>Post without dubs and you won't attract the worm.
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>Post without dubs and you won't attract the worm.
>Post without dubs and you won't attract the worm.
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*THUMP THUMP*
I'll point the way.
*I* POINT THE WAY
N
*jumps out from the sand behind you*
So what's up with all the tattoos she gets.
not that
Needs blue eyes. And some post nasal drip scummies around her mouth.
This is honestly a really good image. You should spam it in Zendaya threads like that other anon who spams the Squidward image in Ortega thread.
Just edit it a little like
suggests.
>i must not sneed, sneed is the board killer
*farts*
>>ESL homosexual Hispanic poo
Way to describe 80 percent of Americans lmao
*le hides in sand :D*
KISS MY FEET
DO YOU KNOW DA WEY BRATHA?
WERM GUMING
MY NAME IS DUKE PAUL MAUD'DIB 'MAHDI' ATREIDES HARKONEN USUL LISAN AL-GHAIB KWISATZ HADERACH, VOICE FROM THE OUTER WORLD
AND I POINT THE WAY
do u no de wey?
We're all going to be OK
I swear I will resurrect Duncan Idaho for the sole purpose of fricking my daughter.
i love spice
Little mouse
LISAN
AL GAIB!
Lemme get a mahfrickin WORM.
What would happen if you smoke spice?
MY DUNE
mom please dont watch me change into my stillsuit
SILENCE!
WHAT DO THEY EAT?
mom watch me change into my stillsuit, especially my bulge
Uhm, excuse me, have you seen my HRT pills?
i want a fremen gf
LISAN ABU GHRAIB
BE THE W0RM
here wormy wormy
the fremen is the thing that goes up your penis skin down to your balls sack lol
Throw these two out on the sand.
The shitposter has awakened
Shai-Hulud has arrived
I am Muadhib or whatever
IT WAS WRITTEN
why did christopher dancin agree to star in a music video?
i dont think ive seen many other A-listers do this
Anus wormus
Gimme a worm
Needs pugs.
Finally
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
*chomp*
Vored
No, you
LET ME OUT, I NEED MY SWITCH
Only trips can save you
Ok, I’ve got my hooks. I’ll even save you too
Checked
SHALAI HALUD IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
oh shit
Does anyone have the foreground Apu in the stillsuit while in the Arrakis desert? The Director's Blue Rose Taskforce is investigating frenly activities.
Dont mind me just walking without rhythm.
How do I walk without rhythm.
Carefully, watch this
*brap*
AAAAAAAAAAAA
shai hulud got your ass son
*nom*
sneed
what did you frickers do?
>Shields attract worms moreso than thumpers, harvesters and jazz walking because... they just do, alright?
I've always taken the fact that the shields attract worms to imply the shields operate by causing some kind of vibrations at a very high frequency. So basically thumpers on steroids to a creature attuned to rhythmic disturbances.
Well that would make sense, I mean just based on their appearance they'd have to be vibrations of an electromagnetic field.
The part that gets me is the rhythm. Because assuming you're escorting a harvester, which is quite literally shaking the surface and virtually guaranteed to attract worms, what reason would there be to not wear a shield? At least inactive.
I mean if for some stupid reason there is a ground war in a worm field, where people won't be walking in an off-beat rhythm anyway, why wouldn't you have an active shield on? And wouldn't the shield ironically be off rhythm anyway, assuming you're in a fight? After all, the constant swinging will be frequently disabling and re-enabling the vibration.
So what context is there to not have a shield on, albeit disabled until necessary?
I've heard some anons say that the shields are supposed to drive worms crazy, like not just attract them, but I can't find anything definitive, or even conceptualize what that would imply versus what we've already seen. Are the worms going to start flying?
Didn't read all that but if everyone wore a shield wouldn't the worm be confused? Unless everyone turned theirs on at the same time, there'd be different vibrations all over the place.
Worms are incredibly hard to kill and shields cause worms to frenzy. Turning a shield on is practically a death sentence in worm territory.
On Arrakis equipment breaks a lot because of the weather (super fast sand storms and electrical storms.) Part of the reason they use shit like Ornithopters is that unlike other engines they are less prone to breaking down as quickly in the environment. The more equipment you bring the more things will break down, the heavier spice harvesters and other things will be, the more it'll cost and the more time it'll take to fix.
You also have to bring in every peace of equipment you use from off planet which is very expensive in the Dune universe because the Spacing Guild has a monopoly.
What's my name?!
I don't get it, why is everybody afraid of getting worm'd? You have all the spice you could ever want, right at your fingertips.
>Why would I ban my best shit poster before the thread took off?
>I'm pointing the way.
>No anon can challenge me.
>Your mods warned you of my coming.
>Fear the post.
>Do you think you could out post me?
>You're afraid.
>I remember when you posted in that Cinemaphile thread about Chel.
>You gooned to The Road to El Dorado for 4 hours straight.
>Back then Cinemaphile had another name, Cinemaphilemblr.
>In your nightmares you post nice comments to anons and worry about their mental health.
DESERT POWER
I want to attract lady jessica into my room if you catch my drift
Perv
What did she mean by this?
What do you mean?
>jessica loses her entire family, survives an ornithopter crash through a sandstorm, becomes trapped in the deep desert, and has to rely on her son to get out of the situation alive
>this is her first time ever being in the deep desert
I wonder why she's making that face as her son helps her with her stillsuit (which she's never worn before) surely it's because she's horny for him, it's the only explanation
I don't catch your drift. Could you explain it to me with a 2000 word essay?
>I remember your shitpost,
>You remember mine. I can kill you with a (you).
Dubs and Rabban doesn't job, triples spice production, kills Gurney and Mua'dib with a drone strike, becomes Emperor and gets all the girls in the end