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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DONCAMATIC

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loved that song so much I went to see if he had other songs I'd like. He did not, not a single one.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very insulting that such a beautiful well-built White Star Line ship has to lie next to this piece of shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looked like they retrieved most of it from the sea floor.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's so fricking moronic. There's a rule because they compress at different rates and the juncture between them becomes a massive weak point as the carbon fibre tries to compress before the titanium what an actual slug brained fricking moron. Jesus fricking christ good riddance.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wish he survived
        to live with the guilt

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he forgot to increase the pressure from the interior, its like a baloon it can only float if it has equal pressure to stop the hull from shattering

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Well built
      >Gets heemd by the first iceberg it meets
      Yeah, no.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most ships didn't have that many water tight compartments. It sunk because of poor understanding of the ships surroundings.
        The SS Califronia literally said "icefield ahead" and the wireless operator on the titanic shouted SHUT UP because he was being bombarded with other messages.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Olympic destroyed pretty much every ship it decided to wreck into. They just didn't account for this one specific case of sideswiping an iceberg because they probably didn't think the captain would be moronic enough to maintain full speed at night with zero visibility in an ice field.

          All I'm saying is, if I would have built the ship that night would have gone down differently

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be me
          >1912
          >know how to send telegrams
          >start spamming Black person and israelite to the new fancy ships communication officer
          >sending so many that he starts sperging
          >ignores an ice field warning and the fricking ship sinks

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you know they had a good laugh on the telegram that night

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Olympic destroyed pretty much every ship it decided to wreck into. They just didn't account for this one specific case of sideswiping an iceberg because they probably didn't think the captain would be moronic enough to maintain full speed at night with zero visibility in an ice field.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sir, it's Olumpic

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >removes panties

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            lexi belle going full plump is what made me an architect

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >COMING SOON
    >SUMMER 2024
    >TITANIC REVISITED
    >DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY
    >YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT HIT YOU

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DONCAMATIC

      underage mermaids are just too tempting

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP GET PR

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.scalemates.com/kits/special-hobby-n72045-titan--1496409

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick I'm gonna buy it
      >1/72
      might be a bit fiddly but oh well

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bear in mind it's only in 3 parts the main hull all comes complete according to their website, which I guess is authentic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bear in mind it's only in 3 parts the main hull all comes complete according to their website, which I guess is authentic

      on which note
      https://www.specialhobby.eu/titan-world-famous-research-and-tourist-submarine-1-72
      the scalemates entry has been there a while but it wasn't on the special hobby website until I guess just recently, I was starting to wonder if it might have been fake

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh n-

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude smoothie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would've just dodged all the debris then swam to the surface.
      But I'm built different, so I wouldn't expect any of you guys to understand.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      are they ok?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'll be alright

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      real one

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >real one
        >filmed on a camcorder from 1985

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey they cheaped out everywhere else like on that logitech garbage instead of a good strong wiiu pro controller

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          *HAL9000, enhance!*

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literal stream of blood shooting out
            Fricking brutal

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Basically would’ve been all of their remains shooting out in one big cloud. Not even just blood, bits of flesh and tissue and bone given the extreme pressure.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Instantly cooked, too. Horrifying but painless.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am beyond fascinated with this submarine implosion, still. I would pay $1000 to read a transcript of their final moments, from what I understand they could hear the carbon fiber hull delaminating since they tried to rise to the surface before the end. Sick shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, definitely not. They'd hear creaking and shit anyway just because rigid materials do make noise when compressing.

        The moment an actual fault occurred it'd basically be over. They would never have known there was an issue before it claimed their lives.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >logo stays intact
      legend

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dick status?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      real one

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plap plap plap get imploded

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need more bold capitains of capitalism.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why did it implode?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hybris

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking ESL.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, hybris is an accepted spelling and debatably more accurate to Ancient Greek.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jews

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's so fricking moronic. There's a rule because they compress at different rates and the juncture between them becomes a massive weak point as the carbon fibre tries to compress before the titanium what an actual slug brained fricking moron. Jesus fricking christ good riddance.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nerve gas

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      vax

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dagon but these other Black folk sleeping.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I seem to recall him dismissing the advice of "uninspiring old white men" in favor of a younger, more diverse crowd.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          His one folly

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          young people lean democrat and pro regulation, he overwhelmingly donated and probably voted republican. money talks.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >young people lean democrat and pro regulation
            Except criminal regulations.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever ask this question here. Nobody here fricking knew anything about submarine design before they read that shit in the news. Just go read the news.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah maybe the non cameron-chads, fricking pleb

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Less than 20 milliseconds is pretty short sharp "PLOP" It's more like a hellishly shattering "Click".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugh just reminded me of that scene in one of the early Daniel Craig James Bond movies where the woman has a little bomb in her brain and it sets off and she just immediately snaps to this horrible scrambled brain face. Shit fricked me up

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re thinking of mission impossible 3

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's mission impossible btw.
        Never saw all of the bond movies though.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t spell titanic without TITAN

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a difference between ESL and "Y" and "U" being right next to each other on the keyboard so fat b***hes with fat fingers accidentally mistype.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shyt yp

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, can anyone find anything alarming in this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >discount boeing fiber
      lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why always them?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*Tool starts playing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why was he so calm bros

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >me being bombarded by sensory stimuli as a neurodivergent autistic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait, so if you squish me hard enough, I'll explode into fire?!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. At those pressures, the air in the sub reached sun-temperature during the crushing. Wouldn't be surprised if a little bit of fusion or fission happened.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Attack on Titanic

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally realised how you can make a movie about that. Make an actual copy of that sub, put highly realistic mannequins with guts and blood and all that inside, put it underwater and film the implosion both from inside ans outside. That would be kino.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The memory cards of the cameras would also get destroyed. You couldn't stream large RAW video files in real time through thousands of feet of water.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There has to be a way

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          James Cameron could do it easily

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can connect it through a wire to a different sub

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least it's quick. Still horrifying, though.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iron Lung seems like a neat concept for a movie. I wish they adapted it and maybe Dusk with real actor like Nic Cage for cringekino. With someone like Markieplier, it will be just cringe.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had been in that sub things would have gone down a lot different

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does it feel to get imploded, lads?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Happened too quickly to feel. Hell, happened too quickly for the visual signal to be processed.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just like watching people learn about a new current thing and then parroting strong opinions other people have expressed about the current thing.

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