Pixar won't survive this flop.

Pixar won't survive this flop.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they will

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no they wont

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Toy Story 5 and Inside Out 2 will make their wallets nice and healthy again
        Expect more sequels too. A theatrical Monsters 3, Incredibles 3, Finding Nemo 3, etc

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah it wont

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            See you in the thread where you cry about Toy Story 5 making a billion.
            Trust me, I don't like it either, but the response to them making flops is making more soulless sequels. They'll never truly die or learn from their mistakes because they'll just make easy bucks off of soulless continuations their actual good IPs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they will, you'll need at least 3 more shitty movies to make them fail

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are already in the middle of making the next one so i guess its 2 now

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't survive the Incredibles. That movie flopped so hard it got them sold to D*sney

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elio will save them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet ANOTHER movie about a brown kid

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter. Encanto did well.
        Elios story is just recycled jokes that stopped being funny decades ago. This is why it will fail.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Has the script leaked?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that will kill them even harder

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it will be a success.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah it wont

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like “Dan Kois-My-Ass”.

    Pixar will survive, but only in body not in spirit. The “Soul” has ironically unironically left this company.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What're the chances this is at most a "eh, whatever" kind of movie like Luca and Brave and everything is trashing something that's just "okay"?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      From what I know about the movie, it just seems extremely mediocre. Nothing egregiously awful.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mediocre is worse then bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucca, Sould and Turning Red are "ok" in the sense of "it's kind fun i guess, but i expect better fron the studio"
      Brave, Oward, Good Dinosaur are "ok" in the sense of "i don't want to watch something so fricking boring in my life ever again"
      Elemental is likely the second one

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The plot is exactly as that anon that leaked the storybook described. Extremely mediocre and doesn't even require them to be elements to play out.
    >please don't close my store
    >ok but if you fix the dam
    >go fix the dam
    >done
    I remember Pixar was a lot more creative with their premises, but this is just bland. They could have been humans and the plot would just play out the same way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but then they'd have to make the story about the metaphors (aka an actual interracial couple) which is a big no no for Disney because believe it or not, they are extremely conservative behind closed doors

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think Disney is genuinely progressive, anon?
          lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just because you're not progressive doesn't mean you're conservative.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can't be unbiased anymore, the Sith rule things now, you can only deal in absolutes. You either have to be an ass licking leftist ally, or a bigoted far-right extremist, even centrists are closed minded hatemongers these days if they don't blindly agree with the left.

              Neutrality is dead to the holier than thou modern liberals trying to "save" the world

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not being progressive means you're on the side of the nazis, anon. Haven't you read the memo yet?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can't be unbiased anymore, the Sith rule things now, you can only deal in absolutes. You either have to be an ass licking leftist ally, or a bigoted far-right extremist, even centrists are closed minded hatemongers these days if they don't blindly agree with the left.

              Neutrality is dead to the holier than thou modern liberals trying to "save" the world

              Not being progressive means you're on the side of the nazis, anon. Haven't you read the memo yet?

              Karen's constitute a big part of the Disney consumer and fanciable.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and a lot of Karen's really don't like it when things get too "real" or break the illusion so to speak.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the water guy wearing a t shirt of a letter farting?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The in-universe sports team is the windbreakers. Hah. Hah.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they really reduced their fictional race to butthole wind

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only care about fire girl's massive hips.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big hips but no ass.
      Like all coombait.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is pretty hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >massive hips.
      she's wearing a dress moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >massive

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Box office: $35 Million.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Disney? It's doing worse than its literal babyshit competitors like Illumination. This is embarrassing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fake news

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah very real news the little coonmaid flopped like a fish

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah? Where's the source? Funny how any identifying information is absent in your pic. homosexual.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're the homosexual it died hard internationally and no one likes it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no u
              >still no information
              Yeah, you lied. You're a b***h. Frick off.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                neither have you homosexual YOU frick off instead

