and it normalizes. They pass down stories of the world outside the town and eventually the world itself becomes worshipped as a kind of afterlife/heaven and the inhabitants of the town cant imagine a world where you have even a dozen miles to roam. The hatch becomes a sacred place also and the family that rule live next to it and the treadmill. They make others do the running, and there are even specified runners that train from birth to just run on the treadmill as fast as possible. They work out the best way to do it is to have runners run flat out for 30 mins. the architecture of the town slowly changes and they begin building vertically until the town becomes a Kowloon like maze. Some people try climbing through the food delivery hatch but they never get mutch further than a mile or so (the hatch is straight upwards).
also note the town is blocked by an invisible wall around it. The people cannot get out. The aliens being the ones causing this shown to the viewer until the end so the viewer is in the dark about the cause of the town as well until the end. the viewer never sees the aliens. The film ends with an uprising/massacre from the worker underclass and. the aliens end the experiment, the town is shown to be one of many towns put under thousands of different conditions and the camera pulls out to show a strange viewing window with hundreds/thousands of towns. A glimpse of some other towns are shown. One town is on fire, one town is in frozen and shown to be in extremely cold conditions. One town has some kind of other species mixed in with humans. One town is deliberately kept with no technology but is given an abundance of food. One town is shown to consist of nothing but children, implying the aliens are artificially stopping them from ageing. The experiment on the original town is ended and is teleported to a random habitable planet shown not to be earth as there are two moons. The aliens are basically abducting people, experimenting on them in infinite number of ways and then casting them to random planets once finished.
also the camera is the aliens. This is shown at the end as the camera shifts from one town to the other seamlessly like a drone, implying that it has an omnipotent like access to any angle of viewing. This could perhaps be hinted at throughout the film with certain angles/style of cinematography or drone-like motions of the camera moving from one place to another. Different years would also be segregated to different chapters as the story progresses.
>day one
>day 60
>year 5
>year 30
>year 60
>year 200
>year 500
>year 750
>year 1000
>they seemed like any typical happy suburban family
>they had a youtube channel
>turns out they were satanic paedophiles all along
>because of course they were
Americans are a joke.
all the husband's meet at one specified house once per year for a huge gay sex orgy.
sicario already came out almost 10 years ago
or just watch breaking bad
Could be the prequel of Dredd.
human centipede 4.
what you're looking at is a single organism.
the warden's experiment was a breakout success.
the federal government is repurposing entire neighborhoods into single organisms.
warden is elected president of the USA and shouts insane things over loudspeakers installed in every neighborhood in the USA and then eventually nukes and destroys all other countries and turns them into centipedes too
outro with some soft music as he kicks back and smokes a cigar with the whole world as centipedes behind him
of course, it must be horror movie like this one.
is that... is that a society designed after a specific mode of transportation??!?!?!?!?!?!? AAAAA HELP ME MARX
A film about gigolo (me) who has to satisfy every woman living in that neighborhood while their husbands are wageslaving