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf are you talking about? I have no information to share, you posted the sketchy pic and two people asked for proof and you waffled repeatedly and now you're saying I haven't showed anything? What are you on about you dumb c**t.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                neither do you and you're the dumb c**t!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                >no u
                >no u
                I'm done with you clown. You got exposed for the grifter you are and are now on a petulant damage control. Eat shit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spongebob Squarepants!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, all that ESG money /misc/ keeps b***hing about will save them!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It did until the feds started raising interest rates. Now they're sweating. All of these movies are produced during the ESG era, so it's gonna take a few years before they course correct.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney should just bite the bullet and sell Pixar to Apple, where it truly belongs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or sell it to Warner Bros and jumpstart their animation studio

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So co, will they save themselves on the rebound with Win or Lose or picrell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elio will be a moderate success at best
      And let's remember Lightyear failed, so TS5 isn't a guaranteed success either

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah it will do even worse the elemental

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lightyear was very confusing. I know it was pretty trash and boring regardless so it would've flopped eifher way, but it was just too confusing of a premise to capture an audience with in the first place. TS5 is a more simpler movie for the normalgays to determine if it's something they would recognize.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they embrace this bloated pudgy animation style? Everything is so round on that guy. Cringe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If all of these movies were in production 5-6 years ago when Cal Arts was popular, then we are just seeing the fruits of that labor.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They want the ghibli audience so their using a softer and rounder style for their more slice of life movies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Pixar keeps the transgender plotline in Win or Lose, it's gonna start a shitstorm and a boycott exponentially bigger than Bud Light's.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >co
      >ihomosexual
      have a nice day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s win or lose? I haven’t seen anything about that one. Elio looks like an instant flop.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it will be

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mars needs Moms needs to sue for stealing their IP.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is one of the gayest name for a movie i have ever seen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pixar is dead. It's sad when a legendary company is taken over by incompetent mediocre morons who shill their shitty leftist politic in their work.Yeah I know Hollywood has been doing it since forever. But back then they had to be subtle about it or it would turn off the audience.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The kid main character is a total homosexual and it's very likely the beaner parents won't be exactly thrilled with him.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, help me out here anons, what character does the fire b***h look like?
    Every time I see her and her annoying pointy lip smile the picture of another character comes into my head, but I can't make it out...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Azula, imo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has the same lips as the jeff the killer picture.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Azula, imo

      She has the same lips as the jeff the killer picture.

      This is someone elses face, I know it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like an emoji.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      rose garden warfare 2

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Between this and Indy 5, nothing makes me hornier than imagining how much money Disney is gonna lose on these movies

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know why this is a flop? I know we all collectively hate it on Cinemaphile, but why normies? Isn't it perfectly generic enough for them to enjoy, like a worse Zootopia? Or do you think they can read through it's weird ESG racial messages?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It features a heterosexual couple as the main focus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, personal feelings aside I think it's on track to making a modest profit when you factor in global sales. It's not great by any means but it'll break even and then some. I hope it fails though, but I'm not like some anons who will post fake pics to drive a false narrative making it look like it's doomed when it isn't really.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is doomed

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah YOU eat shit instead homosexual!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah YOU do that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah you're driving false narratives

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you limited to saying "no u!"? Genuine question. I'm not driving any narrative. I'm just looking the way the wind is blowing but you, on the other hand, are coming off as unhinged.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, it's better if the new IPs succeed rather than fail. I'd rather nu Pixar make shitty new movies instead of shitting up their old IPs like they did in the 10s

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. I want their new original work to succeed as long as it isn't pushing an agenda. I just want good, quality films that explore concepts that we can all relate to like they were so good at in Toy Story, Up, etc.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their movies are bombing regardless of the IP. Lightyear was also an embarrassing flop.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        With a budget of 200 million that's gonna be tough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't it perfectly generic enough for them to enjoy, like a worse Zootopia? Or do you think they can read through it's weird ESG racial messages?
      The problem is that it is a blatantly worse Zootopia with an even more obvious racial message.
      Even casuals can smell the stench in the room.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it tonight, thought it was cute and goode. Feels like zootopia with implications of police brutality replaced with horny. It definitely feels like a young adult movie -- marketing really had to sift through the film to find "family friendly" stuff. A pixar movie hasn't made me feel like this since Ratatouille (though Rat Movie is still far superior in writing).
    It really feels like people want this movie to be a failure/embarrassment that it isn't. Hope the box office improves.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It definitely feels like a young adult movie
      Weird considering it's rated PG.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw it. Not entirely as bad as I expected. It's a safe romance movie for the pixar crowd, and probably won't be the worst movie pixar has made recently but won't be remembered much either, unless you want to frick the fire girl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So less of a Good Dinosaur and more of a Luca?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this movie any worse than the other recent Pixar movies, or are critics just allowed to admit it's bad because the non-human characters mean the studio can't pull the "if you don't like it you're racist" card?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's way better than Onward, that's for sure. Also, the fire people are almost explicitly Asian, so the race card idea is still in play.
      Not that it matters. "People" would still drum up failure narratives because it's about interracial romance.

      >It definitely feels like a young adult movie
      Weird considering it's rated PG.

      I mean young adult (as in early 20s) in the context of Pixar films. Even when the main character is an octogenarian, a Pixar film typically has the impression of being a kids film. There's a certain kind of universal appeal to most Pixar flicks -- be it due to general themes or entry POVs for children -- that isn't here. I compared it to Ratatouille because it has the same kind of focus on the early 20s experience, i.e. non-juvenile romance, the weight of jobs and careers, and increased personal agency.
      That said, it definitely pulled its punches at times. There is bigotry and hate, but there's not much violence. The most scandalous joke has Ember saying ass. This is the second horniest film Pixar has ever made, but it's largely consigned to the credits and an extended handholding scene.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I dislike the slop they've been doing for the last decade, Disney's too huge to fall. If the 70s/80s dark age didn't kill them, there's no way they can collapse entirely now that they're more massive than ever before. At worst, they sell Star Wars to someone else and coast the fall using that money.

    • 11 months ago
      guy

      I made an article about why they chose an elemental/racial theme https://manlyburger.substack.com/p/out-of-the-fire-and-flames-the-spiritual pure based energy

      They're completely out of creative energy. They have diversity hires who want to make stories about their narcissism. Primos got savaged by Hispanics and the crew still tried to talk down to the critics. Even if they survive, their animation output is doomed for decades, no point in preserving the current state of "Pixar"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool dota monsters

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >diversity hires who want to make stories about their narcissism
        Why would anyone think this is a good idea?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they should stop making movies about random objects living in some wacky random object universe.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie barely works as a racism metaphor in the first place. And it has the same problems as Zootopia in that it actually gives more tangible reasons for the groups to remain segregated in the plot instead of creating any message about prejudice being bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't work at all because the movie never addresses the fact that they can't mix. They profess their love but that doesn't fix the fact that she boils him if they do try to physically interact.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pixar won't survive this flop.
    God willing.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with Elemental is that it's the same Romeo and Juliet shit we've seen for years and it's just fricking predictable. It's just Zootopia but not interesting or appealing to anyone.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Whenever Disney attempts to appeal to boys it usually leads to serious failures like Atlantis. Stuff like Tarzan and Aladdin were flukes. And by now boys habitually stay away from Disney because they know Disney is lame and that nothing they make is interesting for a boy

    Same thing with live action. Pirates of the Caribbean was a fluke. John Carter and Lone Ranger were awful and Prince of Persia bombed.

    Now we've seen or corporate and sterile they've made Star Wars and Marvel too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seen or

      *Seen how

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll get bailed out by Blackrock so they can keep producing propaganda. Failure means nothing now as long as they keep dancing to ESG and Blackrock's tone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah homosexualrock is running out of money

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That Primos shit is just another example of this. Now even the people you are trying to pander to with all this ESG shilling are turning on you openly. Disney is dying a slow death but they are dying.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People will keep watching their movies no matter what happens.

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